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My gf came home from a bachelorette party drunker than she has ever been. She drank a whole six pack of beer and a rum and coke. She has been sitting on the toilet for half an hour now, and over the course of it has had two bouts of vomiting. She is sitting upright, drinking water from a glass and holding onto the pot, but when I ask her questions she only nods, grunts or looks around confused. Her hands are still warm, her lips have color and she seems to breathing normally. She is afraid she will keep vomiting more.

Is there a chance the symptoms could get worse? What should I do to help? I've been drink off my ass but never took care of someone who was this drunk before. I will keep her in the recovery position when she gets off the toilet and I plan to pull an all nighter watching her. What else? What is the first sign I should call the hospital?
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>>17342254
Respiratory suppression, ie, if her breathing slows or becomes shallow. Choking on her own vomit is also possible.

That she's vomiting is probably a good sign, it means her gut is rejecting whatever might still be getting absorbed. Whether or not that has much impact on how much ethanol is entering her upper intestine, or how readily it crosses the intestinal wall, I don't really know.

She'll probably be fine, but you're right to keep an eye on her. I've woke up face down in my own vomit many times, and even woke up having shat myself once. Probably lucky to have survived so many times in retrospect.
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When in doubt take her to the doctor, there is no way for us to really determine when she has crossed the line into alcohol poisoning.

The fact that she is sitting up and drinking water out of a glass is good sign. Keep having her drink water and monitor her. If at any time she can't sip any water, passes out, has irregular breathing, can't acknowledge you at all it's probably time to call 911.
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>>17342265
Her breathing is pretty shallow and quick, but I have to wonder if that's just because of the vomiting. She just had her third bout. Still nodding and grunting but won't even let me switch her a new pot to empty out the old one.

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I recently started dating a Filipino girl. We met online, she's smart, funny, and I think she's amazing. A lot of friends and family have commented on the fact that it's obvious that I'd go for an Asian girl because I like anime. I haven't dated in a while but have never dated an Asian girl before, I don't have a preference for Asian girls or anything of the sort, I just really like this girl that happens to be Asian. And yet everybody thinks that I have yellow fever or that it's because I'm a weeaboo. I know I should just ignore them, but has this happened to anybody else? How did you deal with it?

The last thing I want is one of my friends of a family member telling her that the only reason I'm dating her is because she's Asian, even though that's not remotely true.
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People are stupid and obnoxious.
This is the cost of not keeping your interests to yourself or people who have a degree of sense.
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>>17342217
Do you think I should talk to the girl about this, hoping she'll understand, or tell my friends and family to not say anything to her about me liking weeb shit?
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>>17342226
You know your friends and family much better than I do. I'm the kind of person who's easy to tease and embarrass as well, even if it doesn't show.

In your head you want to control the flow of information to avoid being misframed, or made out as something you're not. Whether that's a legitimate concern or just something you're overinflating in mind, you're a better judge of.

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Will gradually becoming lean/fit help any normal (average) guy get a girlfriend or fwb ?

Let's say you'll use some of the money you've earned for a gym membership (tomorrow) so you can start lifting weights, exercising and more.

What advice would you give a guy who wants to get lean solely to attract young women ?
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Lifting and getting lean isn't going to help you if you've got the personality of a doorknob and act autistic/retarded around females.

I had the same amount of success with women from when I was 250 pounds and 200 pounds (post gym). Getting women is mostly about portraying confidence and your ability to interact with them.
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>>17342135
But that doesn't mean going to the gym is a bad idea. Becoming more fit could give you the self-confidence you need to attract girls.
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>>17342175
Said no one ever.

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My girlfriend has been pressuring me to allow her to peg me.

I'm a straight guy and she's a straight girl. Has anyone else had similar experiences?

I have to admit I'm a little uncomfortable when I think about it, but she sees it as me being "close-minded."

What should I do?
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>>17342091
If you don't want to do it, don't do it. If she can't deal with that, she's clearly not a person you should be with.
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>she sees it as me being "close-minded."
She sounds like a cunt. Is a woman close minded because she's not interested in doing anal? The answer is fucking no.

We all have fetishes. It's also fine to communicate them. But when your partner says no, it's not something they are willing to do, they need to respect that.
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>>17342098
Should say if you want to peg me, i want to do anal with you, only fair, then you both experience it.

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I wrote it all down the same night in order to remember it for later. discussion in jpg
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You really do need someone to talk to. You're getting into ugly fights over petty things. Talking on the Internet is a poor substitute for real friends.

And get to work on getting that summer job, you lazy bum.
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Yeah, get a job dude.

But in all honesty, women today are entitled most of the time.
The worst ones are the ones that are disgusted by men that they think are ugly, so they project and self justify their discontent into judgment and passive aggression.
Literally, they don't want ugly or unattractive guys speaking to them. AT ALL. lol
You will have to raise out of the normal world and become a specialist in something before you start to find the intelligent, truly capable and logically minded women.
Hey! Maybe, getting a job would be a good start! Then you can move onto a new playing field.
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>>17342707
>Literally, they don't want ugly or unattractive guys speaking to them. AT ALL. lol
They want to be left alone in situations where it is inappropriate to hit on women in the first place, and they want guys to go away when they're told no. What's the matter with that?

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i love bantz and wry witty insults. i can take it as good as i dish it out. i frequently wonder if people are choosing to be offended because there's never any intent to anything i say. my family seems to like me as do my friends and coworkers. is the internet the asshole or am i?? should i never leave 4chan.
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You are probably just a douche who hasn't realized what he is yet. Prepare for a lot of future regrets.
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>>17342191
This
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You're just a bored as fuck internet loser
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tempted to think you're pegasus, but

>my family seems to like me as do my friends and coworkers

has thrown me off

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I cant stop drinking diet sodas. how do I break myself of it? my life is such shit that the only thing that makes me feel better is constantly drinking diet sodas. Help me
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Well, I suppose you could try making a rule that goes along with it. Whenever you drink a diet soda, you have to also commit to snorting a line of crushed salt and squirting an entire 1/4 size wedge's worth of lime juice into your eyeball. After a while you'll probably stop drinking the soda.
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Improve other areas of your life.
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Your brain expects it to contain a hit of sugar, but it doesn't, so you keep drinking more. Drink real soda. You'll hopefully drink less of it.

After that, try some proper rest and proper nutrition. If the addiction is due to some kind of stress or unhappiness, talk therapy might help.

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Recovering degenerate here.

>only used women for sex
>thus I would always attract liberal women

Where are locations to meet such women, and what manner should I talk to them? I'm worried my past sexual encounters would turn them away. I'm not at a retarded amount, but I've had 7 partners. Seriously fuck hookup culture. I wish I could have just met a QT in high-school and stuck with that if I wasn't such a fat faggot back then.
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Become a Lumberjack
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>>17341794
>Where are locations to meet such women, and what manner should I talk to them?
Take a carpentry class
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>>17341794
I am a liberal jew who is so liberal I have crossed some hypothetical political boundry and now believe that only whites should inherit the earth because only whites can be atheist, vegan, nice to animals, etc..,.

I attract nothing but conservative, religious females that want nothing from me except for my slightly larger than average penis.

'''''''''''''''conservative'''''''''''''''''''''' women dont exist.

I'm almost 28. I only recently held a job for more than a year and it was part-time. I'm smart, but undisciplined. I'm a published author, but not in a well paying genre. I'm a produced screenwriter, but don't want to continue because directors change everything. Besides, writing isn't a sustainable career.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? Temp agencies are getting me interviews, no jobs yet because I suck at interviewing, because I lied on my resume. One call and it's over.

I'm frugal, coupled with the fact that mental illness prevents me from leaving my house outside of work, and managed to save a lot of money before moving out of my parents' place.

During college, I turned into a disturbing, wimpy, emotional wreck and haven't been able to return to my confident and sarcastic self.

I don't see a future for myself and have been considering suicide for almost a eight years. What the hell is the point of living if I can't find a job, find a girlfriend or support myself? I'm a drain on society. I fucking collect food stamps for fucks sake. I have a hard time focusing on anything I used to be passionate about: news, books, movies, pro-wrestling.

It all feels like a waste of time. What the hell should I do?
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>>17341704
Bump.
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>>17341725
Double bump.
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>>17341754
Triple bump.

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Alright, /adv/. I'm having a really bad time. My finances have fallen apart in the last few weeks. I lost my job last friday and have a $378 traffic citation to pay on the 16th. I had the money...but another stroke of bad luck hit me two days ago when my 3 month old kitten's leg got crushed in my front door. After a $700 vet bill...I have next to no money left. I have no family to ask either. I wouldn't mind letting the ticket go unpaid and taking the jail time but my kitten won't have anyone to take care of her. The only thing of value I have is my ps4 which is posted on Craigslist for $325, but no one is biting. I dont know what to do, guys. Advice appreciated.
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Go online and do surveys. Pretty good way to earn some money fast
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Basically, you're screwed.

You could always try a political revolution to socialism or communism. Long shot, but it will help you in the long-term.
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>>17341662
Sell blood, walk around your neighborhood in the dead of night poking in trashcans for recyclables

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What are your favorite manipulation techniques in everyday life?

E.g. always tell a reason why s.o. should do something for you. Even if it's not a very good reason, folks are much more likely to do what you want them to do
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Bump

Flirt with a girls best friend. Especially if she is uglier. It will cause jealousy and lust just so they can prove themselves better.
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>>17341516

People will take you more seriously if you act like you're busy or in a rush.
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>>17341632
I do this without trying. I always act like I'm on my way somewhere when out of the house. Then girls get to know me and realize I'm just in hurry to get back home and chill. That's when they get bored.

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My GF produces a lot of grool. A fucking lot!

It's Fucking disgusting. I've never seen anything like this with any of my previous GFs. I mean she doesn't just get wet, but it's thick and syrupy and the consistency of it is such that I've been fingering her while she was standing up one time and I've literally seen a strand of grool stretch all the way and hit the floor without breaking off.

Can I make her take something or change her diet to alleviate this? I mean obviously women get wet, but not in this manner. This is not Fucking normal. I can't even really go down on her because of this.
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>>17341124
She needs to get tested
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>>17341124
Don't be such a pussy.
No pun intended
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That's fucking hot, lick it up you faggot.

How can I kill myself in a effective and fast way, I dont care if it hurts a lot or whatever
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>>17341108
Gun. But don't. It isn't worth it.
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>>17341122
The pain exceeds the coping mechanism.
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>>17341126
Find a better coping mechanism. Drugs, alcohol, therapy, anything. Literally anything would be better than killing yourself (or others).

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I posted this a few weeks ago but how I do stop being ugly?
I understand fixing my hair, and trying to get fat back into my cheeks but is there anything else?
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>>17340656
Eat a lot become thicc
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>>17340656
Something OP has conviently left out: theyre a Trans.
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Fix you're eyebrows and wear makeup to accent you're eyes. They're you're best feature.

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Hey, /adv/

I've recently become filled with hatred and, a 'fuck it' mentality. This anger has become accompanied by random outbursts of rage or, yelling which has ruined my relationship and, making my friends become hesitant on hanging out / speaking with me.

How can I better myself via becoming much more chill or, mellow.
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Smoke weed er'day.
Spend more time in nature.
Disconnect from technology more. Spend time in the gym (great outlet for rage).
Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Meditate.
Go fishing.
Identify the source and rid it from your life (job, gf, environment, etc).
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Identify the cause and fix it.

It might be an hormonal problem.
It might be a period of huge stress at work or family.
It might be multiple light discomforts (hot wetaher->lack of sleep, eating less, don't drink enough)

Take care of yourself
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>>17339998
>Smoke weed er'day.
>Avoid drugs and alcohol.
Lolwat

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