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Hey guys, a couple months back I've been developing an ever-growing interest in S&M related stuff, thanks to a girl who was also into that sort of stuff and was really keen on the idea of being my sub, even though she never did this with anyone else yet.

Long story short: She really likes ballgags. I'd like to give her a home-made breathable ballgag (it's easier to breathe with the first times), with some low-budget stuff, I already bought a ball with a little bell in it since it's made for cats to play with.

What I'm asking here is, what do you guys suggest I do, like what kind of strap should I put through it, or how/if I should take the bell in it and glue it back together, how to maintain such a piece, etc. Give me your thoughts, I will upload pics with the changes I make!
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buy some spray and paint it red.

Buy some squared leather string and make a simple gag.

If you want something more here is tutorial
http://sirjeff.mirrors.bdsm.cz/gp/pictures/the-vet/bitgag_howto.jpg

have fun.

ps. women love to have "face" tied, so dont'worry about the "veterinarian" style.
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>>17157469
This is way beyond the expertise of 4chan. Find a BDSM site with a forum and ask there.
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>>17157557

Are you aware of the /d/ section of this site?

Also this is a good board, it's full of "oldfag" here.

So i've had a relationship with this women for close to 4 years now, she's married but doesn't like the guy she is married too, and can't leave due to reasons.
so about 2 months ago we had a pretty bad argument and we didn't speak for ~ a month,
Then today i found out she got pregnant with him a week after we stopped talking,

what do?
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>>17157400
Do nothing, stop having an affair with someone married. No respect
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take this as a sign that the affair is over and move on
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>>17157407
We did it after she told me, just unsure if i should break it off or roll with it.

Basically, I cut all contact with this guy I was seeing 6 months ago because of a stupid reason. Ever since then I couldn't get him off of my mind. I really love him and I regret my decision. I tried messaging him through kik but its stuck on S. I don't know if he blocked me or he deleted the app or whatever. I have absolutely no other way of contacting him. I deleted his number when we stopped talking and I can't find his steam profile. He doesn't go on this board but I know that he used to visit r9k regularly, probably still does. Help me! Idk what to do guys
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how'd you first meet? Why don't you have a record of what his number was anywhere? You don't have any common contact points for a steam profile?
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>>17157344
We met through an app called yikyak.
I deleted it and I can't find it through phone bills because we would mostly message each other.
I remember his username but when I try searching for it there's like a billion users that show up
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>>17157336
>Basically, I cut all contact with this guy
>because of a stupid reason.
>since then I couldn't get him off of my mind. I really love him and I regret my decision.
>he used to visit r9k regularly, probably still does.

Holy shit, you fell for a robot.
Possibly.

Who can tell, it's become a /b/-lite now. Faggots talkin' about "memes" all the time and shit, fuck chances are it was an edgy normie or even a girl rather than a robot these days.

But yeah... OP, he's gone ghost.
You burned the bridge, so did he, if he is a robot anyway.

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Just a random question. If i was in the military and my platoon committed war crimes against civilians, would i be guilty of association, even though i did not participate?
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>>17157331
Probably yes in a technical or philosophical sense.

I've never heard of anyone getting tried in any kind of international court that wasn't guilty as sin of many direct, personally committed war crimes.

If you're afraid of getting some kind of sanction or reprimand by your own military court that's more possible, though.
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>>17157331
Yes, if you failed to report it. That said, it's a lesser and understandable level of trouble. You might do some time in a brig, but not near what your platoon mates will face, so long as you man up and report it before being found out.
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What crimes are we talking about?

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Anyone here asian?
What do you think of a white guy studying asian history? Is that cool or do you just assume he's trying to get asian girls?
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>>17157291
Hey I'm Asian.
>What do you think of a white guy studying asian history?
I don't think anyone will be retarded enough to pick a major just to pick up chicks. However, this seems like a rather "useless" degree and I will probably assume you did a shit job in high school so you are stuck with little choices for what to major in.
Minoring in Asian history is another story. I will probably assume you are into Asian culture or chicks.
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>>17157322
I just like history and was drawn to chinese intellectual history in particular. I intend to do a graduate degree.

But that helps. I always felt like there are mixed feelings when talking to asian guys who aren't also history majors.
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>>17157333
I dig Asian philosophies and worldviews man, I know that feel.

>>lily white

That said, I also do like fucking Asians, but the two aren't related.

>From a non-Anglo country
>Little cousin learns English really quickly
>All my relatives praise her for her language skills
>I learn a language a lingua franca that is not really spoken in my local area quickly
>People tell me that I will never use it and I am just wasting my time learning it
Btw I'm not learning Japanese contrary to stereotypes here
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>>17157189
Where are you from and what are you learning?
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>not your local language
>not English
>not Japanese
so what are you learning, French?
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>>17157190
>>17157192
I am from Hong Kong and I am learning Spanish
(Ok, maybe Japanese is a "better" choice here but it's not like I will work in the business sector anyway due to my introverted personality)

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>eat pastry infront of gf whilst shes on a diet
>she slaps me and kicks me in the balls
>blames me for it
>she goes to her room in a rage
>i go into apologise
>she hits me again and kicks the door into me when I'm leaving

Am I a cuck now?
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if you had any balls or dignity you leave her and go to the police
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>fat girlfriend

Yep you're a cuck.
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>>17157154

That's the thing. I don't have enough money to move out just yet.

>>17157158

She's not fat. She's just slightly heavier than average or something. I don't really find her that attractive anymore.

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>be me
>member of an anime forum, we have a section on this site for general conversation
>thread titled "what has feminism done for men"
>feminist joins thread
>starts accusing everyone of sexism and misogyny
>I tell her that she needs to stay out of everyones' business
>I tell her this site is not her safe space
>both of these comments she gets upset
>none of these comments are death/rape threats, nor do they insult her character
>she writes a blog about my three posts
>ensuing thread pops up (not created by me) which somehow talks about the blog
>she finds out about it
>on the blog, another user writes comments, it's framed on me because i specified my identity
>reported the thread to the police as explained on her blog (although I wonder if she called the FBI)
>I try to apologize
>She makes a status on Twitter claiming that I am trying to stop her from calling the police
>I'm in America, she's in Britain
>I believe her somehow
>I plan on suing her if the report actually went as filed, and I'm arrested and bailed out

Am I fucked? I heard about what happened in Canada and a guy got 6 months for disagreeing with feminists, but I'm very concerned this could happen to me, as I don't know what the cyberbullying laws are in America.
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>>17156919
That case in Canada was thrown out, he never got 6 months
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>>17156919
No, but while your here post her info i will even volunteer as tribute to fuck her over
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>>17156919
>>I'm in America, she's in Britain

Sleep well tonite bro.
No need to worry about this.

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Help me adv/.
Im about 1,87 tall with a strong body(with fat),but my dick is only 14 cm. long.
At least i want to have about 16 or 17 cm. What do?
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You're above average height with an exactly average dick.

You can't make your dick longer, stop worrying about it, women literally can't even tell. I have a 5 inch dick and every single woman I've been with has said it's around 6 or more. They're idiots and they can't gauge length.
They're thirsty because YOU'RE fucking them, not because you have a slightly above average dick. Stop being a pussy.
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How fat are you
Lose it you probably have a fat pad around your dick
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>>17156896
This. Even though this prolly is bait, no one should believe those faggots talking about "erron bilow 8eetchis shuld kil emslevs". Women don't care, unless you're so small it doesn't come out.

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How to call off a wedding?
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Tell them you're a coward
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>>17156723
depends, why are you calling it off senpai?
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>>17156731
tl;dr

fiancé is a slut, annoys the fuck out of me and i don't feel like settling with someone like that. i changed my mind

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Basically I'm living on campus (first year) but still a virgin. Loads of people seem to hook up casually but I haven't managed to yet. How do most hookups happen? Does it help if you're both tipsy or whatever?
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>>17156682
Yes, alcohol helps.

Go to a party. Converse with a person for a while. Perhaps initiate some kind of light physical contact, such as a hand on the shoulder or an arm around them. If s/he doesn't shoot this down, try to kiss them later. And then ask if they'd like to go somewhere more private
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bumperooni
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literally drinking, is the way weaklings socialize and they can be "themselves" this way.

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Hello /adv/
How do I stop being incredibly horny all of the time?
I was born with a slightly larger than normal clit, not man clit but definitely not Disappear-o the clit either. I started masturbating when I was about 6, maybe 7, not furiously or anything - I actually didn't even start rubbing my clit until I was maybe 10 or 11. I have always had a huge sex drive, I think about sex fairly often just because I am so horny. But honestly, even if I am thinking of nothing sexual a lot of the time I can still feel my clit because it just randomly gets aroused.
When I get off work after standing for a while I sit down on the concrete waiting for my bus and NO MATTER WHAT IS ON MY MIND LITERALLY I COULD BE IN TEARS I will feel my clit become extremely swollen and it's like I need to fucking cum right then, and it actually hurts to sit down. I say I am horny all of the time, and I am but I'm not really turned on all of the time if that makes sense, my clit is aroused and my mind is not even sort of 70% of the time. Masturbating less or more does not really alleviate this, masturbating more just makes me want to cum more often, and less just makes me even more horny all of the time, plus I'm incredibly picky with porn so it takes me hours just to barely get off. Masturbating is seriously a hassle. I have sex with my BF once or twice a week and that helps the most but honestly to completely relieve myself I'd have to be fucked hard at least 4x a day.
I don't really know what to do about it, I want to get off as much as possible but my mind/porn get so fucking boring so fast that it is really a hassle to get off all the time, I can't get fucked every day, and it's truly annoying to have a hard clit all day - seriously think of walking around with a half chub/hard on 80-95% of your day! Holy shit man I'm just so tired of this and it's been 12 years.
>TL;DR out of control puss can't fuck/masturbate all the time how do I stop being so fucking horny?
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What is that picture supposed to be?
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>>17156664
Honestly, you might want to see a doctor about hormone issues and possibly a cognitive therapist.
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>>17156675
Smash bros...
>>17156679
I do have a hormonal imbalance, I have too much testosterone. I will look into this, thank you. Rather embarrassing though, "Hey my clit drives me up the wall all day every day, what do I do?"

/adv/ how do you handle mixed signals? This girl walks, talks, and acts like she's my girlfriend, says all kinds of shit like we're a couple. And then I go to put my arm around her one night while we're watching TV and she flinches and says "I don't like being touched".

like wtf am I supposed to do I can't deal with these fucking mixed signals.
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sounds like she's not interested.
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Sounds like she was molested at a young age
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>>17156649
she's gone from saying she's interested to saying she just wants to be friends like multiple times. It's so frustrating.
>>17156651
possible but doubtful

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Which is the correct way to pump a girl?
I pull out a little at an angle and back in(top), I feel like I'm doing it all wrong.
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it's all in the hips and core
if you're moving your whole body you're doing it wrong
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interest bump

i also dont know how to properly dick her down
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>>17156624
When I took P.E. in middle school the coach would always tell the weaklings to stop doing push ups like they're f--king a gopher hole.

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How do you get rid of an annoying pathetic dude that keeps pestering you?
He likes me, I don't like him. He's annoying and dumb and a retard a
and an asshole. I want him to stop pestering me and let me live in peace, without his pestering. Just because I don't have a bf doesn't mean I'm avalaible to him, I'm happy by myself. I'm not some pathetic desperate lonely spineless beta like he is. If we were the last humans on earth I'd be happy to let die both a virgin because I'm happier masturbating and daydreaming about Sephiroth than spending time with, he's a no nope not ever. I've told him all this and he won't fuck off, do I have to resort to violence?
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You're that sephiroth girl? Ew I can only imagine how you look
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Tell us more about the story behind this guy?
It's totally not to satisfy my morbid curiosity... it's for... academic purposes.
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Try getting naked in front of him.
I'm certain that after he sees what you look like he won't want you anymore.

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