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I'm on a search for information about fairies, ever since I was little I've been obsessed with them, not publicly, because at my age I would sound silly if I told people I believe in fairies, but I do, I used to talk with them for hours when I as young in the orchard I lived in, I have had dreams all my life of flying like a fairy and I have convinced myself that I must have some sort of relationship to them, if I could've been so young and beleived so hard to this day, maybe I was a fairy once, but anyway, I'm trying to see if anyone has any information, sighting experience, anything..I want to find them. I've been reading this book by suza scalora and my heart beats fast reading her evidence, I just hope it's not a hoax
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>>17147413
Hi there Mr. Crocker.
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>>17147413
yeah man just download grindr or stop at your local "bar"
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Dude of course fairies don't exist, just ask the superhumans at the secret Guardian organization, they know everything.

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Help. Food must be healthy; think paleo diet. Plz advise is emergency
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>>17147393
Paleo? Why?
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>>17147397
Because I tried it and feel better than I ever have in my life? Basically.

I'm not strict paleo but if I'm asking for advise you guys need a starting point.
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>>17147402
Ok. try an avocado with an ear of corn, spinach, and broccoli with watermelon for desert.

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>talk to a girl on tinder
>says she needs to get married to stay in america
>joking say I'll marry her
>she thinks I'm 100% serious
>meet her in person
>things go well
>fuck unprotected
>wake up this morning and realize just how stupid I am

how JUST am I right now?
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Did this happened at your house?
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>>17147389
At her place
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>>17147385
Get morning after pill, crush it up in some water and OJ, and drug the cunt.

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Fuck these motivational "you matter" videos. Fuck people telling me to love myself. I don't deserve happiness. I don't deserve to be loved. I have done horrible things. I've barely even felt bad about them until recently.

>From childhood to early teenage years I regularly molested my sister and cousin.
>One time I thought about confessing my guilt to my sister. I got turned on by the fantasy of her being cool with it and masturbated.
>I sexually harassed, groped, felt up, my highschool sweetheart's best friend. When confronted about it I denied everything and ultimately ended their friendship.
>Every time I've been alone in someone else's house I've gone through their stuff.
>I used to masturbate into my aunt's thongs.
>In college I broke up with a girl, the one person that probably ever truly loved me, and I continued to manipulate her for 2 years into not getting over me and fucking me whenever I wanted.
>I manipulated a girl who "friendzoned" me into years of guilt. Leading her to believe she manipulated me into loving her.
>I sniffed my roommate's thongs several times.
>All the while, I've led the world to believe I'm a nice, good person.
>I've subconsciously driven everyone away from me. I don't get close to anyone anymore.
>I constantly feel like the only creature that loves me is my cat, but sometimes I wonder if it's the other way around. The only creature I love is my cat.

And people tell me that everyone deserves to be loved. Everyone should love themself. Yet, I'd put money that they'd change their mind if I told them this.

So tell me. Why should I love myself? Why should anyone love me? I'm 27 years old. How is it not too late for me? Can I honestly be a good person at this point? I can't fix the things I've done.
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We all have demons.
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Just be yourself :^)
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>>17147338
Haha, sounds like he'd end up in jail.

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So, I've bought this used Phone from a stranger, but the same day he sold me the Phone I noticed the audio jack was broken after I told him the problem and asking if I could just give him the phone back he disappeared and blocked me on whatsapp. As far as I know he looked like it was in desperate need of money, so would it make me an asshole if I ask the police helping me to get him to refund me or leaving him this victory would make me a cuck?
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>>17147276
Congratulations on buying (probably stolen) shit phone. Telling cops increase chance of them confiscating your device.
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>>17147303
So they won't help me even if I show them the proofs that the guy sold me the Phone?
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>>17147314
Most likely they will look up it's IMEI and if it is registered as stolen you won't see your device ever again.

> won't help me
With what? You bought phone from stranger. It isn't shop with guaranteed 30 days refund thing. It is stranger lol. This is just bad trade, you wasn't scammed at all. You agreed to it.

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Just lost my virginity last night. Problem is, I literally went for like 20+ minutes and wasn't able to cum. After that, a handjob, and her trying to finish me off with a blowjob I still wasn't able to cum.

She told me it's not unusual for the first few times. Is this true? I've never had an issue not being able to cum before...and I feel bad for not being able to.
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>>17147171
Probably just performance anxiety
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>>17147171
>Is this true?
Yes.

>I feel bad for not being able to.
Not really a helpful state of mind, but understandable. On the positive side she sounds like she's not put out about it and that there's the possibility it will happen again. Try to relax and enjoy being with her.
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>>17147171
>She told me it's not unusual for the first few times. Is this true?
Since Internet and easy access to porn was invented, sadly yes.
It was very VERY unusual when I was younger though....

>Be me, with gf for nearly a month (been in longer ones before) but things feel special
>One month passes and then "something happens at work" that sends her over the edge and can't talk to me for one day due to emotional stress which she can not talk about
>Nearly a week passes, no response or anything, I text her once a day and I guess she just ignored it
>Responds back on the 6th day and apologizes and basically says she can't handle a relationship
>I ask her if there's someone else or something and she says she would never do that she's just in a bad place
>I offer to help &/or wait and she says really rudely that she wants me to move on
>I flip and say she's been treating me like shit and no person deserves this and cut contact

I still don't know anything and can't stop thinking about it, and I really want to talk to her soon to find out if she's alright and shit. It's been two days and I had sex with someone on tinder out of sadness and anger but it didn't help at all.

What do I do? What would you do?

I need help.
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Oh and she said she can't handle a relationship at all
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Damaged people have this something that somehow makes you feel more for them. I know, because I ended up marrying one. I'm too far down the road, and I sort of ended up in a place that's not as bad as the first couple of months were (not to mention I'm commited).

It really is a rough ride, and I suggest you just get out while you can. Basically, this is the tip of the iceberg - If this shit happens after a month, imagine what it'll be after six months or a year. Find a woman who makes your life easy. Passion will die out after some time, issues not so much.
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>>17147135
I think it's just that I don't have any closure outside of her not cheating on me and not being physically hurt.

If I knew what the fuck was going on, maybe I could move on easier.

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convince me not to text the guy who broke my heart because i need closure
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He's probably as shit as Popplio's design
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>>17147073
he really was but i still miss him. guess i don't #lovemyself
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>>17147077
you'll probably feel worse afterwards

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Hello 4chan, im new here, and already have question:
Where do you find new music?
Spotify doesn't work in Russia and i am too lazy to turn on VPN

SoundCloud doesn't have got many tracks

The only ting i found is yandex radio, but it isnt very good.
And service must be free, because i dont have got many money.

Why i added tracer photoshoped by me? I dont fucking know.
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I can't even begin to understand your problem. There are thousands upon thousands of websites where you can get music.
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>>17146967
I know, but i need alternative to spotify, where i can listen track online before downloading
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>>17146952
YouTube related videos

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Nobody fucking told me that porn was going to fuck with my ability to get an erection.

I'm 21, what the fuck do I do?
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>>17146609
Stop watching porn
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Nobody told you to watch porn multiple times a day either.

What kind of replies were you expecting? Obviously just stop watching.
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>>17146656
I didn't. I don't. I did like 2-3 times a week.

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>have bf
He's a skeleton, dorky, and a gentleman
>finally have sex for first time
>my vagina doesn't feel right afterwards
It feels slightly irritated but nothing alarming. I told him, it felt weird.
>next morning, the irritation is stronger
>next day, holy shit. My vagina does not feel normal.
>go to health department. Ask for help.
>nurses give me std tests
>it's the clap
>cry in front of stranger nurses
>call him, tell him.
>he says he hasn't had sex in 2 years
>break up with him because he might be a slut guy

>3 years later, we start talking again
>he says I gave him the clap but he's ok with that because he still likes me
I haven't talked or texted him since. I'm livid and hurt.
What the fuck do I do with this guy?
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Never talk to him again. He fucking gave you the clap and didn't own up to it. What an asshole.
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>>17146558
Gonorrhea is one of those infections that can be present without symptoms (I think it's generally more common for women to not have symptoms than men, but it can occur that way for both sexes).

If you are a virgin, it is unlikely that he got it from you.

It is, however, very possible for him to have had an infection for two years after he last had sex without knowing it if he wasn't tested. This is one of the reasons that I always get tested after I break up with someone before I have sex with someone new.
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Oh, and forgot to answer this, since it's your actual question here.

>>17146558
>What the fuck do I do with this guy?
He hasn't been in your life for three years? Sounds like you don't need to do anything with him, you can keep him out of your life if that's what you want to do.

Otherwise I would tell him that he can go fuck himself with that bullshit.

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Is it possible to learn to like sex if you don't?
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>>17146299
how can you not like sex? isnt it the same as saying "i dont feel pain, how do i feel pain". maybe you are not having sex properly.
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>>17146305
I just don't get which part is supposed to be the part that I like. I like the attention and affection guys give while trying to groom me for sex but the act itself still feels like eating foam peanuts.
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>>17146299
do you masturbate at all? Do you watch porn, fantasize about anything?

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How do you get a boyfriend when you're gay? Casual sex is easier than I'd even care for, but it seems like making a guy stick around for a first dare is next to impossible.

How do you get someone to want a relationship with you?
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>>17146178
In the straight world there are those of both sexes who go to bars and pick someone up for a one night stand, and there are people who look for more meaningful ongoing romantic relationships.

And here's the point - they are generally not the same people. The casual sexers all hang out in certain places and the serious romancers are all somewhere else.

If as a gay man you do all your cruising among casual sexers, then casual sexers are all that you're going to meet. The trick is to figure out where the other sort of gay guys are. They ARE out there, but someplace else from where you've been looking.
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>>17146538
Like where?

I don't have any of this "gaydar" thing, I have literally absolutely no natural instinct on who's gay or not. As a matter of fact I am the worst person at detecting LGBT people that I know. I'm 100% wrong, every time.

I can't just hit on the cute cashier at the grocery store, I'll get my teeth punched in.
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>>17146565
Have you tried gay dating sites?

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How do I develop assertiveness and strong will? I feel like I'm a pushover, nervous over nothing, and very mentally fragile. What do?

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same
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>>17145846
Practice saying NO and standing up for yourself, OP! You DO have the right to your opinions, plans, and to be yourself. Self-esteem is a big part of this...develop the ability to challenge your own preconceptions (Is that person REALLY any better than I am? Their opinion more valid? Their needs more important?) and then challenge others' in constructive ways. Even small steps towards not accepting status quo (or worse, abuse) can go a long way! Strive to strike a balance so that you can appropriately deal with others--neither as a doormat nor as a bully. GL!
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>>17146857
Thanks anon, it helps. Thing is, I think I don't even have will of my own..

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So I really fucked up /adv/. I'm now the asshole who my friend's fiancee cheated with. Apparently they haven't done anything sexual in like a year, and the day it happened she was talking about being suicidal. Since that day she's been talking about how happy she is so I can't really say I regret it exactly. She practically hopped on my dick, and who am I to deny a beautiful woman what she wants. I didn't intend for this shit to happen, but I can't really undo what I did. She keeps wanting to do more with me. So my question is this. How the fuck do I manage this situation without ruining my friend's relationship because I fucked things up? I know that I should put a stop to it, but the girl's unstable as hell and I don't know how that would go.
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Duuuuudeee noooo
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Well you've both already ruined the relationship so the only thing to do is fess up. If you really care about your friend you wouldn't want him with this woman anyway. Odds are you'll be able to screw the chick with his blessing and guiltlessly afterward. But you probably won't get as much excitement as you are now. The longer you go without telling him the less likely you can keep your friendship. And it always comes out eventually. Better tell him before she does cause when she does your friend will think you're a rapist.
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>>17145607
>Apparently they haven't done anything sexual in like a year
>day it happened she was talking about being suicidal
>she looks happy
>she came onto me!

You're a piece of shit. You're going to make up any amount of excuses just so you can do what you're going to do anyways. Why even make a thread about this? To brag?

Fuck off OP.

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