Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 4701. page

Sawed-off shotgun will do the trick if you aim it right

>>17345877
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure I need whatever the one that isn't birdshot is, right?

I'd seek help first, but if anything, a .45 should do the trick if you shoot through the temple and don't flinch

File: Screenshot_2016-06-28-01-48-12.png (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

This is what it looked like when it was the worst.

>>17345850
>>17345852
Looks like tonsil stones to me. They don't really do anything other than cause irritation and bad breath but something that big is something I personally would see the doctor about.

>>17345850

I remember you. Last time, I told you tonsil stones or a fungal infection, since you said you did not respond to antibiotics.

>they said it was strep and I finished my antibiotic but it came back

So, you did have a positive response (unlinke what you told before). The doctors discontinued instead of giving you another round of the same antibiotics? -.- I would ask for the same round of antibiotics and see if it disappears again.

But that is just treating symptoms. Now lets look at the cause.

What are your eating/drinking habits? Judging by the pictures, your overall oral hygiene is pretty bad. Do you brush your teeth/floss regularly? Do you use mouth wash?

It's better to break up sooner than later, and in calm control than in can't-take-it-anymore impulse. You will break up eventually, anyway.

>>17345845

first and foremost, dont stick your dick in crazy. if a girl implies she is currently suicidal or depressed in any way, dont date her. you are choosing to date someone who says 'I DONT WANT TO BE HAPPY'. because 99% of the time, thats the problem. they dont want to put the effort in because they become addicted to the attention they get from being the most tragic person in the world who no one can understand. not even you. they dont want you to understand them cuz that would make them less unique.


that being said, dump her now. what are you going to do, wait til she dies of old age to stop her from killing herself?

tell her friends, family, and therapist that you are breaking up with her and are worried but want them to keep an eye on her for you.

if you can, break up with her and drop her off at a friends or family to watch her as you leave.

you are not responsible if she kills herself.

>>17345845
1) She is being lied to by you with this love thing
2) You are wasting her lifetime
3) You are hurting her by playing this shit
4) She may and probably deserve better than you as well

I hope this helps ending this

Being able to give good advice comes from wisdom, and this usually comes from a combination of life experience, introspection, and critical thinking.

The problem with this board is that the majority of the posters lack every last one of these characteristics.

File: 1461096925418.gif (155KB, 320x245px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 320x245px

Ask them questions about how they feel, draw out the details and the why. Ask about what they would want instead. Sometimes what they want, and how they think things should be don't actually mesh well and are based on some false assumptions. Point that out if it's the case. If it's not, help them build a plan to get where they want.

After that, there's only so much you can do. You can't help someone who would rather defend their beliefs than come to a solution.

>>17345855
I have no wisdom but how can I be kind? if not being wise then at least being kind will go a long way
>>17345888
that's why I am wondering about being kind and how that will effect them, though I can't progress with advice.

>>17345802

Didn't you post this yesterday nigga?

Yes, they are angry. They're watching you waste your future. Why the fuck would you go through university just to become a teacher? You could probably earn more as a manager at a fucking food chain.

I don't really see what you can do with a degree in dentistry other than being a dentist.

I assume colleges want you to have at least a few years of practice before they'll allow you to teach, so that's not an option.

>>17345828
I am not from the states and a teaching job is not so terrible there.
>>17345831
I mean high school teacher

you look like you like giving handjobs in class

>>17345794
>no link to gif
is this nigga serious?

>>17345805
Blueboard faggot.

And some do obviously, OP. Some probably more so and some very little.

if this is b8 you should kill yourself, if in the unlikely situation this isn't bait you should also kill youself.

>>17345792
Not bait, I legit don't know what to do. Risk being labeled a pedo or just keep telling everyone I'm not interested?

>>17345785
Hello FBI

talk to her about it faggot

It turns her off and grosses her out. Trying to force it is going to make her more turned off in general and make her want to avoid having sex with you for fear of you trying to do that. Instead of thinking she's a prude because she doesn't like what you're doing and instead of pushing for it, find out what she does like positions, scenarios, fetishes, dirty talk. And take that and go from there. Almost no one will be willing to try every single thing you want to try, that's life. Try to find sexual fulfillment outside of anal, and if you can't reevaluate the relationship.

>>17345763
When she's wet and your fingering her , rub her lips and go downwards to her asshole and gently rub it and see how it goes.

>>17345760
It definitely seems like she's into you, How old is this girl? this reminds me of the way that some high school girls I knew acted. My guess is that she is probably really inexperienced, nervous, shy etc. Or maybe she doesn't know what she wants. Women can be beta and socially inept just like many of our bros right here.

have you tried talking to her friends? She's acting like a high school chick, maybe approach this as though she were, they might be able to shine some light on the situation and give you some idea about why she's doing what she's doing.

You might also call or text her and be incredibly blunt, tell her that you're into her but you're not into playing games. tell her that if she is interested then you'll be at place x at y time, if she would like to join you awesome and if not then you're moving on. make it sound nice of course, but you're right not to want to keep chasing this girl with no end in sight.

>>17345870
She is 24, I'm 27. So she's no child, but you're right, it does feel like high school games sorta. I totally agree on her being socially sorta inept and I have a feeling she lacks some experience.
I would talk to her friends, but they're all dudes... Sort of a bad sign, but fuck it, I'll roll with it. As a matter of fact, getting her alone and away from her friends is kinda difficult. She has this one in particular who (I've been told, she may or may not have a thing for). All the times I've been around them though, she treats him like a total friend. I have a feeling he tried with her and failed, so now he's stuck in orbiter mode. I hate being around him, he's a nice guy, but i always have to fake like I care about his friendship, haha... When I really don't, he's just always fucking there.

I'm sorta tempted to try your route of being blunt and forward, because I really am too old and uninterested in playing chasing games. I'm not trying to put a ring on her damn finger, but I've been around the block long enough to know when too much effort is too much.

Sounds like she's playing you like a fiddle, move on to the next one. If she's this indecisive now how indecisive is she going to be in a fucking relationship

On a party on the same day (held on her brother's house where she was staying now) after all the guests left except me she told me her feelings for me which she have been having for a long time even before the breakup. To say the least I was like a fish out of the water in this situation. Long story short we ended up making out (I have no idea what I'm doing). We would have gone further if I have had some idea of this kind of things and if the goddamn cats weren't making so much noise (risking to wake up the hosts).
The next day she told me she was a mess, in a good part because she wasn't over the breakup yet and didn't want to have anything physical o emotional with anyone but at the same time wanted to keep in touch with me.

The following week I invited her to have dinner again given how nice it was the last time but she refused, said it was to much. A couple of days later I realized that she thought that the dinner was an excuse for going to bed with her.
On sunday of that week I had some kind of overworking collapse. Not in the best of moods and with my head made a mess I called her, and told her that we shouldn't talk for some indefinite amount of time. She had to study for her exams on the following two weeks so at first I thought what I did was right also in that sense. I felt terribly bad, cried a lot, got drunk and went to sleep.
Again very very late I realized my mistake (aparently captain Oblivious is also an asshole) so a couple of days later (on Friday) I called her to clear things up. She failed an exam because of me. She wasn't mad but sad. We talked about many things and thought that everything was fine.
I knew that the following week (last week) she was also having some exams so I waited till Thursday to send her a message to see how she was doing. After 3hs of chatting she commented that she was happy that I didn't hate her anymore (Good Lord, How can I not fuck it up for once?). I told her that I never hated her and the conversation moved on.

[Aspie award goes here]

I really like this girl and want to make her happy. As far as I know her previous boyfriend was kind of a manchild who couldn't boil an egg of whom she took care and the one before a sociopath.
I'm planning to invite her to have tea, a walk around a park or something and just talk like we used to and see what happens. This time I will be extra cerefull not to screw it up like I did so many times before.
What do you think about this /adv/? What would you do in my place?


Other details: I guess I'm lucky on every other respect as long as it doesn't have anything to do with relationships. I'm smart in a nerdy way, fit and kind of good looking. Also I have good job. I just don't seem to have any grasp of people and even less of relationships as you can see.

Man you gotta shorten this shit up man, but since you wrote so much, you deserve some attention haha.

anyway, sounds like you two definitely have a connection, but you need to make sure you keep your intentions clear. I think you're dangerously close to friendzoning yourself, even if you have kissed. I'm not saying try and sleep with her ASAP, that's probably a bad idea, but make your intentions known.

It sounds like you care about her and you should make it clear. That being said, when you do this, you are going to be risking putting her off... But that's a risk you have to take my friend. You wanna be with her. So unless she's willing to stop pussyfooting and take you seriously, you need to have the balls to walk away from a failed prospect.

Don't be a woman's lap dog and chase her forever if she's not going to reciprocate.

its called self control

have sex and realize how much better it is

other than that no reason to stop yourself unless you can't anymore, IE have a roommate

make yourself busy with other things.

File: Richard Simmons on a bender, just seconds before vomiting all over the table.jpg (59KB, 640x425px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 640x425px

>>17345732

>>17345736
Wut

cool story breh keep it up nyc represent

>>17345731
>convert non eatable shit into eatable shit

Do you happen to be mentally ill Anon? Maybe autistic?

I've got a better idea how about we seize all the money that is collecting dust in Swiss bank accounts and tax havens all around the world and put that towards solving world hunger and education... Just a thought.

>>17345739
The issue isnt production of sufficient food, but its distribution. Seizing private assets does nothing in that regard. This is all discounting the numerous ethical problems your suggestion entails.

>>17345691

>guys how do i ge ta job when im pretty much completely normal but use exaggerated terms to make it sound like im legitimately handicapped

by applying

>>17345699
>lets just try to psycho analysis a person who is atleast putting in effort by asking help, let alone make assumptions based on one statement.
>I must be clever typing apply because clearly that isn't the most obvious thing.

>>17345729

>GIVE ME ADVICE THAT I WONT TAKE

no.

>STOP GENEARLIZING ME WITH ASSUMOTIONS!!1!

maybe give us real information instead of three sentences to go off of :D

File: 647955.jpg (72KB, 400x614px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 400x614px

Know that everybody feels pretty much like you do, more or less.

>>17345625

become someone worthy of your love. Realize there is not a single concept of what is deserving of love, and simply change waht you know you can.

its not about who you are or what you might become. its about where you're trying to go. people are judged by their ability to grow more than anything.

do stuff you're proud of. start learning a skill & improve at it or take up a new hobby or do more shit at work... just accomplish things and give yourself credit for those accomplishments. take it from there