Will A Massage Get Me The Succ?

idk man what is your relationship with this girl

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Every time I have ever gotten a girl to have sex with me for the first time, I started with a back massage.

>Only twice has a back massage NOT gotten me a girlfriend. So that's 8 out of 10.

>>17345218
Didn't you watch Pulp Fiction?

>>17345229
I almost did get a girl to fuck me one time by doing a back massage on her, but I didn't progress further because she had a boyfriend at the time. Thinking about it now it was a good thing I did because she turned out to be emotionally unstable with daddy issues. She would have clinged onto me like no tomorrow.

>>17345868
*Didn't fuck her

>>17345389
A foot rub ain't the same thing as sticking your tongue on the holiest of holeys.

It's hardly a guarantee. But it definitely helps, it won't hurt your chances at the very least.

Even a foot massage can work wonders.

>>17345878
a foot rub will get you thrown off a third storey balcony, into a greenhouse, and you'll talk all fucked up