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>>16935698

You've lost OP. Let me teach you the most important rule about a relationship; it takes two people to do it. You 100% cannot maintain a relationship by yourself, even if you're the best partner in the world you cannot control the other person's behavior.

If she's willing to go this far to get a little "attention" she's more than willing to cheat on you.

Let me break down your options OP and the results of them

A. You "alpha" up and tell him to fuck off. Your gf finds out about it and yells at you for not trusting her and trying to control who she can and cannot be friends with. She further insists that he is just a good friend she likes to chat with and you're insecure for having a problem with it.

B. You do nothing. The guy continues to make passes at your girl and continues to say sexual things and advance their relationship. Cheating could easily occur in the future if this continues if not physical then emotional cheating.

Women pull this shit all the time OP. You're fucked. I personally recommend you abandon ship

I don't know what qt is and how long you've been together, but those stuff don't even matter because you should break up with this girl like yesterday. I'll spell it out for you. She is emotionally cheating on you. Her being lonely does not excuse this. She is being shitty and this is not caused by loneliness. She is cheating on you. Even though it is no physical it is obviously bringing you pain, and that is okay, it means you have standards. Take it as a learning opportunity and go on your merry way.

>>16935698
Is this a long distance relationship?

>>16933896
btw the subject of my post should be "rarely spoken" NOT "not rarely spoken". That was a typo.

I'm gonna learn Ebonics. That should improve my job prospects.

>>16933908
Well that is still English.

>>16935136
>my brain keeps telling me to
>I realise that this is "nature" calling
No, retard. This is not nature calling you. This is social expectations and media calling you. Someone has instilled these values in you and you aren't disgusted by them because they are now your values.

>>16935136

How old are you? How many women have you been with How long has your relationship been?

All key questions.

>>16935136

Sure I want to fuck other people to, but I'm not actually going to do it.

> I don't have the skills to do anything else

Why does everyone talk like people are born with skills

You could be getting these if you put in the effort

>>16934641
It takes too long to acquire the skills to get most jobs and too much money. Ive applied for some clerical and technical jobs, but they all want people with skills and experience I don't have. Sure I could try to learn them, but that take years until I get competant enough to hold a job. Even then, I still probably won't get hired since most managers look for employees with experience. I feel like becoming a police officer is the best course of action since it doesn't matter if you are unskilled or inexperienced. As long as your criminal record is clean, and you're in good shape they will hire you.

>worth

Is subjective. Something that I might find worth, you may see as useless/unnecessary.

Do it if you want. Keyword:(You) it's your life. Live without regrets.

As someone with addiction issues I think you are correct in saying to wait a few years. He will blow it because he doesn't have enough at stake yet.

Yeah I think that's a good Idea OP.

Wait for 3-5 years, see where you (and your brother) are in life and then re-evaluate the situation?

Your brother probably cant handle the money and it would be very unfair if you got the money and he didn't.

>>16934291
This.

Wait and see, OP, you are a good guy and it is good that you care about your brother in this way.

>>16934878

i recommend jumping off a building. way more exciting. you know those amusement park rides where its just a drop and you feel like oyu're going to die and its fun?

It'll be like that but you actually die.

you're less likely to fuck up jumping off a building then you are shooting yourself too

>>16934878
>Can't tell if it's a rifle or shotgun
how can you not tell, if it takes shells its a shotgun if it takes bullets its a rifle

>>16934890
Probably why he's killing himself m8

Humans have evolved to be social animals

People that try to ignore this and go off on their own end up fucking themselves over with relationships, friendships, etc and eventually get to the point where there is no turning back without therapy

>Bad idea

>>16934494
So..what would happen exactly? Will I become one of those "real human beans" fabled in greentexts here?

>>16934494
Can confirm this is true. I don't recommend it.

>>16934329
When you're eating pussy and her fluids gush into your mouth.
That's about the only way I know of to be 100% sure.
Ps. If she's faking it she'll more than likely make a noise or tense up. If she is quiet and you didn't notice then maybe she is telling the truth and maybe her orgasm isn't as strong as other women.
So... Get your mouth down there..

>>16934361

About the licking, she prefers penetration. It's the only way for her to cum from what she told me. Not that i'm bad at licking, it's a work in progress.

>>16934371
Well I suppose you just have to get to know her body language.
Also, wet slippery vagina and/or loose vagina are signs that she is horny, if that helps at all.

>>16933875
>and you may ask why I'm with her? physically she's a 9/10. I've had guys stop us on the street to get her number if we weren't a couple.
Her physical beauty means absolutely nothing if she doesn't put out. Staying with her makes absolutely no sense. You can try talking to her about it, but if she still refuses to compromise, you're over.

I'm sorry OP, she's fucking someone else.

>>16933880
Not necessarily. It's possible that she's asexual, has past trauma, is saving herself for marriage, or is a closet lesbian. It could be anything. Regardless, they're not compatible.

NO.

>>16933371
no

I don't even think those are dreads in that picture.
But I think white guys with dreads look incredibly retarded. I saw this little kid with dreads at the library the other day and it looked pretty awful. He reminded me of a caveman. Poor child.

So, are you sexting her? If so, you should go into detail about what you'd do to her. And i mean DETAIL. This could range from anything between how you would kiss her to how eager you'd be to pump her full with your hot sperm. But be crefull. You haven't done anything sexual with her yet? Has she sent you pics? Have you sent some? Nudes? What was the last text she sent?

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Some backsrory:
>This girl grabbed my Johnson yesterday, and told me she wanted me to talk to her later.
>then slipled her number into my waistband. All i said was "well, alright." and never texted her.
> Sent her a message this morning saying "hey, it's OP, sorry i totally forgot to text youast night, just got really busy. Was it important?"
>her response was "kind of, but you're fine"
>Well is it something i can still help you with?
>I was just watching you do your assignment and got to thinking I would really enjoy burying my face in your lap
>hahaha?
>are you not interested?
>Well sure, just dont see how thats important
>So you won't help me with it then?
>yeah i got you, just let me know whats up, i get off at 8

Tried to play it off as non-autistic as possible, and i think it worked because at 7shs sent me a picture of her ass saying she was ready when i was.

>realized she was actually being serious about doing this.
>to make sure, i asked "hey, sorry but i have to stay a bit later, is 9-9:30 still okay?"
>yeah thats fine, meet me here. (gave address) just call before you start heading over
>continue convo with small talk, get off work at original time. She sends more pics

Asks "will you prep me for everything you're about to do to me?" I said what do yiu mean, she then said "tell me now how you're gonna use me when you get over here ;)"

This is where im stuck femanons.. Idk wtf to say to her, she's sent 4 messages begging me to detail what im gonna do to her, and im concerned that I'll say some stupid shit and she'll Lose all interest

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>>16932627
So far she's sent me 4 pics, clothed ass, Nipple imprints on shirt, Bare ass, Wet panties between legs.

Last thing i said was "haha, you're really fucking pretty, you know that? " her response was "mmm, I'm glad you think so, what are you gonna do to me?" havent said anything yet.

Can someone give me like usable, really solid example lines? Just so i know how to not sound like a dumbass?

>>16934501
move

This is the part where you either put up with it or move

Your bf is being a jerk. Seriously, nasty comments about feelings and lack of empathy towards parther (+ prefering the side of other people) are a sign of a bad relationship.

Just move out if you can and re-think everything.

>>16934379
>What should i do?
Christianfag here. This question is so dumb I hope it's trolling. You should do nothing, obviously, apart from going to your friend's baby's christening and not being a nitpicky douche.

Christening doesn't do anything anyway, even for religious people. It's just a feel good thing.

For some people it´s the only way to gather all their family together and reconnect, except for weddings and funerals.
There´s inherent "need" to attend baptisms and such big things, but for a normal "family gatherings" or even birthdays (if it´s not the big ones), many people will skip.
Just accept it as a way to reconnect instead of a religious practice ;)

>>16934379
Who cares? If God is real then he just saved his child from a burning in hell for all eternity. If God isn't real then he just had some water splashed on their head. He seems to be pragmatic.

Are you me? I asked about this in the opposite gender thread and am still waiting for a reply.

Not everyone can be pretty OP.

The sooner you accept that life is unfair, the better you can deal with life.

You're white so you have that at least.

Every type of hair removal takes time for the skin to get used to - shaving, cream, wax...It takes a few (3-5) usages of the same to get used to
I´d try the sugar paste if I were you... or laser removal, which takes time (cca year; 6-8 treatments) but is permanent

Losing a dog is always hard, but the companionship and love they provide sticks with you forever and shapes you into a better person. Even in death they prepare you for the future by toughening you emotionally for whatever lies ahead of you.

Cheesy maybe, but there's not much else to say. Losing a dog is always shit but you'll feel better in a few weeks. Just remember feeling like shit right now is the norm and it's not something insurmountable that will hold you back, it's a part of life that most people go through and you'll be better for it in the end. And your dog too, seeing as he's suffering.

No one is ever ready for death. It's just a reminder that life is fragile and because of that we can appreciate it. I'm not saying he's going to die, but if he will then you should just accept the overwhelming sadness and cry your eyes out for a couple of days. Give yourself the time and rest that you need in order to recover, but don't let it eat you up because that's no way to honor your dog. Try to remember the times your dog made you happy instead of focusing on his suffering.

I'm not really the best at giving advice, but I saw this thread with no replies and no person deserves to go through this alone, and I just couldn't go to bed without trying to give you some advice that helped me through a similar situation. Just so you know that it really does get better with time.

After you're done mourning you can always consider getting a new pet. Your memories of your dog will always be there, so it's not like you're replacing him. It's just difficult to live without a pet when you're used to it, so don't feel guilty about it. It's just a way of conducting your love towards another being, instead of keeping it all inside.

I'm going to bed now. I hope your dog will get better, and if not then wish him good luck on his next journey for me.

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>>16925768
>Just remember feeling like shit right now is the norm and it's not something insurmountable that will hold you back, it's a part of life that most people go through and you'll be better for it in the end. And your dog too, seeing as he's suffering.
Thank you for your kind words, I'm starting to get to that stage where I have to accept I might lose him, the inevitability is just sorrowing I think.

>>16925820
Thanks anon, I'm awfully alone without my dog, I just miss someone being at home when I arrive from work. I might consider getting a rescue dog from the pound once this blows over, but I do feel guilty thinking about it so early on.

Im thinking to have him cremated, maybe get a pendant with a bit of his ashes, He always travels with me everywhere, so I think its more symbolic than anything.

I'll wish him luck for you anon.