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>>17016695
The best type is wet dry vacuum cleaner.

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/wet-dry-vacuum

This is what you use when you want to get clean anything. Another plus is you don't need paper sacks which are usual super expensive.

These beasts can swallow anything, dirt, rocks, spilled water, anything.

Search online for Panasonic, with a bag, preferably an upright (as opposed to canister since you have carpet everywhere). If you do get a canister, it obviously should have a powered brush head.

>>17016708
>Another plus is you don't need paper sacks which are usual super expensive.
Compared to the increased maintenance needs of bagless vacs, bagged models are usually cheaper in the long term. Plus the expensive ones are usually name brand bought in store. You can find compatible off-brand bags online for dirt cheap.

What you're suggesting is pretty overkill for an apartment IMO, unless you usually drag half of the outdoors into your living room.

>>17016602
Play it by ear, it isnt as intimidating as you think, in a few months ask her if theres anything you could do to improve

Same shit here, but I'm 18. Could've had a girl like three times but there always goes something wrong in my emotionally fucked up brain that I might be gay or an autist. Valium numbs the pain well. Cigarettes take care of the excessive passion and coffee makes me run. From what?

What the fuck. Just tell the girl how you feel, what you felt and what worries you. If she can't accept this mental shit we have to struggle with, send the bitch to hell. Or put on Defenestration song by Have A Nice Life and kill the bitch, push her out of the window, whatever.

Fucking hell, I am pissed of as hell. Breaking shit. Sorry man for stealing your thread.

Calm down. Tbh, I think if a girl knows you're a virgin they're going to think its cute (I mean, if youre decent looking I guess). Girls love being the guys first something. The fact that you don't have experience means nothing but please don't take tips from porn, it's never like that irl. You decide if you want to be open about this. I think the girl would appreciate it. If she's not a bitch she'll be real nice about it and make sure you're comfortable. Don't think about kids and a family yet. First you need a girl, then everything will come pretty naturally. Take it step by step.

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>>17016572

pls respond

lesbians are not real, only men can be gay

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Did you eat Spicy Chips/Food and then masturbate without washing your hands?

>>17016576
Not really. Haven't had either in a long time.

>>17016586
It could possibly be your skin rubbing together too much, how often do you walk/move around? Do you wear Boxers or Briefs?

Have you tried any lotion or Aloe Vera?

>>17016547
>Are agents of any govt agency required to tell you who they are or at least what govt agency they work for?
Wouldn't that completely defeat the purpose of them hiding who they are and what they do in some circumstances?

>>17016554
Well it's just ive been having weird encounters . I think I'm being pranked but I'm not 100% sure .

Just like skinwalkers
>You do not need to worry about them.

Maybe she isn't ready to have sex with you?

>if nothing happens ima just call it off
Good call.

how about you try asking her instead of us retard

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Oh look, another "help I think having sex will improve my quality of life, help me find a skank with no moral values or respect for herself"

No.

>>17016529
Fuck you, you stupid faggot. Human bonding is perfectly normal and many people are deprived from it.

>>17016539
>How do I get laid?
Yeah, you're definately looking for some healthy, normal human bonding.

/adv/ is packed with these fucking Threads all the time.

> cont.

Another thing that I also have noticed recently is that I freak out whenever I don't remember things that I have studied in previous courses, especially previous math courses. If I know that I'm uncertain of something, I get the thoughts telling me that I will never succeed in future courses and, if I even make it that far, my future work life.

I am aware of that I'm not really in the position of whining over the fact that I'm not smart enough or haven't achieved enough, when I don't have the self discipline to invest the time needed to do so. Even when I do decide on that I should learn something new, it doesn't take long before I lose all motivation to continue because "I will never become an expert at it anyway". It often results in me trying to escape reality by play video games, which makes the whole thing even worse. It's feels like I'm trapped in an evil circle very much like pic related and it has become really exhausting.

So all in all, how do I break this negative behavior?
Thank you in advance.

Hey OP,
My Psychologist told me to never compare to other people. Always compare to past yourself.
Stupid Cunt didn't tell me how to do that so I'm in the same boat as you.

>>17016570

Haha I'm sorry. I've heard people say that it is unfair to compare yourself to others because you don't have the same background and conditions. Skilled and talented people have devoted their entire life to doing that one thing they really love. Practice makes perfect, which means that it is only natural that they will be more skilled than you at their subject. That being said it is not impossible for you to rise to their level, it just takes time and devotion. I like to imagine it as an online multiplayer game. Say that you just created a new character, your stats are at the lower limit and you see a really high level player. I mean, it's illogical to think that you should just obtain that players stats in the blink of an eye without lifting a finger. No, it would take an immense amount of grinding to get to the point where they are at.

It's weird that I can reason like this and still struggle with these issues

Are you okay with crime, vandalism, police sirens at all hours, people soliciting you for all sorts of things, people trying to sell you illegal things, and a general feeling of being unsafe?

Depends on your town. My town is relatively safe, so at worst I might get my car broken into. But in other towns you could get shot or mugged. I'd say no, if you're white you're a walking target.

>>17016504
I used to live next to a giant hospital. Helicopters and ambulance runs went by literally every night.
I slept great.

Oh man, I'm in the same boat. Bumping for more info.

You swung from one awful extreme to the other.

Being selfless isn't a virtue. It's not even just wrong. It's one of the worst possible things a person can do to himself. You are the only human being on this planet responsible for your interests. Abandoning your responsibility to yourself is no better than having abandoned an absolute responsibility to anyone else. What's more, at some level you necessarily put the burden for your interests onto other people. After all if you're not looking after them, someone has to.

But now you've finally embraced your self-interest in a hug so damn tight that you're being myopic. While you are responsible for yourself, you cannot fulfill those needs without the participation of other people. In the most basic sense this is because you will at times have dire needs which exceed your capabilities. You will fall ill, you will face disaster, you will reach the limits of your single mind and body. But in the bigger picture you're also not an island unto yourself. You live in a world where 7 billion other human lives impact you in greater or lesser ways. When those lives intersect with your needs, the resolution of those problems requires involvement with their source. Put simply you'll need to deal with the interests of other people in order to serve your own. (e.g., the tragedy of the commons)

You cannot be alone and find peace there. Nor can you find it in your old habits, because no one is going to deliver you your happiness. The answer is somewhere in the middle. You need to take responsibility for your life as a self-interested individual while respecting that "responsibility" doesn't mean "do it all myself." It means being in charge of finding the fulfillment of yours needs AND the people in life who can help you with that task.

>>17016532

I hate myself. And I've been depressed over the years. So I finally decided to do something about it. I'm "re-inventing" myself completely. New clothes, look, trying to learn a new language, working out again, teaching myself to cook, and I am trying to travel alone. But that's all I want to do. I don't want to be around any people or talk to anyone. I used to always like to go hang out with people. But now I just want to be completely isolated.

>>17016461
Depends

If you untuck it the air flow is better so it is hotter to tuck it.

>>17016471
/thread

>>17016440

would like to say something positive, but it's kinda hard, as I dont know you. Get something to do, something where you see progress, something freeing you from thinking about this trist world 24/7.

>>17016440
Hit the reset button. Make a lot of money for a few years and move to a completely foreign country. I'm 100% serious. If you don't want clinical help, do this.

Meet people or find a hobby if you're in need of a purpose for life.

No.

If this is a regular thing, where she goes out and does stuff in which you don't partake, you might consider stepping down to a "friends with benefits" thing. You're only going to feel bitter and neglected as your paranoia grows.

>>17016434
Yes, but the better question is, are you retarded?

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The question you really need to be worry about is why your gf lives with a single dude.

>>17016423
No, you've already gone insane and you'll slowly but steadily start to regain your sanity as time goes on.

>>17016436
I don't want to be with someone else. We've been through so much, our good and bad times mean my life to me.

>>17016436
I've become a very frigid person. I focus only on them. I'm not rude to couples who seem so happy together, I want what they all have.

dumbell curls, lunges and squats with them try bench too

>>17016366
If just waant to look tonnes start doing some skipping every day, and a bit of jogging if you feel. If your looking for power, push ups situps squats and pull ups and a good stretching session. If your looking for size drink lots of water and do high intensity high resistance exersizes something you can only get like 5 reps out of and do a few sets

>>17016366
Five essential exercises:
Bench press
Squat
Deadlift
Pull-up
Farmer walk