A1
How do I seduce my cousin to have sex with me? 2016-04-17 17:02:08 Post No.17044116
[Report] Image search: [Google]
How do I seduce my cousin to have sex with me? 2016-04-17 17:02:08 Post No.17044116
[Report] Image search: [Google]
How do I seduce my cousin to have sex with me?
A1
2016-04-17 17:02:08
Post No. 17044116
[Report]
[View this topic]
This is a pic of my cousin how do I get her to have sex with me? She's playful and likes to have fun and have banter she's 21 I'm 19 we go to the movies sometimes but I don't know if she likes me back I doubt it because they're very little signs that she does and we are family. Despite sex between cousins being legal in my country it's still shunned for most families such as mine.
125 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17044116
Introduce her to heroine or crack. Couple hits she'll be hooked and prepared to do anything for another hit.
>>
Rufies in vodka. Works like a dream
>>
The same way you seduce anyone else that you know.
File: 1460775223615.gif (1MB, 804x512px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 804x512px
So my wife is a stay at home mom who always uses kids as an excuse to never get anything done. I usually work 11 hour days, and when I'm not working I'm cleaning up after her messes she leaves around the home. She gets very defensive when I point out that when I get home nothing is done. She always says the kids have kept her busy or she needs a break. Half the time when I get home though, she's laying on the couch with our two kids, Disney movie on the TV, and her on Facebook. Tonight it erupted into a huge fight and ended with her calling me a faggot.
I hate my wife and I feel like she's complete fucking trash since staying home. I want to leave her. Or slap her. What should I do? Neets and moral fags with no real life experience need not apply.
78 Posts / 8 Images
View this topic
>>
File: WoKNJrS.jpg (39KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 1280x720px
Hire a maid service.
>>
>>17042941
Never been married, but divorce seems like a better option to living with someone who treats you like shit. Not to mention she probably has that complex which is like "I've got my man 4life time to get fat". Honestly though, I would leave her. Name calling, being a lazy bitch, and basic at that?
Leave. Her.
>>
>>17042946
Nah, stay at home wife implies this is one of her few responsibilities. I'm not going to shell out cash to do the shit she should be doing. She actually payed some lady 50 bucks to clean our home twice without letting me know.
how do I stop feeling guilty about dating an asian girl as a white guy? I can feel people staring at us in public and I feel so guilty
58 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
Guilty? mother fucker feel proud! do you not realize mother fuckers are staring because they are jelly as a mother fucker, I would be.
>>
>>17041225
Virtuous women > race of a woman
That being said make sure your current gf is virtuous .
>>
>>17041225
>guilty
Of what? There is literally nothing to feel guilty about
Anonymous
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2016-04-16 09:51:13 Post No.17040169
[Report] Image search: [Google]
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2016-04-16 09:51:13 Post No.17040169
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg (131KB, 1280x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
![male-and-female-relationship-sign[1].jpg](https://cdn.4archive.org/adv/image/1460/800/1460800273965.jpg "male-and-female-relationship-sign[1]")
131KB, 1280x1024px
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
Anonymous
2016-04-16 09:51:13
Post No. 17040169
[Report]
[View this topic]
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships.
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.
>Brandon
Fuck off
318 Posts / 17 Images
View this topic
>>
Gf has low self esteem and hates her body. She's started gaining weight and I'm worried she'll hate herself more and/or make unhealthy decisions like starving herself. I can't approach the topic with her directly, so what should I do?
>>
>>17040225
Why can't you approach her about it? You'll need to do it in a tactful manner but this is going to be better than hinting to her. Just try and reassure her that she looks great but if she feels negative about herself, you could start exercising together so she feels better.
If you really don't want to speak to her (and again, I'd recommend this option), maybe start going on walks/hikes together and cook her healthier meals.
>>
>>17040225
how do you know she has low selfesteem and hates her body? if she told you, then you can talk to her openly about how you think she's going down a dark road atm and that you are worried about her. suggest professional help. tell her you love her. and that you love her the way she is. but that she need help or this will get worse.
File: NO_FILE_GIVEN (0B, 0x0pxpx) Image search:
[Google]
0B, 0x0pxpx
>>17043320
well then do IT DAD
74 Posts / 10 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17043320
Livestream it please
>>
>>17043320
livestream plz
>>
Nice autism belt faggot.
Either kill yourself or stop attention whoring on pol
File: harvard_shield_wreath.png (48KB, 403x425px) Image search:
[Google]
48KB, 403x425px
Will i get into Harvard if i am /fit/ /fit/?
I got 2000 on SAT, band 8 on IELTS and +100hours of voluntary work. I really want to go to Harvard because my crush went there brehs
75 Posts / 9 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17042069
>Will i get into Harvard if i am /fit/ /fit/?
No, actually. You have too much thin privilege.
>>
>>17042070
what would a broad one look like? big tits?
>>
>>17042069
If you only got a 2000 and only have 100 volunteer hours then no
File: cYwkek4.gif (4MB, 700x572px) Image search:
[Google]
4MB, 700x572px
I'm 30, and I've had 21 years of crippling suicidal thoughts. 2 suicide attempts, 1 where I threw myself in front of a trailer, 1 where I hanged myself. Broke some bones, and got up both times after a short stay at the hospital. I genuinely tried this thing you call life after being constantly reminded since I was 10 that "it only gets better" or some basic shit like that. My friends are gone, my wife is in the mental hospital, and will never be ok again it seems. I'm jumping from the bridge, and it'll surely kill me on impact, but I wanted to ask you all something: If you had 1 million dollars which I currently have, is there anything you'd do before you die? I can't think of 1 thing. I could just let my sister have it. What would you do?
53 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Just have a great vacation man go out with a bang.
>>
Let someone else have it. If you are so unable to enjoy things you can't think of anything you'd like to do with that much money, it probably just isn't worth anything to you.
Also, don't kill yourself. Also, why "one million dollars"? That really just casts doubt on your post. Try harder next time.
>>
>>17041956
See anon, I never ever had a suicidal though for more than few seconds. Even when I fucked badly few times in my life.
But I guess it is thanks to my "average" family and my ability to think before it is too late. So here am I, thinking how stable am I, even though I have never had to stand against something really traumatizing. To me you look like another weak suicidal anon.
>What do you do with money?
I would use them to keep living.
Anonymous
do not understand trans people 2016-04-16 07:05:24 Post No.17039922
[Report] Image search: [Google]
do not understand trans people 2016-04-16 07:05:24 Post No.17039922
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: shkannon.jpg (1MB, 2244x1240px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 2244x1240px
do not understand trans people
Anonymous
2016-04-16 07:05:24
Post No. 17039922
[Report]
[View this topic]
this might look like bait, but its not - i'm really genuinely curious. So pls limit hate and shitposting to minimum.
So, i cannot understand the "concept" of trans people. What internets tell me, is that they feel mentally like the other gender from the one they were born with, which fucks them up. And this "feel mentally like <gender>" is exactly what i dont get. I'm (biologically) male, but i cant say i "feel internally like a male" (or female or anything else for that matter). I feel internally like myself, and being physically male is just a fact of the universe. I can imagine being born physically female and still being exactly as much myself as I'm now.
So whats the deal /adv/? Am I just weird and most other people out there feel strongly defined by their gender? Enlighten me.
56 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>
>>17039922
Well, I don't really go thinking 'I am man'.
I just like what I like, but... These people feel uncomfortable inside their bodies, and think transforming into a man/woman is what they need.
Of course, people rarely truly know what is the best possible choice is in these kind of extremely confusing situations.
So they follow through, hoping that maybe relief will finally follow. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't
That's what I know. I wouldn't think too hard on it. If it makes you uncomfortable, just remember they've pretty much removed themselves from the gene pool just to remove their own discomfort.
>>17039937
Also this.
>>
>>17039922
the truth is its hard to have a frame of reference because gender is not fluid and humans have a generally high demonstration of gender dimorphism.
there are different brain chemistries/compositions we know of at work, in addition to hormones going on on the inside. There are also the external visual factors, of course.
that means the simple fact is it won't actually be readily possible for you to know exactly how strongly you are defined by your own gender. you can only speculate based on your current understanding of your gender.
Its not like any of us can 'try out' being the other gender to know what its like.
In my exp, there are 2 types of trans categories: those who have some physiologically linkable sign to their claim of their gender dysphoria, and those who are arguing against the concept of gender as being something constructed by society alone.
File: f9f3be2d264b482036080396702e8d71.jpg (49KB, 500x665px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 500x665px
>Met girl with borderline personality disorder (not yet apparent at the time) and became pretty close friends
>About 1,5 years later end up losing my virginity with her, wild 2+ hour sex session, both very drunk (she had a "we'll probably become bf/gf soon"-thing with someone else at that point and was pretty regretful, pretty sure it wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for bpd promiscuity)
>Friendship fucked up, was crushing hard and we lost contact for 2 years, was severely depressed for the first half
>Got back in contact a few months ago, only been chatting sporadically
>Started chatting yesterday when I noticed she was single on fb for some reason, she had dumped her bf because he didn't handle her bad moods well and it made them both miserable, so now she was drunk off her ass
>"I'm unfixable. It's selfish and mean for me to be with anyone because I know I'll commit suicide sooner or later"
>Comfort her, remind her there are lots of people who would be sad as fuck if she died, chat a lot about mental health (I'm currently on antidepressants for depression unrelated to our past, and used to be on the same meds she's on), went on for a good while
So...basically, I told her it seems like she needs someone to talk to more than ever right now, and that I felt kinda bad about not talking very often since we became friends again. Both true, and although I don't have any other motives right now, it does feel kind of good that the girl I used to be so into is single again. If it were to end up going in that direction, I think I'd be willing to try to handle her unstable psyche, because I know she's an awesome person when she's in an ok mood. So...should I even entertain the thought of possibly being with her, and if not, for whose sake shouldn't I?
Pic unrelated
57 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17037468
>wanting to have a BPD gf
Oh boy, OP. You're in for a ride.
>>
>>17037468
Get out there, imagine you're black and she's a cop, srsly, just run like a nigga.
>>
>>17037472
I suspected that. I haven't really had much contact with her bad side, only seen her freak out and cry while drunk occasionally. The last few days of talking to her before we stopped talking was probably a good preview though (her ex/my acquaintance found out we had sex, she thought I assumed I had told the entire town and was trying to slutshame her and ruin her life, etc.). From what little I've read about bpd, the term living hell doesn't seem too far off.
Anonymous
ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything 2016-04-15 12:53:53 Post No.17037432
[Report] Image search: [Google]
ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything 2016-04-15 12:53:53 Post No.17037432
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 146549-148811.png (42KB, 300x300px) Image search:
[Google]
42KB, 300x300px
ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything
Anonymous
2016-04-15 12:53:53
Post No. 17037432
[Report]
[View this topic]
Start your question with Guys, Girls, or Both, so we know who you want to respond.
Avoid asking questions in the FAQ.
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. If you never put yourself out there, you will never get anywhere.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Would it be weird to use Facebook to (re)connect with this person?
That's actually its EXACT intended purpose.
Old Thread: >>17034199
317 Posts / 29 Images
View this topic
>>
Girls,
Is TRP right about this one thing? Are women the gatekeepers when it comes to consensual sex?
>>
>>17037437
Yes. This is true. Beware though, they can and will remove consent when they see fit, even after the deed is done.
>>
>>17037439
I wasn't really worried about the whole consent thing. What I mean was this. Are women ultimately the ones to decided who has sex and who doesn't (out of heterosexual men of course)?
Anonymous
Write a letter to someone 2016-04-12 00:17:36 Post No.17024884
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Write a letter to someone 2016-04-12 00:17:36 Post No.17024884
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Write a letter to someone
Anonymous
2016-04-12 00:17:36
Post No. 17024884
[Report]
[View this topic]
334 Posts / 16 Images
View this topic
>>
Hey man,
I don't know if you remember me but we used to be skype buds a few years back. I met you through my partner at that current time, you would remember them. But they were a jealousfag and made me stop talking to you because we were just two peas in a pod and talked so much. I was just a kid at that time and let them walk all over me and I regret it. But we're good friends now and I don't know, I just remember how chilled you were and I missed that even though it lasted only for a little while.
Ex found your facebook all stalker like and I'm thinking whether or not I should add you and talk to you again. Are you still a cool dude? Do you hate me for abruptly ending our friendship? Do you even remember me though?
Anyways cool,
Bye
>>
C,
Way to tell me that you miss me and then not follow up when I try to do something with you
yare yare daze desu senpai
>>
Ellie,
I hate this. I guess i'll just have to give you time but it's eating me up inside. We both suffer from mental illness and I now see how I should have been more understanding. This really hurts and i wish you would answer my questions. I also wish you would believe me. This is really sucks and it's killing me. I hate that it's my fault, and I hate that you're putting walls up. The worst part is you're not moving to France. I hope things will get better because i'm of the verge of bursting into tears half the day
File: e4ab2d965a50d2b63a4a2ed29cd7a076.jpg (8KB, 300x300px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 300x300px
25 y/o male virgin. I'm convinced it's never gonna happen at this point. Give me any reason no to blow my head off right now.
94 Posts / 12 Images
View this topic
>>
I'm 22 and am facing false rape allegations from my ex gf
It could be worse, man.
>>
File: austinpowers.jpg (150KB, 1600x1202px) Image search:
[Google]
150KB, 1600x1202px
>>17029584
maybe you shouldn't hit women you fucking asshole
>>
>>17029572
How often do you talk to women and how often do you go on dates? When you're out with a girl are you flirty and playful or reserved and formal/in interview mode? Do you play up your sexual side around women or hold back in fear of being rejected? How do you rate yourself in looks, do you still love with your folks, and do you have any major passions or interests?
File: 151230140600-schlong-she-lost-trump-exlarge-169.jpg (70KB, 780x438px) Image search:
[Google]
70KB, 780x438px
Who do I vote for?
Im an upper middle class straight white male for was educated in private schools and currently studying computer science. Im also and atheist and pro choice and want to end the war on drugs, but strictly against illegal immigration or general unneeded immigration.
Sanders- Pro immigration, says white people cant be poor
>30% of all welfare recipients are white
Clinton
>Will say anything to get your vote
Trump
>Says crazy shit, so crazy it seems honest, anti immigration, and I dont think he is very religious
Ted Cruz
>Overly religious, wife is executive at Goldman Sachs and i dont trust those people.
113 Posts / 10 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17034242
Your description of the candidates show that you know very little about them, or politics in general.
Maybe you better stay out of this one.
>>
>>17034242
Vote for Sanders, don't you want free healthcare, free college tuition, and jobs?
He's literally the only candidate who is not a corrupt piece of shit tied to big money. The United States has never had a candidate like him in recent memory.
>>
>>17034242
You didn't come to ask a question, you came to shill for Trump.
It's so fucking satisfying to see him crashing and burning, you know that? And the way it's panning out is delicious, because he's failing at the one thing he said he was good at - making a deal. He's whining and crying about how Cruz is beating him at winning over the GOP and winning over the delegates, but tough tit - those were the rules all along. Cruz is winning the deal, and all Trump can do is baww about unfairness.
Anonymous
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2016-04-14 13:40:33 Post No.17034199
[Report] Image search: [Google]
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2016-04-14 13:40:33 Post No.17034199
[Report] Image search: [Google]
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
Anonymous
2016-04-14 13:40:33
Post No. 17034199
[Report]
[View this topic]
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships.
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking.
>Brandon
Fuck off
313 Posts / 14 Images
View this topic
>>
Ahh man. You beat me to it. i was going to update the FAQ too :/.
>>
Welp, for posterities sake I'll just post it so i doesn't have to be retyped up next time
Start your question with Guys: Girls: or Both: to make it easier.
Avoid asking questions in the FAQ.
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><Random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Would it be weird to use Facebook to (re)connect with this person?
That's its EXACT intended purpose.
>>17031752
>>
>>17034203
I am sorry anon!
Post the updated FAQs so next one who makes the threads uses them?
File: Psychology-Human-Services.jpg (381KB, 1280x960px) Image search:
[Google]
381KB, 1280x960px
Have any one you seen a psychologist?
Did it work?
Jesus Christ. I think this red pilled stuff is more than I can handle.
I don;t know how to function anymore.
help.
51 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17035703
Hold on to your sanity and you will become a living god.
>>
>>17035703
Psychology doesnt work. They dont care. They only care about getting money out of you by committing you for a few days and then getting you on meds to make money for the pharmacy. All their nice soothing talk is a show to trick weak damaged minds to trust them.
>>
Look into mindfulness and meditative practices. Not from the stupid hippie spiritual side. It is training for your brain and it works. Makes you sharper minded and able to set aside all of the bull shit.