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>girlfriend stays up to 4 in the morning
>wakes up at 2 in the after noon
>takes a nap around 6
>forces me to stay up until 4 with her
>problem is I can't wake up past 8 am. Even if I sleep at 4, I wake up as soon as the sun is out
>this is causing me to be very sleep deprived
What do I do?
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Is your gf me? Just tell her to meet people on soc in different time zones.
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>>17181337
She is a reclusive shut in. I tell her to try to make friends with people that are more on her schedule but she says "no I only want to be with you, why can't you change for me?"
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>>17181333
Tell her to get a job or a hobby.
Stop ruining your life to please your girlfriend.
so what do you do (straight) guys do when you're fucking a girl and you're gonna cum?
>do you keep pumping away and surprise her
>tell her
>pull out
>shoot on some body part
?
what is "proper etiquette"?
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well you have to tell her
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Tell her what's about to happen, pull out and spay away from her, if we haven't already talked about where it's okay to cum on her.
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Cum inside and when she gets made tell her you're gay and leave
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i joined some porn sites back in 2014 and cancelled them after about two months. no big deal, right? well i checked one of my old email addresses a few weeks ago and found some weird email from january of this year. its in german so i had to translate it, and apparently it's a collection agency demanding over $200, their client is the financial vendor for the porn sites i joined. i emailed the company and asked why i was put in collections, and they said they had chargebacks in november of 2014 and they want their money. the email in january was the first i've heard of this, more than a year after it happened. so i checked my credit card statements and it looks like they charged me for another month after i had cancelled, and i disputed the charge on my credit card, although i honestly have no recollection of that.
so my question is this: can they do anything to me if i don't pay? cause i have no intention of paying them anything. the chargebacks happened over a year ago and the companies involved (both the vendor and the collection agency) are both based in europe. the collection agency claims they can take me to court, and the vendor says if i don't pay them it will affect my credit score. they know my name but i don't think they have my home address or anything else. should i just delete the emails and ignore them from now on?
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>>17181309
can't do shit without ur SS
tell em to Verpiss dich
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>>17181309
>if i don't pay them it will affect my credit score.
This is somewhat true, unless you dispute the charges and have them removed, which can be done (I've done it before, not with porn companies though, kek).
https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0151-disputing-errors-credit-reports
Also has the link for a free credit report that is actually free.
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>>17181327
Nice joke. Get out of here with your life of experience.
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What's going on with me? I feel out of touch with reality, like everything is an illusion and I'm almost void of all emotion. It hasn't always been this bad, it's progressed over the years. Does anyone else feel the same way or can relate it to a disorder?
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>>17181291
derealization/depersonalization
you need a counselor who is able to provide cbt for you.
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too much lurking on 4chan & intrawebz
go outside
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Sounds like an existential crisis, do some normal shit and conversate with some people
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Is it normal to stop feeling...actual attraction to women? I can get it up for sex, but actually feeling like I need to be around someone, or actually feeling a sexual attraction that goes beyond "you're kind of cute and here I guess" is beyond me these days. I haven't pursued a woman or felt the need to hit on them for anything other than my own amusement in a long time. I've been single for over a year, and most of my partners in the last five I could take or leave. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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>>17181273
Same here. I've lost all interest in woman, due to their poisonous nature. Pump & dump, have no time for their bullshit.
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>>17181292
Yeah, except I'm not a misogynist lmao. Take your redpill bullshit elsewhere.
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It's normal, you just need to meet enough shitty women. Even monkeys learn that something is bad for them after enough repetition.
I have a mole just like pic related on the back of my neck, and I want it removed. How bad will the scarring be? Is it worth trading such a brown spot for a potential white one (the scar)?
Thanks in /adv/ance!
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>>17181266
Also, I'm a guy with short hair, so I won't be able to hide it with my hair
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The scarring is usually the size of the mole. No reason to remove it if it doesn't look hideous or doesn't cause trouble shaving etc. There shouldn't be a white spot either, just a small round crater where the mole used to be.
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>>17181278
Is it not common to stitch it together?
We've all heard the stories of nice people becoming jerks when they drink but what about the opposite?
I feel so much more comfortable when I drink, my personality basically does a 180 and I become a confident extrovert. I like myself better, apart from the clumsiness.
Does anyone else experience this?
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>>17181244
That is possible, but this doesn't give you automatic excuse to became alcoholic.
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>>17181352
Never said it did
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I'm pretty much the same. I've seen what alcohol does to people for the most part. Friends and family getting wasted and ruining things they spent years creating the foundation for. Me on the other hand I'm a smoker. But if I'm in the club or just on a casual night out I love to get tossed. It always takes a huge edge off of me and I turn into a stumbling loaf of love and laughter haha
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My friend just failed last yaer of his HS which he was even repeating and now he say he doesnt care anymore and he wasted probably 2 years for nothing but I know he cares just hides it
I tried to help him but he didnt listen to me much and now Im afraid he will start hating me ,cause we were together years back and now im in UNI and he ... well
WHAT SHOULD i DO ?
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There's nothing you can do, nor should you. Just continue to be his friend and not treat him like the loser he thinks he is.
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>>17181243
He is a loser, unless he has some legitimate reason for failing high school twice.
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>>17181276
he sucks at math and english so much, now works, we have a program were you do 3 + 2 years program which is equall to 4 year high schools and he thrown 3 years to do the 2 year program and now failed and bounced back down to the 3 year program he finished years ago which severely limits his potential in jobs
its a shame cause hes so close to completing it and left it just like the previous year ...
Hi 4chan!
I normally don't write here, so sorry if I do anything wrong I picked this place because it's completely anonymous
I'm dating a black boy now, he's charming, handsome and really nice.
The only thing really off is the sex part.
Black on white is the biggest growing porn segment, it is present everywhere.
All I can picture in my head during the act is some porno creep touching himself to me and my man in our initimate moments.
I know it is a weird thing to have a hang up about, don't I just can't shake it off
Any other girl have the same problem?
I found you like the funny pic!
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>>17181208
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>17181208
Also, no, black men aren't men to me.
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Made it too obvious OP
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Is she playing hard to get? I got her number finally
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>>17181204
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What am I reading?
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>>17181204
It is called "small talk."
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Hey /adv/ I really need help
>mum's gone for a week
>have anger management issues
>everytime she's gone me and my dad have a massive fight, and I usually go off my nut
>surprise surprise it happened, but I didn't go off my nut
>dad says I should just get out
>brother and sister tell me I'm an embarrassment to the family
>10 minuted later dad comes in
>says thanks for not going ape shit but if you did he'd "make me go to sleep pretty quick"
Please help, I'm done living like this, I'm done with no one understanding that I'm different compared to them.
To be honest everytime mum leaves, I'm always tempted to just stay somehwere else for a week to avoid all this.
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Go to your doctor to get your anger management sorted. Also move out.
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>>17181233
/thread. awaiting response as to why op can't do this because its too hard or muh freedums or its not his fault.
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>>17181233
I had actually gone and seen someone about my anger management issues.
what's some advice for moving out?
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Hello I am 25 and I met an 18 year old boy. He was working ar McDonald's and I asked his number. He is a virgin and I am going to be his first next month. With sex and everthing. He is really horny all the time hah but he lives far away so we only use Whatsapp (I don't send dirty pics but he does). Do you have tips? For me? I mean this boy is barely legal and inexperienced (so cute). I want his first time to be good.
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Literally do anything, he won't know whether its good or not. Honestly, for him its like a dream come true regardless of what happens.
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>>17181180
Really???? I want to give him a blowjob or is that weird. I feel like a predator lol
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Hey /adv/ femanon here,
TL;DR Is it a common thing for guys to put their hand around your throat when you're having sex with them?
I've only been with a couple of guys (and it's not always during sex either) but some of them have put hand around my neck, not choking me or anything, it's gentler than that. I didn't hate it or anything either so that was fine. But I am a bit confused, it was an automatic thing for them to do and I'm not sure why?
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>>17181174
im a guy, and i have never done this because i would assume the girl would find it weird although i have often felt an urge to do it. im not sure why, must be some caveman shit that makes us feel dominant.
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I'm a guy, first time I did it was because my girlfriend put my hand there. It kind of freaked me the fuck out doing it too lol.
Now it's just like whatever, I know she likes it so I do it.
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I do and I really enjoy it. Never thought about it too much, though.
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>moving to a new city, it has a housing shortage and relatively high rent (not NYC level high though)
>10k savings
>no job yet, one interview scheduled, very in demand degree, won't have trouble getting job, but it might take a month or two
>in mean time, can't find a place to live because lolnojob and out of state
>tried online, people I was talking to about renting a room keep giving it to the first person who shows up face-to-face with cash in hand
>not in city, get fucked on this
>got desperate, messaged weird guy who had a place he would rent me
>he sounds off, asks a lot of personal information like what I look like, can't figure out how to use email, pain in the ass to deal with through long phonecalls, meanders when he talks
>no photos of the place, he dodges the subject, talks about fixing place up for me and painting the room the color I like, talks for 30 minutes about if I like "girly girl" home design or "bachelors pad"
>he says he has a gf, so I figure he won't rape me? he has a job in cars, is a military veteran, 51 years old
>place is far side of city, guy is incompetent and pretty weird, wants 6 month lease but may be talked into less
>he asks if I'm serious about this
1/2 field too long
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>>17181140
>don't want to arrive with nothing, can't get anything else, 1 week away, get anxious
>yesterday send him security deposit by check (took photo of check with my phone)
>instant regret, should have just gotten airbnb for like a few weeks first, not sure if just buyers remorse
>weird guy says he has another guy interested in the place who might get it first, would still subdivide the place and give me an area of it
>not feeling it
>on otherhand, if I use airbnb or a hostel I'm bouncing around place to place every few nights, also works out to be more expensive on a monthly basis
>if I cancel after saying I was serious about renting it, I feel like a dick
>option one: get there, see weird guy's place, decide then
>may stay or may turn around and leave, try to catch a bus to the hostel
>option two: cancel now, stop payment the check, get airbnb/hostel reservation
>use nightly rent places until I find a more permanent place, maybe take up to a month of this
What do?
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Don't move if you don't have a place to move to
Are you retarded?
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>>17181144
I can't get a place until I move. That's the problem. I can't stay with my parents; there are no jobs in this area and they don't have a room for me anyway.
I can't rent an apartment without a job. I can't get the job until I move.
I can't rent a room without meeting them face to face, can't do that until I move.
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I need advice!
My friend asked me to come along on an eating "contest". The challenge is to down a 750g burger under 45 minutes.
What can properly prepare me for completing that challenge? Got two days.
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Practice deep throating dick so you can swallow larger chunks of that burger
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>>17181107
Got a couple of bananas at home, so I got that covered.
Thanks for the input
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At this point, all I think I can do is eat a banana for breakfast on that day.