Is it possible to have sex with a girl who's in unrequited love with you, with the least emotional mess possible?
>>17153196
So she loves you, you have no feelings for her, and you just want to get your dick wet with no consequences?
No, you cannot exit that situation without causing her emotional harm. If you don't give a fuck, go ahead. If you have a conscience, don't touch her.
>>17153196
men like you are the reason I think about dipping my knife in warm water and shearing dicks off before I fall asleep
Obviously. I'm sure they wouldn't mind being used at all. People LOVE being used as human condoms.
>1 year away from getting bachelor's degree
>college suddenly decides my family is too rich for financial aid and only pays 1/4 of it
>have to acquire $15000 by August to even pursue it
I'm not even sure how to articulate how pissed I am, but what financial alternatives are there for funding college? Are there bank loans that work like financial aid, in that I don't have to pay them until graduation?
I know scholarships are another route, but they are way too low-chance to be considered viable.
As for info about me, I'm 21, white, living alone, parents unable to support me, and barely make $15000 a year (retail job). Good credit, volunteer/management experience, and pursuing CS. Clueless about obtaining $15000 in 3 months.
It's called taking a year off, saving up, and then finishing next year.
>>17153178
Loans faggot. Apply to scholarships too. Save up. Take a semester or two off if you need too.
>Wah no more free shit.
Welcome to the real world spoiled bastard.
>>17153178
>Are there bank loans that work like financial aid, in that I don't have to pay them until graduation
Yes, that's exactly how student loans work. You do not accrue interest until you graduate, at which point you are expected to pay the loan back.
Take out the loan(s), and bust your ass hard your senior year to get a paid internship/career, so you can start paying those loans back immediately.
Sucks, but this is what most kids have to do.
I'm almost 22 and I have this fear that I will never have sex with a skinny girl. My current gf is a bit larger.
>>17153151
So fuck a skinny girl.
What's the problem?
>>17153151
cut her in half
then you can have sex with two skinny girls
>>17153163
I'm in a relationship and I don't want to cheat.
I just don't want to spend all my youth with this girl.
I have found my one true soulmate. We get along extremely well and I love her but there's one problem-my family won't approve because she's not fully white (she's half-white) and I must admit that, I too, would prefer someone my own race for the sake of children and genetics.
We are not fully committed to each other just yet so I can still change my mind but...I can't imagine myself living with anyone else. This is really stressing me out. What do? Does everyone have to settle on something when it comes to life partners?
bait harder
>>17153127
>one true soulmate
>do I have to settle?
You have no idea what as soulmate is, and you have no business being in a serious relationship with someone when you are so blatantly retarded.
>>17153127
Just dump her, she is not pure enough.
i am so fucked.
im 21 i still live with my mom. working full time to save up and move out. not doing to go with that ill admit. anyways
so the other day my mom asks me if i can go to the grocery store i tell her no and that i have to go to work in a hour. she EXPLODES. calls me lazy says i never do anything around the house (im at work almost 12 hrs a day mind you) how she does everything blah blah. so i say you have the next 2 days off why can't you do it? she shuts up, doesn't know what to say. we dont talk for the next day, tonight she comes home says to not eat any of her food i agree and say okay when i pick up groceries tomorrow i expect the same from you. she starts yelling and is upset again, i get pissed off and fly off the handle
>i fucking hate you
>i can't wait to bury you
she proceeds to threaten to cut off the cable
>youre fucking stupid i don't even watch tv
threatens to cut off all the wifi
>you're a fucking idiot how are you going to use your own computer?
says i need to leave by july
>ok cool i should have enough cash by then awesome
shes now pissed that i clearly don't give a fuck continues barging into my room to get the last word i tell her to get the fuck out she then proceeds to throw shoes at me and attempts to punch me in the face
i get up and hit her back and put her in the head lock for a few minutes she bites me i let her go
shes still talking shit and im trying to ignore it at this point i just want her to leave me alone.
no she says i have to leave tomorrow
tells me to go to a friends house
>tfw no friends
wtf am i going to do
assuming you're in the US she legally cannot kick you out in this manner as you're a tenant of hers and require atleast 30 days notice of eviction
btw did that bite break the skin, because if so you should really go to a hospital/urgent care to get it cleaned, a human bite is one of the dirtiest wounds you can possibly get
>>17153078
Go to the nearest homeless shelter and continue to work, while using the library or other public internet resources to find roommates on Craigslist.
>>17153078
>i get up and hit her back and put her in the head lock for a few minutes she bites me i let her go
Boohoo my mummy told me I'm lazy waaaah waaaah
Grow a pair and just shut the fuck up, learn to swallow your shitty twisted pride, go apologize and move out.
You will find people like that in your life and most likely you will not be related by blood. You either learn how to control yourself or just prepare your anus so when they send you to jail for assault & battery youll have a safe spot as the niggers bitch.
Grow up already.
26 year old male, still in love with my twin sister. We were mutually attracted to each other and were in a relationship until she ran away from home with her university professor six years ago after she was impregnated from him through the affair. I haven't seen her since, but can't forget about her. How do I move on?
Holy fuck. As an Asian male who has been in an incestuous relationship with my cousin, I'm really fucking sorry. I can't even begin to describe how truly sorry I feel for you, man. Try to distract yourself with books, music, or something that isn't too destructive. Maybe lift weights. Just do something to occupy yourself. Good luck man.
>>17152996
Thanks man. It's so fucked up that I can't tell anyone. None of my friends understand why I don't have a girl by my side despite having so many of them approach me. I'm Asian as well, and my parents ask me all the time when I'm getting married. The worst fucking part is looking at the mirror, all I see is her in my eyes.
Did you get over your cousin?
>>17153025
No one understands. I totally get you. And no, the feelings never really go away, sadly. I'm going to Vietnam this summer and will be at her house for two months, so I'm very excited.
What's your sister like? Did you two grow up together?
So here's the situation, I got an email telling me I'm getting kicked out of college for having shitty grades.
I can appeal the decision though, and I need to come up with a letter of rationale. "giving reasons for your poor academic performance and include a plan for future success" I've got the plan for future success down, but no reasons for the poor performance. The real reason is just lazyness, but I don't think it will fly.
Should I tell them I'm a depressed homosexual or something? I hear these liberal universities eat that shit up.
You'll need proof if you say you're depressed.
you could always be honest and say there have been too many distractions then in your plan talk about how you're going to get rid of your computer and smart phone
And hey here's a thought, how about you actually do it. Instead you're just going to get your appeal rubber stamped but get kicked out next semester anyway when your grades inevitably don't improve.
thoughts on maybe being a recovering alcoholic? Surely you can't prove that.
Is Alexis a good name for a guy?
>>17152748
No
Picking a woman's name lol
Choose Braum or Johann or something manly
>>17152748
sure? the worst part of it is that it can sound a bit feminine. its one step off from alexa, yet somehow sounds more feminine.
but thats really the worst of it that i can think of. and assuming you are past college, its fine, and sounds like you'd look good in a suit.
>>17152754
i just did a google search of alexis and a lot of pictures of women in underwear came up.
but i also know alexis denisof turned out to be quite manly by angel season 5 so...
>>17152748
Maybe in Russia
Why are you changing your name
A girl I had a one night stand with 3 years ago just texted me. Should I tell her she has the wrong number or should I just ignore her?
She just texted you?
maybe you have AIDS?
You couldn't include what the text said in your thread?
Do you want strangers on the internet to decide for you whether you like that person?
So I don't go to dances except this girl I really like wanted to go with me so I asked and she said yes. We're not officially going out, so how do I make that happen? I don't know much about social conventions, but I really like this girl and we've exchanged literally tens of thousands of messages. Advice and prom general thread.
>>17152743
make this night fun. at the end of the night, when she is clearly enjoying herself say
>I've had so much fun. I'd love to take you on another date next week
then gauge her reaction.
>>17152773
Thanks, I'm definitely going to use that.
>>17152773
>another date
>anon I thought we were just hanging out haha
>you didn't know I'm with Chad? That's weird I thought I told you!
>you're a lot of fun though, I think you would really like my friend big Bertha reloaded.
>You're too good for me anyways tee-hee!
>20 years old (male)
>Live in parents basement
>Got straight A's in high school
>Dropped out of College after first week because I was in rebellious stage
>I could get a job tomorrow or really any day for that matter, but don't because I have zero desire to work
>No girlfriend or desire to have one
>No desire to really do anything at all other than sit in front of computer all day
>Not suicidal (currently), but given the choice between a 9-5 job and the gutter, I would probably choose the gutter.
What should I do?
>>17152742
You sound profoundly depressed. Have you ever seen a shrink? Knowing what I know now, I'd talk to one. When I was your age, I would have gone back to school.
After your rebellious phase ended, how did the next... what, year and a half? Two years? proceed?
How does one go from rebellion (against whom? Parents?) to inertia and being a parasite?
>>17152742
>could get a job tomorrow
prove it.
>>17152777
Local McD short on staff, literally asked me to come work for them. Also temp agencies, lots of factory work available near me.
Take two extra years to get an engineering degree from an Ivy League school, or start my military career and not miss out on a career field that I'm interested in with age restrictions?
I have a cousin and a friend. Friend just finished uni and got out and makes 65K/yr entry level, loves engineering. My cousin has been Army for close to a decade, loves killing people. So which do you like more, engineering, or killing people? Pick that one.
>Take two extra years, or get blown up by goat fuckers
look at all of you jokers thinking anon will ever seen combat, if he enlists as air force or navy there's like a 1% chance, if he enlists as anything else the chance is still so tiny that he'll see combat but he deserves it because he chose inferior options.
Where can I meet new people arround the age of 18
I'm mostly looking for girls, on an only engineering college so there are not many women. I don't have any friends from high school or anything.
I take request and advice on how to approach certain people!
>>17152647
advice
>dont just hit on a woman
its no secret that women are the ones who are approached, and they make decisions on which men to keep in their lives. that being said, desperately drooling over each and every girl as if they are a potential love interest is silly.
give yourself more value by not letting a woman sway you on first impressions alone. before you ever begin to say anything remotely flirtatious, talk to the girl. see what she actually acts like when you interact with her. have a normal conversation. if there isnt anything special there beyond her looks, friendzone her. or simply stop talking to her. you do not need to hit on each and every girl that looks good enough to be your partner.
doing this gives you more value, and the psychological effects are great. in addition, women will take you more seriously. instead of being 1 of 500 men in new york who went straight for the kill, you took the time to get to know them. whether it goes anywhere or not, this approach also just gives you practice talking to girls in a casual context. its less pressure than trying to impress them.
>>17152665
>only ever use dating apps as a supplement to your real life dating.
dating apps are toxic. consider the following
>people use dating apps because they arent having much luck in real life
>they go to a dating app where they are introduced to an entire smorgasbord of men who want nothing more than to bang and/or date them
>after just one day they will have seen everyone in their area
>within one week they would have talked to everyone they are interested in
so anyone who has been using the app for more than a few weeks clearly has some sort of issue. likely, they are the female equivelent of what i discussed in my first post.
they want a 'bf' but because they have a very specific idea of what a bf is, they arent finding it anywhere. instead of seeing if they have real chemistry, they are simply walking down the aisle, trying to figure out what is the ONE thing at the groccery store they can buy, based solely on pictures and labels.
if a woman is on tinder for too long, they are losing their ability to feel chemistry.
you as a man can fall into a very similar pattern here, but with the added harshness of constant rejection.
it is an app made for people who want to date, yet no one seems to have success there for very long. that should tell you something.
to put this into context, i tend to turn on dating apps once every 3 months, and only have them for one or two weeks. then i say 'hey im deleting htis app, but id seriously like to meet, could you text me?' then i give them my cell, and leave the ball in their court.
>>17152666
>but anon, how do i use it as a supplement to an existing dating life if i dont have a dating life.
effort. lots and lots of effort. and also, doing what you like. going out is in no way restricted to bars and clubs, though if that is what you enjoy, by all means, go to bars and clubs.
the truest way to find chemistry is to experience your life in the most enjoyable way, and see how you match with the people who come into it. interacting with someone in a casual way shows you how you ACTUALLY get along, not how you hope to get along cuz you really want this to work cuz you need a gf.
so write down a list of all your hobbies, and find a way to externalize them. most people live at least near a city these days.
go to any and all hobby shops and ask about local events. gun shops might have hunting trips. or you can just go to a shooting range. comic book stores have game nights. or live commentary movie nights. if these shops do not host events, offer to host one through them, after all it will only lead to more money through them.
you can even go to a more casual store, lets say, a book store, and stand in your favorite aisle (lets say, horror). talk to everyone who comes by looking for a book. ask what book they are looking for. tell them what book you are looking at. try to spark a conversation abotu your favorite author. maybe take some suggestions. if you really hit it off, try to trade numbers.
its okay if it doesnt pan out. this isnt a scoring system. there is no man in a cloack in space making down on a cosmic chalkboard how many failed conversations you had. 99% of interaction is dumb. you are waiting for the 1% and enjoying talking about your favorite things with strangers until then.
Im a female, 153 cm. LW 125 lbs, Currently 145 lbs. I have been chubby my whole life and now I'm fat. I do fine socially and have a great general life, but I really want to get down to 90-100 lbs so I can wear the clothes I want and look good.
How do I do it, /adv/? I went low carb before, but I can't seem to stay motivated.
>153 cm
>look good
>>17152636
Low carb diet is the fastest and easiest way to lose weight I've found, you'll need to stick to it though, find substitute food for cravings, such as peanuts, pork rinds and anything low/no carb you can find.
>>17152636
is that a realdoll?
Uncanny as fuck.
Hi /adv/
I'm still waiting for the 180 days to pass for me to get my license and I had a quick question. Im looking to get a job but since I dont have my license (having a guardian be with me while I drive with my permit isnt an option) how would I go about getting TO my job assuming I got one? I thought of bikes but the road outside my neighborhood is too dangerous and doesn't have bike lanes. Is my best bet just to wait for my license?
Bus walk or Uber
>>17152575
Nigga, my friend had his permit for 2 years, drove everyday, got pulled over twice and nobody gave a fuck. They never did jack shit to him. Unless you're a completely moron you should be capable of driving on your own with a permit.
>>17152575
How will you survive driving if you think roads are too dangerous for bicycles without bike lanes!?