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>tfw no cosplaying gf
How/where does one acquire such a gf?
I've never gone to a con before, but I imagine they get thirsty dudes all over them n shit. How to meet them in a setting that doesnt make me look thirsty, even though I am.
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>op wants a girl who likes playing dress up and make pretend.
>says nothing about personality, compatibility, looks, or anything of meaningful value.
Way to reach for the low-hanging fruit, OP.
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>>17156574
>girls
>personality
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You should be aiming for a girlfriend that you can convince to dress up for you. Not a cosplayer.
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I've been with my bf for many years now and just didn't have the need to have friends. He didn't mind hanging out with me all the time, all we did anyway was play games and that worked perfectly for him.
But now, our relationship is going down for reasons that don't matter atm and I don't have any good friends.
All the friends that I "have" are his friends, who are now kinda mine now, but I don't feel like it.
I don't know what to do. I don't like going to clubs alone, or to bars, I find it boring and it would look crazy for a 20 something girl to be just like "hey" to a group of people in a bar, without looking crazy or like a hoe lol.
Any advice? I'm actually a very open person, I'm funny, people do like me, I look good. But I'm kinda shy at meeting new people. I just want MY friends. I want to make my own friends, I don't want to slouch behind somebody and be "my friends gf", you know?
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Bump, I'm also curious about this, but from a forever alone beta male standpoint
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>>17156614
Let's hang togetherrrrrrr. But meh, we don't live in a same country :D
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>>17156632
Unless you're Canadian!
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Friendless anon here.
I'm reaching a point where I can't really bear with my loneliness, and I've brought most of it upon myself for being too picky and selective with my associations. Socializing in real life isn't really qn option for me because I've never found like-minded people, but I know the internet is an endless sea of outcasts like me and I'm more likely to find company there.
Friendless anons, where do you find friends online? I'm not really interested in dating sites and forums are too hobby-centered (as opposed to relationship centered). I'm just trying to make some deep, long lasting friendships with like minded people.
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I'll be your friend if you're a girl
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Where do you live?
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>>17156470
>I'm just trying to make some deep, long lasting friendships with like minded people.
>Socializing in real life isn't really an option for me
>internet is an endless sea of outcasts like me and I'm more likely to find company there.
>Friendless anons, where do you find friends online?
You just walked yourself in an endless circle.
It's nice to have one or two really good friends. The more friends you gather; however, the more problem and drama you'll have.
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how do I make dates with girls vast quantities of girls fun for me?
I fucking hate talking to most girls its so boring
its all just bs
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Drink
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>>17156457
Women can only please men in a sexual level and not in an intellecual level.
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>>17156487
im not a fucking fag autist bud
I want a girl whos fun but not fucking whore fun
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do if fuck a backpage ho or no? 2016-05-18 05:12:30 Post No.17156431
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do if fuck a backpage ho or no?
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/adv/, I need your help. I recently found a girl i know from high school on backpage, and she offers very in depth "massages". I recently emailed the address on her backpage looking to arrange something for when I returned home from college, pretty much confirmed it was her, and arranged to arrange something once I was actually home
here comes the issue. I have a girlfriend of almost 5 years, and this chick definitely knows her and knows people who know her very well. What do I do? Avoid the girl on backpage? Try and convince my girlfriend to give me a 4 handed "massage" with her?
I've always wanted sexual things from this girl, since freshman year of high school, and I'm almost positive that once she knows it's me she'd be willing to do anything, including keeping it a secret.
idk what to do :/
pic related: of her from the backpage
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Such hubris
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>>17156445
a little, I definitely overexaggerated, especially with her being willing to do whatever. she probably wouldn't even want to do anything.
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>>17156431
>I have a girlfriend of almost 5 years, and this chick definitely knows her and knows people who know her very well
I can't believe there are people literally this fucking stupid that manage to make it through life.
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Will I ever meet my internet bf IRL?
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You're being catfished by a fat lesbian.
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>>17156386
Yah but you need to earn money
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>>17156389
I won't be able to get a good enough job to make more than my pension, do I should just save better?
I think I'm too ugly for a pretty girl that will make me feel special, I think my best chance at getting a girl is blowing my head off in front of some girls to make them feel sorry for me https://youtu.be/_VmE6CJrF9g
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>>17156308
are you at least as hot as that guy? cuz if oyu are then just a decent shave and some working out would be enough to land plenty of pretty girls.
you know if you/he stopped acting like a retard.
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Your mental illness is your greatest enemy
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>>17156316
That was me
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So I have this cross tattoo. Pic related. I don't know whether to keep it, get it removed, or cover it up. What do you think?
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Cover it. Getting it removed is painful, needs lots of sessions and is expensive as fuck, on top of that sometimes the tattos is never 100% removed, so get it covered up with something nicer
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>>17156284
any suggestions on what I should cover it with? people say make it personal but I cant really think of anything personal that would be that interesting as a tattoo.
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That's it, I'm adding cross tattoo to my filter.
Fuck you op.
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I really wanna impress this girl. We've been platonic friends for five years, but I just realized that we should date.
I don't know how to approach this.
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Scare her so she come to you for protect.
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>>17156275
if you arent already impressive to her, then you dont have much help. she knows you well enough to know that this is what you are.
you could of course change, and id recommend it in terms of self improvement, but not for her. i doubt this is the long game you are playing.
your (second) best hope is to simply try to transition it into romance subtly. be more flirty. be more touchy. be more protective. see how she plays into it. if she does, wait for the right moment, but go in for dat kiss. then when its over say you arent sure why you did that, but in that moment she just seemed... perfect, like theres something new in her you've never seen before (your dick)
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>>17156275
Get with another girl to make her jealous
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Lie about job interview? 2016-05-18 04:03:15 Post No.17156239
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I'm scheduled for a interview tomorrow. But I feel really discouraged for a few reasons, and I'm debating just skipping it. it's a hours drive just to go, and I have no motivation or energy for this shit.
Anyway, all my friends and co-workers have been supportive, but I KNOW I won't get the job, even if I pass the interview. So should I just lie and say the interview went ok so they don't ask lots of questions of judge me? and if in the future they ask I could just say "it didn't work out"?
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What will be the result of that action?
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You'll feel worse if you skip out. Go, try to get the job. Try to do it. Work at something before you quit.
If you're having trouble tomorrow focus on one thing at a time. Get dressed to go outside, eat breakfast, whatever. Once you're all set to go outside, head out. Once you're outside start worrying about the interview.
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>>17156247
The thing is I know 100% I won't get this job. The interview could go perfect, but I still don't get it.
Basically, I'm fucking exhausted and stressed from this week, and I don't feel like driving a hour and paying to drive on a toll road and paying parking fees for a job i won't get.
I just feel alittle bad because my friends and co-workers have been supportive and shit. morals bullshit
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How can you become asexual ?
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Yes become a eunuch.
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>>17156194
cut your balls off/cut out your uterus
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Isolate yourself, stop with the porn, etc.
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My tummy hurts and im not sure why its 4am here I cant sleep I squatted in the bathroom because I thought id puke then felt ok for a while so I came back to bed now its feeling bad again
I don't want to go back into the bathroom tho because its 4am and my dad is trying to sleep
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Do you fantasize about your Dad sexually?
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>>17156137
Quite frequently, actually.
How is this related though?
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>>17156137
No he's my dad
>always really nice to people
>as nice as I can be
>really want to see people happy
>people love me at work
>no one wants to hangout with me when I'm home
>feel like people only temporarily enjoy my prescence
>feel lonely all the time and like no one truly wants to be around me.
What do I do /adv/? Should I be more mean? I don't want to be mean. I just want to make people really happy but it seems as though the more people I make happy the more no one comes around. It's starting to make me kind of depressed, and makes me feel like I should be lonely.
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>>17156073
Take that fedora off and be more aggressive. No one likes a pussy buzzkill.
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Be fun. What do you do? Invite people to a fun thing
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>>17156117
I'm always offering to pick people up and go to cafe's, or a show or something.
>>17156112
Why though? I don't like being aggressive.
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>family friend owns a large company
>tells me that if I send a resume in, he'll hire me on the spot at 76k starting in new England
>resume is still open in word and not finished
>don't have the energy to even half ass a shitty resume that's going to be blank anyways, so I can get a do nothing job and buy things that I don't want
Help me write a resume, dudes.
I got by school just using /sci/ to do my homework and help me on projects, and have been a NEET for three years since I graduated.
Can I get a fill in the blanks template? The online ones aren't made for dummies like me.
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Kill yourself.
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This is either weak bait or you are the most pathetic person I've seen here.
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>>17156057
just go to a career center or something. local colleges will have one
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Started smoking weed a year ago.
Mom doesn't know at that point.
She gets me a job at her place of work over the summer.
They require follicle test
Never gave me one.
Got the job
They still haven't drug tested me.
What do
20 y/o
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Stop smoking weed dufus.
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But that won't help untill I get rid of my already thc'd hair. That takes time
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Keep smoking weed. Maybe you get caught, embarrass your family, get booted, waste opportunities, but it's worth it. I swear.