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>quit antipsychotics so i can finally lose some of the ridiculous amount of weight i've gained while on them
>cue godawful dreams, irritability, depression, voices in my goddamn head
>a-at least the weight is flying off

also
>start beginner's programming course
>five minutes into it
>"hmm i should check /adv/"
>thirty minutes later and i'm still here
>mfw

WHAT THE FUCK
I keep having these ideas. Like, I think of something to do, open up my text editor and I already forgot
TWICE it has happened to me in the last 20 minutes

>>17011947
>>start beginner's programming course
>>five minutes into it
>>"hmm i should check /adv/"
iktf
I start reading some ruby shit
and I already lost interest.
Not that I'm not interested really, I would rather just play with a few things rather than read and read and read.
Also, anon, make it a point not to open the browser until you've at least solved a problem.
You're doing the course on a browser?
Don't you have a pdf?

and what do you need help with?

>>17022318
I guess I just want to sort out my feelings before I tell anyone? Maybe get some insight as to how I should handle this situation.

>>17022331
tell the supposed father to be?

>>17020964
Was she violently raped by a criminal?

Or was she raped™ by Chad and her friends found out later?

either way she probably had an orgasm during the act. drop her off at a therapist or a college gender studies program and find better friends

>>17020964
Tell them to go to the police right now if they haven't already, even if the offender doesn't get arrested this time a file will be built up so that they may eventually go to jail. If your friend doesn't go to the police they are selfish and are basically letting the offender get away with something they'll probably do again.

>>17020964
Exposure therapy helps.

Just rape her till she builds up a tolerance for it.

No, college isn't a meme. But it's a tool for getting into a field you like, not a "one size fits all" approach to landing a satisfying career. Personally, I say that college works best when you know exactly what you want to do, how to get there, and are sure earning a degree is part of that process.

>>17020218
Yeah. Real college is just a place where people go to learn a shit ton. Its not parties. Its not shitloads of pussy. Its education. You dont have to go but it will make you more do$h in life.

Did you see American Pie, or Scary Movie, or When Harry Met Sally, or any movie in the last 10 years

College is an experience, but education is not.

>>17019811
Do it, faggot.

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> I cant even write it as anon ! because its so disgusting

Why are you with someone that much younger?

Dear God,

You're a dirty bastard. Telling all those different people to do such dumb shit. And you won't even prove to the rest of us that you exist! What's up with that?

Love, Raymond

Past Self,
You're an idiot.
Me

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To those that it may apply to,

Long distance is a joke. If you think your situation is different, you're wrong. People want touch, they want to be physically loved and all the emotional love you can provide will never be enough to satisfy them. No matter who the girl is, what the situation is, long distance is never an option you should ever consider.

>>17020197
do you suffer from autism?

>>17020203
Maybe

just don't wear makeup

anything but that

>>17019818
Dude, he's gay. You've already got 50% odds of him wanting to fuck. Put your hand on his thigh in the movie (give him about 45 minutes to make a move since he's a top). If he doesn't freak out, you're in the clear. If he does, just say "sorry, thought you wanted to fuck my twink slut ass".

the last thing you want to do is ruin any excitement you might have by being 100% submissive

>>17019848

what do you mean?

>>17018926
>Where to find girls between 18 to 20 that are virgins and not party sluts
girls like this are typically fat, ugly and insecure. if you want a smart, good looking girl, you are going to have a bad time. its so incredibly easy for girls to get sex and bfs, if a girl is still a virgin at 20, she will most likely have something mentally wrong with her. mate, your standards are too high. even if you do manage to find a good looking, mentally stable, smart girl, she might not even like you, she will obviously have very high standards.

>>17018947
With 7 billion people, you'd expect at least one gal to have your standards
>>17018926
The girl you're looking for is hard as hell to find, but that's because she wouldn't be alluring if she was
Maybe in your hobbies? What do you do for fun, amigo?

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>>17018926
here on 4chan there are a lot of girls fit your description.You know the type that sells panties for 80 $ each and camwhoring in her room 24/7 but saves her virginity until marriage and doesnt go outside much due to social anxiety. Just the other day I saw one :)

>>17018041
I attempted to compromise with him and told him on weekdays I never try to be in the room, and usually just game on my laptop somewhere else because I know he has classes, but asked him if it would be cool if I could just have Fridays and Saturdays to bro out late at night and game with my friends from my desktop in the room. He said that he can't just jump on and off of sleep schedules and that if I stayed up on weekends he would be fucked and wouldn't be able to get on his normal sleep schedule before the upcoming week started.

I even went home for spring break and brought him a pair of earplugs just in case I got too loud on my computer. He refused to use them and tonight told me that he shouldn't have to use earplugs, and that as a human being I should never want to disturb someone who is sleeping if I don't have too. He even told me if I needed to work on assignments I should be courteous and use the computer lab downstairs.

My issue is I don't think I'm being unreasonable asking him to at least let me have weekends, and also wanting to do my work in the comfort of my own room even if it is late at night. He won't use the earplugs I bought him (they were just normal airplane earbuds just to be clear. I didn't drop any major money or anything) and the conversation ended tonight with me telling him I just wouldn't be on my desktop while he was sleeping. What I want to know is A) how to revisit this topic so we can find a better agreement and B) what to say or tell him in order to let me at least enjoy my late night/early morning weekend gaming sessions and worn on assignments from my room. If I'm in the wrong please let me know but I don't think I'm being unreasonable.

>>17018042
He claims that since he never wakes me up while I'm sleep I should do the same. However this is only because he leaves the room on his own volition while I'm sleep in an effort to be courteous. I told him it wasn't necessary and I would just deal with him doing whatever he needed to in the room without getting pissed at him, but he just said it was whatever. A few things came up tonight about some other issues with my late night etiquette and some were valid and I even admitted they were and told him I didn't know and would work to change them, but is there really that big of a fault on my part for wanting to use my desktop when it's convenient for me? I don't think it's fair that I have to use my computer only when me roommate deems it acceptable, especially when he doesn't even try to compromise with me due to his rigid sleep schedule

>>17018041
You sound like an absolute cunt OP.
What the fuck are you doing staying up late making noises with glaring light when you're living in the same room as someone else. Do you even know what you're asking him to do?

'I understand I'm being a cunt to you, but you can be a cunt to me as well okay? That will make it fair'

Your roommate sounds like a bro. Fuck you for ruining his sleep!

>>17016332

Ladies, is getting fucked in the butt really as offensive a suggestion as some people make it out to be?

ladies,
How can i convince you that i'm not just interested in sex?

>>17016365
Don't get impatient about sex.
Pay attention to the girl outside of sex.
Show her that you actually care about what she has to say and what's going on in her life.
Don't just call her late at night when you want sex.
Don't just hang out with her when it's convenient for you.
Don't be talking to a bunch of other girls at the same time.

Just obvious stuff

Why are you guilty? You didn't throw her in front of the train

that's terrible, but you can't take the blame for it. it's really not your fault that she though that was the best course of action.

you should talk about it with some trusted people and achieve catharsis, but you shouldnt feel guilty.

Damn bro. I feel for you.
I understand your guilt in this, but truly, it is not your fault.
Obviously your presence in her life was simply delaying the inevitable.
Rather than feel guilt, you should consider that you were able to bring an amount of joy into her troubled life.

I don't think you're using the word "scam" correctly.

It's called work for a reason. How many retards have you watched "follow their dreams" straight into poverty

>>17014904
I don't know any other word for "an elaborate arrangement with the deliberate goal to bullshit people for profit".

>Seeking advice
I'm currently at University and not really enjoying it. I know it's easy for everyone to say, "just keep going, you'll come out with a degree," but the stress of it all seems to hit me really hard and I just can't handle it. Not to mention, I've seen plenty of people, who I've considered to be successful, talk about how they never went to University and it's only necessary if you want to be a Doctor, Lawyer, Academic, etc, etc.

All I want is a job where I work four days a week, maybe two full on days and two shorter days (if that's possible), and earn enough to live solo in my own apartment + a little extra to live semi-comfortably on my own.

If this is really my only goal in life at the moment, is it really worth spending the next three years of time and money on a degree?

For a bit of context I live in Australia, not a lot of job variety and quite high cost of living. And I'm studying Computer Science, not really because I'm passionate about it - simply because it seemed like a good idea due to the seemingly exponential growth of technology.

Will I ever get someone as good as him again?

>>17003414
There's plenty of people who at this very moment are alone, going through life, for the most part, by themselves. The majority of these people are more than interested in a relationship they themselves just might not notice it yet, or they might simply be scared, afraid of the commitment it brings. I'm sure everyone has been in this situation at least once in their lives, maybe more than once, or maybe even their whole life.

The point I'm trying to make is that there's thousands of people existing every single day who just want someone to love them back. As for them being 'as good as him,' I'm sure a lot of them will be. You might meet someone new, compare them to 'him' and notice that they just don't have/do x,y and z like 'he' did. You might be so focused on the things that 'he' did right that you miss all the things the new guy is doing better.

Every single person is different and possesses different strengths and weaknesses. And hey, it's not like people are static, traits can always be changed. You can morph new guy into better guy by giving him the things you loved from 'him' and taking away the things you hated about 'him.'

Don't let this one guy ruin the rest of us.

Goodluck <#

Gr8 b8 m8

>>17011062
Not be an old hag like OP

>>17011062
a nice feminine cock