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Of course it would be creepy

No that is going to far. Move on to someone else because finding someone on facebook and contacting them can get you blocked.

Just move on famalam.

He wants the young puss

>>17109248
If you end up getting cucked by a kid I'm going to laugh until my eyes come loose.

>>17109248
In a mature, loving relationship, two people can sit down and communicate about their issues. If it made you uncomfortable, call it out. Don't let tiny issues eat at you until they ruin your relationship dear.

Are you a 12 year old girl? Go write that into your diary...

>>17109245
No I am not lol

>>17109251
Well, even worse since you act like one. My adv would be to act your age then

Go to chandoo and learn everything you need to know about excel. Very important and will give you an edge when you start working.

Regarding tech jobs, the field is so vast that I can't give you an answer. You said you have analyst experience correct? Well then just apply to whatever entry level tech jobs you can and use your experience to get you a job. If were offered jobs before, you shouldn't have a hard time with that.

>>17109252
Thanks, I'll look into Chandoo!
Yeah, I understand the importance of Excel. I once worked with a guy who was an Excel-wizard basically and was able to make cool shortcuts with it and everyone went to him for help. It's definitely is a great trait to have in the field.

>>17109281

No problem. Honestly you are far ahead of the curve because you have analyst position and so they know you are able enough to work with computers and shift you into a position which isn't too radically different.

Regarding your interest in app development, I honestly think front end would be more your alley. I just think having the skills to design web pages a company sees fit will allow you more lateral movement. Check out this article on how to get started if you are interested (this is for javascript).

[spoiler]https://medium.com/@_cmdv_/i-want-to-learn-javascript-in-2015-e96cd85ad225#.3e25vc3ta[/spoiler]

>>17109153

have youe ver been drunk before? if not say sorry you had never been drunk before (or at least that drunk) and it just sorta happened. try to play it off as funny if you feel that vibe. if not just be really sorry and say you plan to avoid booze.

if it is your first time play off teh wolverine bit

>>17109177
I was straight screaming in the middle of a public park about being from a future where all the mutants are dead

Also I had a sweater on and I lost it at some point on my way to the park

>>17109198
I just feel ashamed of myself, to be honest
It was all going really well until I got out of the car.
Could've just got a taxi and gone home, but I freaked the fuck out instead, like a flailing retard

give it 3 more days or so

bump for more opinions

>>17109091
it's an email you dipshit.
I belive it's ok to wait almost a week to hear back from that.
you're overreacting and you know it, you want to hear it from us.
>so hereby.

if it does take too long, just call.

Post your age faggot and your height+weight.

>>17109098
20, 5 foot 10, 175 pounds.

I'm a little on the chubby side, it isn't repulsive or anything, but I'm gonna sign up for a gym membership my next pay day.

>>17109117

Lose 20 pounds then bulk up to 165 to be ripped. You need to look good but also fashionable so make sure you read up online summer styles whenever you can. Walk up with chest out, speak slowly and join any hobbies in your local community. You can make friends there and do something to get you out of the house. I suggest you cut out all soda in your life and stick to drinking water for now.

This will be a long journey.

>>17109040
He probably hasn't missed you for a reason, maybe has herpes and doesn't want to give it to you.

You are talking to flabby and sick virgin neckbeard who would kill their uncle to have a girl kiss them. Wrong place to ask this.

But honestly you have to be secluded and have a moment where you each stare at each other and go for it.

>>17109040
>2 months into relationship
>not kissing
is this high school again? I've slept with girls on a second date. All i can say to you is: kissing him now will unleash the urges you both have. Enjoy your wild ride of jumping from "innocent dating" to flat out banging whenever it's possible.

>>17109008
About a week later, at my friends for a little party. I go to pick her up from her place and take her to the party (she had been at work). She was also in a different town than the party so there was a good amount of time from her getting off work to us picking her up, ect. I pick her up and her fucking eyes are pins yet again and this is nighttime mind you. I put it aside, because by this time we're already at my friends and I don't need this kind of confrontation so I let it go and tell myself maybe I'm wrong about her eyes for some reason. The next day we wake up and her eyes have gone back to normal, deepening my convictions.

Anyway I'm kind of rambling on at this point. I've noticed her eyes constricted again. Last night she was over at my apartment and I confronted her about it, of course she denied being high. I told her I don't trust her and I don't have a reason to (because she's obviously lied about this the entire relationship).

We basically half broke up. She left last night and still has a lot of her stuff over here. I told her I can't keep doing this, but a part of me is still fucking hanging on and I don't know what the fuck to do.

I want her to do better, because I know she is a good person. But these drugs are winning and the lies fucking hurt. So if anyone has some wisdom for me it would be much appreciated.

Bang her and then dump her.

If you already banged her then dump her and stop wasting your time with a damn junkie.

Why would she want and be able to just stop doing drugs because you would lile her to do so? Firstly, not many people can actually pull off getting and STAYING clean. Secondly, she would need professional help to do so and most importantly really want to quit HERSELF. drug addicts are obviously prone to lie, you can't complain about that one. You knew what you are getting yourself into. Basically, you expect her to act like a mature and functioning human, when obviously she isn't. Why do you do this to her and yourself?

>>17108989
Keylogger

Nope. You won't be able to do it and so you have to accept your fate.

The risk isn't worth the reward considering you could be expelled for this.

What kids at my school so is get a friend to take the teacher outside somehow and then get on their portal which should already be logged in

Another factor that adds to the confusion is that she hasn't deleted a giant YouTube playlist we made of songs that always make us think of "us". Though it's been nearly a quarter of a year since we split. I figured if she was going to delete it, she would have by now. She still listens to it every now and then. We reminiscence on the extremely good times we had together.
I really do want to get back together with her for a lot of reasons. She stresses I need to wait for her to come to me when she's ready but I'm beginning to grow weary since there's no set schedule of trying again...which lends itself to her saying I'm stubborn and self-absorbed since I don't seem to be able to be patient for her to attempt to forgive me.
It wouldn't be hard to just hook up with someone else since I'm technically single. Though I feel if I do that I'd just feel bad about myself and as luck would have it the day after I would do that she'd decide we can try again.
Should I move on? Can someone talk some sense in to me?
Addendum: To add to the hilarity of confusion she's been reiterating that she's a hopeless romantic and stories/poem/movies/ideas for the above she's told me to read/watch/etc have all included themes of a couple reuniting after time apart and grandiose romantic gestures

>>17108982

Ya move on. She is using you. She enjoys the attention and time you spend with her but she doesn't want you as her boyfriend. Mentally you are out of her romantic life and so at best you are friendzoned.

Have some self respect and end the text messages anon. It gives you nothing but regret and weariness.

>>17108991
That's awfully cynical. I doubt they're the high school age where that sort of stuff applies

>>17108938

gym teacher

>>17108938

>i dont see myself being very good at advertising and selling my trainin to others

if you're too lazy to do this you're too lazy to attempt any career really

I workout twice a day and have a part time job. I'm not lazy. I've just always been very introverted and am not much of a people person.

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>>17108928
Step 1: open cmd.
Step 2: delete system 32
Step 3: obtain a good linux distro
Step 4: get linux
Step 5: marvel at how linux has no viruses/bugs
Step 6: marvel at how linux isnt a botnet or used to spy on you by NSA

>>17108958
Bud I'm just a student who got this shit for free, I'd love to use Linux but I don't have the time, tried putting lubuntu on a shitty hp netbook for fun, was pretty cool. But really do you know of any good older versions of azureus?

>>17108928
This error is basically saying something went wrong in memory which shouldn't be even used.

That means something low level went bad:
drivers
OS itself
hardware

So you have few possible solutions:
Reinstall OS aka Windows. This can solve your problem if your drivers are bad.
If it is OS problem, then MS can fix it next Wednesday or most likely never.

If reinstall doesn't help, your hardware is slowly dieing.
My bet (since you told us it is happening when torrent) are drivers for ethernet or wifi card are the cause.

>new mobo (motherboard?)
-> mobo usually have network card integrated, check drivers for that.

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Start working out.
Got me over depressions.
I was an anorexic guy at age 16-17.
Weight was 52 kilos.
Started lifting at age 18.
Now i'm 21 and weight 65 kilo.
I believe this is the first step in the right direction. But in order to do this you MUST be disciplined. Place a motivational poster on your wall, listen to some workout music etc, anything to get you in the workout mood.
Have a piece of paper on your table that you notice when you walk into your bedroom.
Write: Remember why you started lifting, remember the pain of failure you felt all this time. WAKE UP AND START LIFTING.

>>17108881
>life is double messed up
That means you have two problems? Tell us your problems, we wanna hear other people's misery.

>my life is messed up

>but first and foremost, i wnat to date a pretty girl

fix your priorities. by putting an imaginary person at the top of your list you have revealed that you think it is the most important thing in life. its not wise to put so much emphasis on the most temporary and fragile of all human relationships.

friends are a second.

instead of saying 'i want to have people that meet this quality' you need to start thinking 'i want to be the kind of person worthy of such things. i want to be an attractive and nice man. i want to be a deep and meaningful friend'.

those are goals you can achieve, regardless of how other people react (Which you cannot directly control). you have to start your change from within, then work your way out. if you can make your life enjoyable on its own, then others will want to be a part of it, and you will be able to find the ones who are like you, and further develop those relationships.

I am not saying to give up on human interaction by any means. the more human interaction the better. but you need to focus on being happy regardless of who is in your life, with the exception of cutting out those who are toxic of course.

>be fit

work out mate

>be motivated

motivation is an internal spark you have. if you arent motivated to do something, then you arent motivated enough to do something that will make you motivated to do the initial thing. tips and tricks help, but at the endo f the day you have to be the one who does it.

someone might say they want to quit facebook, so ill tell them to put on child blocks that remove facebook. they simply say
>ID FIND A WAY AROUND THAT

and then get mad that i dont have the magical solution to fix them. change starts with YOU.

>>17108830
Hospital immediately

just wait
or take more Viagra and enjoy the ride

What exactly about "if you have an erection for more than 8h, see a doctor" don't you understand, mr.???