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>>17155160

Didn't cut.

Burned my arm instead.

Was a dumb kid finding out his crush was gettin' plowed by pedos for booze nightly. Didn't take it well and was willing to try anything to distract me from the emotional pain - even if it meant having to deal with physical pain.

Cutting never felt right to me... maybe it was fear of infection, or cutting too deep and accidentally offing myself, not to mention hiding all the blood.
It's too messy.

So I burned a fork over a fire, and branded my arm repeatedly.

It did distract me from the emotional pain... for a few seconds.

But it isn't worth it... you'll end up either being forced to hide your scars (that'll last forever) or having to answer questions about it.
And people will know it's self-harm.
And they will assume it's a cry for attention.

Self harm is not a cure for depression. Time is.
Wait it out.

>>17155160
I used to do it all the time. Still do on occasion.Don't start doing it, because it sounds like you're the type that'd get addicted to it and mame it a serious problem. It feels good to let out some violence and cause pain, but it won't lead to any solutions to your problems

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This is what happens when people have too much time on their hands. Get a job, you fucking hippies.

So like Odin you are willing to sacrifice your right eye to gain knowledge?

That's pretty hardcore, but I feel ya.

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>>17154282
Just wear an eye patch in case you regret it later.

>>17154282
Gauge your eye out already. JUST DO IT!

Don't force him dumb bitch

>>17154275
Don't cook seafood for him, don't take him to seafood restaurant.

eat something else or eat different things

>>17154198
/an/ would probably be a better source of advice. Also, TAKE IT TO A VET YOU MONG

>>17154205

(Not OP)

Easier said than done. There aren't any vets in my area who treat exotic animals. Only dogs, cats and livestock. It can be very difficult to find a vet who treats birds and reptiles, if you live in smaller cities.

>>17154198
If the animal is doing something strange you have to take it to the vet, you might be able to save it.

I prefer skinny guys, granted they have a nice face and hair

>>17153715
Girls prefer guys who are on the same body type as them. Skinny girls like skinny guys, fit girls like fit guys, fat girls almost always end up with fat guys, and so forth.
Obv there are exceptions

>>17153715
Skinny is fine for a lot of them, what they REALLY care about is money

>>17153702
Maybe they would prefer dying virgins than having sex with you, maybe thats the vibe you're getting.

And yes, most women like sex they just get aroused differently

>>17153705

Cmon man I'm talking about how married guys talk about never getting any, gfs won't put out, etc

>>17153858
You falsely assume those people should have gotten married in the first place, or that they're both mature, open people who communicate clearly with one another about needs and wants.

Most people do not do this in relationships because they're fucking stupid. People who know how to operate correctly in relationships don't have those kind of problems.

>>17153415
im soo fucking frustrated, its frustrating enough that she wants to take her time and ontop of that its a fucking long distance relationship, we barley see eachother. Im really losing interest in this relationship and i dont know what to do, i've been giving her one words answers all day... I want her to feel how furstrated i am, i want to frustrate her just as i am... we're gonna see eachother probably at the end of the month and im planning not to touch her or make out with her or anything and if she trys putting her hands in my pants ill move her hand away, ill show her how slow this relation will be.. i dont know what to do... should i try her own medicine on her?

Holy shit you are immature as fuck.

She wants to take it slow, take it slow. If you're unable to keep it in your pants then just leave.

>>17153415
You're probably not right for each other, but this is not your fault.

DESU she sounds like she's got serious fucking issues about sex if she's sending texts like that.

Doesn't sound like you'll ever have a healthy sexual relationship if she believes that sex detracts from a relationship rather than enhances it (which she has all but admitted)

Tldr drop her and find a non fucked up girl

>>17153368
>Is it too early to try and have sex with her?
Why don't you fucking talk to her?

Too early? At this rate I'm pretty sure she's going to come out as asexual and tell you she has no interest in sex

>>17153369
69 Don't lie OP

Reposting because old thread just died
Girls and guys
>Have you ever been in a rebound relationship?
>How was the experience, was it beneficial in the long run?
>How long was your previous relationship?
>How long did your rebound last?

I'm 18 and have a cool car but an entry level job. Will I find a nice girl who could be interested in me?

Hey,

I'm an Asian male, average height, dress well, intelligent, attractive.... but I'm also super asocial and depressed.

It's easy for me to get female attraction but I'm such an asocial fuck it hurts sometimes. But the worst part is that the only girl I truly love is my cousin. Yeah, it's fucked, but I've only met her twice in my life and I keep putting her on the pedestal.

Forgot also full tour fetish

I'd be more worried about dating for 2+ years without sex

>>17150409
Actually we're both pretty good about that. We really love each other and she feels nervous about it. She's going on a vacation soon and told me she wants to lose it before she goes

I had a dream about the Girl i'm Interested in

Basically, I was back at my old High School, hanging out with some friends, and the Girl was with her friends at another table. Soon she and her group leaves to go somewhere. I get up soon after, to go and do some stuff, and I run into her in the hall a minute or so after, and we begin talking, and then we walk to my old math room where her friends are, and we continue talking, and I think one of us brings up the idea of hanging out sometime soon. I don't know where it went from here, as that's when I woke up.

Side Note: She did not go to my High School, I met her in College
She has been mentioned Randomly over the past couple days (More than usual)
And I have been meaning to ask her how her Bro's graduation went. (Can't even do that right)

Ugh I can hear them all,
"Yeah she's awfully nice, just awfully weird as well."

>>17150250
>she's awfully nice, just awfully weird as well.
My kind of girl

Shit tastes like candy to me

>>17155515
Hahahaha fucking gross

>>17155545
Cucked as fuck nigger feel bad you like the taste of rancid poor hygiene

It just tastes super tart and pungent to me :/ anything i can do to make it better or is it like an acquired taste?

What?

>>17155402
>Like a girl who has shown a few signs of interest in me
>Says me and my friend look like each other
>Therefore, unless I'm mistaken, if she thinks I'm attractive then she thinks my friend is attractive too, if she thinks we both look alike

Not hard.

>>17155399
Maybe, maybe not. Do you both have the same type of personality? Your looks could be a part of it, but how you act could be why she likes you.

Most likely though she might think your friend is attractive but doesn't mean she has any type of feelings for them.

man up, its just minor inconvenience.

Get tested for strep throat or bronchitis. Does the back of your throat look sore/red/irritated?

Sounds like laryngitis. Go see a doctor

>>17155354
Who suggests LSD/mushrooms for therapy?

Therapy for what?

Shrooms does apparently treat depression. I don't know about LSD. In either case you don't need to do enough to hallucinate.

they highlight any deep issues on your mind. basically give you the bitter truth of your situation. some people cant handle it though. depends on what kind of person you are. but if youre willing to accept what you experience and make whatever changes in your life necessary, then it could be very beneficial to you.