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I have heard a couple days but hell no not a couple months

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>>17113665

>>17113665
Very sorry mate.

you already made a thread about this

stop making threads

Laser-remove that shit and avoid wearing clothes that will show a big part of your shoulder until it fades away enough.

Skin graft m8

>>17113524

shit sounds serious. get yourself to a neurologist for a brain scan

>>17113541
I'm so broke, I don't know how to become in debt and not get fucked. I got bills and no job. I've been applying for a week now. I hope to get a job soon but before then I need insurance. Am I wrong about this?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+use+obamacare

No. In fact if the damage is minimal then just go get it repaired on your own if you feel like it and pay out of pocket.

If you report it to your insurance you'll have to claim it on your insurance. They'll fix it for you but you'll still pay your deductible, but more importantly it'll be on your record with and your premiums will increase.

This is why a lot of people like to take care of minor accidents on their own. Even when two people are involved, because both parties usually understand how insurance works.

Sliding into water how? If there was no public or private (cars) property damage to anything else then no cops needed but you could report it to your insurance.

>>17113528
The only damage was to my car, it's totaled no collision insurance but it's a used car I bought.

>>17113534
Flooding Houston, cops reported it and I got rid of it through a wrecking company.

>>17113504
bump

Make a list of everything you need to do and just do it. Over time you can start raising the bar for the quality of your work, but getting in the habit of doing it is probably the most important part.

You can start with your interests that way it seems more like something you like to do and go with that. Then build and make your interests productive, make money on them, blog, podcast or what ever that way the motivation comes from the things you like to do.

Not being a clingy guy. "Hey how are you" or "good morning babe" type of stuff. Make them initiate conversations. Act like you're not interested. Make them jealous and let them know you're talking to other girls. Also, be assertive. Girls like guys who take control. Being a faggot who says 'i-is it ok if I kiss you now?' gets you no where. You just gotta feel it in the moment, grab her and kiss her. Be in charge. Dont hold her purse when you shop. Or don't text back right away. Make her wait.

It means they were spineless doormats who went out of their try to trick girls in to sleeping with them by being "nice" (AKA Nice Guys™) because they saw them as sexual objects.

and instead of learning to just grow up and treat people like people, they went to the exact polar opposite and instead of passive aggressively treating them like sexual objects, they just outright started to treat them like sexual objects.

It worked because at least they got noticed...

But it still didn't fix the fact that they went from being one kind of douche to another and still destroys any chance they have of having any kind of meaningful, healthy relationship.

>>17113520
>presents self-serving story full of frustration
>claims to be """grown up"""""

I'd let the fiancé know. Obviously you have no intentions to act on that in any way, but just give him the heads up and explain there's absolutely nothing there. The guy is a bit Asperger to say that while knowing you're engaged even though you're mostly just coeds

You did exactly what you were supposes to do. Its up to him to get over it.

>>17113459
He did what is right by telling you his feelings. It is selfish for you to think he should live his life wondering "what if". That said, you did the right thing by telling him you are not interested and are engaged.

Sometimes both parties can do the right thing and realize a relationship has just run its course. My guess is he has feelings for you and it is too hard for him to continue associating with you until he gets them under control - or maybe forever. Don't blame him, just go live your life.

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>>17113430

>This is gonna sound stupid

You're right, that did sound stupid.

>>17113441

Maybe to a pleb like yourself but there will be a Memeology major in 10 years, mark my words. You're just a consumer not a deep thinker

>>17113430

no one would finance such class, and even if they did, at most it would be part of a lecture (a 5-minute example) as part of a psychology course or the human sciences in general

you'd first have to get a PhD in Psychology / relevant field though, so you can teach

if you aren't trolling, i'd recommend creating and offering an online course

when the numbers and interest pile up, you can use that to show a university that there's interest in your subject and they can invite to give you guest-lectures

then someone might offer you a position somewhere but chances are slim of this ever happening, even more so in a decent university

you won't be getting serious students either way, but at least they'll like you

He prefers to be alone with a group of internet friends

>>17113425
Tell him you want him to come do something you know he likes. If he doesn't agree to come, just tell him you want to be his goddamn friend, and that he should hang out with you. If that don't work, it's his choice, but you should still try to keep in touch with the guy

>>17113425
Why are you posting this thread again?

Yeah, that's chill, but I'd say don't add the coffee bit in yet. Slowly ease it in

>>17113383
Damn, I don't like talking a lot online, but I guess you're right. I'll give it a few more messages before I ask her out.

Ayy that's cool

get it on your head like a headband you fucking doofus. christ

>>17113293
Depends how close you were
When I get a tat just think
'When Im a filthy decrepid 90 yr old and probs living in an OAP home will it still be worth it'
Some tats will-some wont-you need to make the choice

Just get a tear tattoo on the side of one of your eyes

Probably not

>>17113242
So how do I get me some sex?

I tried it and i didnt after like 6 weeks i gave up...i find it easier in real life...or get her facebook in the club then ur leaps ahead...

Tell them that

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>>17113205
I did tell her the first appointment. She's all caught up on what I know needs to be done and what can improve.

I almost feeling like I'm wasting her time with my bullshit. But I know I need to go.

>>17113198
Tell her exactly what you just said here. Print it out and read it if you have to. If she's worth her hourly she'll be able to work with that. Silence is difficult to work with, especially early on. Any content, any conversation you bring to the table helps.

>>17113178
go get a job can always continue your education at a later date

There's a lot more to this question than length of commute, but /adv/ doesn't know your life story.

If the solar panel place will support you, give you some experience, add something nice to your resume and fill your days with something productive, then may as well. If you're just gonna be sweeping floors, maybe consider Jr. College.

Take the job. You'll be running the joint by time you would have graduated from jr college, and by that time you'd be lucky to get the job you're being offered now.

>>17113122
What do you want us to tell you, bro? Find out more about the girl and see for yourself.

Or give up.

>>17113136
How do I even approach the subject with her?
>Hey, I heard you're a total degenerate!
Doesn't sound good man

>>17113122
Go pork the one you played smash with. (challenge her to a duel, loser has to fuck the winner)