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hemorrhoid

Have a feel down there. If you feel a little lumpy bulb near the anus, then it's a hemorrhoid. Otherwise it's possible you have an anal fistula.

>>17106089
I had the same thing and it too was related to sitting (t. NEET)

Something about the way you sit, more importantly the position of your legs, is causing a restriction of blood flow around your bunghole and in turn the pain.

Through experience. Join a club, pick up a hobby, socialize. Bounce around and you'll naturally gain new interests, expanding your mind and making you more confident

>>17106079
Relax, accept mistakes, keep making attempts despite error. School is important. So is life. You are fully capable do performing well in both.

>>17106079
This is a legit question; I'm not trying to be offensive or anything; but do you think it's possible you have some undiagnosed autism or something along those lines? I'm going through the same thing you are and I've always suspected there was something wrong with my parents never got me checked out for. I'm slow, socially awkward, and feel like I have no common sense like you do. It might be worth thinking about, OP. Now that I've seen this post I might go get myself checked out..

go to the strip club and get a lap dance

>>17105990
Can you afford to take the zero? If so, maybe you can just tell your professor that you want to take the zero so that your classmates don't have to suffer.

If you can't afford it, then just power through it as best as you can. Don't worry about making it perfect because you're gonna be losing a lot of credit for it being so late anyway.

Go to the library, put on some headphones with white noise, have all the materials you need to get it done on hand, and just get it done and out of the way and out of your mind. Yeah, you're not going to get a great grade, but at least it isn't going to be hanging over your head and poisoning your mind anymore.

>>17106047
Disregard the post link, didn't mean to do that.

Trust me, the last thing you want to do is ignore her if you still don't know her true feelings.

It will eat you up inside. Find out, if you're sure she has no feelings for you and you can't be friends, move on.

>>17106011
The reason I can say im pretty sure is because she has told me openly before that she likes this guy alot and one time I asked if she wanted to get food and go to a bookstore with me her and another friend but I worded it wrong so it sounded like it was just gonna be us two and she said that sounds like a date, I polietly decline then I told her it wasnt a date I worded it wrong and she said whoa whoa cant handle rejection well, then I told her it wasnt a date blah blah blah then she told me later she knew it wasnt a date and was joking about the fish in the sea part so I got confused. She's out of my league anyway I've never had a girlfriend while shes had 4 boyfriends so far so experience wise there is a huge gap I can't cross.

>>17106011
>>17106035
Also as dumb as it sounds I really want to stay friends with her but i dont think im mature enough to be friends with her and be in a stable state of mind if she were to get a boyfriend so I am at a huge loss of what I want to do here

if he really wants to pay for something tell him you'll pay for tickets if he pays for dinner. you can feel like you contributed and he can feel like he acted like the man or whatever

Just let him do it.

Theres two ways this could go. Either he wants to pay for you, in which case you should absolutely let him. Or, he is only offering to pay for you because he feels obligated to, in which case you should turn it down for a while, but accept anyway.

With the dancing, you should be a little bit territorial with him. idk about this dude specifically, but I'd be kinda turned on if a girl was jealous of other girls for wanting to dance with me. But be only a little bit territorial. Too much is creepy.

just give it to him straight.

"listen dude i don't want to be in a relationship with you. what don't you get about that."

stop giving hints and hit that jabroni with the truth.

>>17105969
look, women are trained since childhood to be fucking meek and to worry about what happens to others

if you don´t like it, you need to say it. don´t laugh it like an idiot saying *ooohohoho sorry, I can´t*
fucking say

I´ve been meaning to tell you something
I´m interested in someone else or I don´t want to go out with you or something like that

>Hey look, it's really obvious that you're trying to push our friendship into something else.
>While I appreciate the sentiment, I don't feel that way about you, and the things you're trying to do aren't changing my feelings for you either.
>Please don't invite me out to anymore of these dates, I'm not comfortable with them or with you lying to me about other people being there.

OP do you even want to remain friends with him? It kinda sounds like you don't.

dose this really happen?

>>17105963
mate idk i have the thickest curliest hair and i fap a lot, i think its genetics.

>>17106782
Can confim, I whip my trouser snake out twice a day, and still have the fluffiest black sheep mane this side of Bob Ross.

>>17105951
like, you mean tits? or someone putting a spoon of soup inside your mouth

Ask her.

>>17105957
Like going to a buffet and she gives me food in the mouth and see how stuffed and bloated I get and rubs my belly

>>17105948
hurt yours

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Join a gym and channel your misanthropy into raw muscle

or seek therapy, thats good too

Me, too. Right now I'd like to kick someone in the face until they cry, and then I want to make fun of them for a long time. Then I'd like to bring them a wet towel and ice to put on their wounds, and console them a bit, and then when they are feeling a little safer I'd like to smack them upside the head and knock them back to the ground, face-down. While they're face-down I'd like to pull their pants down and rape them with a (not very big) dry stick. I want to hear them scream. After that, I want to tell them if I ever see them again, anywhere, and I mean even if I see the back of their goddamned head, I'll have them prosecuted for rape.

Text her Reddit memes all day.
Also suck a man's penis in front of her.

Give her the reins. Act really sensitive, be emotionally needy, and force her to make all decisions.

>>17105943
you man up and say you need to talk man, there´s no other way. why the fuck would you need her to break with you when you can just open your mouth and say it. if she asks just say whatever you feel better with

You should take it up like a little bitch and so far you're doing really great

Just do a shitty job and steal something like employers that get routinely disrespected.

>>17105953
I was doing a shitty job that day because I had worked a 12 hour over time shift, but during the first day that I worked with this supervisor I actually pulled out all the stops to help him when I saw he was having a hard time dealing with the stack of things he was supposed to do.

What are your hobbies, what's your job

Also you're only 23, still have a few years to go before you should start thinking of this stuff

>>17105883
You're 23, she was 31, thats too big an age difference for marriage and a family. If you want to get married, find someone within two or three years of your age.

I'm 35, I've been married for 11 years. My wife and I will sometimes fab women in their 20s, but its just fun. There isn't enough of a connection or enough in common to sustain a real relationship.

>>17106299
What does fab mean?

>>17105869
if you cant study, you wont be successful. you need to re-teach yourself to learn. as long as you are constantly learning, doesnt have to be book learning even social interaction etc you will be sucessfull

I feel you dude. Is quitting video games an option for you? At least try to work out more and join one group activity that forces you to meet new people.

>>17105891
Can you expand on this? I enjoy learning new things, but find myself unable to focus when I need to study school work, even though I'm interested In my subjects

>>17105858
Diablo 2 for occasional play is the best, it can run even on a toaster.
she goes amazon with a bow = no skill required

Portal 2
Diablo 2 is pretty easy to set up and runs on everything
Borderlands

Dunno there are a lot of rts games with coop stuff
You can always try a moba but while i would recommend it because of your gf just dont trust me ive gone through the same thing twice

one thing my ex and i did when she was travelling for business was to find a tv show series on netflix and time our schedules so we could watch an episode together on skype. it's fun cuz it's almost like we're hanging out together and we have something to talk about that isn't "i miss you so much. how's work" etc. diablo 2 would be my go to, maybe torchlight 2?

as chris rock said: ever since you was 13 every be trying to fuck ya every time a guy being nice he just offering dick. how about some dick with that salad?

most guys when they talk with their bros dont really mention their dick. he treating you like this because A.) he likes you and is comfertable around you B.) cant talk to any other girl like he can with you
he would be more than blown away if you took him up on his offers but because he doesnt know how to talk properly to girls he is usuing his worst pick up lines on you.

>>17105846
He has the D.
You have what he evidently craves, the P.
Only one question remains, do you want his D?

>>17105871

So these are pick up lines? Not just normal trash talk?

>>17105875
>You have what he evidently craves, the P.

evidently because he mentions his D to me a lot? Does he crave any P or only mine?