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I practiced meditation and self-hypnosis and eventually figured out that everything we do is just a function of willpower. If you're jumping from one New Age thing to another, then you're looking for a magic fix that doesn't exist. I can guarantee that you're not taking your medical treatment seriously and skipping on medication.

>Decided to fix 1 of 20 typos
lol

>>17180616
I am taking my medical treatment very seriously I am just having a very bad streak the past couple months I am stuck in a rutt. I have been having non stop bad luck. While I am calm because I have been meditating I am hiding from the reality of my current situation with my business I work hard and have done everything possible but there is no market for it in my area. I do not have the health to currently work for someone else and I am moving out with my husband in six months. I feel like there is something else I should be trying but I can not figure it out I am stuck in an endless loop.

Yes, they can and a lot of the time will look at your Facebook. Make your shit private or quit being an edgy sperglord.

>>17180591

Maybe, maybe not.

As someone who employed people in retail for a while 5 years ago, I can tell you that I never bothered with their Facebook profiles. I didn't have time. Work was too busy, and I really didn't care.

But, I'll tell you I lost out on jobs for just having alcohol in pictures, or references to alcohol, when I was over 21 and that was perfectly legal. I didn't find out until after the fact. I cleaned up my act on social media and it seemed to help.

I am personally more tolerant of Facebook profiles than most, but now I'm in a situation where I'm hiring corporate professionals who have a resume that allow me to overlook this shit, not someone who has never held a job. My boss probably does more drugs than your average 17 year old but she knows how to build an online hotel booking platform while drunk and high and you don't.

Just clean that shit up.

Try not being a spergy pile of shit on a platform where real-life people can see it.

While you're at it, don't do it anonymously, either.

You're going to look back on these days and cringe.

>>17180586
Have a tickle fight maybe? Seriously, try it.

Just tell her that peoples sense of humor are different and that she really shouldn't worry about it.
It's the same as having different favorite bands, films etc.

Her making you laugh isn't even what she is supposed to do as a girlfriend. A lot of men, me included, typically fake laugh at a girlfriends jokes because we like them and don't want to offend them.

It doesn't mean a thing.

>>17180586

tell her you find her funny but you're indulgent and kind of a narcissist when it comes to humor so you don't always laugh at other people's jokes. you know it's a flaw, but you don't want her to stop cracking jokes because you really do enjoy them.

it's a reassurance-self-deprecation-reassurance sandwich. works on girls everytime.

She doesn't have to keep people whose morals she doesn't agree with in her life. You've shown her your true colours, and she doesn't like those true colours. To be honest, you've probably fucked up the friendship.

>but I'm going through a tough time in my life
Oh bawwwwww

>>17180558

Alright, fuck the excuses, this is what I want. Is that enough honesty?

>>17180556

I mean, hypothetically, if I really did end this, is it salvageable? I know I can't give all of the details but she's not the only person in my life who never saw me becoming this guy. Is there any chance of proving this is unique?

just some clarity, she says the memory makes her really mad at me, but I can't really think about this particular memory being that bad at all really (for my it was a happy memory).

It means she has emotional problems and she's dealing with them poorly. She's your ex for a reason.

>>17180512
What was it that you actually referenced anon, surely you have some idea as to what it is? She's your friend, if friend start treating like shit ideally you should stop being friends with them.

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My penis controls my life.
Sometimes I think if I was castrated I would be a lot more at peace, but not having a dick would suck.
What if all the women were gone? Wait, that would probably make things really gay and that's not what I want.
So everyone has to go? Is that the solution.

I look at myself and see this beta faggot who can't git gud with girls so he's turning to dudes but kenjataimu dictates that's not what he really want.
I think my gay fantasies are the result of extensive porn viewing over the years. This is just my perversions evolving and considering the other sex. This is fucking degeneracy and every part of me wants to tear it out but IT KEEPS COMING BACK.

The Jews fucking got me.

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Anyone else want to make a castration pact with me?

>>17180434
If there's any serious side-effects to taking them, I'd recommend you tell him now rather than having to explain yourself later.

yes please do.
I went on meds and it made me really depressed and my sex drive got so low. I failed to tell him and he thought that there was something wrong with him and it caused a lot of problems. Just tell him that there might be side effects that are not that pleasant and ask him for his support if that happens

>>17180440
it's just lovan/fluoxetine
>>17180441
how should I word it?

>>17180392
If you go to sleep, all the blood will come out in your sleep and you'll never wake up.

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>>17180534
Nigga I'm just anxious
I have no clue how blood works
Google is vague
Fuck

If you gouged an artery, you'd know it. You sure as fuck didn't hit one in your finger. You probably just cut it really deep so it's going to take awhile to heal. Make sure to put some Neosporin on it and stop crying.

>I know its bad
Then don't do it.
/thread

>>17180388
Europe, or at least the Netherlands

>>17180428

I can do whatever I want

Why stop?

>>17180421
Because I'm sick of this shit. When I'm horny though it's like the first thing I go to. Muscle memory just takes over

>>17180386
penis goes in the vagina nigga

>8========D

have you tried to talk about it with your fiancee? what's the reason for the lack of sex?

>Engaged
>Already a distinct lack of sex
Leave while you can.

>>17180378
maybe she hasnt had sex because she has had one kid after another. womens sex drives take a tank after they have kids so they dont get pregnant again until their bodies are healthy enough. give her a break ask her to suck your cock or something. Are my assumptions right?
dont fuck everything up just to get some pussy

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>>17180373
Get wrist implants.

>>17180390
Why would you implant a watch into your wrist? That's just stupid

Get a smaller watch. A large one will just look dumb. Shit from Swatch is alright. You might also want to look at women's watches. Nobody's gonna know it's a woman's watch unless you get something really stupid.

>>17180333
Tits with trips. Delicious.

>>17180333
::rolls eyes::

Realize that you wouldn't like her sending your nude photos of yourself to your family and friends or telling potential dates that you have a small penis. Think about that before sharing private photos, asshole.

>>17180349
Mfw black with no bbc

>>17180330
I'd say Quinn is trying to seperate you and John

So what do I do? John and Quinn sort of low-key liked each other back when John. But I didn't think anything of it

>>17180330
>I wanted a "break" and he thought I meant break up and I thought he was breaking up with me.
Here's the thing. If you need space, ask for it. But never, ever ask for a "break" because you're essentially asking to break up. It's not different. So if this happened while you were on "break," he didn't cheat. If this apparently happened when you were together, it could go either way. Quinn could be separating you or the only one telling the truth. You'll probably have to cut one or both out of your life anyway.

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I was dating a girl that hasn't texted me in 4 weeks. Calm down it could be alot worse... You could be me.

>>17180326
Have you messaged her yourself?

>>17180326
She probably just forgot.

It's been a day.

Or maybe she hasn't gone to bed yet?

2am isn't late.