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>>17015246

I just made this thread a million times more creepy than intended by missing that dude's hand in this girl's hair. Oops.

>21-24

why do you go for such young girls? aren't you over the "testing the water, having some fun"-phase yet?
and no, i don't think it's too big of a deal. girls usually don't care too much if a guy is a bit older. i dated a guy who was 27 when i was 17 and when i was 21, i had a relationship with a a 37 y.o.
however, i wouldn't recommend that to my daughter. it's pretty stupid and reeks of issues. i would give you the same advice, date closer to your own age if you want a working and healthy relationship with a future.

>>17015268

Honestly, no I'm not out of that phase, and I have a really hard time seeing myself getting out of it anytime soon. Girls at that age still seem to have life and vitality in them, a sense of adventure. Most of the women close to my age seem to have given up on fun in life, and the single ones are callous career women whose social life consists of coming home, making a sensible dinner with a glass of white wine, and settling down with their cat or tiny dog for some Netflix before bed. That lifestyle makes me want to forcibly throw myself out a window. I'm generalizing, of course, but purely from my own research, I'd say 7/10 women I'd try to date around my age would be like that, and 2/10 women around the ages of 21-24 would be like that.

For the sake of transparency, younger women are generally more attractive too, but that's just me being shallow, I'll admit that.

nothing's going to happen to you, anon.
you just finish your degree (what's it in?), then you find a job. don't stress yourself out over this too much. take your time, it's not the end of the world if you're not exactly on par with people your age. it won't matter anymore in a few years.

>>17015230
>Were any of you, or do any of you know someone who were in my position? What's going to happen to me?

Yes there are about 100 threads like this a day.

Finish school.

>insert op reason for wanting to stop school

FINISH SCHOOL

Your situation could always be worse, I am 20, unsociable to a very autistic degree, and don't even have an 10th grade level education and haven't attended school in 5 years, not a single day of work experience. The, "I will be this old by the time I'm done" attitude is what lead to me being here, I stopped caring because I thought I had already fucked any chance I had and now I've wasted 5 years and can see that I really just fucked myself over for no reason.

Just finish school or go for an apprenticeship or trade, being a little late to working is better than not being anywhere at all.

>>17015216
Shit it out or head to the ER.

Soon=better

>>17015216
If it's rubber you're fine, it's inert and won't hurt you and will come out on its own.

If you wanted to hurry it out give yourself an enema, but you can just wait for your next shit to push it out for you.

>>17015223
>head to the ER.

There is literally no reason to go to the ER for this unless you somehow cannot poop at all over the next week or if you get off on being humiliated in front of ER staff.

Because everyone here is depressed. Javascript.

Java or C.

For anything you want to know, ask Stack Overflow!

>>17015195
Learn C or Java if you are good at math.

Learn Python if not.

>>17015169
Tske a video next time and masturbate furiouslY

>>17015169
Just leave it be, there's nothing wrong with bestiality. Take a video next time though, that shit is hot.

>>17015174


I will be honest and say I do have photos. One of my friends said I should print it out and send it through his letter box, but it's pretty obvious where the picture was taken from from the picture.

>>17015141
electric engineering by a long shot.

more likely to make more money

higher demand.

raiders and survivor alike will spare you after the bombs drop

has value worldwide

>>17015154
It's not even a choice. OP doesn't seems to have done any in-depth research on both courses...

>>17015141
Don't think in terms of job potential.

Think of which you'd like to spend the next few years immersed in.

Run away then kill yourself. Maybe at sea.

fly to china

>>17015113
>how do I kill myself without my mother finding out?

wait until she dies first

Why don't you man up and help your household?

Are you actually useless? I mean it's fucked up that she says these things in the first place, but you say some of the things she says is true. How old are you?

So ... get a job?
Are you an underaged piece of shit? No? Get a job...? Or go to college I guess. Up to you.

>>17015083
What's their legal basis of suing? Have you responded in any kind (email, phone etc)?

I think it's best not to counter-sue atm, these kind of leeches are well prepared for that.

>>17015083
see a free consult lawyer/paralegal.

Vague concepts and explanations will not do anything for you here.

>>17015083
The only way a company could sue you is if you were violating their trademark, copyright or patent. And if you are, you are in the wrong and have no defense.

Period.

tfw no gf

Any guy that waits a few days to tell a girl hes taken or is seeing someone is obviously a deliquent partner. My girlfriend and me have been dating for over 9 months now and from day 1, I would always make it clear I had my full interest in her. Any guy who hangs out with other girls while dating one is pretty gross and its fairly embrassing for the girl in all honesty.

I don't know what you mean. You mean telling random girls who haven't asked you're taken just in case? Just don't flirt and tell them you have a gf when they ask.

time,

it's painful but it goes away. there's not a whole lot you can do to speed up the process.

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>>17015048
Realize that despite what you too have shared together you are no longer, together.

The reality is that if it had meaningfully worked out together, it would have. But it didn't and look where you are now.

You are moping for your own self-gratification while the other person might not even be feeling that. Realize there are other people who will treat you better and you won't ever feel that until you've gone back out into the world.

Killing yourself over that is a losing bet. You, by default choose to lose instead of being a winner. I felt this way for the longest time until I realize what it's like to be with someone genuine and who really cares about you. I had to be patient and wait for the right person to come along. I had lived my life fully

Depends on how it ended. If they fucked you over, think about their bad qualities/physical traits. For example the thought of my ex steadily balding brings me great joy. It might sounds harsh but you need to do what you need to do to feel better.

Women are like the Tao, only those who seek them will never find them. Focus on yourself and your life, don't try to get validation from women because they can smell it like a bad cologne

>>17015063
Come on man, don't give people unhelpful advice like this, do you just think people should sit around and wait their whole life until women magically fall into their lap?

>>17015046
19 year olds? I am guessing in the same classes you have.
Nightlife? clubs bars?
Grab a book about pickup artists, and read up about approaching.
It will also help you with your shyness.

Financial Aid, BOG waiver.

I'm a poor Mexican in LA enrolled in Community College. They give you more than you need for basic food/health services.

Don't skip out on it.

>>17015044
If you're smart, get a scholarship. If you're not, spend the first two years at a CC, living at home, commuting and working at least part time to cover expenses.

>>17015462
You don't need to be smart to get scholarships. You just need to know how to answer a question within one page. Easy money.

Do your time at CC, and if you live with your parents, please live with your parents. Living expenses will take a big hit on you.

Probably about 2 hours, much of that spent on the train commuting.

0-2 hours, I guess. Sometimes I stop going here for a couple months and hang out on /y/ or some other board instead.

>>17014982
6-8 hours a week usually in a day or 2 burst.

BTW I have 2 weeks to leave.

>>17014957
Son, nothings gonna happen. Whyd you drop out of college?

>>17014963
I dropped out because of mental problems. I wanted to tell my parents before dropping out, but they immediately shut me up and told me to "do my best" etc. They never listen to me. So I decided to do it without telling them. I lied a lot and pretended I'm still in college.

In 2 weeks they will find out and I'm doomed. They'll freak out so bad that they'll react violently or maybe even have a heart attack.