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I last smoked Saturday. I need to be able to pass a drug test sometime soon. I need as much advice as possible to be able to get this shit out of my system as soon as possible.
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Was in a similar position as you before. There's no use. I tried everything (drinking shitton of water, taking vitamins etc) and I came back positive for THC no matter what I tried. I was up all night the night before drinking water and peeing, did everything right, and it didn't work.
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That can't be it, bump
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>>17106819 What happens if they find THC in your system? Do police get involved? I'm thinking about getting a summer job here soon.
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Regretting not being a history major 2016-05-04 04:11:00 Post No.17106783
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Regretting not being a history major
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I'm a junior CS major. I don't mind the major, I'm good at it, and I'm good at math. I've just been having a lot of thoughts about how much I would be enjoying my education way more if I did History, something I'm passionate about.
Anybody else feel this way?
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That's essentially a useless major you'd be hard pressed to find a job in
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>>17106797
I'm aware, I don't think I'll ever switch majors this far into my CS track, it's just been really eating away at me for some reason.
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>>17106783
Kekekekekekeke
Just keep up with that history degree and read history books in your spare time. Volunteer for any local, state or regional historical organizations if you'd like to be more active. Become an amateur historian on minor subjects you care about if you have the time
Follow your dreams, anon
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I'm going to ask a girl out tomorrow. I'm almost positive she will say no.
One time after class I started asking her out by saying "What are you doing this weekend?" When she said she was going out of town, I wrapped it up and left without asking her since she wouldn't be available. I assume she realized I was going to ask her to do something, because now after class she walks really quickly away from class, often looking at her phone.
However, I figure I might as well ask anyway and get rejected so I don't have to wonder in the future.
Is this an awful idea? Do you have anything to tell me before I do it?
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1) if you are planning to ask out a girl, get to know her first so she can get to know you. Go on FaceTime or something
2) become friends with her first
3) don't ask her in school
Recap: become friends with her so you get to know her and she gets to feel comfortable around you and you around her, and then ask her out when you are anywhere but school.
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>>17106787
We already know each other. We used to talk before class a lot, mostly about our mutual hobby of video games.
I don't see her anywhere but school, and what's wrong with asking someone out at school?
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You have to think, realistically, what is the worst thing that can happen?
She says no? Who gives a fuck, most guys are so scared to do it that you'll instantly feel more alpha just because you did what others didn't have the balls to do.
Be confident, make sure you look/smell good, and just ask her out. If she says no you bugger off until you find someone new, if she says yes you score a date. It's a no lose situation.
How much color friendly bleach should I drink to kill myself? I am 140 pounds roughly and six foot one. I have a little bit of real bleach to top off what I don't have. Please help, dudes.
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>>17106732
I don't understand the question. Are you trying to suicide on a budget and buy only just enough?
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>>17106748
No, I just have limited resources.
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>>17106732
Bump
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Is sex overrated?
Your answers will determine if, given the infinitesimal chance I get the opportunity, to allow myself to participate in it.
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>>17106703
Are you an idiot?
Go have sex and tell me it's overrated.
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That's something you have to answer for yourself.
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yeah kinda, if you are looking for sexual pleasure fapping is better
sex is good because you make a connection
So I have a problem
I'm switching between games and 4chan but Whenever the screen on my pc goes black I can see my face and when I see my face I can't control myself and jack off to myself in the Mirror and never get anything done.
>Inb4 trolling
I'm actually not, I don't know whats wrong with me or maybe people just don't talk about it or something.
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>>17106698
See a therapist about your extreme narcissism
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>>17106704
>See a therapist
I saw 2 when I was a kid, neither of them did jack shit and I barely talked to them so they ended up just ending it and saying i'm just a normal kid.
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>>17106709
>>sees therapist
>>doesn't talk to them
Idiot.
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Will girls think it's weird if I tell them I don't drink? Do I just say it casually like I don't really drink that much?
I used to be an alcoholic but don't really wanna have to explain that on dates
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Why is that weird? The fuck who cares its your choice
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>>17106675
No, not weird at all (from a femanon)
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I dunno, some people might think it's weird because they might assume you don't drink because you're socially awkward and don't ever party, or something like that. That might just be for college though, like people who are super into partying are going to be weirded out that you don't drink/party
You could just vaguely say it's for you health, like I know a few people who don't drink due to allergies or alcohol sensitivity.
It depends on your situation though
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It seems a lot of people on 4chan have the same problem. This could be said of a lot of problems. One is the one where you were a gifted (and probably praised) kid who didn't have to do anything until, say, late high school or college when you realized you didn't have any motivation to do anything and never learned how to do anything. Failing out of school, being neet or barely keeping a job, etc, ensues. Probably not knowing how to characterize the problem, or how it subjectively presents itself to you at least- just not doing anything or knowing how.
I've tried a lot. Medicine and "wanting to be better" but not feeling capable to do anything. So, depression, right? Everyone says it doesn't matter that I don't know if I feel "sad." I feel blank. I don't know what I feel at all. It's a void. This is what people say it's all about.
But since nothing seems to fix it, and now, having talked to a friend and having talked to other people online, I wonder if- whether this is technically "depression" or not- if depression is bullshit. Nothing seems to work to get myself out of this slump except the moments that- for whatever reason- I bring myself to do something. Then it works perfectly, no problem at all. It's easy to see the logic supporting people who say "depression is bullshit, you just need to stop being depressed." Because that's how it seems to stop, when it stops.
I guess I just wonder if it is bullshit. I know it's real as a phenomena, that's for sure. And it does suck, and it isn't (fully) deliberate. But maybe it's also ultimately something where you have to have confidence in yourself and try your hardest or else you'll be fucked forever? I feel I'm learning it's ANYTHING but an excuse for self pity.
Just rain check me on this /adv/
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millennials pity themselves too much desu
most of 4chan are self absorbed and blame their shortcomings on something else, or fixate on one aspect of their life (virginity)
90% of those on here who claim to be depressed will be, but there is a very real difference between being in a depression (every has these) and having a chemical imbalance that makes you mentally ill (a minority)
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>>17106677
Well, I figure, at least in the sense that what I'm describing has remained unchanged for 5 years, it probably would be (and has been) categorized more as a mentally ill thing. But I just don't know if it's more akin to a cold or a powerful and dangerous illusion.
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>>17106692
...but even here, as I say that, I don't know if I'm reverting to self pity and clinging to a diagnosis, that's as problematic (or the same as) the disorder per se. It's so complicated...
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I just mixed a bit of Fabuloso into a bleach/water mixture, it wasnt that potent anyway.
I noticed it said not to mix with bleach after I sprayed some room corners and stuff.
On a scale of 1 to Mustard Gas, how fucked?
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You just cleaned with it, right? You didn't fucking chug the mixture did you?
you should be fine if you didn't ingest it, next time don't mix that shit friendo
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I mean yeah, hindsight I shouldve read the kabels and whatnot, duh.
Its a smallish room, im worried about fumes or chemicals. Do you know any symptoms to worry for?
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>>17106643
you goofball, just let the rooms air out
open some doors, windows, drink some water, wash your face and eyes for good measure that's about it. I used to do this as a kid when I would clean bathrooms and use too much bleach
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Will speaking Spanish or Italian make me more "attractive"?
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I don't know about Italian, but Spanish definitely not. I'm fully fluent in both Spanish and English, and nobody gives a shit.
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>>17106619
>I'm fully fluent in both Spanish and English, and nobody gives a shit.
Maybe you just have a shitty accent? There is a difference between a Mexican speaking Spanish and a Spaniard speaking Spanish.
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Maybe. I have what is probably the "standard" American English and Mexican Spanish accents, neither of which are considered particularly sexy accents by anyone.
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Asked a girl at work out and went and saw a movie and it went well, she said she had alot of fun. Took her out to lunch today and talked for 2 hours before she had to go to work(she did most of the talking). She is really nice and I really like her, but I'm not quite sure that she's into me. I'm not a physical person as in touching and stuff(at the end of seeing each other we just hug and talk about the next time we'll see each other at work), but I tell her she's gorgeous and always try to initiate conversation. The thing is we don't text each other and I don't do social media which she's obsessed with. We'll make small talk at work and give each other a lot of passing smiles and that's about it. She's not much of a flirt and I'm terrible at it. I can't tell if I should go further. What do?
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I'm just really bad at this, she's religious which I don't mind and she doesn't drink or party and I'm just now maturing and dropping that stuff to focus more on my future, but it's all I've really known for the last 5 years so I try not to talk about it though I have pretty much off hand mentioned it so she won't be surprised if someone says something. She's more in the mindset of to each his own so I know she's not overtly religious, but my thing is that I really try to get to know her and ask her all these questions about herself, but she never ask me about anything and it makes me feel like she's not interested.
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You're overthinking things. Either she's interested in you as a friend or she wants something romantically. Ask her out on a date type thing: a walk on the beach, an art gallery opening or a visit to a museum. Brush your hand against hers and see what happens. If she tries to hold it then ditch your astronaut and whip out your newly appropriated thundercock. You've become a Chad.
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>>17106663
Is arcade a good idea, she likes vidya, I don't have a museum or art gallery in my area and beach is too far away with our schedules?
Can someone please translate all the comments into English for me thank you
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>>17106582
Google translate, motherfucker.
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>>17106588
Google translate dosnt translate it :(((
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Moscow is a very great city. I was there once and I liked very much all the (idk what they mean by nalmana).
idk wtf she's saying next
But you know sister Jean (?), I'll fry in the Russian language. (idk if it's an expression of sorts)
idk wtf again
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Dont like eating gf out 2016-05-04 03:01:19 Post No.17106576
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She feels gross if i dont, but whenever i do i dont like it. She doesnt taste all fishy or anything, idk pussy just tastes weird to me and i gag if i stick my tongue all over it, especially if its all sweaty. What should I say or do?
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>>17106576
Stop getting blow jobs forever, loser.
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How do i not gag then, i do wanna please her still
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There are little strips/mints you can dissolve on your tongue just before in different flavours, designed specifically for this sorta stuff. Look it up or go to a sex shop near you.
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Alright so I am in an odd situation. I'm 19 and just finished my first year of college, but I had testosterone levels lower than a 100 year old man. All I did was sit in my room all day doing nothing, and I have 0 friends because of that. Now I started taking testosterone injections to fix that shit and I am pretty normal now.
However, I have no idea where to go from here. All of my life I never gave a shit about other people or girls or anything, but now I do. Because of my previously fucked up hormones, I never bothered to "make friends" or some bullshit.
What kind of shit should I do next semester to "meet new people" and that garbage? I have no idea what to do since it has been a year of college and I have 0 friends which will make me look weird as fuck, even though I am normally functioning now.
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>>17106536
>Because of my previously fucked up hormones, I never bothered to "make friends" or some bullshit.
Btw this also means I have no idea how
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Play Team Fortress 2
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>>17106536
I would go to the gym and start working out, but that's just me.
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How do i work better with a group? 2016-05-04 02:42:14 Post No.17106511
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How do i work better with a group?
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I'm a very independent person who ether wants to be the leader of a group or to work by myself. I'm starting to do improv classes and this way of doing things does not work at all and you have to be a team player.
How do i work with a group and be apart of the team instead of trying to be the leader?
I feel like i only do this because i'm insecure.
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>>17106511
Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else.
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You could just be really task oriented. Make lists of all group tasks to be completed, have *group* discuss who should do what-make things super clear and agreed upon. If group member doesnt follow through, bring up issue to other members of group (remind them what you all agreed to) and confront the shitty member together. If there's only three group members it's a bit more complicated as the third wheel effect tends to single out someone.
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I'm the same. I guess it is because i'm a perfectionist. Hate to admit it, but i like things to go my way.
I have had to learn to take my own opinion back sometimes and listen to what others have to say too. The quiet ideas can turn out pretty awesome! For example: i'm currently moving in with my bf and i need to REALLY take myself back with wanting exactly "THAT BED/RUG/SOFA/WHATEVER". or have it arranged EXATLY SO AND SO. Turns out he has some pretty neat ideas i haven't even thought about... listening to different ideas and compromising seems to be more productive and "teamworky".