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>>17145111
How old are you and why do you feel this way?

>>17145111
Go buy a hooker? Why not at least have sex if you're going out?

If you cam afford enough booze to attempt to kill yourself with, you can afford a gun. Alternatively, absorb the same quantity of booze anally. Your blood stream will absorb it faster. Should do the trick.

do it and post it here. I wanna fap

>>17145065
It means she has an exhibitionist fetish. It's not necessarily for one guy.
It's kinda shitty of her to say that you'll change your mind, though. Very invalidating.

>>17145102
Shut up bitch.

>>17144975
Try putting some GATORADE in your butthole

sand boxing

I dunno if you really want to. Handys are for blasting one out when no vaginas are readily available. Do you really want to be a pro at fapping?

>>17144971
Rape her

>>17144971
Just tell her. I swear 90% of couple problems are solved with communication. I'm on mobile and too lazy to double check, but you've been married for many many years so at this point you should be able to talk about anything. Tell her like you told us: "I just want you to feel good too". If she doesn't want it, she doesn't want it. If that's how she feels good then so be it. It's the thought that counts at least. Make love don't fuck.

>>17144971
Have you tried vibrators?
orgasms can be a spinal reflex. I initiate mine with the famous Japanese one. What is it called. .. someone help me find the name...

At 33 years old and never have had an orgasm? Sounds like maybe killing yourself is a good idea?

well, idk, I use to have this problem at 19 and I'd cry myself to sleep. Then I gave up and accepted that my body isn't capable of feeling good. I thought maybe I'm defective and I just have to deal with it. I let go of expectations and I realized I do have orgasms, except they're just not that noticeable. I think maybe your wife should spend time alone masturbating and see if she can recognize one. It doesn't feel anything more than becoming tired, but if you start to recognize it and focus on it, you'll develop satisfaction. Knowing that you came is 50% of the orgasm.

>>17144942
>virgin, because I've never come from sex
If that were the case a significant percentage of women who've had a dicking would still be considered virgins

How old are you, OP?

>>17144952
It's not the same for men as it is for women because women have a physical seal that needs to be broken.

>>17144962
It's exactly the same, the hymen isn't even "broken" it's stretched (there shouldn't even be blood on a woman's first time, that means she isn't lubricated enough.) I'm worried, now... Are you really young, OP? Are you a 14 YO edge lord that has a crush on a 10 YO?

>>17144889
She sounds hot, give us her number

>>17144889
So what? None of this is any of your business, my little sister (15) is dating a 17 YO and I don't give a fuck, she's old enough and smart enough to think for herself.

Go shitpost on /b/

>>17144898
Thing is my sister has autism, and is very gullible and gets manipulated easily.

Yes OP but just remember highschool isnt forever pretty soon youll go to college and college is amazing and way more free and nobody really care.

Just hang in there for a bit longer and youll be free of all this crap trust me

Travis calm down

High school is crap. Finished my first year of college; college is way better. I feel free - no one gives a fuck about anyone. It's really all you and what you want to make yourself.
I look back on all the dumbshit I did in high school and most likely no one gives a shit about that past anymore. I remember fingering my friend on the dance floor in high school, I remember getting suspended for witnessing a bullying (lol), no one remembers that only me. So who gives a shit.
There's a social stigma in high school, probably because you're with the same group of people for 4 years of your life. After that, it's nothing but a memory. Looking back, I wish I did more dumb shit, but just get over it. Eventually you'll realize no ones opinion matters

I meant to sleep without someone in the same house

>sacred of the dark

Sounds like a wicked sick cult

My brother is 32, married with kids and although he'd never admit it, I know for a fact he's still scared of the dark. Some fears we just can't seem to shake I guess

>>17144656
Do monkey noises.

Just be yourself. Some people will consider that 'not black enough', but fuck them.

>>17144666
i havent laughed all night, thnak you. tw nice trips hail satan

6/21-3/21=3/21

What? 6/21 is the same as 2/7. 2/7 - 1/7 = 1/7. How is this difficult?

>>17144637
I can get to that easily, but the answer in the back of the book is 1/7... How do I get to 1/7 is what I am asking...

it is a little bit sick preference. im not judging tho.

other than that, how do you think it would go if you told your gf, that you watch this shit? do you really think she would be amused? best case scenario, she breaks up with you and tells her friends and family that it "didnt work out"

I'm getting real sick of this 'all fetishes are okay, everyone has weird fetishes' meme. No, stop that shit. It's not healthy, and not good for you.

>you'd never

Yeah, you would. You'd tell her to fuck a horse or she isn't pretty, because you're a stupid cocksmack.

>>17144606
You have to buy a wife and bring her to the U.S., there is no dating, there is no love, you are buying a servant.

>>17144606
I don't know how to do it but go for it, Filipino people are some of the best ones I've met. Also if you find one capable of cooking they have some rad food.

My friend did it. Some filipina added him on fb to practice english, they talked for years. he ended up flying over there and brought her back.

Not really a standard way of doing it but we're all jealous as fuck of his non-western woman who loves and appreciates him way more than any girl you can find around here.

>>17144595
Let's lose our v-cards together, senpai.

>>17144595
tinder
college
driver's license
fleshlight

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If you're not an autist, should be fine.
Please don't do pic related.
Or do. I don't judge.

>>17144588
yoga, dance, bookstore, museums, art galleries, neighbors, you can always try meetme.com which isn't actually online dating

>>17144602

I'm too awkward for yoga or dance atm. Bookstore, how would I do that without looking like a creep?

And meetme is trash

>>17144588
>I've been on a handful of dates from tinder and other dating apps, and a few of them went great at first but I always end up crushed
Go on more. Go on as many as you need to. This is a process, and you aren't above it.

>I've come to the conclusion that its pretty much a horrible idea trying to find love online
Imagine if every innovator, engineer etc. came to the same conclusion after only trying something a fucking "handful" of times

>I don't really meet anybody through my friends
Talk to more people, just talk to them, and see what happens

>If I ever do meet some girls through them, they're always taken
So? Be their friends anyways. They're people and if you treat them as such you can have a good time. Friendship and human connection are severely undervalued in society. Believe me when I say that relationships can be massive headaches, and that friendships when done right are fantastic morale boosters, not to mention you get more opportunities to meet people if you make friends with those girls.

>I don't really think bars are a great place to find someone suitable for a relationship
Don't force yourself to do things you don't want. Bars can be OK for socializing, if you are able to vibe with the people there.

>I don't work with any girls that I'd date
Why wouldn't you date them? And why does that matter?

You seem to be really caught up on getting a GF, I mean really caught up, and it's obvious. You only seem to care about women as dating prospects and not people. IMO, that's not good. And it may come through to others when you only see girls as potential girlfriend objects, not as unique beings who are just as complex as you are.

>Where the hell do I start?
1.) Talk to more people
2.) Have less of an "agenda" in your interactions, especially with girls
3.) Enjoy life, it's a journey not a destination. Become immersed with the process above and you will eventually find someone/multiple someones who like you as you like them.

You're a creep. No one wants a creep.

>>17144530
Show us a picture of you.

>>17144530
You can't just make eye contact, you have to smile and appear to be someone that wants to be approached, it's not as easy as the autists on r9k want you to believe.