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>Me: Lots of money, great income
>Boyfriend: No money, low income
I'm going to be getting my own house soon, but I want complete ownership of it. I don't want a joint mortgage.
This means either:
>Boyfriend pays me rent, sees no return on money.
Is this a shitty thing to do?
>I pay mortgage, boyfriend lives rent free.
I feel like this is stupid.
Advice?
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>>17013279
tell baby to pay you or kick him out. if he does nothing don't enable him. I'm not quite understanding if he has no money, there must be no income at all...? I don't think this is shitty unless you plan on marrying him. Otherwise, find a new guy who's worth the bang (and the buck). Best of luck!
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If he is going to get offended at you asking him to contribute, then he really isn't long term material. And if you're not ready for marriage or financial entanglement, he might have the right to be hurt, but better him butt hurt, than you dragged into something you're not ready for.
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If he makes enough to pay half the mortgage it should be a joint mortgage. If not then idk, this is s realy weird dynamic.
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sup /adv/
I've left a patch of jock itch ferment on my groin for over 7 years
is it curable?
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What the fuck 7 years ow that sounds fucking excruciatingly painful
Yes you can cure it you mongoloid, it's a fungal infection. Buy some Lotrimin and cure it in 3 days by applying it twice a day.
I just saved you so much fucking future pain in your life god damn.
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fungus eats yeast op
if you want to keep it as a pet
give it yeasty stuff like bread and beer
after 7 years together, so hard to let go
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I had a severe case of phimosis and was circumcised about two weeks ago. Let’s not make this a thread about advantages and disadvantages of being circumcised because I had no choice. I’m thirty years old and I’m from Germany where basically nobody is cut, so I can’t ask anyone for advice and especially actual experiences. The doctor says everything went well, but now that it’s two weeks later, I’d like to from other who have been circumcised from early age or recently and can actually compare (no matter whether you had phimosis or other reasons to do it). Right now, I’m a state where the last stitches are falling out and it’s not hurting much anymore. However, the glans is really sensitive. So here are some questions:
1) Is the glans getting less sensitive and how long will that take? Do you even feel it when you’re moving around while doing sports for example or is that just because mine has been covered for such a long time?
2) Has masturbation or sex changed for you?
3) How do you masturbate when you’re circumcised?
I know those questions might be ridiculous, but I’d be really glad for some answers because I’d prefer not to ask my doctor and I don’t know anyone else to ask (plus I’m currently abroad until June and can’t ask my doctor anyway).
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>1) Is the glans getting less sensitive and how long will that take? Do you even feel it when you’re moving around while doing sports for
example or is that just because mine has been covered for such a long
time?
I can't really answer this one because I've been cut my whole life. Maybe because it was covered for so long?
>2) Has masturbation or sex changed for you? Not that I'm aware of. However, I would advise you not to masturbate too often or at least don't use a tight grip when doing it if you plan on having sec because ot could make you a lot less sensitive and/or harder to get it up
>3)How do you masturbate when you’re circumcised?
Use lube or spit on your hand, but don't masturbate dry unless you want to kill your sensitivity for real sex. The best way to do it without negatively affecting your sesitivty much is to masturbate with a condom on and put a little bit of lube inside the condom too. I would like to masturbate everyday but keep it to once a week at most since I also have sex regularly.
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21 USA and phimosis case as well.
It took me about a month or two to forget the sensation as long as I had something to keep my mind moving
Beating my meat feels different. Not as easy but cleans up better. Use lube.
On another note, I advise you to purchase very soft and comfortable boxer briefs because trust me, you'll see why.
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So actually does affect masturbation? I've read a lot of different things about this. Some people said that you always need lube, others say that they never use it. Same for the feeling: some say it's worse, others say it's better.
What about the actually technique? Let's say your browsing and using your left hand to stimulate your penis. So far I've just been playing around with the foreskin, but what am I supposed to do now?
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I have a huge crush on this girl from work. I tried to let it blow over but I just can't get her off my mind.
It seems like she's into me, but I just can't for the life of me set up that first hangout.
It's like there's a little voice in my head telling me to not even bother. Coworker relations can get nasty quick, but man this chick is amazing.
I just don't know what to do anymore
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With co workers it's tricky of corse, but most people can handle being adult about it. That's the main thing, if you think you can both be adults, go for it. People meet at work and end up happy all the time.
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Follow your heart. Ask yourself if you'd regret not asking her out ever.
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>>17013260
I want to fuck that fish.
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Help
>Likes girl
>Girl from NZ
>She's leaving in two months
>known her for 8 months
What do I do /adv/?
I want to tell her but I'm a pussy
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stop being a pussy and tell her man
>She's leaving in two months
you MUST tell her within the two months
asap and pray for the best
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>>17013380
thanks anon
kek to you
I'll do it on monday when she gets back from LA
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Long Distance Relationships are the best.
none of that sex shit to muck things up
How do I meet girls from other side of the planet?
maybe chat with her online, get her all horny so she jumps some local guy, and then i can pat myself on the back and say "I did that" got some guy laid, without really trying.
do you think she'll send me pictures so I can be a cuck? that would be so cool, don't you think?
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Should I be ashamed of my inner nerd?
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>23, 5th year college senior, male, most people in my social circle are new-grad/working people in mid 20's
I fucking LOVE vidya and fantasy shit. I listen to mass effect, guild wars and other vg music so much. I reminisce about my high school days where I'd openly talk about WoW, Warhammer, Orcs, LOTR shit and just live that life. Yeah I was pretty cringe mode but it I had the time of my life.
Then I realized I was gonna get 0 pussy and not have a 'real' social life so I dropped that shit when I went to college. I joined a frat, bulked up, forced myself to go to parties, fuck girls, and turn myself into a Chad.. and it worked briefly. I get a lot of validation. I do get sex which is nice... but it all feels empty. It isn't 'me'
It's piled up on me now and I can't take it anymore. I want to be a nerd again. I want to find a qt LARP fedora girl who I can nerd out with. I want to go back to wearing graphic t shirts, flip flops , smoking weed, listening to viking death metal, and playing WoW all night, or playing whatever new game is hot nowadays and pretending I'm a fucking wizard or something.
I feel that if I go back into embracing that lifestyle, nobody will respect me, I won't have any social status at all and I'll become a neckbeard.
But the designer clothes. The collared shirts. The lifting 5 days a week. The fake girls at the bar and on tinder. The bro-y 'friends'. It doesn't satisfy me. I want to bring the nerd fantasy life back.
What do?
tl;dr closet nerd facades as chad but feeling disappointed and unsatisfied with life
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Here's a secret: if you act confident in your lifestyle people will gravitate towards you. Don't be fake.
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>>17013219
You'll never have the same powers though since you expended all of your mana and respecced early to a Chad
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>>17013219
It doesn't have to be black and white. You can hang out with other people and do that stuff. Changing clothing might be noticeable, but you can probably stop lifting so often. No one is gonna judge you for interests as long as don't shove it in their faces all the time. Hence, other friends with mutual interests would be useful. You can maintain both and if you realize that it really is as good as you remember, then make the full transition if you're willing to.
I'm about 12 hours away from being homeless. I'm currently a student. Jobs are scarce where I live and the ones you can get are minimum wage (7.25).
Lived with GF, random break-up. No family to stay with, it was all very sudden and I didn't have anytime to plan for this. Any advice on how to survive out there? I live in KY.
I have web development and design skills besides restaurant experience.
TL:DR - homeless CS student needs tips on surviving.
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self-bump
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you're going to need card board and a marker.
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try to think of something witty to write like "family kidnapped by ninjas need money for karate school"
I started repeating the lyrics of a song over and over in my head two days ago and it wont fucking stop unless I focus and calm myself or focus on other things. Looking in to it it seems to be OCD related, and intrusive thinking, but how do I know Im not just fucking crazy? Will I be 95 years old in some home somewhere repeating these lyrics? Im freaking the fuck out here since before a few days ago this never happened
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Bumping for good measure
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Cmon someone has to know how to help
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>>17013204
You need to listen to the entire song the whole way through. Your brain is looking for the finality of the song and unless your able to think of the entire song, beginning to end in your head, you won't be able to shake it. Go listen to that song, beginning to end. Give your brain the musical closure it's begging you for.
>friends with this dude for about two years. Never thought about being together with him cause we're just good buddies.
>during the whole time he sometimes joked about what if he wants to get to know me or can we date or so jokingly.
>thought he was joking.
>once when we were smoking outside in the balcony he holds me and ask what if we are dating or have I ever thought about the possibility of us being together.
>still think he just joking.
>my brother pretty much know all about his past. (He was my brothers friends) That all he ever wanted was just to fuck around and never wish for a proper relationship.
>warned him to not having any idea about him together with me.
>we still being good buddy. >Go to cinema together,dinner,playing casinos and all,most of the time was his treat.
>but never done anything beyond the line.
>recently he had a gf. He told me when he come back after his holiday. Jokingly said something like if his heart can be tearing out to two parts he could do just to have me or some kind of that.
> lately he got stood up by me for "not feeling like i want to go out" in the last minute when he was at the restaurant with other guy.
>didn't talk to me since. Didn't like my Facebook or instagram update.
>i met him again once at my workplace. He acted like I'm not even exist. I went with the flow,didn't talk to him too.
>now I'm feeling bad and dunno why he did that. That was not the first time I stood up him
>recently feeling like I've lost something I never had.
>he's leaving the country this July.
What do now adv? I know I can't be with him and I don't think he ever want to be with me or have any feelings for me but I don't want to lose this friendship.
And i don't even know why I thought about him a lot recently.
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Bumpppp
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There are many situations where guys fuck around but they give their time and attention to someone they really want to be with. You were that person, and instead of taking him seriously, you brushed off his feelings and made him feel like shit. He's to the point where he sees you as a user and a flake. He doesn't want you in his life anymore unless it's at his side. One-sided love hurts.
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>>17013209
But if him pursue me maybe things will turn out differently.
He just cant be like because my brother said no so he goes with it. I know there's nothing I can do now because it's too late because he had a gf because he's leaving. I'm just feeling so weird,so empty and feeling like i lost something.
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Hello,
I am new to the 4chan board forums, and I couldn't find any good advice for "4chan-ning" beginners, such as how to identify yourself, creating a permanent account and making connections with others.
Thank you very much for helping,
Smith Jones.
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Read the faq
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Hello [SMITH JONES] I am an automated 4chan posting assistant. In order to make an account with us you must first buy a 4chan GOLD account.
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>>17013153
Oh, thank you so much! How would I accomplish this process?
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So I am a father of a family that is well off. I have a house, provide food, and my wife doesn't even have to work. She raises our one child. I have to travel a lot because of business so it's hard for her to get a steady job since mine takes precedence.
Tonight she came home and told me about how rich her friend is and how they have a nice island in their kitchen, how nice their house was. She was in some sort of envious state.
Am I being a complete asshole for taking this in a bad light? I am quite fucking pissed. Here I am providing everything for my family and she comes home bragging about how much better some other dude provides for his family. I don't even want to talk to her right now. Is it insecurity or is she the one in the wrong?
I don't know if I am being the dick here or her.
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>marry a gold digger
>get mad when she starts digging
Bruh. Senpai.
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She's not really a gold digger. She does have jew blood and I can see it when I try to spend my own money and she gives me shit about it.
I have $50K in savings but god forbid I spend money on a video game.
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>>17013147
>So I am a father of a family that is well off
>I have $50K in savings
Are you a democrat or something?
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Feelings for shitty internet girls who I know I shouldn't have feelings for 2016-04-09 00:42:53 Post No.17013100
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I like to play MMOs and I hate when there's a girl/girls in the guild. I'm a thirsty faggot so I get sort of jealous when other people talk to them, I think about what it'd be like if we were together,, etc, even though I know the chances of it happening are extremely unlikely and it wouldn't be nearly as fulfilling as a real life relationship. Anyway, I'm playing an MMO, all the people are nice in my guild, I wasn't attracted to this girl. Somehow I end up with her nudes, I start getting more attached, she has a husband, I manage to get less attached since I know nothing will happen. Had a chat with her and it made me feel better and helped me see her as a friend. Anyway, last night I got drunk and started doing shit I'm ashamed of like stalking her character. Enough to the point were she had me join a private channel and tell me to stop bothering her. Anyway, that sort of sobered me up, and I stopped. Getting to the point, today all I could really think about is her,, but I don't know if romantically. I don't know. My stomach has been in knots thinking about it and I just want to get it off my mind. And now I can't even talk to my guildies, it just feels weird and strained.
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Continuing from that, I'm a 23 yo virgin, never had a gf, it's hard for me to talk to girls irl. I've tried online dating but it never got to a date and my area is slim pickings really.
Still live with pparents, graduated college almost a year ago, I haven't really done anything today and it's made me resolve to start sending out applications this weekend.
Anyway, I'm really wondering how I can stop having feelings for these shitty girls I know I shouldn't have feelings for and how do I get it off my mind and how do I repair my relationship with everyone?
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Talk to other girls until you quit thinking about her, or talk to your friends about it to get your mind off of it. This is what I do.
If that isn't enough for you, bother the fuck out of her until she blows up on you. I've had some of my stubborn as fuck friends do this in the past, and it seems to work.
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That's the thing though, where can I talk to other girls? I don't want to have this girl blow up on me because she's decently cool, I'd rather be able to treat her as a friend and not someone who I get jealous of when she talks to other people and makes me feel like I'm going to through up from anxiety
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Fuck me, I just told her on facebook that I like her
How long should I stay off facebook becauses I feel like dying inside and I'm stressing out
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Get ready for the "...Let's just be friends FOR NOW, anon, ok?"
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>>17013098
Brace yourself pussy hahaha
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well at least it soothes my mind to know that I actually t r i e d
though I'm not getting on facebook for the next 3 days
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hey, /adv/. I'm in a bit of an interesting situation. I am a male, post puberty. For most of it, my penis length was 5in L by 5 in circumference. But in the past month, I've gained over an inch in length. The only explanation I can think of is a slight increase in cardio exorcise. any ideas as to what might cause this?
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How old are you? Most men aren't fully matured physically until they are about 25 or so. Some mature quicker than that, others a bit later, but by 28 or so most men are physically mature.
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Length can vary depending on how erect you are. I've been 4 inches when I fap a lot, to 5 and a half. Are you sure it isn't that? Or maybe you lost weight?
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Anyone on antidepressants here? I'm on an antidepressant called citalopram. I don't feel depressed but I'm not really happy. Anyone here know the key to happiness or any kind of medication they might be coming out with that will make you happy?
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>any kind of medication they might be coming out with that will make you happy?
yea its been out for years, its called weed
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>>17013071
weed just makes me lazy forgetful and hungry. I don't really think it makes me happy.
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>>17013062
Antidepressants don't make you happy, OP. They fix your brain chemistry to make you not sad/anxious/myriad other symptoms. Medication should be used in combination with therapy. First you fix your brain, then you fix your thoughts, then with introspection and hard work you can be happy!