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>we claim to be an advanced species
>we haven't even developed a scientific method to acquire a girlfriend
shameful.
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>we claim to be an advanced species
>some need a scientific method to acquire a girlfriend
shameful
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>>17016305
no method needed same way its been going on for centuries: its called talking to them
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These. It's not a matter of science, OP; human behavior never is. You just need to admit to yourself that girls are human, for good and for ill, and move forward from there.
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Did I do something wrong? 2016-04-09 20:47:37 Post No.17016285
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Did I do something wrong?
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Went to this place called Barcade. It's an arcade bar. Clever right? Anyway, I went with my newly official gf. I'm 26 and never had a gf. While waiting for her to finish her last beer cuz we were horny and ready to leave, I went to go waste some tokens cuz I still had a bunch. It was late and no one was playing anything except this one girl.
I went to the machine, challenged her and we started fighting in Tekken. We chatted a bit and she was kicking my ass cuz I suck at Tekken. I get a phone call, excuse myself, tell her I wanna rematch and go take the call.
When I came back she wasn't at the machine so I went to look for her. She was with her dude, but accepted my challenge. Lost again.
Gf got mad at me for "playing with another girl" and "looking for her" but I thought she was being ridiculous.
Some context: It was a full beer and she drinks SO slow. I offered to play with her and she refused. I didn't want to play a CPU.
Did I break some kind of bf/gf rule?
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You did.
Do not shift focus onto other women when you're out with your gf. It was effectively a date. You stepped away from your date to hang around another woman.
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>>17016285
if she was horny you could've teased her and shit. massive turn off to just go and do something else. you did something wrong
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yea dude what he said. just apologize and say that it was rude not to spend time with her and the next dates will be different. DONT say "sorry i wasnt paying attention to you" that makes it seem like she is needy and you're doing some chore to spend time with her.
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Hey guys, I'm facing an ethical dilemma right now and I need some advice.
This week, I bought a new iPhone. I was supposed to pay a 50% down payment, but the salesman accidentally gave me a 100% discount on the initial payment instead of a 50% one. He called me today and told me about it and said that if I don't pay him $330 (the down payment), then the store would deduct it from his salary.
I'm pretty sure he's not lying but I could totally be wrong. I have the bill right here and I see where he fucked up. However, he also tried to rip me off with a "free" tablet. The tablet was $100 and he said I'd get a $100 Visa gift card in the mail. However, the tablet would be tied to a 2-year contract in which I'd have to pay $10 a month. So because of that I don't completely trust the guy.
So what should I do? Should I pay him the down payment? Or should i just keep it for myself?
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>>17016270
ignore his calls lol
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You should call the store--not identifying yourself--and ask for the name of the manager on duty today. Then go in and ask to speak to the manager. Sort it out with him, not the salesman.
It doesn't matter if he gets in trouble at this point. It matters whether or not the phone company catches the error down the line and either terminates your contract or threatens you with collections.
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>>17016270
yeah ignore him. he tried to lie to you, why should you trust him again? block his number if you can, file a complaint if he tries to contact you on something else and harangues you about it. it's not deducted from his salary, he just doesn't make a commission on it. he is willing to lie tho to make it sound like a missed opportunity = you are stealing money from him
what a scumbag, this is why i never fucking trust salesmen.
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How into comfortable with sexuality 2016-04-09 20:11:08 Post No.17016191
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How into comfortable with sexuality
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>be me, 21, 6ft, good career, good looking, dress well, confident but recovering from years of social anxiety and sometimes not assertive enough.
>2 days ago
>go out with our girl group of friends to go bowling, drinking etc.
>everyone hooks up with one of them except for me and one other chick
>the other girl who is cute and might be into me tries repeatedly to get me to stay and hang out with her
>mostly think she just didn't wanna be left alone when everyone else is having sex but her
>don't stay cause tired and awkward and not confident in my sexuality anyway
After two unsuccessful sexual experiences and being around women who are much more sexually experienced than I am I can't even imagine trying something because I don't want word of my inexperience getting around, or ruining the friendships I have cultivated. And definitely not confident enough in my abilities to actually try something with any of the girls I've talked to off tinder. I feel like my female friends regard me as asexual.
tl;dr how into sexual confidence as a virgin? male?
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>word of my inexperience getting around, or ruining the friendships I have cultivated
Talk to a therapist about these elaborate nonsensical scenarios you have made up in your head to sabotage yourself.
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>>17016198
I love my female friends but they can kinda gossipy and I like having them as friends. But yeah, I self-sabotage alot.
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>>17016198
fuck, that is elaborate and nonsensical, I gotta stop flooding my mind with nightmare scenarios.
What's the lowest weight a moderately active 168 cm female can go and still be reasonably healthy?
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Why do you need to know?
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What the fuck is cm.
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Ask /fit
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Coffee gives me bad anxiety/stress 2016-04-09 20:05:45 Post No.17016181
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Coffee gives me bad anxiety/stress
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Does anyone else get nervous or stressed out from coffee?
I work as a Painter/Home Improvement guy, and some mornings I need the energy, so I go to the good 'ol cup of joe. Black and strong.
But after about 45 minutes of energy, I start to get a tightness in my chest, I feel really guilty and scared for no reason, and I start to get nervous sweats. What the fuck?
Is there any way to calm myself down right now? Ive been drinking water and trying to pee as much as I can. Are there any alternatives for energy in the Morning?
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Lots of people do.
A good combination for alertness in the morning might be a crisp apple, a tall glass of water and a B-complex vitamin.
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>>17016182
I take a MultiVitamin in the morning, although Id guess that a Vitamin-B based pill would be better.
Im guessing Apple Juice doesnt have the same benefits? Its easier to drink something than eat something on the go. I guess I could also just make an Apple Smoothie in the blender or something.
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>>17016181
I get horny as fuck from coffee.
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Hey /adv/!
To warn you, this is not a copypasta or something.
Basically, I was really drunk and I asked my crush that if she had to fuck any animal instead of human, who would it be? She replied with"tiger". Is there any way I can use this to my advantage? Does she want roughly sex? Or a dominant alpha male? Please help me in any way you can. Thanx
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>Or a dominant alpha male
Every chick with a pulse wants a dominant alpha male. Sorry, bro.
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No, and you probably hurt any chances you had with her in the first place. Good job OP
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Is Sagat your crush?
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new city, how to meet people? 2016-04-09 18:59:44 Post No.17016014
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new city, how to meet people?
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ive moved to a new city and i dont know anyone here. i have no idea how to meet new people, girls in particular. after reading a lot of these threads, i go outside a lot and just walk around exploring the city, going into random shops and stuff. but that didnt work, i didnt meet anyone that way. can anyone help me with this? i really dont want to carry on living alone, but i dont know how to fix it and i dont have anyone to help me
i work full time but everyone there is much older than me (ie they have families and thats what they do 'after hours'). the house i live in currently has no one else in it. i dont know what to do, any and all advice appreciated
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guessing you're a britfag.
What city did you move to?
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Try joining some hobby group or find people online.
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Join a kickball league or wiffle ball. Sign up for some structured activity that would get young people involved.
Not only is it a good way to meet bros , you can also meet single girls too. Single girls do intramural sport shit like this as a means to meet guys and hookup.
You would be surprised. My best bro I met in wiffle ball and I was just a groomsmen at his wedding to a girl he met in wiffle ball.
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I need to successfully cheat on my girlfriend and not get busted. Any advice? Don't judge, I don't care what you think.
I've already used fell asleep, haven't used phone not charged get when I'm with the other chick.
How do you Chads do it?
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You're asking the wrong group of people
Also kill yourself
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Wtf is this thread, anon? And why did you steal my pic too?
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Work in a night where you are booked once a week. Say you are bowling or hanging with your dudes. Side chick that night.
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How often should i communicate with someone when in a long distance relationship? We talk every day and its becoming forceful. Like a fucking lot. How long should our periods of independence be?
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Dam that looks like my setup
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You should talk to them when you feel like it. That's all.
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You should reach out as often as you want. Your partner should reach out as often as he/she wants. If those two don't match, talk about it openly and compromise.
The problem with giving you straight advice right now is that I can't tell whether
a) talking every day is just a habit, or
b) you talk every day because that's what your partner actually needs.
You have to rule out (a) before you can follow the advice for (b). For all I know, your partner is tired of the daily conversations too.
What is the best way to respond when someone reacts to my supporting LGBT by accusing me of being gay?
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Ha, OP is a faggot
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>>17015881
"Nah, I'm just in favor of people not being discriminated against for being different"
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It's not an accusation. Being gay isn't wrong. The first step is not ascribing malice to someone who is just being an idiot.
The next step is to say "please stop thinking about my sex life."
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So gf and me take pictures and want to record us during sex. The only means of recording are decent mobile phones though. How can I record a good pov video with a phone?
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You really can't. At best you can record a semi-decent POV video by buying a suction cup mount and sticking the phone to your bed's headboard.
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Get someone else to record it
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Why the hell would you record yourself having sex? I swear to god, kids these days...
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I keep subtly hitting on my friend when I'm feeling drunk or silly but I can't really decide if I want to ask her out or not.
I need to cut this out and make a decision, right? Or are half-joking hints fine? To be honest I think I like the idea that this could be something that could happen more than I like the idea of actually dating her.
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make up your mind faggot. If you want to date her just ask her out.
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The con here to this all is that she's a good drinking buddy and a fun chick to hang out with that can network me to other girls and stuff because she's bro-tier. I'm worried about awkwarding shit up by asking her out, and also worried that drinking buddies who like the same sports might not actually be as cool when we're dating.
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Again, you're the one who has to take that decision, not us. You're the only one who knows how much you like her.
I don't know about you making things awkward, but if your friends are decent people they shouldn't care if you're dating. Unless you'll be that kind of couple who always eats eachothers faces off.
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From my experience most women turn into the most boring, dull, uninteresting creatures when they talk through text.
i literally cant grasp how boring they are. 95% of the time, i will ask a girl what she is doing and she will say "nothing" or "not much", and this applies to women who will text me first, so it isnt even a case of them not wanting to talk with me. i struggle to get anything out of them. women in real life are alright, i have great convos with women in uni but i dont understand why they change through text. How do i even text girls like this? or should i just completely ignore them. i dont know if i attract the wrong women, if i am unlucky or if most women are genuinely like this
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Be thankful, i'm like this in real life with people. Only place i open up is here.
So it could be worse.
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why would you text girls in the first place? When you feel like socializing/fucking/whatever just go out. Texting is the lowest form of communication.
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My advice is to first become friends with as many women as you have friendships with men. Then this problem should disappear.
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Yo advice is constant communication healthy in a relationship. Like never ending talking. Especially if its long distance
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No. You need to have some degree of independence if you ever want to bring original ideas into the relationship. Without original ideas, relationships stagnate and die.
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does it feel forced or is it enjoyable?
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>>17015834
Kinda both. The first reply sounds right. Im the one that usually keeps the conversation going