That feel when you have strong career interests, but won't ever be able to achieve them
14 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17177822
im sorry did you mean to put this on tumblr or twitter
>>
>>17177825
I don't have either of those.
>>
File: whooptydo.jpg (30KB, 500x478px) Image search:
[Google]
30KB, 500x478px
Well, I wasn't smart enough to be an astronaut. I REALLY wanted to be an astronaut.
Wah wah wah. Life sucks, OP. Wear a helmet.
And get another, more realistic career path started.
File: 1463275386621.jpg (1MB, 2209x1884px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 2209x1884px
What's going on with me /b/?
>22
>haven't gotten laid since the patriots won the Superbowl
>cut off all my friends.
>work 3 jobs and go to shook
>stopped smoking cigarettes and drinking soda
>keep starting to work out only to stop a few weeks later and start again a few weeks later
>don't go out much, but when I do its to the strip club
>lost all mojo when it came to talking to girls. I used to walk up to any girl and tell her I thought she was cute and would easily have a conversation with her and sometimes get a number. Now I don't even know what to say to a cutie if she walked up to me and grinded her ass in my dick.
>despite the fact that I stopped cigarettes and soda I can't stop smoking weed and its making me tried all the godamn time
So I'm not depressed or a loser....but I feel depressed and like a loser. What do I do from here? I can't keep not having a social life. It's not like I've been socially awkward my whole life.
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
/adv*/
Woops
>>
Quit smoking pot for 60 days and see what happens.
Before the stoners wake up I'm not saying weed is bad. I am saying that it can be bad for some people. And OP sounds like a perfect example of someone who is suffering from the demotivating effects that some people experience when they smoke regularly.
>>
>>17177830
This. I love my weed but some people just can't handle the bad effects that comes with it (laziness, lack of motivation and paranoia). It seems its the first two with you
Is there any relatively safe and legal method to black out/pass out/block memory/disassociate for a few hours on demand on a regular basis?
Getting sufficiently drunk is too expensive, unhealthy and hard to estimate so it has a huge chance of backfiring and I'd prefer if that didn't happen again.
19 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
How obvious is it if someone's been roofied? Can I just drug myself without my date noticing?
>>
>>17177729
>black out/pass out/block memory/disassociate for a few hours on demand on a regular basis?
Usually people use benzodiazepines (eg valium) for what I think you want. They're not disassociative, but they get the job done.
But you should really go to a shrink and get your mental problems diagnosed and treated properly, OP.
>>17177777
Witnessed those quints, but what the fuck are you even asking here?
Why would you want to roofie yourself?
>>
>>17177802
Because I hate sex but want a parnter, and the way gay dating works, the best I can do is go to a bar and get fucked again and again and again until one of them likes me enough to stick around.
It's like buying lottery tickets. I just need to learn to care less about my body than losing loose change.
File: tmp_5885-QssCDYfh-488040580.jpg (83KB, 820x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
83KB, 820x1024px
> at work
> no friends
> social event at work where you sign up as a team and get a chance at a day off
>I have no friends and I'm autistic, so no team
> either need to email the guys running the event and ask to be put on a team
> or not participate at all, and pretend that I'm busy or don't care
W-which is less aspie?
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
emailing the guys is less aspie
>>
op just sign up!
even if you don't have a ton of fun, at least you'll be able to say you did something. you can't make friends if you don't try
>>
Don't do anything, don't draw attention to yourself
File: screen-shot-2016-01-08-at-8-45-59-pm.png (824KB, 807x806px) Image search:
[Google]
824KB, 807x806px
what are some tips for cowgirl/reverse cowgirl?
>inb4 watch porn
yeah i know but i would like some personal tips from people
i'm O K at being on top, i think, but my guy and i don't do it very often. i usually feel nervous. we've talked about positions and whatnot and he says cowgirl is "just too intense" for him, but i wonder if he's just trying to be nice and not hurt my feelings.
so, /adv/, how do you like your ladies to ride you?
thanks
8 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
You're assuming enough guys on this board get laid to answer this.
>>
>>17177724
Don't move you're hips purely horizontally, it hurts the pelvis of the guy and kills the boner. Move with your legs, not your belly.
>>
>>17177855
This. Don't rub your crotch on his. Make movements that let his cock slide in and out of you. Everything else is bullcrap. It's a good workout for your ass and thighs. Basically, You position your legs beside him and then start doing a "twerking" movement with your booty. Once you get tired of that, switch to bobbing up and down with your legs. Once you get tired of THAT, move your legs further up so you stand on your feets and squat over his dick. Then squat up and down - quickly. Then go back to the "twerking". Alternate these moves. You can go FAST. Also, always try to last a few secs longer in every position. It will rapidly increase your stamina and also give you an awesome ass. If i need a break, i sit straight up and play with myself , make sloooow movements and give him something to look at. Otherwise, i'm hunched over him, nibbling on his neck. Another great idea is to put your hands under his asscheeks. That way you can grab tightly and aid yourself a bit with more enthusiastic thrusts. You can "pull him up to you". If you do reverse cowgirl, make sure to give him a nice view by arching your back. Girl on top positions are no time to be selfconscious.
File: download.png (1KB, 234x215px) Image search:
[Google]
1KB, 234x215px
Does porn turn you into a cuck?
I had a one night stand date with this chick I met on POF. Netflix and chill type of date, 10 minutes in she starts feeling on my pecs and kissing my neck. I let her do her thing and she pulls out my floppy chubby, awkwardly jerking me off then sucking me off for 2 minutes. I'm sitting there moaning and shit telling her it's good and to suck my balls, but I just can't get hard. We make out for a bit while I finger her and it gets slightly harder so I tell her to spread her legs and let me eat her out while I Jack myself off to get hard.
After that I'm in penetration mode, I put on the condom and start fucking her. All I can think about is how I can't feel shit and go soft in a minute. We try again for 30 minutes and I just couldn't get it up. So now we're just chilling watching Spongebob and she tells me she's having another friend over. An hour later this black dude comes over and we start watching Spongebob together. 10 minutes in she starts doing the same shit to the black dude and me, the black guy gets hard instantly and I'm there on the bed with a flaccid chub. She says she can suck me off while the black guy fucks her, but all this just didn't feel right so I backed down.
I sat down on the chair at the corner of the room while this black guy completely demolishes her pussy, hearing her scream topped off with the black guys aggressive grunts and thrusts made me horny AF. I started jerking off watching them and was about to join in, but the thought of DPing this chick made me cum all over myself and it never happened.
I awkwardly sat there watching them before I told them I was leaving. She walked me out and gave me a kiss.
TL;DR 45 degrees bent over shrugs, is it effective? With how the traps are shaped it seem to be the best angle to do it in to hit upper, middle, and lower.
11 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17177705
Yeah, but focus on the form more, it's easy to hurt your back doing bent over shrugs, if careless.
>>
22 years old and i have the exact same problem every time I manage to score a root.
Have no problem getting rock hard and cumming within 10 minutes to some high test sloot getting bone proned but when it comes to actual sex i just cant seem to keep it hard.
Have used viagra a few times which does a very good job at making me a human dildo but i still cant cum. End up fucking for about an hour before I usually pretend to cum and pull the condom off my still solid dick, then go home and jerk myself stupid.
Try viagra and if you still cant get hard/cum go see a doctor like i probably should
>>
Pi/4 bent over rows
File: ffm_mattress_by_froukjehoorenbeek-d6appnt.png (649KB, 1024x769px) Image search:
[Google]
649KB, 1024x769px
I'm obsessed with my gf's best friend. I've been with this girl for three and a half years now, and known her friend for three years. I've been obsessed with her ever since the three of us hungout for the first time. I think she likes me too; I feel like she acts restricted around me, she always likes my photos on fb and my personal tweets, and she's told me that she thinks that I'm really cool and that I intimidate her. We stayed at her apartment (we live in different cities) a few months back and I stole a pair of her dirty panties. I'm going to see her in a month when her, my gf, and I go skiing. She's moving overseas and starting a career at the end of the year and I want to confront her. I want to give her panties back and tell her how I feel. I want to eat her ass from all possible angles. I was considering asking her if she had a crush on me when we get a moment alone.
I should mention that me and my gf have been officially broken up for around four months now. I still see her weekly, fuck her, talk to her almost daily etc... but yeah.
So what do you think anon? Should I go for it? How do you feel about my plan?
TL;DR:
>OP is obsessed with gf's bestfriend
>OP stole gf's bestfriend's panties
>OP wants to make love to her before she moves overseas
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
bamp
>>
cmon, I even did cliffnotes
>>
>>17177700
Sounds like bait to me
You're obsessed with gf's best friend, and have now broken up with gf but still fucking her? And hoping to fuck the friend too?
btw don't get offended if your ex tries to fuck your best friend, lol
File: Filet Mignon.jpg (176KB, 960x960px) Image search:
[Google]
176KB, 960x960px
I need advice. Please.
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
We are a lower middle class family living in the suburbs of Chicago. My patents are American citizens who immigrated from Poland when i was 2. My dad and i install floors for empire today. Idk what to do. He speaks English well enough to hold conversations with people and go back to school, but i know he doesn't have the patience to actually go. Hes been installing floors for over a decade. He just told me he wanted to stay playing the lottery so be doesn't have to work. He told me he has about 7 years left on paying the house
>>
I told him to just sell the house and use the money to go retire, he explained.what's he going to do? Move into an apartment? Hes also worried about my brother and i, but we'll get by, I'm not worried about that. I wish i had a 6 figure job and was able to just have them live in a house with me but i slacked off in high school and did not go to college. Im still at home at 24 and i want to learn programming and start a career of my own, but i cant just up and leave my dad to install floors by himself. Trust me. I despise installing floors, but without me his workload would increase, he'd get less work done. And its way more stress on him, and me while im not working with him just knowing what hes going through.
>>
I want to get a new job and get back into the thick of college, but just the lingering thought of my dad busting his ass for less money just kills me. I cant leave. Hes told me that i can but i cant. I can't do thay to him. My mom is a nurse for old people and i couldn't tell you what kind of money she brings in. He explained a bit ago how he needs to make 4k a month to handle all his debts and pay the house off. I honestly dont know what to do and am starting to tear up just typing this.
Anonymous
Loving two people at once 2016-05-24 14:46:19 Post No.17177649
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Loving two people at once 2016-05-24 14:46:19 Post No.17177649
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Loving two people at once
Anonymous
2016-05-24 14:46:19
Post No. 17177649
[Report]
[View this topic]
Hello I have a long story but I'm going to try to keep it short. So I've been dating this guy (let's call him One) for a little over a year. Things were great in the beginning, as expected in a new relationship. We felt really close, really compatable, would have lots of fun talking and spending time together. His family really likes me, as mine really likes him as well. About, 6 months into our relationship, I became friends with and started talking to another person, (we'll call him Two), and we just instantly hit it off. Great compatability and we never get bored talking to eachother. He supports me. We would play games together and draw together and just have such a fun time doing whatever it was. He lives a few hours away, may I point out. So it would be a long distance relationship if anything were to happen. I would end up talking to him more than One, my attention would just gravitate towards Two more, just naturally, because we always had more to talk about.
Cont..
15 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17177649
Cont.
About 8 months into my relationship with One, (2 months into me and Two talking), I told One I needed a break from the relationship, since things were getting stale. In that time, I was devistated, but I was talking to Two in the meantime and he was helping me try to get over One. Not only that, but very supportive and comforting of my decision. I ended up taking One back, because I missed him so much. Nothing felt right without him. This hurt Two alot and we tried talking after but things weren't the same. We stopped talking for a week, but then decided to talk again, because we both felt we couldn't stay away. This is when feelings became intense between us, and this is when I felt like i fell for him. And even though me and One were back together, I was feeling these feelings for Two which were so intense and feelings I've never felt before. About a month ago, I ended things with One again, because things were getting stale again. And i felt like I really wanted to be with Two instead. We met up, but things didn't feel as right with Two as they did with One. And I started missing One again. And now we're back together, and now I miss Two so god damn much. It hurts. Does anyone know what I should do? Is this going to be a never ending cycle? I can't stand the fact that I'm hurting both of these guys, and I know in the end I have to choose one. I have such good compatability with both of them, though I feel Two is easier to talk to about everything.
>>
>>17177649
>>17177652
are you taking crazy pills? Stop seeing or talking wiuth both of those guys. Seriously OP you are scum
>>
>>17177669
Seconded.
However OP might be late teens, early twenties. One way or another, you need to mature up a bit.
File: futurehome.jpg (110KB, 854x435px) Image search:
[Google]
110KB, 854x435px
How would I find out how much a home like this would cost, on a 4 acre lot. I already own the land, It's my parents really. But I thought about building a single floored, big building like this to live in. I obviously don't have the funds yet, so I can't pay someone to give me an assessment. How would I find out?
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: futurehome2.jpg (102KB, 853x426px) Image search:
[Google]
102KB, 853x426px
>>17177606
>>
If you do it authentic, tens of millions at least.
>>
>>17177612
WIthout the real gold, but still solid enough to last a century or more.
File: NLbAJpu.jpg (42KB, 720x720px) Image search:
[Google]
42KB, 720x720px
Help me out /adv/
I've been going out with this girl, and I actually like her. I've gone out on dates before, don't get me wrong, wanted to like some of them but just wasn't feeling it.
Problem is she's really not over her ex, and has some real issues. I knew since I first met her, but she broke down crying to me for a few hours in bed, saying she still has a lotta feelings for him and didn't want me to get hurt if she kills herself because she doesn't care about anything anymore.
Date was nice after that, we were sweet and cute and she said she cared about me when I dropped her off. Next morning I took a long walk, because I feel she's not ready and I feel like I'm taking advantage of the situation. I called her, and she gave me the "can't be more than friends right now" before I got to say anything.
I said I couldn't handle being friends, but if she ever needed someone to talk to, I'm available, and to hit me up if she ever wanted to try again. I plan on checking in on her in a month or so and trying again then.
I guess what I'm asking is if this is the best course of action, if I want a real, healthy, relationship with this girl. Friends said it sounds like self sabotage, that I should "just be friends" until something happens.
Appreciate any thoughts :)
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Just really confused. Was really nice, she kissed me first, she was very sweet and begged to see me, met her parents and everything.
But her boyfriend of 2.5 years broke up with her just under two months ago, and he was her first.
Trying to figure out if I made a mistake in telling her goodbye for now, if I was just a rebound, or if there's any potential in the future.
>>
:(
>>
I think you handled it ok and were right to not get involved with the load of crazy she's dealing with right now. That being said, don't hold out for her and stop looking for other girls. This girl sounds fairly off balance and personally I wouldn't ever be involved with someone who was playing the suicide card like that.
I'd drop her completely. But if you really want something with this girl, don't do the friend thing, but maybe just say hey and see how she's doing every few months. Still keep looking for other girls though. This one sounds like a pain in the ass.
File: between_a_rock_and_a_hard_placev2[1].jpg (24KB, 425x282px) Image search:
[Google]
![between_a_rock_and_a_hard_placev2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nKwG00P.jpg "between a rock and a hard placev2[1]")
24KB, 425x282px
Hi /adv/.
My problem is that I'm not sure whether I should return some paintings I recently bought.
The reason why I consider returning them is that I got mad at my mother for painting my window borders while I wasn't there (yes I get mad about something like that for some reason - I'm not sure why).
Anyway, she painted the window borders because I asked her whether she still had some white paint left since I am planning to freshly paint my walls before I hang the paintings there. She did have more than enough paint left and so she decided to "do me a favor" by also painting the old window borders with some of it.
Now I clearly hurt her feelings (again). This, in turn, makes me feel bad about myself (especially since I'm a failure as a son). I usually get rid of things that remind me of bad experiences in my life. I hate being reminded of bad things that happened in the past. I would probably think of this bad experience each time I look at the paintings because they are the reason why I asked my mother for paint in the first place. However, I really like those paintings. More importantly, my mother knows that I wanted hang the paintings on that wall. If I return them and she asks me about it, I either have to lie about it and pretend that I didn't like them (which is a pretty obvious lie because I said multiple times how much I liked all of them), or I tell her the truth and probably make her feel even worse ("my son now cannot enjoy his paintings because of me").
What do you suggest I do?
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17177512
Find a job
>>
>>17177516
I hate my job. That's why I value my free time at home a lot and want to keep anything that makes me feel bad out of that sacred relaxation space.
>>
>>17177524
you sound super autistic, I'm sorry I don't understand how your mind works well enough to offer you any correct advice
to me, I wouldn't have gotten mad about the window being painted, and I wouldn't feel any resentment from viewing the paintings. Basically you miss me on every level because I can't relate to any of this.
How do I let go of my dreams and grow up? For as long as I can remember I've been obsessed with music. I sacrifice sleep, my work and personal life suffer, all because I'm drawn to creating it to the point of obsession. I've tried just doing it on the side while I work a real job, but I don't have the self control. I compulsively prioritise it above everything else. I don't even have a real job right now because I'm a DEADSHIT who lives with their parents and does this. I'm not dumb - I had a distinction average in my STEM degree. I just can't shake this compulsion. How do I grow up and get rid of it so I can get a real career and lead a proper life?
11 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
I don't know why youd want to, but maybe get rid of all your music gear
>>
The world could probably use more mad geniuses. Not less.
>>
>>17177511
I feel like inadequate shit all the time because of what I do though. I feel like I'm not contributing anything of worth to society. I feel like a child because I don't have a job I can support myself on. I feel like I've accomplished nothing with my life. I got into law school and med school after my bachelors but I turned them both down to do this, and now all my friends are making money and have careers they love. And I just don't. Even my girlfriend looks down on me. She's a teacher and she loves what she does, and gets paid for it. I can see it in her eyes that she thinks I'm a failure because of how carried away I get on this stuff, at the expense of everything else. I just want to give it up. I don't want to want this any more.
File: IMG_20160519_184848.jpg (995KB, 2448x2448px) Image search:
[Google]
995KB, 2448x2448px
Went on a date with a girl and it went really well, like I can't remember when someone last made me feel this way (backstory is bad breakup in 2014 that left me feeling emotionally empty for a long time). We text the next day and talk about the future plans we made during the date, and she asks if we can go as just friends. And my stupid reply is "could I ask what your reasoning is?"
I feel like we were both pretty into each other, but looking at it now I probably got too gung-ho and made too many assumptions. I'm trying to evaluate how much I fucked up, and how recoverable the situation is. I told her this morning that I understand these things take time, and that we can go as friends if she wants to. But I worry I made bad assumptions again. I haven't heard from her since Sunday, that's not really unusual (she can have 2-3 day lapses in conversation) but now I'm worried that I screwed it up anyway.
I guess the only thing to do is wait and see how she responds and go from there? Should I ask her next time I see her how she feels about me, or is that too direct?
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Where did you meet her?
Perhaps she didn't feel the spark as much as you did, as disappointing as that is. Depending on how you met, she may not be looking for a friendship, which is why she has gone cold.
I think your best bet at the moment is probably to distance yourself and focus on perhaps meeting other people. You need to be sure that you're asking for a friendship for the right reasons, not just in an attempt to get closer to her or change her mind.
I hope it works out anon. Unrequited love (or crush) is never pleasant.
>>
>>17177496
We met online, talked for a month and shared pics before we met in person. I suppose it's possible that she just wasn't into me after meeting IRL. It's hard to believe though with how we clicked, though maybe I had a rosy picture of things. Either way it's a bummer if it doesn't work out, I haven't felt this way for a while so i'd be supremely bummed for it to not work out.
>>
Don't ask what her reasons are or how she feels about you.
A lot of women start to lose interest when the guy doesn't show her any signs of physical attraction, like touching and prolonged eye contact, brushing up against them, hugging, kissing etc. Body language in general is a huge part of building attraction.
But if she still wants to see you, the 'going as friends' thing might be her subconscious way of just resetting. You can always start over, but don't be needy about you rapport. Just act natural and pleasant and build attraction from there.
File: download.png (3KB, 248x203px) Image search:
[Google]
3KB, 248x203px
>5 year relationships, both full time workers, perfect, no fights, great time. maximum love
>she starts college last september to start a career
>College is 200 miles away, she lives there during the week and comes on weekends. I didn't move so I could keep my job to pay her school
>As soon as she starts school, the relationship just disintegrates..
>distance, stress, she bottles everything on the inside, wont communicate
>yesterday
>cuddling on the couch, having a good time, she seems a bit off, so i try to get her to talk, to tell me what she feels
>''Anon, I dont feel a connection anymore, i still love you, but i cant do this anymore, I feel like shit all the time and I feel resentment that you didn't move, its over''
>we talk a bit, i end up going to pack because cry
>come back up mid packing and sit in kitchen for rest of day, she drinks alot. silence.
>get pillows and sleep on couch while she goes to bed.
>Awake all night.
>Hear her get ready to leave for school this morning
>She comes into the living room, sits beside me on the couch, we hold hands. I say I dont want to leave, she says we have too. We hug for a solid 5minutes. she gets up and walks out the door.
>watch her drive away
>cry
>write this
15 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Sorry :( hope things look up for you soon
>>
>>17177449
What an absolutely ungrateful bitch
>>
You better stop paying her bills then. She should have picked someplace closer if she couldn't handle distance.