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gf on legal problems involving custody over false claims of autism 2016-05-25 05:12:27 Post No.17180313
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gf on legal problems involving custody over false claims of autism
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so gf lives in the states ( I don't) and recently lost her mother (dad is MIA forever). Her aunt, a mayor cunt, is the trustee for some funds on her name that her mother left.
That's not the only thing mom left, she also evaded taxes for 3 years and left wooping debt of 28k.
So gf is stuck in that city till she pays the debt, which she can't
Now we go back to cunt-aunt. This bitch is claiming gf has autism, and wants custody over her because she says she can't be left alone.
Cunt-aunt has a lot of influence is the area, she's an accountant and manages taxes and shit like that. So tl;dr cunt-aunt pretty much has the local police force and most attorneys licking her ass.
Gf is pretty bummed, no attorney is willing to even look at her case without a sum of at least 10k, and a-cunt-aunt has practically won legal custody over her on false claims of autism.
All a-cunt-aunt wants is the 100k fund and some autism money or some shit from this.
So, what I'm asking is: what can gf and I do about this whole situation? where to get legal help beyond a-cunt-aunt's reach? is there a way out of this custody bullshit that isn't suicide?
Please help.
Note: a-cunt-aunt evicted and kicked out her own parents and lowkey sabotaged her sister's cancer treatment, on top of breaking into her house, stalking and slandering gf.
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the fuck. tell her to go see a doctor to prove that she's functional. you just can't claim someone is autistic, snap your fingers, appear in court and then win custody over someone.
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>>17180313
Baseball bat to the knees but you didn't hear it from me.
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I don't know how it works in the US, but wouldn't the people her mother owed money to be going to the estate i.e. her aunt? I feel like you're at least not getting the whole story here
I recently stoped watchung porn because I only got really hard when watching porn and I wanted to chane that. But then I realized that there almost no girls I know I could think off to get hard.
>What should I do ?
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>>17180297
How long has it been?
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>>17180301
What exactly?
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>>17180309
You not watching porn. Has it been hours? Days? Weeks?
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>4.0 gpa
>ace every class that isn't math
>take math
>fail
>take same math class
>pass barely
>now I need next tier
>failed first try
>was told i could try and test out if I wanted
So I've tried tutors, I study every single day usually 2-3 hours, I always complete all the homework, yet I cannot pass this last algebra class to access statistics (funnily enough I aced the statistics portion of the class). Fortunately this class has little to no affect on my gpa.
But I'm curious, what the fuck is wrong with me? I excel so easily in every other field of study, but math is a fucking brick wall for me. The advisor at my college basically told me thinks I'm dumb and that college "isn't for you", even though I crush every other field of study and maintain a perfect to near perfect gpa despite my failings in math.
I need 2 more hours of electives, and a stats class to finish. But this fucking math is holding me up. Does anyone have any advice/tips for someone like me? I've tried khanacademy and all that shit, when I take math I always have a tutor, and I always put the work in, but it doesn't seem to mean shit when I get the test in front of me, and suddenly it all blanks out. I don't even get nervous.
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Maybe you're numbers retarded? There's a technical term for it.
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you probably don't have a good foundation in math. I guess you're too far along to go back and try to relearn the basics but that would be my guess.
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>>17180248
That is what I'm starting to think. Can adults even be evaluated for something like this? Should I even bother?
>>17180250
I don't know what a good foundation in math would be. I know the basics pretty well and don't struggle with the easier stuff.
What I noticed though, is that I don't understand how math works at all. Like even a bit. The only way I know how to do things in math, is by pure memorization. The logic just doesn't exist for me. In order to pass a test, I have to have shit down to muscle memory, I rarely ever know why anything is the way it is when I'm solving a problem, just that its the way its supposed to be done. Also let me put it like this, when I read a textbook using a bunch of math lingo, I get lost and confused as fuck. It means absolutely nothing to me, and I don't understand it at all.
It is immensely frustrating to get hung up on math, when everything else is a fucking cake walk for me.
How do I get the smell of vagina off my bedsheets within the next 40 minutes
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wash them
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>>17180214
What does it smell like?
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spray it with cologne or poop on them.
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I'm having trouble with keeping my humor in check. Just for some background, my humor can get REALLY dark. Like. REEEAAALLYY dark. What I'm struggling with is the fact that is my only humor, and I feel like I'm pushing people away from me because of it. I feel like it'd be best if I just got rid of this sense of humor, and just replaced it with something else. Only problem is, I don't know how to go about doing that, or even if that's the best option. I'm sorry for such a vague post. I'm gonna try to stay up for a bit, so I can answer questions you may have.
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ive known a few people with pretty dark humor usually dead baby jokes and abortion jokes.
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What's black and white and red all over?
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I don't really find those kinds of jokes all that funy more of just shock humor.
I fucked up.
I'm going to admit something first and foremost: I'm 18 so now I'm legally allowed to browse 4chan but I've been lurking since age 11 (though luckily I rarely, if ever, posted any content). During those periods I saw a lot of /b/, /pol/, and /r9k/ as well as the content and ideologies behind those boards. I digested great amounts of it, and all of that has now become rooted deep within me. For the longest time I did think that browsing 4chan during my age was unhealthy for development, but it was only once I turned 18 I finally realized how fucked I was.
My question is, is there a way I can expunge certain poisonous ideals and beliefs? I am aware they are damaging me but they have now become the basis for first impressions and so many of my beliefs and philosophies I hold. Should I try and completely reset my whole perspective on life I spent the last few years developing? Socially, I've actually not been too affected so I'm not worried (although my behavior is DEFINITELY weird, a lot of people seem to enjoy how I act and I do have a large group of friends that invite me to outings on a regular basis. I even have a girlfriend and all that who I love dearly) but I would still like to socially readjust to norms.
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read buzzfeed to balance it out. buzzfeed is fucking stupid but they at least have 5 things a day i'll find entertaining. their voice speaks to the young liberal masses. you'll at least understand what other people find entertaining.
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Buzzfeed will only make you mad at the world once you view their stuff through 4chan lenses.
If you really spent the last seven years on here, you're probably beyond repair. I only started going here at age 16 (now 20) and even I sometimes catch myself thinking like a /pol/tergeist or /b/tard.
Just enjoy the ride man. It has its upsides too.
Read some humanist/positivist philosophy maybe.
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>Lurking for 7 years
>Only visited 3 boards
Christ, spend some time on other boards. They're not all like /b/ and /r9k/. Shitholes like /co/ are downright more SJW than Tumblr.
Y: The Last Man is such a shitty comic. So shitty. Megg Mogg and Owl is even more terrible. Fuck /co/ so god damn much.
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How out of my league is she? What kind of men would she most be interested in? 2016-05-25 03:57:49 Post No.17180113
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How out of my league is she? What kind of men would she most be interested in?
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There's this girl I met at a gym 2 years ago
>28 introverted/shy girl
>5 years older than me
>independent
>literally non degenerate, simple and homely
>barely active on social media
>has a master
>loves biking and living in the city
>started doing yoga like really intense and went to a yoga resort in India
>played in a high level softball league
>worked as the vice-president of the artistic direction of Tedx in my city
>currently working at her university in the entrepreneurship department
>literally obsessed with anything related to business/start ups/networking/entrepreneur
>appears to have an active social life
>her ex (which she still has trouble to get over) was the co-founder of some kind of promising start up
>be me
>job involves saving lives on a daily basis
>physically /fit/
>only recently I started to make some mediocre social gains because all my life I was a shut in bullied cuck beta faggot
>got a nice car
>but never had gf
>kinda orbited around her, brunched a few times with her
>last summer while I made some moves on her she told me that "not any kind of person can enter her bubble"
>later kinda told my feelings, didn't say I loved her but hinted that I'd like to know more about her
>"I am a 2nd degree friend, meaning she is closer to other friends and simply cannot open herself on other plans with me"
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't have met her ever. There was something special about her that I can't simply not find in other women, just like when you reach an absolute high and everything seems dull around you.
How would you guys handle this kind of woman?
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>How would you guys handle this kind of woman?
Man up and ask her out.
Women want a man that is better than them. If a woman is very successful in her job, there aren't very many men above her that are available (since many are with hot, young, but not accomplished women).
Some of those women become bitter old cat women, but the smart ones pick a guy who does something "manly" but not necessarily professional. A college professor I know married a fireman, a doctor married a Marine Corps drill instructor.
You may be just her sort of guy.
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>>17180141
From what I've read I feel like hes got a 90% chance of getting shut down.
You know this girl sounds awesome but let me ground you back to reality. Most women are looking for men who are either better or of equal footing than themselves. The reality of it is that, most people end up with people of relative success. Leagues aren't complete bullshit, thats why we still throw that term around even tho nobody seems to hesitate to say that they aren't real. They're real.
But, I would use something like leagues to give you motivation to improve yourself. You want to date a girl out of your league? Improve yourself in a way that puts you in her league and it need not be a materialistic change.
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>>17180141
I think it's pretty much over. Back then, she would contact me once a month but now, even if I initiate a little more than I should, she never initiates anything except wishing me happy new year...woo hoo. I never acted like a complete beta but deep inside, I knew she was too much for me and I did everything I could to try to cure my social shortcomings. I read books, videos, gathered a lot of knowledge of successful people and even read The Red Pill which to some extent helped me but even after all that, I am horrible with people.
Yeah plenty of other girls, tried a lot, all kinds of approach and I get numbers easily but never able to make it past the first week. I am not the brightest mind and somewhat lazy when things never work out but I am awfully persistent.
By the way, she kinda saved from suicide. Of course I never told her that but I was at a point in life where I was lost and purposeless.
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> just turned 21
> boyfriend is 26
> 7 month relationship, everything is going smoothly
> already met each other's family, we're pretty deep
> girl friend hits me up, tells me that her and her bf broke up
> she wants me to go with her alone to a club with our group of friends
> I tell bf about it
> "We have plans already & I don't want you to go cause I'm not there"
> I take it as he's being overprotective, not trusting
> at this moment, he's drinking with his friends without telling me without me there.
> What the fuck
> I'm starting to think he's acting somewhat machismo (it's okay for him to do it but it's not okay and he has to be there)
Is my bf a little insecure being by myself, acting like he has to be over everything I do or am I just in the wrong?
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nah i feel what you're saying
bring it up to him but try not to be confrontational
he might not necessarily realize why it's wrong
that'll come through quickly in a convo
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>>17180106
Guy here.
He's in the wrong.
Unless you two are married, he has no control over whether you go out. Of course, if you fuck some guy from the club, it is your fault the relationship is over.
If you're married, then you both have control over each other.
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>>17180123
He'll say, why can't I go with you? And he'll get somewhat upset about it. He acts like we are married but he's aware that we're not. Our beliefs are completely different & he always tells me "I think different from other people".
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I ate out a girl last night and she sucked my dick.
I wake up this morning and my throat is sore and I have a runny nose and shit.
Should I be worried and get tested or what?
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did you have intercourse? if yes, is your dick fine? if yes you are probably fine
either way you're probably fine but better to be safe than sorry
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might be a good idea.
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>>17180103
I didn't penetrate her vagina, but she sucked it and I used my fingers and my tongue, I get tested pretty regularly (every month unless I don't have sex that month).
I think I might do that just to make sure, might do it soon. Just this WebMD-tier shit is telling me I have AIDS and it's getting me paranoid as fuck
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So, love is apparently a Jewish myth. Butterflies in the stomach, that's infatuation. So is the honeymoon phase. I spent three years in a relationship that should've ended in one, because maybe I did love her. I cared about her deeply and found her attractive. But I really didn't love her, I found out.
So what the hell is love?
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you love your parents don't you?
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>>17180075
Having an agreement on a common goal?
If I've learned anything from this shit board is that most of us say, "I love you, " only because we wish we did. Imo, the feeling of true love is very rare, and it's a culmination of interpersonal, emotional, financial, hierarchial, and sexual factors that intertwine into a feeling of determination and belonging. It's having that, "I'm 1 million percent sure you are the only one for me and I'm 1 million percent sure if you accept me, I will be with you forever. " It's much rarer for those feelings to be reciprocated. Mine never were but I hear some people equally spiral down into calm acceptance of their partner being a part of their life like their very own legs.
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>>17180075
You can't love because your heart is black and your spirit corpulent, fat and sickly.
This is true of most humans in history.
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How to stop doing drugs 2016-05-25 03:48:22 Post No.17180073
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Here's my issue, before I go out I usually have a fair number of drinks to the point that I am quite drunk, at this point I knock back several lines to re-energize myself. Now I wish to stop taking drugs and and only drink but when I do I get tired and feel as if I need them.
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you need rehab. just bite the bullet and do it.
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>>17180081
yeah op nip it before it gets worse
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>>17180073
Sounds like you are partying harder than you probably should, and I say that as a a barely-functional alcoholic and addict. I suggest you just quit the drugs for a long time--give yourself a year. Cold turkey, no excuses. Then decide if you want to stay off forever or try again. Chances are good you will fall right back into patterns you don't like, which means you should almost certainly leave that shit alone forever.
You shouldn't drink so much, either (trust me). That way lies sadness. But probably best to quit one thing at a time, so quit the more expensive one first (assuming you're doing coke rather than uggh, speed).
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> just turned 21
> boyfriend is 26
> 7 month relationship
> girl friend hits me up, tells me that her and her bf broke up
> she wants me to go with her alone to a club with our group of friends
> I tell bf about it
> "We have plans already & I don't want you to go cause I'm not there"
> I take it as he's being overprotective, not trusting
> at this moment, he's drinking with his friends without telling me without me there.
> What the fuck
Is my bf a little insecure being by myself, acting like he has to be over everything I do or am I just in the wrong?
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>>17180027
Could be he doesn't trust your friend and doesn't want you to end up in a shitty situation without anyone else.
...could just be cause you have plans too?
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He knows your friend wants to become a cock pincushion and your proximity puts you at risk.
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>>17180027
>she wants me to go with her alone with our group of friends
what the fuck does this mean
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I don't usually go on /adv/ but I really need a reason to live. I'd had depression for a long time now and my coping methods have run empty. It's gotten really bad. I'm ready to jump off the mountain near my house tomorrow morning. I've tried medication and therapy but I feel like I blew my money on someone telling me what I already know. I use to do new things just to cover up those feelings and it worked until I finally stopped enjoying life in general.
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>>17180016
I have no advice anon. I feel the same way. I won't do it because i dont want to hurt my family. Im sorry we feel this way
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medication can take a while to work.
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>>17180016
Maybe you can find a sense of duty.
That's what's kept me going after losing everything else.
Duty to other people, to those left behind, to the world in general.
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Crushing on a Girl With a Boyfriend 2016-05-25 03:08:37 Post No.17179956
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Crushing on a Girl With a Boyfriend
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All right /adv/, long time lurker, rarely post, but I'm gonna pick anon's brain on my current plight.
I've started texting this girl. We texted a couple weeks before I tried to bring up dating to her and, spoiler alert, she's got a boyfriend. Now here's the kicker, her boyfriend is certifiably worthless. He thinks seeing her more than once or twice a week is "smothering", she's complained about his emotional unavailability, complained they don't communicate enough, shit like that. It's a long-term on again/off again relationship that she's obviously only in because she can't tolerate the idea of being alone.
Many people are constantly telling her what a shambles her relationship is (I avoid this like the plague though, don't wanna be that guy) and she's told me straight up it's just something she's going to live with until she decides to change it.
She and I on the other hand get along really well and she texts me several times each week. We share a lot of interests and always have something to talk about. She ticks a lot of the "ideal mate" boxes and I would kill for a shot with her which she basically said I could have if she didn't have a boyfriend.
Well if you're still with me, I guess I'm just looking for guidance or advice, wisdom from anons with experience pursuing taken women. The more we talk the more it seems like her relationship is approaching an off again point. I just don't know though.
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You should keep up the status quo with her. But keep your expectations low. If I were you, I'd chase after other girls while keeping up with her. That way even if she doesn't break up with her boyfriend, you wouldn't have wasted too much time.
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You're being an "emotional whore". She's just using you to get the gratification that she's not getting in her current relationship. If you want to be friends with her, that's all well and good, but if she wanted to date you, she would've already.
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>>17179965
That's a fair point, and I'm trying to avoid the oneitis. But like I said, she ticks a lot of the ideal mate boxes. Plus, being an introverted socially awkward semi-shut in makes it difficult to meet women.
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If you knew someone that you loathed, that really did make you suffer was defrauding insurance companies from a auto accident. Would you do anything about it? Or just let karma take its course.
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do you have any proof?
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you must have too must time on your hands to really give a fuck.
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>>17179940
Why do you loath them?
How do you know they are commiting fraud?