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>>17144713
>Does it only work for thin/fit men?
It doesn't work for anyone. The red pill is poison.

>>17144713
You would have to be autistic to write that much garbage, there's no way it's real, OP.

>>17144831
There is more evidence aside from this photo. It definitely seems like emotionally manipulating women by using sexual strategy works if you do it right.

>>17143727
Oops, I meant nesting behaviour. I thought she was pregnant but wouldn't she have had kitten/s by now?

>>17143727
Bump for my cat.

Well, its humping season for female cats right now so that may be what your experiencing. My cat usually goes apeshitbananas this time a year and she screams and meows all the time and she rubs herself against the furniture

I dont know about the puking though but maybe thats whats going on

>got her number
>see each other next week
>text sometimes
>wondering if should work sex into the conversation

Things like jokes or teasing and such. Thing is I've been told not to do it by some (because we never saw each other face to face) and been told by others to do it.
So I don't know if I should, and what i should say. Any examples? (I work best with examples to set a tone for me).

Any good bios?

24, matches with a 18 year old a few miles away
Pretty young
Just got out of a long reationship
What should I say
I wanna hug and get a blow job and maybe ice cream

>feel lonely in romantic/relationship way
>think to myself that I probably could and should do something to change that
>remember all the failure and rejection, and how nobody would ever want to be with me
>still feel lonely, but also resignation

God damn I have a massive crush on this girl, but I am far too scare to tell her that I like her. We have been hanging out together for a while now, most recently yesterday. I tried to muster up the courage to tell her that I like her, and that I would like for us to have a relationship, but I failed.
What the hell should I do?

>>17139118
just ask her, the answer is always gonna be no if you don't.

>>17147507

99% of all accidents are preventable

And most companies follow strict rules, both from the goverment, but also from within the companies, because workers compensation is expensive and it's expensive to loose qualified workers to accidents.

Be smart, lock-out-tag-out, THINK before you act, tie your shoelaces, wear those safety goggles, wear those safety boots, wear those safety gloves

Become an electrician OP, it requires booksmarts, especially now a days where you can basically be a programmer at a factory as an electrician (ours do mess with the programming on the SCADA)

Also, factory work attracts plenty of social misfits, we both have a full-blown live-at-home-until-40-sperg, a fat nerd, a fat entrepanour, a former bodybuilder, and several guys that have worked there since they were in their teens (myself included actually)

Factory work is where its at. No office politics, not too much personal bullshit unless you like to talk about it, if you just shut up you will be ignored, if you talk about your interests people will laugh at you and gossip about you, but they don't give a flying fuck as long as you as able to do your fucking job.

Basically, as long as you are able to talk coherently about work and relay messenges and get your meaning across, you will be accepted.

Factory work muh nigga

>>17147529
Does... does time go by fast in a factory? I've stacked boxes in warehouses and its like being in purgatory

>>17147529
>And most companies follow strict rules, both from the goverment, but also from within the companies, because workers compensation is expensive and it's expensive to loose qualified workers to accidents.

This. If you get a workplace injury you're fucking set for life. It'll still suck because it's a major injury, true, but what it means is the companies will be more likely to have strict regulations that prevent you being injured in the first place because it will cost them a ton.

I work in the rail industry. We have giant machines that lift heavy as fuck rail going up and down sites. We have the risk of the signal operator fucking up and letting a train onto a site where people are working. Actual injuries are very rare since everyone knows that if they fuck up it'll cost everyone involved millions, so no-one fucks up.

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>>17147369

>>17147369
>find black guy
>tell him come here
>call police
>you in the clear

>oh fuck i killed someone better post it on 4chan asap

OK.

being in the toilet*

Is it falling out in patches? or is it in a pattern?

>>17147273
in general my hair has been a lot thinner, whenever I touch and shuffle my hair I can instantly feel my scalp, whereas before it was really thick

pattern I guess

>>17147163
why was he outside of his apartment while naked? where did he come from while naked? maybe he shouldn't have been a racist and expected no consequences. Don't bother telling him.

>>17147169
He might think I have something to do with this. But yeah I should tell him so he can make yt delete it

Let me tell him xD I will laugh, and laugh until he blocks me lol

You got used to porn food and gore the same way? What are you doing to the food.

>>17146964
Shit man we aren't scientists. You want some advice on how to deal with it, we got you, but get out of here with this 'why' bullshit.

Bitch.

>>17146972
lol you're right

>>17146980
It just doesn't make any sense

Such a strange way to be

The first is awkward for everyone, get over yourself. None of you did anything wrong.

>>17146860
But at least other people can forget it while I have to deal with the cringe on a regular basis

>>17146856
Don't browse /tv/ or disable the OP's pic, I have never seen the guy or any of his movies so I doubt it would be that hard to avoid seeing his face.

/adv/ as always
Rule No. 1 of 4chan

Yahoo answers

>>17146828
Take advice from 1-4 and 6 & 7.

Then compare versus 5.

>>17146802
I don't use /biz but I assume it's because you have apparently done literally no research on your own.

>Do I franchise one? Like open up under a well known chain?
I wasn't aware there was a tea shop franchise, but ok. How much would this cost? How much revenue is their advertising worth?

>Is it better to be mom and pop style?
Is it? What's going to be the difference in operating cost and revenue?

>Does credit history matter when taking out a business loan?
Yes.

>What other things can you tell me?
Have you made a business plan? Just kidding, I know you haven't. Google it.

>>17146822
I figured I'd ask people first before doing research.
This idea came to me last night before I fell asleep.
Upon googling the franchise they don't offer franchising for people.
I imagine it would probably be more expensive if I went old school mom and pop.

Okay credit history is going to be an issue.

I will do some googling but, if you or anyone else can tell me about their experiences I am very open to it.

>>17146802
There's tea franchises?

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I went out for coffee with her, she's friends with my friends. Found out she has the same hobbies as me so we spoke about hiking/camping in a town nearby

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Talking about costume ideas for a mutual friends birthday that she couldn't make it to

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Spoke about travelling and such and next big holiday plans

>>17146757
What might have worked for your grandpa might not work for you...his was a different time and he's a different person from you. IMHO a balance should be struck between being friends and lovers, and that should include encouraging positive, healthy choices for one another.

>>17146757
If you've ever had a best friend it's way better than someone that just sticks their dick in your hole.

It's a best friend that you can fuck, a couple is lucky if they can ever become that close.

>>17146757
I'm best friends with my husband and I think you grandpa gives shit advice. We've been married for 10 years and I have given birth to three kids and I am still a pretty fucking hot milf.
Being best friends and being absolutely comfortable around each other, dropping your guard completely has nothing to do with lazy people who decide do drop basic hygiene and health habits.
I still want to be attractive and for me it's even hard work to eat all the time to gain weight.

Take it easy dude. Don't rush.

>>17146655
Dude how is that even possible. Okay you have no clue what to do. Then just let it Roll and chill out and do what you think is right atm.

>>17146677
I've waited a long time, so I'm not going to rush. I just don't want to come across as uninterested or unexciting.

>>17146704
I will of course try, but as it's my first relationship in so long, I am obviously keen to make it work.