Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 5840. page

>>16924227

first and foremost, women only do the 'rejecting' because they are the ones who are sought more often than not. That is to say, women dont ACTUALLY hold power. they dont have some secret organization, or special badges or anything that give them the right to actually judge you.

women are simply pursued by men, so it is their job to decide whether or not they are interested in you.

that being said, all they can truly judge is whether or not they are interested in you. anyone who does anymore than that is a twat and not dating material to begin with, so you dodged a bullet.

oranges are not fucking pathetic simply because i will choose to eat a plum each and every time. plums are my taste. most people prefer oranges, so plums may feel pathetic becuase they dont get chosen as often. but they are still a delicious fucking fruit, just like you OP.

just cuz you didnt get the job doesn't mean you woulda sucked at the job. it just means they were interested in someone else.

I don't think rejection is funny at all, but this meme is fucking great quality, nice work. Now kindly get the fuck out of the way so I can get to work on time, thank you kindly

>>16924249
good post

>>16924085
I find it funny and harmless.

This is the most offensive t-shirt I've ever seen.

Shit really?

stop wasting time online and do your fucking homework

>>16924106
I'm online working on like three things while periodically checking this for tips. Stop trying to be self righteous on 4chan

anxiety is just a simple flaw. you can easily overcome it by trying to.
I speak for myself cause I experienced the worst you can't even imagine and I am not medicated today.

if you arent a complete dumbass you know what you should be doing. Go through the damn motions. Become who you should and can be.
Nothing is as big of a threat to you irl as your mind makes it seem.
Its time for a big change for you.

And don't make any excuses

>>16924125
I'm too depressed to find the motivation

Perhaps infection? She could have fingered herself without washing her hands properly or something like that and messed shit up

These are just guesses. Google is your friend.

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>>16923791
Yeah it happens after I set that pussy on fire

>And as far as I know that is considered a STD.
Are you suggesting that you decide what's an STD and what isn't?

Seriously should I just get laser hair removal and lasers for the stretch marks

>>16923563

your body isnt ruining your life, you are. very little of life revolves around how you look. some does, sure, but not enough to ruin your life unless you dedicate your entire life to how your body looks.

that being said, talk to a doctor (re: not 4chan) about treatments for healing stretch marks. you wont ever get rid of them all but there are agressive treatments. say you want those. say you want to know what the more determined options are, not just 'LOL MADERMA TWICE DAILY'.

as for hairy, keep shaving, and/or get laser removal. nair is also an option.

>not really burly or manly

work out.

>>16923662

>I HATE THESE THINGS
>IM AWARE THERE IS AN OPTION TO TREAT THEM
>SERIOUSLY SHOULD I THOUGH

why are you asking? why not?

...if the baby is in her womb, it cannot be someone else's baby, you derp.

>>16923544
Wait....
What?

b8

I live here and am currently looking as well. Good Luck anon.

>>16923538

>i have no education and need 11 an hour

too bad.

Prostitution

>>16923535

post pics? of you, not someone who looks like you or just has similar hair. seeing what you look like tells us how to tell you to frame your face.

>>16923535
Ask a professional.

Got to a salon, ask for advice, pay them to style it, remember what they said to keep it tidy. Repeat once it grows out.

>>16923495
>1 in 1,000,000 risk
That's only true for the planes that are still on the ground. Once the plane takes off the risk is of it crashing is much higher.

I used to have this problem. When I was a kid I went on several flights with no incident, but one time I just randomly got a panic attack. I got over it after flying enough. Like any fear the best way to get rid of it is to face it. You already know that it's irrational to fear flying, so just fly enough and you'll eventually get comfortable with it.

Because statistics are highly relevant. It's not our fault your brain doesnt understand how statistics directly apply to you.

A car crash you have a degree of control, yes. But that's also the only thing that dictates the crash or not. You.
A plane crash would require:
Total engine failure
Fly-by-wire failure
Total power failure
Hydraulic backup failure
Pilot failure
Remote blackbox override control

Modern aircraft have the capacity to virtually land themselves in an emergency, and contrary to what hollywood has taught you they don't immediately explode into enormous fireballs on crash landing.
Basically, there are failsafes after failsafes after failsafes.
And even then, the sheer design of how an airplane works means even if all that shit does go down, you're basically just gunna glide down and the body of the craft is going to grind itself into the ground.

Everybody on board would be relatively uninjured, if at all.

>>16923484
Unfortunately there is no way to know until you fix those problems. This goes for almost all mechanical problems.

>>16923484
Go to a parts store, get an estimate on the parts, from there you can try to fix it yourself or go the mechanic. There's no guarantee one part will fix both problems, but I think its safe to say they probably correlate.

>>16923625
>>16923639
Thanks for the advice, guys. I did some more research and found that the symptoms might indicate a problem with the oxygen sensor. With the codes that are showing up, it's making me a bit confused. I think I'm just going to bite the bullet and go to a mechanic.

>>16923476

theres a quote floating around, and this isnt even close to verbatim but the idea behind it is

go out and live a good life, and do your best to not harm others. If there is a god, and he is just, he will welcome you with open arms for being a good person, regardless of whether or not you guessed which religion to believe in. if there is a god, and he only cares about whether or not you guessed the right religion, then he wasnt worth worshipping to begin with.

as for the contradictions between bible and science, the bible is just that: a bible. its a hand written book pulled from thousands of other books to represent the time it was put together. it was written and re written and redrafted and sent to kings for their versions, then translated then what have you. most of what appears is reflection of rules that would have been helpful in the time. its not actually bad to eat pork, it just wasn't hygenic enough to be a good idea at the time. theres nothing wrong with masturbation, the human race was just small at the time (and children died often).

its a new world, and no matter how you apply the old religions, they just dont fit. so why try to? use the bible as a tool to define your own personal relationship with the lord, whatever that may be, and go forth and do what you want and try not to hurt people, and just admit when you have.

I've felt this way for a long time as well. You just need to realize that when you accept a set of beliefs, you take all of the baggage and the risk.

I was 'raised' catholic( not really forced to church but more culturally) it was normal to do communion and the other thing i forgot the name of. In my later teens i became atheist, now around my 20's i'm a bit more agnostic.

I just don't really care about religion and try to be a good person.

>>16923284
To keep the flames lit, relationship need to be nurtured.

You can contribute to this nurturing by becoming a bit more assertive and actually frequently showing your affection towards him.
Randomly hug him, kiss him, hold his hand or arm when you're walking together, initiate and take the lead in sex every now and then to make him feel that you desire him.

Stuff like this produces Oxycontin in both of you which strengthens attraction and monogamous behavior among couples.

Don't think so hard about it. It is normal for them to not be as exciting as in the beginning when you're both infatuated with each other.

By the sounds of it you're in high school and the best advice I can give you is you shouldn't worry about coming up with interesting things to say, it at least for me used to make me feel more tense.

>>16923358
Lol, I'm actually 22, but this is my first boyfriend and I was a sheltered child so I'm a bit clueless when it comes to people.

About the interesting things, you're right, I just didn't want to be a bore.

>>16923329
We do that all the time, but thanks anyways. I was thinking about adding some randomness to our relationship to break from the routine. What do you think about that?

>>16923252
Have a fall back plan and don't burn bridges with the retail just in case things don't pan out. Make sure the on-call has enough hours to get you by otherwise you might need a part time job on the side.

>>16923283

I can always drive for Uber if I ever encounter a period of unemployment. I've made enough on the side driving that if I really needed to I could pay my monthly living expenses ($1400) but would hate to rack up all those miles.

>>16923252
Go for it, you can always relegate your business to something on the side for a little extra cash. You don't know when another opportunity like this will come along to grow your skills.

>>16923159
Putting your affairs in order and making a list of who you want to inherit all your toys, because the navy is going to send you someplace where a lot of people are going to try very hard to kill you.

>>16923253
did you form that opinion strictly from playing video games? the navy only lost 60 personnel to combat in the entire iraq war. OP is statistically more likely to commit suicide than be killed by an enemy.

>>16923300
>OP is statistically more likely to commit suicide than be killed by an enemy.

And isn't that reassuring?