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So I'm in a pretty bad way, somehow I've managed to fuck up every single friendship/relationship/social interaction I'm a part of. Just last week I was on a date with this girl from my class, I could tell that she was into me and I really liked her. But by the end of the day I said the wrong things too many times and basically ruined my chance with her.
This is a reoccurring problem with me, I've been on tons of dates but I always manage to be so fucking awkward that the women are repulsed by me.
Even my old friends from high school don't want anything to do with me because I'm so socially retarded.
The only people I really talk to now are my family and I can tell that even they are getting tired with me.
I'm so lonely and depressed now that I spend every night drinking by myself. I feel like a pariah, I wasn't always like this but for some reason I just can't connect with people anymore. Is there anything I can do to fix this?
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Describe some moments where it got awkward.
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What you need is a radical personality transplant.
Or get a more likable lookalike to change places with you whenever social interaction is needed.
Your problem is too vast and vague for us to give truly helpful advice. We'd have to live your life for you to truly help you.
You are responsible for changing your life for the better. You are all alone in this. We've all been through the same; nobody can help you on this but yourself.
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I just feel like I don't fit in anywhere. I think it might be because of how fired up people are getting with this election. I live in a very liberal college town in california, and I'm pretty conservative in my views. So when a conversation inevitably turns political, because it seems like that's the only thing that people want to talk about today, I'm labeled as the enemy. Does this make sense?
I'm curious if anyone on here has ever been with someone who's deaf/HH and what kind of problems they ran into and how they solved them. Like specifically if one partner is hearing.
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>>17347236
Make they know farting makes a noise.
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>>17347242
Op here. You made me laugh so I'll give you that. But she lost her hearing out of one ear and is HH on the other so she can still speak really well and hear kinda.
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invest in a hearing aid.
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I Can't Handle Stress 2016-07-11 19:48:23 Post No.17347220
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As the title states, I have been unable to handle being under stress, whether it's something small or large.
I believe what I was doing throughout June did not help at all. Basically, I was staying up late (cerca 2 - 3 AM) every day last month so I can get a spot in a contest where the prize is worth $500+ and I had a 1/3 chance of winning it once the others got their slots. I did this in the first place because I needed the money for the University I'll be attending this Autumn. Unfortunately, I did not plan ahead as I only realized recently that this binge has taken a major toll on my mental health and sleep schedule, thus making me even more irritable than usual. What are some ways that I can temper myself so I can handle stress better?
Also, I've been holding back something big, and it has been persistent in my mind for a long time. I have been unable to see a therapist, and I need to talk to someone who may understand what I have been through. Is there any online therapy group or something similar to it, preferably without having to pay for it, since I'm broke at the moment. Thanks in advance.
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Lack of sleep:
>sleep more
>meditate
General
>eat decent food
>get outside and do a mild form of exercice
>avoid alcohol at all costs
>avoid caffeine
>take some valerian root or other herbal calming thing
Something big on your mind:
>journal about it, write it out
>make a postsecret card
>go on any anonymous group and rant about it
>go to confess it to a priest or religious person
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>>17347220
Have you tried marijuana?
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OP Here. Thank you, and I am going to try my best with what you have suggested, except I've had a bit of trouble with exercising. What happened was that a couple of weeks ago, I took a walk in the afternoon, and my arms ended up getting sun burned from the intense heat outside. As much as I would love to talk a walk at least, I don't have any sun block, nor am I sure that it would work if I'm just going to walk for about half an hour.
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I am not against marijuana by any means -- in fact, a few family members of mine use it -- but I'd rather not get myself tangled up with that. Both sides of my family have a case of addictive personalities, so I essentially have a double-whammy with this.
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So I normally hook up with this girl whenever I return home from university. Prior to tonight, she and I had only made out. We hooked up today and wanted to have sex, but I had fucking whiskey dick. How awkward is that considered and what can I do to help ensure we hook up again basically
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It happens. Get together again for some drinks and don't get so fucking sloshed. Don't make a big deal out of it either. The less you act like it matters, the less she will give a fuck either. Brush that shit off amd play it off as an unfortunate but normal thing (because it is).
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>>17347180
most girls are pretty understanding. hopefully this girl is as well
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>>17347202
This.
I think I'm a very selfish, and self-absorbed person.
How can I change this?
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Why would you want to?
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You need to change your way of thinking. Whenever you think something selfish try to do its selfless counterpart instead. In order to remember to pay attention to your behaviour bring with yourself that remind you to be aware at all times like a bracelet or a ring.
Keep doing it and sooner or later you will start making selfless choices automatically
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You're either selfish and fine, or helpful and abused m8.
Be glad you're one of the selfish.
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Sup, there's a girl that is really interested in me and she is hot but i don't want a relationship right now. She also recently broke up with her boyfriend and said that she doesn't want a relationship. How do i make her my fuck buddy?
Pic unrelated.
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bump plz
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shes pretty much already giving off that vibe
hang out chill. one of you will catch feelings so enjoy the fucking while you can
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She just asked me if she can come to my place in 2 days.
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Any advice as to how to lie about work history on a resume?
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Well anon you can put down that in '06 you were Times magazine's person of the year.
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Make up a fake office location, say it was at the address of a friend's house if you must include an address. Say that you worked general office duties, took calls, did something that only requires them to call your friend at most. Something believable. Say you repaired cell phones or made vape juice or was just an office slave/assistant to someone self-employed.
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Depends on the gig you're applying for as to how deep you're gonna have to go to hide your history.
At my small store, for the most part, I won't even check past history. I'll call the most recent one back, but other than that whatever.
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Need money but normal jobs never work out because I don't fit in. I don't like to gossip, I don't like small talk. I feel like 90% of people I talk to are fucking clueless. I come off as arogant but am actually really nice I'm just confident in my abilities. People always misunderstand me like I'm being an was not in just being straight forward. And on a daily basis on and off throughout the day I can't help but to hate on myself and literally call my self a piece of shit human. So guys what should I do?
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Nah, you are just as clueless. That's why you work at normal jobs.
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>>17347063
If everyone say you are arrogant but you don't feel like your being arrogant. sad news you are arrogant.
Either learn to take criticism, or pick up a graveyard shift job.
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The thing is I love criticism because it's helped me reflect on my "Social Mask" and better my attitude towards either more advanced beings to the patience needed for the simpilar folk. 3rd shifts I'm so over that shit. That's what I'm saying man; what's with these set standards that I have to work a 9-5 job. Its such bullshit and I was totally meant for much more than this. Its just how I feel.
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This is coming from a discussion on another board, but I want to ask about "drunk" driving, and what people honestly think is acceptable or not. I know that there is a legal limit, but if someone gets a DUI just over that limit, do you automatically think they're a terrible person?
I feel like treating someone who has a couple of drinks with dinner and blows a .09 like they're complete scum is an exaggeration - it seems like there's no defining line between that and someone who downs a bottle of whiskey and drives down the wrong side of the road.
Anecdotally, my mom is a little nuts, but my dad had three glasses of wine at dinner the other night, and was going to drive home (less than a mile away). She threw herself onto his hood and started screaming that he was a drunk driver and that they needed a cab. Major exaggeration.
Why are people so butthurt about this but seem to be more willing to overlook other crimes?
Also, I'm not trying to say drunk driving is good here, just trying to understand why it's SO demonized.
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>downs a bottle of whiskey and drives down the wrong side of the road
Hey, do I know you?
It was actually the turnpike, a bottle of whiskey, a few roxi 30s, and a couple Xanny bars.
Only person I hurt was myself, to be fair.
Only real charges I have ever faced, and I am older, among other things. 19 charges became 3, and only resulted in fines, probation, and a suspended license.
Everyone has been cool, as no priors, and I only hurt myself.
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>>17347090
Oh, BAC of .275; yes, that number is real.
I come from a distinguished line of alcoholics.
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Having a few drinks under the limit is fine; but here in Canada even having an unopened beer in reach of the driver is illegal. Sometimes things are a little goofy; but general consensus and law are there to protect others from making stupid decisions because they think they're more tolerant (or invincible) than others.
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Is it possible to stop being self destructive or am I fucked for life?? I cheat on my diet, beat myself, dress like shit and don't cut my hair, and refuse to talk to women. Is there any way to make myself want to act normal and not like an attention whore?
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I do all these things and I'm still fine. I think you are too.
As long as you know your downfalls, you're not ignorant of them and you're working on them (hence you know how to dress, that you should diet, ect)
Keep going and don't give up
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>>17346973
Comes in time bro.
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Change things once at a time. Go get a haircut tomorrow, buy some new cheap clothes that fit your body/figure. Stop buying shitty foods at the supermarket, or only budget/allocate enough money in your savings account for exactly what you need (no more splurge purchasing shit foods).
You'll be fine. Don't be so melodramatic over problems that are easy to fix.
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I'm having a real man problem. 2016-07-11 18:12:54 Post No.17346950
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I'm having a real man problem.
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Alright, get this. I am a solid 8.5/10 because people tell me how hot I am. Anyways I meet a girl at a festival and she lives not to far from where I live. Of course we fuck, but she said she had 2 other friends that wanted to come over. Both are female. I said ok, I have enough room. They get there and they totally fucking hot, but they have the valley girl personality. Just out of no where one of them rush me and say fuck yes and starts hugging my leg, umm ok wtf. Eventually they want to drink, I have more than enough. These girls are fucking crazy. I didn't except one to just start doing yoga in the middle of my place. I still like the main one the best and kick the other 2 bitches out. Here's the problem I was keeping an eye on them, but they somehow managed to steal my one fucking pet. My cat was laying in the floor and they some how took it. I told the main girl to fucking get my cat back. She said she will try. WTF. How do I get this bitch to tell the other bitches to get my cat back?
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>they stole my cat
jesus, wtf, just call the cops
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Damn bruh. I've heard of cats napping, but never a catnapping.
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Get the AR15s and the Rugers and go hunting OP.
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My gf likes to hold my my hand by the pinky finger. Like pic related but she's grabbing my pinky.
Is this gay as fuck or what?
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No, but you are for being so analblasted about it that you had to post on an Italian Renaissance tapestry counseling board asking about how you should feel.
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>is it gay for my girlfriend to hold my pinky
>he asked on a taiwanese boy pussy rating pictograph forum
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>>17346940
You made me laugh so i'll give you a bump.
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Nervous about vacation 2016-07-11 18:08:08 Post No.17346937
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I'm a manager of a small store, and I'm taking my first vacation ever in my life of 7 years working.
I'm so nervous for my store, I don't have the best staff in the world, but I'll be gone from one weekend, through the next and I'm just worried about evereything that can go wrong while I'm out of the store.
I don't think I'm going to be able to not worry about my store for the time I'm gone.
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And what /adv/ice are you looking for?
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Your staff will inevitably have more fun without you there; but will make sure everything is as smooth as possible.
You hired them for a reason. Be positive and enjoy your vacation. Bro promising about your employees because that's THEIR job. They ARE the best at it, because they're all you have.
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>>17346937
consider firing and hiring new people when you get back. in the meantime if you have someone that can manage it while your gone that you trust, do that.
but if you have had seven years and cant find people yo utrust, maybe YOU are doing something wrong too.
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How do I find a athletic muscle butch girl 2016-07-11 17:52:14 Post No.17346884
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How do I find a athletic muscle butch girl
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To snu snu a straight male? A lot of the ones I encounter are lesbian and I've not had success turning them.
By extension a lot of that girls that really turn me on are lesbians. How do I turn a lesbian?
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how fit are you? and no dont describe it for us, post a pic.
truth is that most muscle girls, even teh straight ones, are worth more than regular girls. and they know it. they put in the effort that very few girls ever bother with, and they arent going to be turned by a guy with a normie body.
they could already get a muscle dude just by being thin, why would they settle when they're legit fit.
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>>17346884
got to gym.
Give up on lesbian. Lesbian turn to hook up with good friends for life they wanna fuck not randoms.
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>>17346884
I like athletic girls to, but the one in the pic is just too big. What is the attraction for you?
I have a girlfriend who has gave me a lot of red flags; but nothing seems wrong in our relationship; so I'm worried I'm just self-sabotaging something good because I have a moral high ground.
Some things she's done include
>left an "open relationship" with an old room mate for me, to be in a relationship
>wouldn't put her status on social media we were dating for months until just recently, said because "her mother can be snoopy and cruel"
>at one point said she was having trouble committing to the relationship fully because of an old partner who had passed away in an accident, but went back on this and apologized later
>small little lies sometimes, seemingly about nothing important. Small things she did that are meaningless, even though I WATCHED her do something else.
> I caught her ex-room mate sending her a heart on her cell during a vacation. She said she told him this was inappropriate and I had taken her word for it, even though she was supposed to block off all contact.
Besides this, she is essentially the most giving and polite person i have met. She's always taking us on road trips, or planning huge trips together. She swears she is earnest to me and wants to be together hopefully until we're old. From my perspective it seems like wasting hundreds or even thousands of dollars over the course of a relationship you're emotionally manipulating would make no sense.
However, I'm not so sure how serious I should take her after these things. I would like to believe her, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
These are nearly the only issues I've had in two years. Do I have a reason to be paranoid? Or are these things reasonable?
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I'll just repeat what I told you in the other thread: how about you worry less about this bs and worry more about being the best boyfriend to her.
Also, do you even know what emotional abuse means?
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>>17346887
I didn't see that you replied and you are right!
I'm going to do my best. It's just something that's been in the back of my mind but I usually figure it's nothing.
Thank you!
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>>17346894
Do you get to see her cell sometimes?