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My cousin just asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding. Here is the situation. We were great friends growing up, even though we lived in different states. I haven't seem him in a few years because I've been off at school and he's been in the military. Also, I haven't met the bridge or any of her friends/family.
I don't want to accept because it will cost a lot of money, and I'm not sure if I'll have the full time to commit - I don't know how hands on he wants us to be. The one time I was a groomsman, it cost me a ton more money than I expected.
I also live 1,000 miles away, so I won't be around to help plan anything or attend the bachelor party or anything. Logistically, I don't know if it'll work.
I'm also a pretty anxious person and I don't like getting dressed up and having to stand up there - I'm pretty sure it'll be a really long, formal ceremony and the church will be super hot (it's on Dec 31st so they blast the heat, I've been there, I know) and it makes me really anxious that I'll pass out from the heat. Might be a silly worry but I've passed out from heat before and it's always in the back of my mind.
Also, he told me he wants my brother and our other male cousin to be in it. So I would look like a real dick if I was the only cousin not to be in the party and instead just be sitting in the crowd.
Am I basically obligated to accept here? If I ever get married, I might ask him to be in my party, but obviously I won't if I decline here.
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>>17345273
>Am I basically obligated to accept here?
No. But fuck you. Man the fuck up you lazy motherfucker.
This is what relationships are. A hell lot of work, but they're good for you and it's a lot better than being lonely the rest of your life. Why doesn't it just simply make you happy to make people happy, lazy ass?!
Your cousin will always be thankful, so alone for this fact, do it faggot!
He is not some dense retard not knowing you won't be able to be invoice as much due to the distance you dense motherfucker.
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>>17346324
>invoice
*involved. Fucking autocorrect.
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I'm a woman so if I asked a cousin or friend to be involved in my wedding and they had these issues, I would understand (unlike the other anon).
Keep in mind Im the type of woman who chose to marry by the court and didn't have a ceremony because I thought it was dumb to spend more money. Things may be different with your cousin if he's the uppity type like the other anon.
If youre low on money then be straight up and tell your cousin. If he understands then he may buy your tux for you (but he probably wont since he's making military money). If he doesn't understand then oh well, show up to the wedding with a gift you can afford.
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>be walking down the street after coming back from the drug store to get some lotion and heartburn meds
>guy stops me on the street and asks me what's in my bag
>tells me he's a cop
>shows me his phone and tells me that's his badge
>show him the lotion I have in my bag
>he asks me what the antiacid stuff is
>he keeps reiterating that he's a cop and showing me his phone
>tell him it's heartburn meds
>he tells me he's a cop again
>tells me he loves me
>I leave
what happened? was this a real cop? I can't wrap my head around it. I'm trying to figure out the purpose of the phone as the police badge, it was obviously not a police badge. I can't stop thinking about this
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>>17345271
Undercover cops carry physical badges on them, the phone deal was just bullshit.
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>>17345277
why did this guy harass me? he didn't take anything from me. there was no drugs in the bag. would he have taken the drugs if it was in the bag?
I was playing Pokemon Go, so he might have been a guy setting up a Pokestop to deliberately fuck someone up
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>>tells me he loves me
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Best way to get someone to go from acquaintance to friend? 2016-07-11 03:34:01 Post No.17345257
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Best way to get someone to go from acquaintance to friend?
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Basically I know some guys at the gym, we spot each other and talk and shit, wanna get them to agree to do shit outside the gym, already got their info
Whats the best way to go about it?
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Ask them if they wanna go out for beers and bitches. Us dudes love beer and bitches.
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>>17345262
pretty much this. all it takes is hanging out.
if you find it too awkward to invite a group of peopel who barely know each other, throw a more general 'party' at your place and invite them to go. then in the next meeting invite just them
but to be hoenst just saying 'hey planning to go to the bar for beer and bitches this friday, any one wanna hang?'
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>>17345262
I cant get them all in one place at the same time
Is it weird to ask a single person to get food with you?
Im starting to feel like its weird to ask a single person to do anything specific and instead you need to just ask something vague like "hang out"
When I say Im at a loss here I mean it, I'm at a loss, I'm pretty much a recovering /r9k/er, and I feel like Im stuck in this weird transitory limbo state
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On average, how judgemental are people? On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate yourself?
I worry other people will think I'm inferior a fuck up and disgraceful a lot but I also think the majority of people can't possibly be as fucking awful and cunty as I expect to be. Or can they?
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I feel inferior to humble people and superior to people who brag. And I have learned years ago not to judge people from the first sights. I unconsciously judge but tell myself to ignore my judgements.
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Most people aren't paying attention at all.
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>>17345221
I am like 6/10 I judge people but don't tell them until they really piss me off then I fire a thousand of their shortcomings at them verbally.
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Will A Massage Get Me The Succ? 2016-07-11 03:20:43 Post No.17345218
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Will I get a succ if I give a girl a massage? I want to know before I put in any effort.
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idk man what is your relationship with this girl
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Every time I have ever gotten a girl to have sex with me for the first time, I started with a back massage.
>Only twice has a back massage NOT gotten me a girlfriend. So that's 8 out of 10.
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>>17345218
Didn't you watch Pulp Fiction?
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If somebody offered you a lot of money for sex and in all fairness you were attracted to them before you found out they were rich, and they definitely check out, how should you approach the situation and still protect the terms of the agreement? In this scenario no other terms have been agreed to like saying or multiple interactions. I just don't want to get duped.
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>>17345199
Just do it and take the money. You fucking faggot. Do it.
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>>17345213
But like, what if they want to stiff me? Or want to meet up more than once?
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>>17345199
Im guessing your a women?
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What are some things you would like a girlfriend to do for you that would make you happy?
This doesn't include sexual escapades.
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>>17345196
I've never had a girlfriend so I can't answer form that perspective. Some anon posted some album of what people on /r9k/ liked in girls or what a girl did that they liked. This was in that era where /r9k/ still had a balance between normalcy and shitposting.
Expect some weird answers but maybe you can find what you are looking for in here.
http://imgur.com/a/uv3R2
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Out of every relationship I've been in, which would be 6, I have been cheated on in every one. Yes I was extremely heart-broken each time. I do wonder, at this point should I keep my loyalty up or take vengeance?
Pic somewhat relevant.
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>>17345180
Spy cameras are your friends.
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>>17345180
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe, it's you thats driving them away? Did they ever explain to you why they left you?
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Believe it or not, Im the innocent one in every case. I was always the better person. And none of them explained why, however, my last ex left me dirty only because I fucked up (after she fucked up herself).
I'm really confused, I don't know if I lke my bf?
weve been together almost a year and a half. when we first started dating, I was so happy, he was like my dream guy. as two or three months went buy, he made me question many times if I wanted to be with him. slowly over time, sometimes he's still really sweet and a dream, but it's really inconsistent; and most of the time I feel lonely and like he doesn't put in enough effort. I know relationships get more comfortable, but I feel like I'm really unhappy.
I always feel like I'm mad at him, and like everything he does makes me mad. but I get really jealous and clingy and possessive, and would I feel like that if I didn't like him? I get all crazy about him. but I'm also always mad at him. and again im not happy, except for the once in a while day or week he's nice and makes me feel really good, how he did when we first started dating.
when we have sex, I don't really get turned on anymore.
also, I feel like I'm not the best girlfriend to him. like I'm not a bad girlfriend, but I don't think I love him as much as I should (like actually and in my head. I mean, there has been times in our relationship where I felt like I never in my life loved someone as much as he, but I don't really feel like that currently). And I don't think I always make
him feel really good about himself and feel happy. I don't really compliment him a lot and ask him about his life etc although he doesn't do any of this for me either really. I don't try hard to get to know his family/friends even if we don't like each other, and again I get mad at like everything, and I guess I don't 100 percent trust him.
I'm so confused do I not like him or does he not like me or do I just care too much or like what's going on :;
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>>17345149
When you say he made you question your relationship, what sort of stuff is he doing (or not doing)?
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>ITT women not knowing what they want.
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>>17345157
idk
he just did stupid dumb shit. like he told me he hung out with his friend and there were his friends wife's girlfriends there and be didn't tell me.
he took a snapchat of his best friends ex on Instagram that had 69 likes and said "i would have liked ur pic but it already had an ideal amount of likes" which seemed like a grey area of flirting, also went to her work (restaurant) and saw her whatever.
was best friends with his ex's twin sister for most of our relationship, constantly snapchat her, call her late at night before, had her texting him asking to breakfast with her and her mom.
other stupid, immature shit like this I put up with for a while. idk if he still does stuff like this.. like there been more borderline things recently, but I'm trying nkt to overrract. but it made me really jealous/possessive of him now.
and other things unrelated to that, he doesn't take me out often or make me feel that good. sometimes it will be a month where we didn't do anytning besides sleep
together and stay in. he goes out with his friends a lot but doesn't take me out much. only when he's in his sweet mood where he puts in effort. he never calls me just to talk, and when we text he's really bland. we don't talk really deep and get deep into each other's lives/minds. i know it can't be all his fault.
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I suppose I'm not gonna find a girlfriend or hook up with a random girls so I've decided to find an escort lose my v-card with one.
Anyone have good advice for precautions I need to take if I'm going to fuck an escort?
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>>17345143
If you're going the escort route, you're gonna want to stay away from sites like Craigslist, and the like. Public sites like that, are usually a big no-no.
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>>17345151
What websites would you recommend?
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>>17345143
This is a work safe board, you ignorant child.
Advice? Stop being so fat, ugly and pathetic you have to pay a woman to touch you.
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I'm scared
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scared of what?
either way, so am I, OP, I'm really scared
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>>17345116
Hold me!
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>>17345118
how do i do that?
I can pray for you if you want, I'm a Christian. But obs it's ok if you don't want to.
Can you just go somewhere and start over with a credit card?
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>>17345098
Why do you need to run away? If you can't fix your current mistakes, what makes you think you will when you make new ones?
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>>17345105
I just want to live somewhere warm and with more opportunity not running away from anything but a depressed economy
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So I'm gonna need some sauce on that image OP.
As for your question I think it really all depends on what your running away from.
If you did something illegal then there's a good chance people will be looking for you.
If it's just a social thing then I don't see why not as long as you actually think you can just cut all your ties like that.
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So im losing my shit right now. Had unprotected oralsex twice and vaginal sex with this girl a year ago. Now shes been asked on ask.fm if she has aids and she jokingly said she doesnt know. What should i do anons? Isnt the chance low she actually has hiv and isnt it also a low chance to actually contract it? Am i overreacting?
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>>17345077
Bitch why aren't you getting regularly tested for these things like people are supposed to?
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Get tested.
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>>17345077
Get tested you idiot. Why live with that hanging over your head, instead of just going to the doctor and finding out for sure.
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>try to drink something cold today
>Intense, searing pain shoots through the left side of my jaw, centered at my tooth
>this happens whenever I drink anything cold or warm
Am I already dead
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>>17345070
according to the ads on tv you have sensitive teeth: brush with anti senstivity toothpaste. problem solved.
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Go to a dentist you idiot.
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ur suffering from whores mouth m8
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What are some helpful tips on starting your life?
I'm a 27 year old man-child living with his parents still. After high school I fell into a dark period of time where i wasted about 6-7 years doing absolutely nothing productive but losing myself in fantasy. My education is limited and i haven't developed any dreams or aspirations yet, so i don't know what i want to do with my life. I have a job working just above minimum wage, but it's a dead-end job and i can't move up. I want to get away from this current form of living and start my own life. I want to gain some independence, freedom and real responsibilities. My family has been far too coddling and has always actively encouraged me to just stay home and stay the same. I love them, but for some reason they don't want me to spread my wings and leave the nest. I don't know how much longer i can handle living like this though. The crushing loneliness and crippling depression has been showing itself more often the last number of months. I severely lack life experience since my mother would always do everything for me and just sweeps the topic under the rug every time i try to reach out for some help. So naturally I thought asking anons on an image board seemed like the next best course of action.
How do i get away and start my own life instead of still feeling like a teenager? What do i do or where do i go to take the first steps? I'm really afraid of what i'm becoming.
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>>17345067
Alright, why don't you start by turning a negative into a positive?
You have the foundation. Your family is your backbone right now, and you can lean on them while you learn to stand up for yourself.
Start saving up your money. Dead end job or not, start pooling in your income towards things that will benefit you, for example: A car.
Work on your self image, start working out. Go for walks, hit the gym. Eat better. Adjust your sleep schedule.
Discipline yourself. Don't be afraid. You have your family. They can help you, but the only person that can get you out from where you are is yourself.
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>>17345067
move out of parents house: their are lots of people who have their own houses and living on the minimum wage. you will need to be a able to wash, cook and clean up after yourself. if you cant even do that may as well stay where you are mooching off your parents you useless sponge.
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>>17345087
This.