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I have this sort of diarrhea where my stool is yellow and with pieces of unprocessed food as if my system just doesnt want whatever i eat and expels it, i dont feel bad at all, i feel normal, what do i have? Diarhea medicine doesnt solve it
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>>17286044
Go to a hospital
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>>17286047
Is it that bad?
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>>17286044
Good god.
I remember having those. What I did to treat it is just basically force myself to drink meal replacements. I wouldn't advise you to take them if you're poor, though. They're pretty damn expensive.
Give your stomach a rest and have some chicken soup. Gelatin could work if you want something sweet. If you know how to cook Asian food, make some congee.
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>been at workplace for 6 months, work 50 hours a week
>requested Friday off, granted
>there's three other assistants in this office, one of which who'll have to cover me Friday
>assistant #1 gets a heatstroke and may not come into office until next week
>assistant #2 has a panic attack and may come back next week as well
Would it reflect badly on me if I still take the day off?
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It will.
Just take Monday off instead.
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>>17285907
depends on what your are taking off for. if its something you kinda pre paid into or an important family thing, yeah it could. whats the full situation, why are you taking it off?
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>>17285907
>panic attack
>takes a week off
wew lad
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I am a 20 year old girl and I feel really uncomfortable around the opposite sex..
I don't mean guys that I am sexually attracted to (although this is significantly worse), but just men in general. I really have no idea why.
I am quite socially awkward in general, but I feel that I connect with girls so much better and basically have nothing in common with guys and nothing to talk about with them. I have gotten along with guys in the past but there's always an uncomfortable feeling inside that doesn't really allow me to be 100% myself. I am always worried that they will think I am weird, or stupid, or just not understand why I talk about or care about the things I do. I know this is irrational... But it's always on my mind :(
I'm not sure what to do to overcome this. Maybe it doesn't help that I never really had any men around me growing up and the relationship with my dad is not good.
I know this is going to interfere with me finding a boyfriend in future if it carries on. Sigh.
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Remember that men and women are more or less the same barring a few key physical and psychological differences (Like wanting to have sex with the opposite sex, for instance).
I know it's not much, but believe it or not it's that simple. People aren't so different, you've just got to give them a chance to show you.
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>I am always worried that they will think I am weird, or stupid, or just not understand why I talk about or care about the things I do. I know this is irrational...
It's not irrational; it's accurate. To the average male, you're essentially just a hole with legs. If you just accept that reality, you'll find things much simpler and less stressful.
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>>17285904
(Disclaimer: Female's advice)
Start by talking to men online (obviously don't send them nudes or do something stupid like that when they beg you). Preferably asexual ones or ones who are just there to chill such as yourself. Some men are just really normal people.
Sure, there's not always something in common, but you can find universal things to talk about such as:
-food
-pets
-movies
-music
-politics
-books
Ran out of ideas. Maybe try making friends with gay men first?
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Hey anons, what are household items i can fuck?
I tried hollowing out a cucumber and fucking it, which felt great, the only problem is is that i cant make a fucking cucumber dissapear everyweek (and i need the whole cucumber because my dick doesnt fit into the end parts so i need the middle part)
please help an lonely anon
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your hand
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>the only problem is is that i cant make a fucking cucumber disappear every-week
why not ? go buy your own fucking veg , your mom needs fucking veg too.
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>what are household items i can fuck?
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How to improve my skin condition? My sister had pretty bad acne when she was my age (19) and she had to take antibiotics for it. I got more luck, small/medium acne for like a year and it went off, now i have only some pimples on my back. But my facial skin is very bad, i have blackheads on nose and those skin-colorued small pimples (pic not me, as close as i could find). I went to a dermatologist for some ti e but all i got were just expensive creams and shit that didnt had any effect. Any tips on how to get rid of it?
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>>17285685
I have the same thing on my face, think it's called comedonal acne (clogged pores from excess sebum), do you have oily skin? jw
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I would like to know the same thing. I get a lot of this and a lot of discoloration from messing with it. I can't stop messing with my face when it hurts u.u But it's not going to get better that way.
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Use this one, for me it helped really good.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzoyl_peroxide
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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How can I meet women without social media or online dating? Seems like it's a requirement to live these days but I've never been into it so I stay away.
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Through school, work, hobbies, sports, or through your social circle.
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Okay, so when I was 19 I fucked my 13 year old cousin. I was pretty much her first. Sounds pretty sweet, right? But, she told the whole family afterwards and almost had me thrown in jail over it. It was a pretty fucked up situation.
Now I'm 24 and she's 17. She's recently been messages me almost everyday asking me to come visit, hang out, and smoke weed.
Should I?
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Am I paranoid/oversensitive/clingy or ....? 2016-06-24 15:43:19 Post No.17288801
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I'm in my first relationship with a girl. I'm 23, she's 24. We're both in university (I just graduated and she's been at her masters for a year). I grew up in the U.S. and my gf grew up in a fairly conservative country in the world and came her about ~1.5 years ago. Shes from the same country as my parents. The way we met was threw this iphone application for learning languages. I wanted to strength my language skills in my parent's language and she wanted to help her own english and improve her GRE scores. When we spoke to each other on this app, we realized that we happen to live 30 minutes apart, go to the same university, and both studying for the GRE. Chances of this are very, very slim there are maybe like 10 people in the entirety of the U.S. on this application who know my parents language and are also trying to learn english.
So we meet to study for the GRE and within like 2 weeks we really click. Its the first relationship for both of us. After 2 months, she went back to her home country for the summer/fall. Her degree program has online classes and the reason she decided to stay there for the fall is because the U.S. really stressed her out. Her parents divorced when she was 1 years old and her relationship with her father is shitty. From what she has told me, her dad is just a really explosive person. She has no idea what he'll do or say in the next minute. I believe her, I've heard some of his voice messages on her phone and I've seen people who sound like this guy to a T.
Anyway, we really really like each other, but there are 3 - 4 incidents that made me doubt her sincerity. I've also heard bad things about girls who've grown up with a single mother. From everything I know about her mother, she seems to be a really strong person who has tried to instill her daughter with important values, but I feel like maybe my gf is sometimes a bit too emotional and can easily give in if someone asks of something from her.
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We're each others first hand hold, hug, kiss, etc. With respect to kissing and stuff beyond that, I felt like I almost pressured her into it. Like I would lean into kiss her and she would say no (although I felt she really wanted it too), I think she didn't want to because of the way her mother raised her. But eventually she would give in, and I guess I'm worried that she's a very impulsive person.
There are a few incidents that have bothered me and I'm wondering if you guys can tell me if I'm right to be paranoid or if I'm being oversensitive.
>She has having trouble with a homework assignment and a male from her class offered to help. They were at my uni's main building. I told her I would come see her and asked where she was sitting. She didn't tell me exactly where she was and I had to wait until she was finished before she came and found me. Kind of puzzled as I wouldn't have bothered their studying, I would have just waited. Lets say this is guy #1.
>There was a major project due at the end of her course. She asked me for help and I helped her as much as I could (we're not in the same major). Eventually, we were just stuck. So her guy #1 and guy #2 worked together until apparently 3am one night at the university. Guy #1 leaves at around 2am and she sits with guy #2 just talking nonsense (her words) until 3am. The thing is, she didn't tell me directly. I was sitting next to her and her mom called asking about how she was doing and she mentioned it to her mom while I was listening. It bothered me that she didn't tell me she would be working with these guys until late night. I don't know them at all. I mean, I understand needing help with your project and getting it from people who offer help. But to me it isn't right to sit around talking with some guy who isn't your bf at 3am.
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>Around a week before leaving, she mentioned that when she comes back she might be housing with some friends when she comes back. She said that it would be 3 girls and 1 guy (new guy, guy #3). The thing is, she told me that before I asked her out and stuff, she was aware that guy #3 had a crush on her (this was several weeks before talking about the housing). I didn't say anything at that exact time, but about a month later, when we were texting, I brought it up and told her I was uncomfortable with it just on the general principle that there would be a guy there, but especially since she knew he had a crush on her. She said that she agreed that it wasn't a good idea. She said that since she was coming back at the end of the fall it would be super unlikely because they would find another roommate. She said that would definitely take up any other housing option possible over that. But I was still puzzled about why she would discuss it in the first place.
>The final thing was that when we were on google hangouts, I noticed that sometimes there would be a delay in her responses even though I could see she was online. I didn't ask for one, but she sent me a screenshot of her google hangouts and I could see that guy #2 (same one she talked to until 3am after finishing project at university) had been messaging her. I could only see the very last message and I could see that he had sent some sort of heart emoji. I asked her what was up with that. And she said that the guy was bothering her. She then turned off her google hangouts status, which she said she did so that the guy wouldn't bother her. I didn't say anything further at the time, but in hindsight, I wish I had asked for a screenshot of the conversation or asked why she couldn't just block the guy instead
What do you guys think? I know I wrote a gigantic block of text. I think I'm genetically a very paranoid and over-cautious person.
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But these 4 situations just really weirded me out. Like everything else in the relationship is fine. We really really like each other, there is physical compatibility, everything. And the thing is, she seems like the type of person who is although politically liberal, she seems socially conservative in a way. Like she wears clothing that is pretty conservative and doesn't like to talk about anything that gets close to sex outside of the bedroom.
So I am basically puzzled. Am I being paranoid? Is she untrustworthy? Do you guys think she is talking to this guy #2 behind my back? She is a very nice person and hates to upset people, so perhaps she didn't want to hurt his feelings by blocking him? I just don't know.
What should I do? Should I bring it up and ask for a picture of her conversations? Should I wait until she comes back to the U.S. in 5 months and ask to read her conversation and have an open phone policy? I really like her, but I hate the feeling like I can't fully 100% trust someone.
P.S. Sorry for all of the grammar/spelling mistakes, its a gigantic stream of thought block of text
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Hey guys,
I recently began applying for tons of jobs everywhere I found openings, including craigslist. I applied to be a bartender, and the contact told me that the position was filled, but he needed me to be his personal courier. He told me I'd be managing his mail, packages, etc. while he was out of the country. He said he'd be paying me $500 a week for this, and I agreed. He then sent me a cheque for $5,000, and told me to deduct my first week's salary from it, and then to contact him for further instructions. This seems sketchy to me, does anybody have any experience as to what this may be?
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>>17288768
>cheque
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I'm no expert but it seems like he's trying to hide a money trail or something
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>>17288768
dude lmao
ive gotten this exact email from jobs Ive applied to
this is so obviously a scam like are u daft straight up
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What it means if when I'm taking picture with a qt girl I barely even know and she pushes herself so hard towards me until I can feel the exact shape of her breast?
do they do this all the time?
pic related, except replace the Dora with me, and the girl is much closer and her breast not as huge.
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It means stop thinking about breasts this much, virgin
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>>17288729
It means she wants a good picture?
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Really do you fucking think about how your friend can feel your nipples when you hug?
Girls simply don't think that guys get boners from hugs.
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first gf broke up with me
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It's been 4 months or more? Time has been a blur. Ever since my ex broke up with me. I don't know what to do. I still love her and she says she still loves me. She's crazy and so am I. I have PTSD and chronic depression. She has Histrionic Personality disorder and PTSD. She left me because she needed to be single to fix things.
She's getting better but show no signs of wanting to get back together anytime soon. What now? I love her and still cry myself to sleep.
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Time to move on. You/her/both sound like you're just trying to string each other along. She can care about you, but plenty of other people will too
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Whut is HPD?
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>I have PTSD/depression/anxiety/BPD/autism/she has PTSD/depression/BPD/ADHD
Holy shit when will you people fuck off?
While travelling Southeast Asia I have met this local girl in Thailand. I have stayed in Thailand on and off for about 8 months in total and know the country and culture fairly well. Anyway, I have known her for about 6 months now and she has became one of the most important people in my life. She is a wonderful, clever, funny girl very different from your average Thai girl. I can share everything with her and I really trust (try to find a thai girl you can trust) her quite a lot by now.
However, she told me that she has previously worked as a bar girl (prostitute - for those not familiar with Thailand) and I'm really struggling to get over that fact. I understand this is a very common thing in Thailand and a convenient way for poor people to take care of their families and I have seen it plenty of times and while I never really liked it I never got myself hooked on that thought too much. Since I've met her and know about her story, though, I'm so caught up in my mind trying to deal with this topic. I try to rationalize it and tell myself it's just another way to make money and knowing my lazy self I might just go the same way if I grew up in Thailand and I had the choice between working 10 hours a day and being piss poor my entire life or sleeping with some old sugarmama every other night and live the high life but I still refuse to accept it.
Except for this one issue I like absolutely everything about her, but every time I look at her I can't help thinking about all those old men she has slept with and it disgusts me. How do I grow a pair and deal with this?
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And most of those balls have been old and grey and saggy as well innit
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There's a high probability you're just another ATM in her eyes
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Hey /adv/. Currently living abroad and I'm in an unpleasant situation. My family lives in another country and I'm living in an another country. I used to go to my country in summers but this summer is an exception.
I have to make an exam in september and it's very important. Since I have to study my ass off, I won't go to my country for 2 months but only one. My problem is, my grandparents are getting old (76 and 74 years olds) and I want to spend time with them as much as I can. They are very precious to me and they have some health issues (They are smokers..).
It makes me sad that I will be able to see them only a month instead of two. How do I cope with this? Some people'll just say "man the fuck up it's about your future" but I thought that.
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you will still see them for whole a month, right? really sorry but i dont see what the problem is.
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>>17288643
Yeah man. However, I'm used to see them for whole 2 months. And as days pass by I fear more and more losing them.
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Been talking to this girl on tinder all day today. It's really pathetic and I have no idea why we keep talking to each other but it's kind of working you know?
you guys got any advice? it just seems really hit or miss and kinda awkward sometimes
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oh yeah trying to lose my virginity btw
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Ask her out.
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>>17288579
she's suggest places she likes to go to but she lives over 45minutes away from me. We would have to actually plan it and I'm not very confident she would go all the way with it
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How do I learn for the driving theory exam?
I've been learning from the book for the last four days but still can't pass the preliminary tests(highest I got was 60%, 80% needed), which is worrying since I only have 6 days left.
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throw the book into the closest trash bin.
then, do the mock exams over and over and over.
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>>17288557
Psych out the test.
Every four-answer multiple choice will have one right answer, two ridiculously wrong answers and one that sounds possibly right. Eliminate the two middle ones, and you've got the odds down to 1-in-2 rather than 1-in-4, and will do almost as well as you've done so far just by guessing. (Don't guess, but think closely about the two remaining options.)
Here's an actual example from a New Jersey test.
When you hear or see an ambulance with its siren on behind you you should
a. stop where you are until it passes
b. race ahead of it to help clear the way
c. pull over to let it go past
d. fall in behind it to take advantage of the clear way it's creating.
I hope that, unless you're a fool who has no business being on the road, you see that B & D are so wrong as to be almost a joke. A and C sound like they might be right, but think for a moment and choose.
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>>17288568
this
also, use logic when answering questions
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Looking for a German anon that could explain to me something.
I moved to Germany just as i was about to finish my 4th grade of High School. Which means as of now i dont have a High school diploma and i am currently learning the German language before going into the German High school which as i know takes 2 years to complete.
I am originally from Croatia in which we have 1-8 grades of normal school and then 3-4 years of High school.
However my 1-8 grades are absolutely terrible and the only reason i was able to get into a 4 grade highschool is because of condition.
However would it be possible for me to even go to college in Germany if i have very good grades in the German High school even though my 1-8 grades are trash?
I understand this isnt really a board for such questions but i have no one else to turn to but you anons,thanks senpai
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Pretty sure a lot of unis have instruction in English. If you don't understand German, college in German will be hard.
Why would you leave your country for one with a different language, before you finished highschool?
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It depends on what you mean with "German High School" because those are split to three several institution of which only one guarantees you university access. On top of that we have several institutions where you can go and get your Abitur after you finished your regular "High School"
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the only things that matter in germany are which of the three types of high school you visited and your grades during your last year there. basically theres finishing after year 8 (hauptschule), 10 (realschule) and 12/13 (gymnasium, graduating here nets you the abitur aka a-levels which gives you the most options for studyong at uni afterwards).
no one gives a shit about your grades before year 8, ever.