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A lot more formal than I'd want it, but it's close enough

>>17150676
Sorry OP. I really don't know how to help you since in theory it seems like you are doing everything you should be doing. Have a bump though.

>>17150676
what's stopping you from passing? i'm the same here and i'm 24. the questions i keep getting from the actual test are mostly bullshit, grammar-related designed to trick you and shill more money for a re-test, which is retarded.

gonna try again this week for the 6th fucking time.

>>17150676
Study the answers, it's way easier.

How do I stop letting anxiety affect my trust in my girlfriend?

>>17150584

while i agree, the people in these positions very rarely want to hear the truth, which is often 'get over it' with some basic tips on how to live their life. they want a magic button that makes it go away (or worse, feign wanting said magic button because they dont want to let go of this 'disability' that they use to define and excuse their lives)

>>17150623
What behaviour of your gf are you afraid of?

Get rid of your porn collection

>>17150489
It's the labor of years. It's not that big, but I'm incredibly picky so it's hard to find things I like.

>>17150491
But if you don't want to fap anymore, then you don't wanna watch it again, do you?

It's a sacrifice that you have to make in order to achieve your goals.

As someone who is dead inside, my advice is to estrange yourself completely or kill yourself.

You're a human, eventually your emotions will get the better of you.

>>17150512
Me and him have been friends for years though. Idk if I can just throw that away.

>>17150420
Maybe you should avoid them for a while.

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>>17150359
Two of my good friends are not voting for Trump, I am voting for Trump. They know this and don't hold it against me. Politics should not get in the way of true friendships. I know a few mexicans supporting Trump.

Also, Trump is not racist. Nobody can prove he is. Because he's not.

I am also disappointed in you and I don't respect your decision.

Don't vote for him, then. Hilary will make a mediocre president. Hopefully the next election will have better choices.

>>17149837
To some people they are, to some they aren't.

If your whole breast is areola you may have a problem.

yeah. depends on the person .but you cant please everbody.so dont worry about it

>>17149837
not really, but it's not that bad really

at least it's not as bad as captcha making me click through 10 images of rivers and then telling me I mistyped the captcha

Not at all man. Im 28 phd student with no gf and dont even care. Life is good and i very much enjoy what im doing wirh my life. After a year or so i will probably thru hike the AT and just do whatever the fuck i want. Do whatever you want in life op. Fuck everyone else

>>17149647
Nope, it's the ultimate goal for femmist society, where you can serve an used slut to be her beta provider.

>>17149647

Breeding and multiplying is the sovereign goal of a species

And securing a good enviroment for your offspring is the next goal

So yeah

Gotta treat them like a friend before you treat them like a lover. Make sure they know you value them as a person instead of just a hot body.

>>17149398

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>>17149398
but why? i mean if sex comes next after breathing eating and shitting i don't see why you have to "befriend" someone to do it

also you straight up dodged my question, which i know is a hard one but i wanna see if there is an actual smart person that can answer this

or else

>>17149179

Nothing because I'm not a faggot like you and I actually have options.

>>17149179
M******?

>>17148541
Can girls tell the difference between confident and arrogant?

Almost-bf suddenly started being online on facebook all the time, before didn't really use it. I asked if he was talking to this one girl that I was kind of suspicious before but he said no, he doesn't talk to anyone on there. Now here is where it gets weird; since this started a couple of days ago he started showing on my phone as a new messenger user. Why download the app if he doesn't talk to anyone? I asked and he said "no i don't have that, who needs that shit on their phone" and still he shows up there.
Lying?

Guys,
Why do you ask girls in these threads for advice when there's a clear difference in what girls say they want and what they actually respond to?

>>17151491
If we are talking about getting one night pussy, no. You want to look like as much pussy magnet as possible. And even then you will fail :-)

If we are talking about getting future wife, lies told at start of dating will only screw you in the long run. The best strategy is to avoid bad questions, but being honest is a big plus in any serious relationship.
>Just don't reveal everything bad about you on first date.

>years of neetism
I'm not sure what that even means.

>>17151553
Thanks for the input

>>17151560
High school education, never had normal job, fuckall social experience and virginal at 23, living in grandparent's house wasting every day

No, unless you use it to get something, ie., money, from Uncle Sam or another person.
If you fake it to get out of work, expect to be fired.
If you fake it to get love, expect to get disliked.

It's a generally poor idea. What were you planning to do?

>>17151454
> faking a pregnancy illegal
If we are talking about telling lies to your surroundings, it isn't illegal, but sure is immoral.
However any psychical and or physical damages you may cause can be sued.

>short answer
no

And now anon, why do you want to do such a thing? Because it sounds like stupid idea.

>>17151497
I'm doing it to hurt a guy who forced me in sex without protection i went through some serious shit and I want him to experience the fear >>17151501

right so.. first we need to go a year back in time to where it all started.. (abit of a long story) gonna write the short version first though

i live a place where we are alot of young people living together in a big building we are ten induviduals with one person rooms.
and there is this girl that i live in the same building as that ive been fooling around with but she's got a boyfriend and theres feelings involved, now i honestly dont want to be her boyfriend but i also dont want to be without her or be with other people.. so idk wtf to do

right so here's the longer version, so she moves in and there is instant chemestry, we hit it off and find eachother atractive bla bla.. one day when we're talking she tells me that she's got a boyfriend and at first its a bummer ofc. but i dont think more of it, i just think that w/e then i'll just get a cool aquiantance instead.

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Bumping

>>17151233
Shes just not interested dude, move on

don't send memes