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I'm getting married next month and the bachelorette party looks like it won't end up happening.
My sister/MOH is very busy and doesn't have time to plan for/attend a bachelorette party, so I let another bridesmaid plan it, but she's being really passive about it and no one is showing interest.

My 21st birthday went kinda similarly in that everyone forgot and I was left "celebrating" with my immediate family, feeling very let down. I also suffer from depression and I was dreading my 21st for months because I knew that was going to happen, to the point that I literally because suicidal and didn't want to live to see my birthday.
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>>17079199
Congrats OP. I can't make it to the party but I wish you the best.
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I'm at a loss for how to respond to my friends and to my own expectations.

I feel like a failure that I don't have friends who care enough, but simultaneously claim they do care.
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>>17079199

>im getting married
>i have depression

lol this is hilarious.

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One of my professors brought pizza to class and said that if we want any we'd have to pray with him. Is this allowed? State school btw
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bait

of course it's not acceptable.
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>>17079060
In not baiting, I was just seriously confused seeing as their were 3 other professors in the room and they didn't saY anything. Who should I report this to?
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>>17079053
Just grow the fuck up and take off your fedora.

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>What's the best way to give a little kid memory loss?
I was driving my 1st grader sister home from school yesterday. She asked to go to McDonald's . I told her no but she kept asking. As a joke I told her if she shows me her private parts I'll bring her. I just realized that was an awful joke. I feel realistically I can't make her forget.
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>>17078634
The fact that you went along and said that leads me to believe you're a pedofile deep down. Seek help. No "normal" person would have even thought to say anything like that, you should talk with someone about what you've done.
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bait
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>>17078643
I'm not .

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The girl I like is 4 days younger than me. She lives close by and we are in the same class at school. Our parents are good friends and we meet quite a lot on the weekends (By we I mean our families) for a barbecue or something. I like her but we haven't been talking a lot especially during school because I go with my friends and she goes with hers. When we do talk though she seems to enjoy it and doesn't get bored easily. (Unless I bring up Trump the stupid c*nt) This is my first time I have talked with a girl for that long and be with a girl that long because out parents are good friends. I just need some advice from you guys to know if she likes me or not. I'll try answer every question you ask. Thanks in advance guys.


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>>17078118

>How can I know if a girl I like likes me?

If you ask her out and she says yes.
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>prepubescent, the post.
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>>17078119
Be careful, she might still just see you as a friend.

Even if you're having a sex with her, she might just be using you for validation.

Even if you're married to her, she might just be relying on your income to support her lifestyle.

The point is, you can never really be sure if a girl likes you. Which is why you shouldn't focus on that. As long as she doesn't give you any clearly negative signs, it's worthwhile to pursue a relationship with her.

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Me and my dude best friend (am girl) were messing around wrestling today and things led to another because I'm clueless about the fact he was still attracted to me but I have a boyfriend. He did some really forceful things like pin me hard close to him to get the chance to rub my back and even tried coping a feel a few times. He left angry and I apologized for leading him on, I didn't mean to. Thoughts?
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>>17077161
>best dude friend
Lol.
That dude is into you.
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>>17077198

I thought that stopped after getting into a relationship.. Ugh I feel so weird.

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>Girl with pee fetish
>Was kissless virgin
>meets normal guy, loses virginity
>confesses fetish to first bf, he seems accepting but uses it to manipulate me
>dumped by another guy for being too kinky
>settled into relationship where bf ignores my interests

I feel like I don't deserve to find a sexual match, but at the same time I desire it. I also question whether my sexual match would be my romantic match
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>>17077050
You're fucked in the head and you're a slut. Or vice versa. However you prefer. I believe in the power to choose.
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>>17077050
You have to understand your fetish isnt shared among healthy minded people with normal interests
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>>17077050
>but uses it to manipulate me

How? Like, make me a sandwich or I won't piss on your face tonight?

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>Be weeb robot moozlime shitskin indian
>Be officer in club, appoint japanese qt as my assistant
>We start to text about club stuff, then find out we are both weebs
>Tells me she has a wall of manga/anime in her room
>We text about once a week
>Went on club competition together
>We sat in a back of the bus together with a blanket in our laps watching higurashi and eating chocolate she gave me
>Last week, I went on next level competition (she did not qualify, but 18 others did).
>Take lots of pics for her
>Call her today and tell her all about my competition and what I did in Galveston (location of the competition).
>Talked for nearly half an hour
>We have a lot in common, we both play vidya on steam, watch anime, and have pet chickens

So this is the part where you guys think I ask her out, right? Nope, because it's far too late

>Didn't start casually texting her until 2nd semester of senior year
>qt3.14 is a junior currently
>I am going to college A, which is about an hour away from our home town, she wants to go to college B about 4 hours away, where her older sister goes currently (why is Texas so damn big!)
>Want to ask her out so badly, but its too late in the year to build a relationship
>Never even had a relationship before
>She's the only female my age I've ever had an extended conversation to
>May never find a girl again who is remotely interested in me (she initiated some of the conversations, it wasn't all me)
>Graduate in less than 30 days, may never see her again after that
>Parents don't want me to date until after I get married because I am Muslim

And if I do ask her out, where will I offer to take her? I've never gone on a date or even talked with a woman really.
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>>17076694

Just do it. You will leave anyway so you have nothing to lose, only things to gain. Go for it buddy!
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ask to just hand out. Might as well do it, I know I missed my chances and I regret all of them.
You could always hide it from your parents. It must be tough living under religious oppression, but what can you do about it. That's society as we know it.
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>>17076748
>>17076761
But where would I take her to if I ask her out? I have 0 xp with women.

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Holy fuck how does anyone survive this anxiety? I feel my chest is about to cave in.... how the fuck do I get my brain onto something else?
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Just do something else, anything else to distract your brain. Watch TV, play a simple video game, eat something tasty, browse some dank memes or shitpost on your favorite board

The first day is the worst. The pain will lessen considerably after you get through the first night.

Don't drink, don't do drugs and definitely don't try to talk to her or text her.

Good luck anon
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Time, distractions, find another girl.
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Start learning a new language and flirt with foreign chicks.

how do girls feel about foot fetishes? if youre fucking a 10/10 qt and started sucking her foot mid fuck would she think you have autism or allow it?
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>>17075712
>would she think you have autism
that's just a 4chan meme m8
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That's exactly what feet fetish is. Great feet are an exclusive thing of hot girls.
There are literally zero women on earth with horrid body, ugly face and great feet.
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>>17075716
>Great feet are an exclusive thing of hot girls.

My bf is horny and wants to fuck all the time, way more often than I do. Would he calm down a bit if I ask him to marry me?
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>>17075139
No.
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>>17075139
lol tho
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>>17075139
Don't wash down there and don't wipe you ass anymore. It will likely slow him down.

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How do I get a job?

I'm 23, NEET, dropped out of college, and I never had a single job. I've pretty much applied everywhere and I either get rejected or not even a single response.
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Every NEET I've ever met who says something like 'I've applied everywhere' has applied almost nowhere, so I have to ask... have you REALLY applied everywhere? When you don't have a job, looking for a job should be your job. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
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when I emerged from NEETdom I had the same struggles as you but decided to get a security guard license because I noticed there were a lot of postings for security jobs on craigslist. Then when I did get the license instead of applying to those jobs I applied at a couple of security agencies (securitas and US security) which are contracted by businesses/buildings/etc to provide security for them, and they had a job for me within a few weeks.

Security kind of sucks but its not bad when you need a job and people leave you alone a lot of the time so if you're working nights you can go to school during the day and do readings/homework during your shift. That's what I did while I was taking my EMT training course.
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>>17075029
this anon's got it.

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Alright, I've been struggling with this for some time now.

My girlfriend and I have had a good sex life a few years back but in the last year her libido has gone done noticeably due to stress of her school. The sex is less frequent and lower in intensity as she doesn't crave it like I do. Now, my fetish is to eat out her ass. It just makes me go crazy. She enjoyed it when I did it to her before every now and then but now the closest I can get is to wash her butt in the shower and feel her that way, if I'm lucky. It seems that she's grown uncomfortable to it or something, even though we've always washed thoroughly before doing it.

I've explained to her before that I really miss the intimacy of it and other intimate sex things and how it makes me feel alone in the situation, and she's understanding and supportive of my feelings but there's not much improvement/change in the end.

It has come to the point where I'm starting to resent her for it slightly and that I try to avoid bringing it up or desiring it to avoid disappointment/rejection.

Also a thing to note is that the craving desire for it is a lot more active when I'm by myself and she's not here. I imagine it in my head and make myself crazy. But then when she comes over and I see her for the first time again all that goes away. Of course the desire slowly flows back in while she's over though.

How can I improve/resolve my situation? Any help is appreciated.
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You sure your "gf" isn't a dude?
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I liked your previous pic related better. Was it your GF? I'd eat that ass out every day of the year.
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>>17074290
Agreed. Neither pics are of her though.

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I dont look at or watch a lot of porn but when I do I cant help noticing that all the girls have smooth pussies and when guys post girls with anything but an "outie" they get made fun of. I dont have gigantic lips but they do stick out a little and its giving me a lot of anxiety about if guys are going to find my vagina pretty or not. I havent had sex at all yet, does anyone else have a roastie and do guys really care that much? Is it a big deal? Im kind of obsessing over it to the point it makes me feel sick
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It's not attractive, but it's not like a guy will just up and leave when he sees it. It's not a dealbreaker.
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if you are at the point of having sex with someone they presumably already like you enough not to care what your vagina looks like. also most times when you have sex it will be dark anyway. lots of men dont even really know what vaginas are precisely supposed to look like. dont worry
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A little?
Dont worry guys dont really care and it has nothing to do with being a slut for most girls
Different girls different looking pussies

If it hangs out for a inch and looks like shit ye id feel sick

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Is this girl out of my league?
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Why? Are you the guy in the picture.? You're more decent looking than her tbqh. No homo.
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>>17073709
No you are even
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>>17073709
If pic is related, then you're fine

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How do I get women to hold a conversation with me? I've got tinder along with a couple of women I've met in real life. I try to ask questions to get them talking and to show genuine interest im their life/personality. If/when they ask me questions I try to answer in a way that leaves the conversation open to for more questions or just continue in general. However, most often what I see is that I eventually end up carrying the whole conversation getting only one line responses until she stops responding all together. This hasn't just happened once it's been a consistant problem I have. I haven't had a conversation where a girl seemed genuinely interested in talking to me since I broke up with my long term ex. I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong.
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>>17073493
Are you incredibly boring? Do you do anything interesting besides, say, play video games or watch anime?
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>>17073506
There are people interested in that kind of convo as well.
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>>17073510
Not the majority, and very unlikely on Tinder.

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