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>>17151226
It's because they're pretty and you're not.

>>17151239
Lol, good try, anon, i don't have a troubled self-esteem about looks nor bad looks.

The ones who behave like trash are kinda average.
9/10 10/10 girls have style and try to maintain public image.

God, do girls hunt young and unexperienced guys and brainwash them that they are a match made in heaven?

Then they marry and a guy drinks himself to death and the girl takes all his property?

this may seem a bit on the romantic side, but why not try to hitchhike cross country for inspiration? Panhandle or get money from the senpai and campout most nights. you seem to not want to do anything else and it's summer so it will be nice weather.

>>17151281
Actually I'm on the other side, winter is coming

>get money from the senpai

what do you mean by this?

where do you live? how much money atm (if any)?

>>17151139
tell the police.. that would be real revenge.

>>17151139
bait?

>>17151139
>this guy he raped me without protection
>he kinda rejected me
What? Did you ask him to be your boyfriend afterwards?

>any ideas to add? other scenarios?
How about call the police?

>>17151126

I don't frequent 4chan very often, and when I do it is mainly in here.

A sales job is actually a good way to build character and train your communication skills. I worked for a call center when I was a teenager, and although the job sucked by then, I wouldn't trade it for anything to this day.

- Macho is subjective. People that believes that getting a girlfriend and hitting the gym, will solve their problems are usually wrong. Which is why they come crawling back to this board some time after.

Do what you enjoy doing OP.

>>17151134
Fair enough.

I think the problem is I'm horrendously fucking insecure - I've had my confidence blown apart by 4chan, by all the talk of being a "c.u.c.k.", how feminist and liberals are destroying the world and traditional masculine values, etc.

I used to be happy with myself and the idea of being a web developer (before I actually became one, that is). 4chan and my insecurities then made me hesitant about taking that developer job, and then I eventually quit, I guess out of my own bottled up autistic rage at not being a real man or some shit.

I keep thinking of joining the military. I reckon it would be great fucking fun. But I've never done anything like that and, even though I'm sure I can be in shape for it (I've practiced the run before, and I practice the press ups and sit ups all the time), I don't know if I'm too weak a person (physically and mentally) to do it.

What the fuck do I do man. All throughout of school I managed to keep my identity, keep my sanity. Kids picked on me but I always believed I was still adequate as a male, I mean I knew I was a nerd but I thought it was okay, I justified it to myself y'know. But now I feel completely fucking blown apart. And I have no fucking idea what to do.

>>17151175
Alpha males in the military get cucked all the time. Being alpha doesn't protect you from infidelity

>>17150872
1. Go to skulpt.org. You will see an online Python interpreter.

2. Paste the following code and run, replacing the numbers in list with your actual list of numbers.

list = [123, 456, 5789]
a = 0
for i in list:
a += i/(float((i/100)%10)+1)
print(a)

>>17150956
er, the line a += i/(float((i/100)%10)+1) needs a tab before it. then it should work.

>>17150956
>>17150961
So there is no way to do this in Excel? If possible I'd like to write the formula into a cell, that way I can copy it down the entire list.

if you do go all the way to sex, you will without fail end up with the following:

1) it will be awkward.
2) Neither of you will last long
3) Foreplay is a thing that exists. Do it! Some women (and men) find even more pleasure in foreplay than the actual act itself. Don't neglect the talented twins for the moist cavern.

For 1) try to just laugh off any awkwardness. (I assume) Neither of you are porn stars, so you won't know how everything works right. Just keep a handle on any frustration and go for what feels good.

as for 2), you can't avoid it. Sexual endurance is like a muscle. You need to use it to build it up. It doesn't matter how many times you've masturbated or how long you can last while masturbating. It will be short and unsatisfying for at least one party. The key is to not let it end there. Make sure that both partners are satisfied before it's over and you're golden.

>>17150840
Appreciate the answer anon. Incredibly thorough and formal.
That's probably been my main concern, letting someone down/leaving her unsatisfied.
I'll try not too overthink much and just roll with it, and it's good to know I can fall back on foreplay/hand work.
Cheers.

>>17150885
as awkward as it sounds, my best success was when I said "hey I'm gonna try what I think you'll like, and you tell me what works for you and what doesn't."

If your partner says they really like something, keep doing it, but remember that it's like any other flavor of pleasure. It's good for a while, but variety is key.

Here's some good things to try. Don't pull out a list or anything, but if you panic and you need a place to start here's some tips:

>lick and nibble on the ear lobe. I said nibble, not bite! Any time teeth are involved you want to be light and gentle. It's too easy to apply too much pressure when you can't feel the sensations.


>kiss the hollow where her neck meets her shoulder. Don't suck unless you want to leave a hickey.
>Knead the breasts like you are kneading dough. Just enough pressure so that the breast changes shape, but not enough to be a painful squeeze (she'll tell you if you are doing it too hard, but less often will a woman be vocal about if you are being too soft)
>Kiss and lick your way in a spiral around one breast up to the top, where you give the nipple a good lick and suck (maybe even a light nibble). When that one's good and lathered, keep kissing/licking down the valley and to the other breast. Rinse and repeat. I like to go from left to right, but it doesn't really matter.

>kiss and lick the inside of the belly button. Believe it or not, this area is very sensitive.

>>17150749

are you ready to be a parent? insist on adopting the baby.

are you not? then ask if you can help with the adoption process and maybe be one of those parents who reach out to their kids once a year just to meet up and see how they are doing, assuming whoever adopts is cool with it.

>>17150749
Get out while you can

>>17150795

Like i said, I wouldn't mind having ONE kid.
The problem is, she already has 3.
I think i would be a great father to one of my own children but I couldn't muster the same enthusiasm for someone elses kids.

I wouldn't even mind being a single parent as I could move back to my homestate and my mom would be more than happy to look after it once in awhile when I have to work.

I just can't adopt her whole family.

So I need to find a way to tell her that I can spend the year with her and will take the baby, but can't necessarily be involved to the point where i'm raising her other kids while they grow up and go through school and everything.

>>17150735
It's perfectly fine to be mad, but just swallow your anger. Making a scene about it won't do any good. Just don't interact with the dumb bitch at all.

>>17150738
I don't, it's the fact that she's telling others I know. Is it not enough that she rejected how I felt?

>>17150735
It's not that big of a deal. In that situation, it'd be just as easy to answer with some shit like "yeah, why?" People will forget about it pretty soon.

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>>17150695
If you're asexual, what does it matter what sex the other person is?

>>17150695
The chances that you are ACTUALLY asexual is about one in a million. Go see a doctor.

Yes.

>>17150516
Don-t stay in a relationship with poor sexual chemistry. You will grow to resent them, then be upset that you wasted so much of your time.

No, you aren't an asshole. You just aren't a perfect Disney prince with everything to offer a woman and asks for nothing. Basically, a human male. Find a new girlfriend.

>>17150519
>you're an asshole because you're sexually incompatible

Kindly fuck off.

>>17150467
Fuck, I cannot give up junk food it sustains my very soul.

>>17150715

"I cannot give up"

You don't have to give it up necessarily, but limit the amount of shit food you eat.

>>17150467
Why will putting that name in the name field get you auto banned? Can someone please explain it to me?

>>17150310
sounds like it's you that wont compromise with them. They could have had animal control trap the cats and euthanize them. They could have simply killed the cats themselves as well. Keep your little overgrown furry rats that shit all over the place and kill other animals off of others property.

>>17150388
Cats bury their shit though. It's not like he lets dumbfuck dogs on the loose.

Wont compromise? First of all your a idiot you cant catch and euthanize cats that have papers and owners. They are our cats.. that would get them in a shit ton of trouble. What we are doing is called TNR (trap neture release) it keeps from more cats coming into the area and keeps current ones from breeding. We are helping to make less stray cats come around. I cant controll what they do after we trap them.Shit in there yard you say? I guess we should kill every other animal inluding there dogs that shit in there yard tooo? I tried to talk to them and inform them what we are doing or if we could find a resolve and they wont.. if they cant help me i cant help them .. its that simple

You dont have to like cats but you have to be god damn civil espically if its someones pet.. you dont understand that people care about there pets as if they were there kids

>>17150124
You probably already attract guys your own age, you just choose to ignore them.

>>17150131
In that case my mind completely blocks whatever memory I have concerning that, since I can't recall a single one.

>>17150197
Well, then the two most probably things are that you're
>ugly
>shy
The ugly option explains itself, you just won't have as many men approach you. If you're young and shy you'll attract more predators because that's the type they know they can groom, do you have a baby face? Or are you actually really young?

>>17150070
Herpes will go away, almost everyone has had it, I got it as a child probably from swimming in a pool with disgusting people, hasn't bothered me since

>>17150107
you're a bit dumb

>>17150107
Nothing you said in this post is accurate. None a single thing.

Maury

I don't think you can just walk away legally. Bumping for op.

>>17150046
Depends on the legal system where you live. If you're on the birth certificate without contesting it, a lot of places will consider that an acceptance of legal responsibility whether or not you're the biological father. Similarly, if you have accepted and acted in the role of the father.

It's pretty fucked up that if you've been acting as these kids father that you would just abandon them. Do you not care about them at all?

I'm kind of curious how you figured you might be the father of the 12 year old if you've only been with her for 10 years. Did she put you on the birth certificate a couple years after the birth? Are you just incredibly stupid or something?