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Hhahaha, HAHAhaha, oh wow

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This is why I 4chan!

You've posted this before or someone's reposting this for shits n giggles. If it's the latter, fuck off

>>17014917
say " hay shit head mind your own fucking business. "

Not much you really can do. I suppose you could explain exactly everything from what 4chan is and its boards and show them to clear the false accusations but i doubt itll matter.

I honestly dont browse 4chan "publicly" for kinda the same reason. Even work safe boards people sometimes post shit that isnt work safe. I browse stuff here when im on break at work (like now) but im smoking in my car and even still i really only browse /adv/ and /diy/ on break.

>>17014917
You pretty much did the right thing. If it were me I'd get more insulting since everyone's probably sick of his autistic bullshit. Unless he's some-fucking-how chad-popular. Then you lose whatever happens.

Get a hobby or practice a skill.

>>17014936
Yeah, but what

Guy or girl?

This is exactly why you don't shit where you eat. Just act normal.

>>17014887

I know it was stupid of me but I couldn't help but catch feelings.

>>17014884

you're a retard

Chicks in porn:
Livelihood depends on looking hot and performing in an unrealistic way to feed mostly male fantasies.

Chicks IRL:
Have other goals and don't have to do that, might not be comfortable with it.

>>17014764
>thinks porn = real life.

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>>17014764
>lesbians in real life not as hot
because they are not real lesbians, the one you are filming is just an ugly jilted woman. Real lesbians are pretty fucking hot.

So what do you want advice on?
You have an opinion.
You are in control of your body.
Tell him what you told us.

Super simple.

>>17014762
The reasonable thing for him to do is to let you peg him first.

I agree, anal sex definitely isn't for me. However, it might be something your boyfriend wants to try just because it's something new. It's always good to experience new things with your partner, even if it's not something you do again in the future.

There are ways you can make it less painful of course, like preparing yourself for the act and using a tonne of lube. However, it's always going to be uncomfortable because a dick simply isn't meant to go in there.

If you don't feel comfortable with it, don't do it. I don't really see what other advice you could be given, you seem pretty decided on it.

>>17014738
No. If you're talking about checking yourself into a mental health facility, your privacy is protected. If that information was freely handed out to potential employers, it would just make the patients situation even worse.

Other Docs will need your consent to access your files from mental health facilities. They will need your written consent to communicate in regards to your case in the context of say, for example, a psychiatrist wishing to access your file from a facility you were admitted to, voluntarily or otherwise.

Your privacy is as almost as valuable as your life in the health setting because it just takes one fuck up and you're in position to sue somebody.

Source: Nursefag

Also man, assuming you're contemplating.. Just go. Fight on till the last breath, we all get our turn to die.

Thanks anon...

Yeah, go. I have a sister who went into the booby hatch for a couple of weeks- turned her life around; absolutely changed everything, and helped greatly.

Life is meant to be lived. Why do so miserably?

Someone get in here before I do something stupid.

do what's right for you.
things might become even worse with him, it just happens sometimes.
you will be pissed later on if you didnt take your chance and have neither your friend nor her.

You both sound like assholes. And you're a shit friend for even considering

Thank you for your service.

What state do you live in? Programs for homeless vets differ from state to state, and some are better than others.

How homeless are you going to be? Is it like you got no place to go after work or are you seriously flying up a sign?

>>17014703
Don't beg ever, I just saw a guy begging for bus money (he stunk) and a mobile phone.

Everyone ignored him. Including me. Does this mean that the people are cruel? People shouldnt beg, and should go to shelters - dont be foolish guys.

I do shave everyday still, but it's just the fact that she'd be willing to do that, that bothers me.

>>17014689
>Is it emotional blackmail if my gf refuses to kiss me if I don't shave?

Sort of. Skip the other comparisons.

Whiskers hurt. Quit being lazy or ascribing to hipster faggotry and shave your dumb face.

>>17014694
>ascribing
meant subscribing

and yeah, that seems kind of petty and manipulative of her.

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Yes, it's called testosterone.

Although you can try a large glass of bleach if you want.

>>17014682
I do that too op- I've never told anyone about it but it's a great resource to prevent myself from being bored.

Is it affecting your work? Having an imagination like you do is really great for creativity.

I find that the only thing that gets those thoughts out of my head is if I replace them with other things. The more social you are, the more you'll start to think about that instead. You'll go to bed thinking about your interactions with people and playing out potential situations instead of imagining yourself in place of the hero of an anime or something.

As someone who's had both, I honestly prefer the dumb autistic stuff better. It's more fun although you're right that it's a secret you'll take to the grave

>>17014682

Write a book.

>Is there any medication I can take to destroy my imagination and be a more productive worker?

Are you Chinese or something?

If she was a man would she be a close friend?

If she never wanted to fuck you, would you still want to talk to her?

>>17014680
Easy. Have a wank (thinking about her or not about her) and see how you feel afterwards. If you feel like you can function without her then its lust. If the feelings dont go away then its love

Just try to chill out, wait it out, throw the rest away, and don't buy drugs from that guy anymore. Unless you can find a REALLY trustworthy dealer, I would avoid things like MDMA where you can't really tell if it's legit from sight, smell or taste.

It's not just meth anymore, the market is completely flooded with unregulated "research chemicals" that are cheap to produce and legal to import/export. Some claim to be chemically similar to MDMA or other drugs, and are sold as such. Every now and then, people get hit with crazy side effects. It's the same as that "synthetic cannabis" shit they used to sell at head shops and convenience stores. Either it'd be completely boring, or you'd get a bad batch that had you going legit crazy in a bad, unpleasant way.

>>17014665
>I never wanted to do hard drugs
>but I did MDMA

No dealer gives a fuck about you. Buying MDMA is taking a chance, every single time. This time you got fucked over. Learn from it. I can guarantee you all the MD you've bought before has been cut with nasty shit.

Don't do any more for at least two months. Don't buy from him again.

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Oh my God, you mean to tell me that your drug dealer cut or contaminated your drugs? I can't believe it!

Shocking.
Not going to reassure you. Every time you buy shit from a dealer, you run this risk. You're lucky it wasn't rat poison- that actually enhances the high, unless you cut it in a little too much, in which case it's fatal.

First question: what do your parents going to think you'll be doing? You want something that you can talk about in similar ways.

Saturday school lecture, but I'm way ahead in the material.

watch a film?

What I did was walk another path. I just don't know what to do or how to feel when there's someone in front of me walking slightly slower, forcing me to pass them or slow down to keep a distance.

Is this a symptom of Aspergers? I get the same kind of anxiety, especially if it's at night and the girl is alone. I'm a tall guy and I've gotten some frightened reactions, which never feels good. I usually just say "excuse me" as I'm about to pass, I figure it's the best I can do so I'm not just silently appearing right behind them.

>>17014654
Maybe every male feels this way, but yes Aspies don't know or care how to act but it gives us anxiety because we expect them to react negatively.