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So over the last three months my cat lost his appetite and gradually went from 11lbs to 4.6lbs. during this time my vet suspected that it was some sort of throat infection that was preventing him from eating. My cat in the last week began acting very lethargic and no longer had the energy to jump up onto his perch. I just got back from the vet and he diagnosed that my cat had complete renal failure and would go comatose within a week and die. I just scheduled an appointment to have my cat euthanized Thursday morning and am not sure what to expect. Do any of you have experience with putting your pets down?
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It's going to hit you pretty hard and you're going to feel like shit for a while. Even if you didnt absolutely LOVE your cat, it's still going to be a hole in your daily life for a while.
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>>17179318
>having a cat
>having emotions tired to it
Literally why. Cats are assholes I'm not even memeing. Another reason to not like them down below.
http://www.fox5ny.com/health/113215147-story
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>>17179318
Had to put two cats down in the past year for cancer and general old age. It sucks, but all you can do is hold their paw while they slowly lose consciousness and die. Ask if the vet offers a paw imprint, it's what we got for our two cats.
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Hey /adv/. This is my first visit to this board but I think my question belongs here.
The apartment complex in which I live has now instituted a system in which me must create a login and password to browse the internet, and I am considering using a VPN to protect my privacy.
I was hoping you all could give me general advice about using proxies, and also give recommendations on which VPNs are good - and feel free to tell me if my privacy concerns are perhaps unfounded.
Pic unrelated.
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>apartment complex
>you're not paying for your own internet
you live in a dorm
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>>17179329
I live in an off-campus apartment that has internet included. I could get my own internet, but I still have to pay for theirs. It has some affiliation with the campus so it might as well be a dorm.
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Thinking of Joining the Military
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So I graduate high school in a few weeks and the only thing I have planned after is a summer job and some gigs as a photographer that are paying alright money, but nothing long term. Thoughts?
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Don't join the army. Why not just go with the gig and photography and take a year or two to work and find something you're interested in enough to study?
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If you really want to join you could be a combat journalist I guess.
GI Bill is good, but if that's the only reason you want to do it I wouldn't
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>>17179300
you do realize the amount of cases of PTSD after joining the military and going to war right? it's not COD and the people who seem to come back perfectly fine are often sociopaths themselves.
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>tfw kinda wanna major in history
>kinda wanna major in cs
>not sure what I'd do in cs or if I just like the idea of it
HOW DO I GET /STIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF/
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>>17179274
Major in the history of CS, dipshit.
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Don't study history
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>>17179274
Major cs minor history bam done get the fuck out
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What should I get my long-distance gf for her birthday? Last year before she moved I got her a 12" Greek goddess statue (she's into mythology). She expressed that she wanted another one but I don't think it's a good idea for certain reasons.
Basically looking for something about $50, it's how much we usually spend on eachother.
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a dildo
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get her 50 doallrs worth of condoms shes gonna need them for all that fuckin she does while your away.
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>>17179213
Why don't you get her a book relating to what she likes. A lot of shiny pictures and few words.
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Will girls get wet for the O.D?
I drive pic related
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Cars don't attract girls.
Cars attract guys.
The exception is your car, which won't attract anybody.
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>>17179183
If it leaks in the rain they might get wet.
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>>17179183
I'm a guy and I'm wet after seeing that sexy ute.
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>call up friend on Skype, former ex just cool friends now
>chat, talk, mess around, laugh
>suddenly distinct sound emits from earbuds
>guys, you know this sound, THAT sound
>pic related, my face
>he tries to distract me while doing his thing
>laugh awkwardly, just try to stay cool
>want to ask, but it's just too awkward
Wtf? Why. We haven't spoken in 3 months, but it's cool, we're cool but just why? I heard it. He knows it. I think. I just don't get why he did it right there while we were talking.
Should I confront him with it? I like him, I love him, but as friends now. This was just too damn awkward...
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>>17179168
Confront him, the sound of him peeling the dead skin off his balls and flicking it around is awkward af
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>>17179168
Does it sound like stirring macaroni?
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fart sound? what is that sound?
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Should I meet this 16 y/o girl i met on tinder she was listed as 18, didn't tell me age untill we made really awesome communication, now were all over each other and she's really amazing... There are no laws against it in my country except society will shame ... I'm 25 btw
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Do you really want to be in a relationship with a high school kid?
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>>17179142
>There are no laws against it
There's no problem then.
>except society will shame
Society is shameful these days
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>>17179142
When I was in high school, the father of one of my friends was dating a girl our age.
That is fucked up.
But you aren't even 30, I say you should go for it
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I have a job interview in like 15 hours and I'm shitting myself.
What do I say if they ask what my weaknesses are or ask me to talk about myself?
HELP
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>>17179006
Downplay your weaknesses, talk yourself up. Simple.
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If they ask you what you're weaknesses are, they're really looking at how you handle uncomfortable situations.
Say something non-specific, like: "When I make a mistake, I look for solutions so it doesn't happen again."
Truthfully, they already have your qualifications from your resume. They just want to make sure 1) you're trainable, and 2) you're not a jerk.
I know this sounds trite, but: be yourself. Imagine how exhausting it would be if you put on an act, and then had to put on a show for them five days a week for the next few years. Smile, do your best, and let the chips fall where they may.
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>>17179006
Tell them your weaknesses? Be humble... say shit that you're bad at (can be made up), and then provide proof that you're trying to better yourself. Like, "I have a problem giving up control when working with teams of people" and then follow with "But I've been making a conscious effort in those types of situations to trust other people".
When talking about yourself, stay modest. Tell them shit you've done, "I've accomplished this, which helped me improve my social skills and my leadership skills"... "I do a lot of self-studying and learned how to (insert what skill you've learned here) on my own... I'm very dedicated to professional development"...
at the end show you're super into the job by asking about things like, professional development opportunities (do they pay for classes/courses), opportunity for job advancement in your position (can I eventually become like a senior manager or something).
I've always fantasized about my friend's GF. Recently I've even found myself having sex dreams with her. I believe this is the result of our joking around in the last few months.
We started to joke around with sex talk on and off. First, it was her saying she would punch/kick her BF's (my friend's) balls if he didn't do X or Y and I would escalate it, little by little, saying she should do it when they're having sex cause it's always fun to try new things. We laughed it off, my friend included.
A few weeks after we were talking about my GF and my friend's GF told me she will tell her to also kick/punch my balls as a punishment. Jesting, I told her she should because I'm not afraid of trying new things. This time though, she did the escalating: saying she likes redheads and asking if my GF was into women. I told her we've talked about doing a 3way with another woman but it never became more than that.
Fast forward a few weeks and we've been chatting more and more and now, every time we talk it's always "joking" about sex. She's been sending me pictures of women she likes and saying stuff like "I've been looking for girls you might like" and "why are you still online? Just go watch some porn and jerk off". She even started to tell me somethings she does with her BF (my friend) sexually.
So, taking into account all of this, I think she wants something with me (subconsciously) or at the very least feels aroused by the idea. Of course nothing will ever happen but I won't lie, this idea has been eating away at me.
What do you think? Am I reading too deep into this?
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You might have something here, but it is hard to tell. Anyway, my advice is, tread super carefully. Dont initiate first or escalate too far, you could fuck up relationship with 3 ppl at once
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>>17178981
She's just playing with you. Step outside of the situation and look in - she's hopping on her boyfriend's (your friend's) dick, and if she didn't like the ride, then she would get off. She's being vulgar with you, not flirty. That's how women typically joke with their friend boys. They feel like they can get away with saying a bit more.
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>>17179068
Thanks for the reply.
I know it's a super delicate situation for sure. I know if I fuck this up it'll be hell on earth.
The good thing is we live in different cities so we can always have a cool-off period.
Just now I was chatting with her and she was saying that even though she enjoys watching hot girls, she'll behave and won't send me anymore pics of hot girls till the weekend. She ended the convo saying "you should try some of you GF's lingerie someday. xoxo".
Also, who's that in the pic?
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Can we dump some general life advice pics? I'll post what I have.
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overused but still
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>get to local alley know for its trannies
>suck "her" dick without a condom on
>she sucks mine with a condom on
>noticed that her precum tasted sour
What am I expecting? STDs or HIV? What do?
Firstime also
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Jesus fucking Christ
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what?
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holy shit, what to do. Im sweating bullets now
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I guess this is more of a vent.
Why the fuck can't I find a single competent hairdresser in this piece of shit place? Am I missing something?
Everytime, I ask for a really short haircut, I bring references, I mention I want it to be androgynous and/or masculine but I guess they think I'm kidding
So they cut, cut, and then they're done and when I look at it, I usually get Can I Speak To The Manager haircut or a retarded bowlcut. So I ask them to cut more. "sweetie honey darling baby are you sure" yes I'm fucking paying my whole paycheck for this Josephine. And they snip teeny hairs. So I ask to use the barbering machine and I'm refused.
>sweetie darling honey pie you'll look like a boy! Boys are gross! You're not a boy! You can't do that! That's a boys haircut! For boys!
And thus, I walk out with my whole paycheck thrown into the fucking trash and a shit haircut to cover with a beanie 24/7 in blazing hot days.
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Should I buy a barbering machine myself and try it myself even though it's practically impossible?
Should I go to a male barber even though I'll probably get kicked off and refused or go completely fucking bald and too square/patchy?
Are there any special words I should look out for? I already go to places with "unisex" in them but I don't know, am I missing something?
Is there anything I can do besides cry and whine like a faggot?
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>yes I'm fucking paying my whole paycheck for this Josephine
lol'd so thanks for that
yes, get clippers or go to the barber
do u want an ugly bowl cut?
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Would you work on a boat for 6 months?
I got offered a job as a Youth Staff on a huge boat but I'm scared that my social life is going to die. I will only live with and for that boat.
Also, I'm scared because I need to live somewhere and have no family or money. I know that working on that boat would sound tempting then, but i really fear that i'm going to cry every night in my bed, next to my cabin mate (cuz of course we have to share a really small cabin) and wish i was dead.
please help
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>>17178933
Yes I would, it'd be an adventure and you should do it.
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>>17178933
Do it faggot. 6 months is no time at all and you'll have stories to tell later.
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>get to sail around for 6 months
>youth staff
So you get to go on a boat adventure and be the cool dude role model/babysit?
Shit that sounds cool. It might be weird socially but I'd do it. Just chat up people in your off time. It'd be a great story and very interesting thing to put down on your employment/work history.
Got a Skintag/cyst on my balls. Should I cut it, there is no feeling in the tag/cyst, there a sharp pain from where it attaches to my normal skin.
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you probably shouldn't cut something on your balls yourself, OP. go to the doctor
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>>17178932
Better leave that to a professional, anon.
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yes, cut your balls off op