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I am probably just being a hopeless idiot, but I am trying to do something to try and get something going in with her. But I fear that I blew it already 2 weeks ago. And now there's only 7 more times I'll see her before school ends for the semester. And I probably won't see her again past that.


I have her new, but she did the run around with being busy when I asked her to grab coffee. So, now her I am trying to speak to her a bit to try recovering something.

We need to break up but all of my friends are really her friends. I need to figure out who I am but I don't want to be shunned to the outside...

I fucking hate myself. I'm a 27 year old, depressed, awkward, anxious and unattractive man, and will be alone forever.
I'm worthless and should just give up on this piece of shit life.

Just bee urself

>>17073668
I'm a drunk moody reckless whore and being pumped full of testosterone is probably not going to help that

>>17073659

Why in the goddamn world would you ever want to be a man?

You know being a man is life on hard mode right?

Being a man is a near constant state of suffering with very little pleasure until you either harden into metal or get burned into ash. There is no in-between.

>>17069929

Don't do it, you'll like it, it'll take over your life and rob you of everything. Of course you're an idiot who thinks you're above addiction so you're going to do it anyway but remember me when things start to fall apart.

>>17069933
One time isn't going to fuck my life up.
I can't even afford to make it a habit, so even if I love it, I'll just detox for a bit and go back to normal.

>>17069938
Tell that yourself m8

Heroin is toxic, you and your gf are lost as soon as you take it

Wear tight clothes, wear skinny jeans and make your penis visible.

>>17064666
i doubt people will notice

>>17064717
Maybe it depends on where you live but many girls (esoecially the whore ones) always look at men's crotches, even at mine but they turn away quickly because I have a small dick, they stare at big cocks.

>they seem interested
>they're even the ones who initiate the most sometimes
>then suddenly nothing, and when you go to them they're clod and give one word answers

Have you ever been the one who's suddenly cold? Why?

I just don't get why these things happen. It seems to happen to a lot of people, leaving them puzzled. It may be happening to me right now and I'm wondering what happens in those who do that.

>talking to this girl I met at a concert
>she lives in another town
>keep wondering how much I should talk to her

>if I talk to her every time I want to, and propose to see each other too often, she might think I'm clingy
>if I don't talk to her often she might forget me and lose interest

She used start conversations and it flowed really well, and then suddenly it's cold.

I don't know what to do. I've been in a situation like this before and from what i remember we just did whatever we felt like and it worked out. We grew very attached.
But this whole "dating" thing is filled with advices like "seem detached, don't be too present, have a life and let them crave your attention".

It's annoying and I hate mind games. And i'd hate to mess it up because I didn't understand "the game".

There's this girl I've wanted to go out with (we've known each other in highschool and I took her to prom) for a while, and we went one one day a while back, and I don't think it went well, but she agreed to go again sometime. Even tho we agreed on a time, she never got back to me. Whatever right?

After trying to instigate conversation (nothing weird just boring shit like "hey" or something relevant) I matched her on tinder. Because she never got back to me I figured "fuck it" and messaged her on tinder "nice butt" and she never said anything to me after that.

Three months later she responded "thanks anon" and I said "12/10, hearty chuckle" and then she said "if I can make anon laugh, it makes my day"

later she even initiated conversation with me by sending me a text, and we've talked a bit here and there. I'm not really sure what to make of this. People have told me she's awkward, and I don't know if she was flirting with me or just be weird.

I'm a newfag, so if this is not where I post this, sorry. Just getting used to it. I normally lurk.

Stop pretending to be a doctor online and giving out medical advice you read on wikipedia. It's dangerous and will cause more problems because you cannot accurately diagnose online.

I did a myriad of drugs over a long period of time and still feel a bit cloudy mentally, even after months of not using. I know I haven't given you much information to work off of, but generally speaking, how much can you brain improve after ingesting neurotoxic chemicals?

do you guys really party and fuck around with the nurses, pls tell me the truth

>>17066019
(I am a single person and cannot speak for an entire group, whatever group it may be) I wish people didn't take virginity so seriously. Yes, there are people who have amazing first times. 90% of the time, it's mediocre at best. Your first time will be awkward. When you lose your virginity, it most likely won't be with the person you stay with. It sounds like such bullshit, but I really wish people wouldn't see sex as such an amazing, perfect act.

Spoiled and bored and childish

Learn a skill, get a hobby beyond sitting at the computer and maybe someone will find them interesting. Holy fuck. Self pity and sour grapes are not anything to offer another person when you are asking them to offer you somega part of them physically or romantically. Too many people trying to take without knowing what giving is, I hope none of them have credit cards.

they delight in it. women are terrorists.

Dear CUNT
I know you've almost finished your bachelor,
but please, don't move back to my city.
I really don't want to run into you again.

Eat shit and die.

Sincerely,
Anon

Hey dee

Pretty please don't leave me wondering here

If you wanna hang out, nice, I wanted to. I want to get to know you more. If you didn't want to and you just used an excuse to dodge it, please tell me so. You said you would call back but seriously just tell me, it's ok. I don't bite and we don't know each other much anyways.

I just don't wanna bother you, since it's my fault and all that thing happened a year ago. I'm a dumbass and I'll take your cold shoulder as punishment if you want.

K

I wish you would tell me where we went wrong. I still love you so much it hurts, even though you ended us 2 months ago. You offered to stay friends, but then treated me like dirt when you acknowledged me at all. How did it all fall apart so quickly? You say I didn't do anything wrong, but how can I believe that when you shifted your entire attitude toward me so quickly? I wish I could hate you for the way you treated me - being angry at you would dull the pain of knowing you don't love me anymore like you used to - but I can't do it. As pathetic as it is, I'll keep waiting for you forever, just as I told you I would.

Please talk to me, yellow bird.
G

Go to church, if they have people your age they are probably nice. At least if it's a Catholic church, I don't really know other kinds.
Or join a charity group in your area.
>durr but im atheist omg stop shoving ur religion
then disregard my advice and try something else

>>17066804
I occasionally go to church with my parents but it's mostly older people and children, no one my age.

>>17066798
I've never seen anyone 23+ on this site escape NEET-dom or become more social. The best that usually happens is that they get a job and upgrade to shut-in.

Your thread is one of many and /adv/ is shit at giving practical advice.

>>17065781
4chan all viewpoints and all subtypes, it gives no exception to adv, and certainly not gender issues. If discussion is not your thing you may find tumblr a more welcoming community.

*allows

/adv/ finally experienced the dread that is the friend zone and learned to never let some vagina push you around like that.

She'll cheat again. You didn't see other women. Her character is flawed. She has different values on these things. Not compatible. Sad!

>>17066613
I should also clarify that when she went on her date we weren't together. She said it was shitty and nothing happened but I don't know if that's the truth. She's genuinely good person who did a bad thing and it's the only reason I'm still with her. I dont believe she's have any reason to still lie about it.

>>17066613
more of your gf bruh

>>17066269
You sound like a great and loving mother. You should keep it.

get an abortion now. i'm all for finding a solution that works for both (or better, all three), but holy crap girl... if YOU think your ex is shitty, i dont want to be that baby. do him a BIG favor and end his suffering now.

>>17066269

Live with your responsibilities or die alone. Make your choice. Now fuck off you waste of human filth.

>>17062341
>>17063186
Alright. She responded to the last message I sent.
She said this:

>Hahahahaha..thanks [NAME OMITTED] :D :)
>I dont have a bandname yet cos were just playing in school. The singing contest? Im joining in some singing contest in tv show but i always fail in auditions x( ;_; .i never lose hope though' :D :D
>Sometime il gonna sing for you :) :D :D <3 :D

And yes, there really were 11 emoticons
I created the closest 4chan equivalent to the ones she used.

I want the response to be my own, so I'll come up with that on my own and then have you guys proofread it. But here's what I need to know -
Did I do well?

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Girls, do you find men who are 30-40 years older than you attractive? Not even for dating or sex, but just if a handsome man was 40 years your senior, would you like him? Pic related for example is 54

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And are these guys attractive?

>>17062113
ok sure, we're talking now so lets talk

how do you expect to have a relationship without physical intimacy, and where do you ever see this relationship going?

What? It makes sense that you can develop a little crush on a girl far away from you.

Also keep in mind that she is probably taking ten miles of cock an hour for every mile she is away from you. That makes even more sense.

You know what, OP? Screw being sensible.

Go to the other side of the world to be with this girl and have amazing adventures. Why the heck not?

Anyone can die at any time for no good reason.

>baby I knew was born at 23 weeks, severely premature
>lived on life support at hospital for 8 months
>barely got to see family, children's hospital was far from their home, family had to beg for money for gas
>finally died from lung and kidney issues

It's been months, I barely know this family, but for some reason I'm still super fucked up about it. And it's not like it's the first baby I've known that died. One of my friends had a trisomy baby that was born without eyes, and died within an hour. Two other friends, one recent, had stillbirths.

For some reason, though, this particular baby death has really shaken me up. I think it's because it took so long. I kept bracing myself for it, telling myself the baby was going to die, but once he got past 6 months, I had this glimmer of hope. Then he just fucking died one day. All that work to keep him alive was for nothing, he spent his entire life in a hospital bed, almost always away from his family. It was a horrible life for a baby, and it was for nothing.

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I lust after my Aunt desu