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Anyone have experience taking xanax? What was your experience like?
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I took xanax once and now I'm a gay prostitute.
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>>17086248
I found it very relaxing, and mildly sedative.
Seems kind of silly as a recreational drug; it really mostly makes me sleepy.
I used to take Valium, which has similar effects, occasionally, when I lived somewhere it was available over the counter. I would slam two beers with a Valium to pass out during all-night bus rides. I once tried to take it for fun, on a beautiful sunny day on a beach, and all I did was waste an afternoon sleeping.
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>>17086248
Xanax the first time
I took one dose, or like half a bar or something like that I can't remember.
Didn't notice shit, felt the same yadda yadda.
I took double that my second time, and blacked out for 4+ hours and only know that I ate a pizza, because right before I took the xanax I put a pizza in the oven, and the oven was off and the pizza was no where to be found when I was back to normal.
Don't have an interest in doing it again, but you know if it was the weekend and they were in front of me, why not?
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How can I find a suicidal boyfriend? 2016-04-28 16:06:59 Post No.17086048
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How can I find a suicidal boyfriend?
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I can't shake this feeling and wish to kill myself, more so when I'm depressed. I think a lot about death and often fantasize about various ways I could do it.
Up until now, all of my boyfriends have been against it or didn't seriously contemplate it. They get upset at me for thinking about this, even when I can't control it.
Where can I find someone who doesn't want to 'live forever', someone who'd be willing to commit suicide with me one day. It would be romantic, probably messy too and we could do all sorts of dangerous things together and talk about death like something we're looking forward to, no selfishness and no pleb talk like those who only say it to appear dramatic or crazy.
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See a fucking doctor, anon. Why deal with suicidal thoughts and shit when you genuinely don't have to for any reason?
I'm suicidal-thoughts-free for the first time in years thanks to the wonders of getting my brain shocked, but there are other treatments which are usually tried first and are usually effective for people who aren't me, for obvious reasons.
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>>17086048
Get out.
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>>17086048
This turns me on, be my waifu?
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Be me, 30, out with my gf and her co-workers. Gf is close to me in age.
One dude mentions how she wants him and all this sort of thing. Says stuff like this every once in a while, I'm sure as joke, but I'm not laughing. I find it inappropriate and almost as though he was testing my jaw if you know what I mean.
While they are friends and maybe it's understood to be a joke, seems a bit of a strange joke to make in front of someone's bf.
I let it go, didn't say anything. But it rubbed me the wrong way hardcore. Might have to see this idiot again in a few days at a social function.
If it happens again, what should I do? When I was younger I feel like I'd just say "wtf is that shit cut it out" to him or her, but I feel like I should be too mature for that.
What do?
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Been together 4 months btw
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Punch him in the throat
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>>17086002
dont worry about it too much, the dude is just peacocking you. if you want to you could always get some game going yourself. here's a shitty example:
>douchebag: hey anon i'd really like to take out your girlfriend some time
>op: whoa thats good to hear because i thought you were into me this whole time haha!
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I'm getting to the age where everyone is getting married or having babies or moving in with their long term partners, I haven't even had my first boyfriend, and I'm only just starting university now whilst they have good jobs and travel the world.
How do I deal with this overwhelming feeling of jealousy?
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Get back to me when you're 27. Also you're just starting uni so put that on the back burner and focus on making your life awesome before bringing others into the fold.
Or become my internet gf
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>>17085813
start dating people and see if you can find a partner? if you're not ugly, or retarded, it shouldent be that hard considering you're a girl.
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>>17085813
Well.....
you are not doing nothing. You are starting at university, something few people can afford. so see that as an adventure.
Also, get over comparing yourself with others. If you pursue what YOU want to, and what makes you happy, then it won't matter what anyone else thinks.
Should I trust a guy who doesn't want to add me as a friend on facebook and doesn't want me to have his phone number after two months? I asked that should I worry about these things and he said no since he uses facebook only like once a week and we don't need to change phone numbers cause we can chat on twitter. He doesn't want me to visit his place but he lives with his mother and brother but said the reason he doesn't want me there is that he would have to clean up the place. He seems a bit inexperienced with real relationships.
Still, I've been lied to before and I think that the guy wants me to be his girlfriend soon. I don't want to be cheated on again.
Also, he opened up to me couple days ago and told me that he is afraid that I will get bored of him like all the other girls.
So should I trust his reasons for these things and stop worrying?
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...how hard to you have to shove your head in the sand to not know this guy is playing you hard?
His excuses are so laughably stupid, it should be insulting to you. Jesus Christ, he's more of a walking shamble of red flags than he is human
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Sounds like a manchild with a healthy dose of fear and insecurity. You can do better.
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>>17085784
So you think there is no chance that he is just being honest? I don't get what the real reason could be, like does he have a girlfriend? Or maybe an ex he wants to get back with but doesn't want her to know about me? Fucking fuck I am getting so sick of this boys or men or what ever
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How do I learn to drive? 2016-04-28 11:59:38 Post No.17085454
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/adv/ I need your help. I´m to retarded to drive and I have no idea what I can do about it.
I already spend nearly 3000€ on my drivers liscence and failed it 2 times.
My tutor said he has no idea how to teach me and what my problem is exactly.
My main problem is(I think), that I can´t multitask and can´t concecrate for a longer period of time. Like when he talks to me I completely fail everything else while driving, just so my brain can process his words.
After each driving session I am super exhausted, even though I fucked up the driving...
How can I be to retarded, to do the most basic thing, everybody seems to get?
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Don't give up anon. I had to take it three times and also blew over 3000 euro on it.
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>>17085482
My tutor basicly said to me, that he gave up ont me and doesnt know why I still try to get the liscence :(
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>>17085487
Have you tried driving a simulator with a steering wheel?
It might help a lot. Should be able to find one in your local game arcade or mini golf place
Can't really help much here, I've taken the license twice without failing anything.
(License pulled for excessive speeding)
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Stronger libido and erections 2016-04-28 11:25:53 Post No.17085377
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Years of porn watching and masturbating have left me with a limp dick that doesn't get hard when needed.
I've done no porn and no fap streaks, but to no avail.
How do I regain my manhood?
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>>17085377
stop smoking and drinking
start working out
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>>17085377
how old are you?
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>>17085377
>shutterstock literally has a photo of an elephant jerking off with its nose
How the hell is this possible?
How do I stop being bitter about being a woman? No matter where you look, we get the shit end of the stick. Everything a woman can do, a man can do better, literally everything from the most basic survival skills has to be compromised for the sake of better harbouring a permanent parasite that ruins your body and your life, and even if you have the luck to avoid it happening, you still have to suffer the tool maintenance.
Feminism or social constructs don't even come to it. Men are just literally better than women, and nobody I know will tell me how to cope with the handicap. All women I know just stick their fingers in their ears and go "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU", but I can't live in that kind of denial. I don't know what to do.
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>>17084944
Have a vagina and don't be fat.
There, your life is made.
Nothing to complain about.
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There are a lot of guys who never realize their potential. As a girl, you have a HUGE potential. Jist slightly beneath a man. If you really manage to explore that potential, you'll be better off than the bigger part of the male population.
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terrible b8
0/10
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I am thinking of naming my son Connor, but every Connor I have ever met has been autistic. I don't want my son to have autism. What should I do?
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Too late. He already caught autism from his father.
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Idk man, went high school with two bros, Colin and Connor
Colin
>athletic, jock, alpha male
>slammed this fine ass latina
Connor
>overweight, funny guy, played wow, probably still a virgin
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Just don't name him Connor.
Is 24 years old too late to start over?
>never had a girlfriend
>no friends
>shit job
>no social media
>depressed almost all the time
Anybody relate to this? I'm starting to consider ending my life not so much out of self-hatred as out of a lack of desire to continue living.
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24? Just hang up the towel you ancient, decrepit, old man. Forget about the 56 years of controllable life you have left.
Not..
OP there's people who live their entire lives without "getting it together", life isn't some scripted event and it's never too late to better yourself.
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I was in the same spot when I was around 23, was overweight, dropped out of school, kissless virgin, sat home playing video games and had no ties on social media either. Although, I had a few friends.
I started lifting, which was kind of a domino effect in self improvement. Lifting and getting fit gave me the confidence to go get a job, start hanging out and going out with my friends, buying nicer shit for myself so I look and feel better.
I'm still not much for social media, but i've had a few really cute asian girlfriends since, I got my degree, became an RN, got my own place and overall I feel pretty good about myself.
Only thing about being depressed, is finding the discipline and motivation to WANT to change, and thats something that comes from a personal level. You have to hate what you are now more than you don't want to put the effort in to change.
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>24
>never had a girlfriend
>no friends
>shit job
>no social media
>depressed almost all the time
Exactly me
Entering a race a decade late and expecting to catch up to everyone else? lol
I'm probably going to jump off a bridge by fall
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Gf texts guy(s) late at night 2016-04-27 15:36:38 Post No.17082538
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So at around 1:00 I'm talking to my gf and she talks about the conversation she is having with her guy friend who shes known for a long time. Me, being somewhat paranoid, asked her how often she texts guys late at night. She said "not usually" and that he's the only guy she talks to "regularly".
This wasn't very reassuring. I told her that the thought of her texting guys late at night makes me uncomfortable, and she just said yeah I agree I would feel the same if the roles were switched. And that was pretty much it.
My question is, does her use of the words "usually" and "regularly" imply that she does in fact do it, and with others but just not regularly? Or am I reading too much into this?
Also again I wouldnt even have been able to bring this up if it wasnt for her sharing the conversation with me. So Im not really in a position to even say anything because prior to this I had no idea who shes texting, when, about what, etc.
So my question is what now? Do I just continue being in a relationshio with her?
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What does it matter when she texts people if she's right in front of you dude?
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>>17082548
She wasnt right in front of me, and ive never looked at her texts
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Texting at those hours seems more intimate imo. I highly doubt theyre talking about football stats or homework
Maybe ask to look at her phone?
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How to avoid bitchy females 2016-04-27 03:37:52 Post No.17081101
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So, today my mother in law told me that a girl from her job who knows both me and my boyfriend told her that my father "molested" me. The funny thing is that I hardly even know this girl. I was best friends with her cousins way back in elementary school, and haven't talked to them in 10 fucking years. I've never had a conversation with this girl, and the only thing I know about her is that she went to the same highschool with me and was two grades lower than me.
My problem is that this isn't the first time a girl tries slandering me in an attempt to make people dislike me. At my last job two girls started telling people that "I've been around with a lot of guys in the warehouse" and "a slut" etc, I had barely started working there 2 months and only had one friend who I talked to and was female, so I have NO fucking idea where all this bullshit even comes from. I have always been really shy, quiet, have 0 social skills, and avoid people because I get really anxious/nervous whenever I have to talk to anybody. I've been like this all my life, I can literally count the amount of friends I've had on one hand, and yet, since highschool I've been dealing with this problem of girls calling me a slut when
A. Back then I couldn't even talk to males
B. I met my FIRST boyfriend and lost my virginity this past August, a month before turning 21 years old.
Being quiet and minding my own business CLEARLY isn't working? How can I avoid toxic bitchy females? Or how can I learn to not let them affect my mood and how I perceive all females.
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>my mother in law
>my boyfriend
Wait, what? Is this some sort of open cuckold thing?
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>>17081123
My boyfriend's mother calls me her daughter in law, as I am the only girl who's he dated that he brought home to meet his parents, and I call her my mother in law. I have no idea how that makes him a cuckold.
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You aren't in-laws if you aren't married.
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I'm trying to figure out what happened here.
My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, but she was drawing it out way too much. She had paused I guess to catch her breathe, and she was giving me a halfhearted handjob in between. All I did was tell her "Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
Dudes, she Fucking got upset! She told me "Oh no. You don't get to disrespect me like that and still get head", and that she was ending the blowjob. Then she said that we could talk tomorrow when I had a chance to reflect and be humbled and chastened over what just happened.
Honestly I was at a complete loss for words as she left. This literally happened within the last hour. I still can't even believe this is for real, it just seems like such a ridiculous overreaction.
Hepcats, what would you do in my situation here? How would you react or respond to this?
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>>17080812
good bait, lets wait for the faggots, OP
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She's right. What you said was very rude. This is a real person with feelings, not a fucking porn set.
If I were in your situation, I would sit down and talk about sex and what we're both comfortable doing. Maybe she doesn't enjoy giving blowjobs, or she just wasn't into it that day and felt pressured. Pushing somebody into doing something sexual is unenjoyable for both people at best, and abuse at worse.
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>>17080812
>All I did was tell her "Come on, let's go. Suck that dick bitch!"
Do you do this often?
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How do i get my boyfriend to propose to me?
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We have been together for close to a year and we love each other very much.
We have plans to move in together and we're discussing sharing finances.
I'm really excited, and I feel like I could spend my life with him.
We still have to save a lot of money before we might afford a wedding, but will he propose soon anyway ?
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He has to want to, you can't force him to.
Some people are gonna tell you a year is too soon to get married - honestly it isn't if you two work together and are loyal to each other.
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>>17080787
this is the age of progression. propose to him. seriously do it.
if you're not okay with that, then just bring up marriage. if you love eachother as much as you say then it shouldn't be an issue.
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>>17080787
Don't trick him into the marriage meme.
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Sexual frustrations thread.
I've had 4 partners, and only one has been able to get me off. The current person I'm with now is starting to feel guilty about never getting me off and I can tell it's hindering our relationship. I've mostly given up on finding a solution to orgasm, but my significant other just can't live it down. What do?
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If you're a guy stop watching porn. If you're a girl learn how to orgasm and put down the wand.
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>>17080638
Do you have any tips for masturbation for females? I've been masturbating for 10 years now and not once got myself off with just my fingers, despite trying. I think it may be due to an old injury, but I'm not sure.
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>>17080646
A vaginal injury? How do you get yourself off?