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Throughout my whole life I was a straight male. Just perfectly normal. I've had a few girlfriends, some of them were virgins, so I have just enough experience. Right now I am 25 years old. If that matters: I have average body, above average looks, above average dick size, and I'm 5'8.

What happened lately is that I got completely disappointed in sex and relationships. I don't want that anymore by no means. I'll give you my reasons.

Sex feels like shit with condom, without it leads to diseases and pregnancy, both of which I do not want. And even without condom I still prefer fap any day any time, because I can do it instantly whenever I want, I control the pace and everything, and in the end all I need is fast release of tension, which I achieve within 1-2 min. Bothering with a woman to do that seems ridiculous to me. And yea, feel of fapping for me is better than even sex without condom, because girl usually goes dry after a while and it just starts feeling not that good.

As for diseases, of course there are serious ones, but they could be more or less avoided. But there are also lesser ones like mycosis, which I was always catching in one form or another back in a day. Nothing serious, it cures itself, but still annoying. As long as I stop sex for a while, it disappears. Same goes for kissing and small diseases that affects mouth.

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I have no RL friends atm (moving state in about 8 months so not looking for a RL social circle yet) and currently 4chan is my only social outlet, but I'm starting to feel this place is unhealthy when treated as a social platform and not a entertainment source...

what are some healthier online social outlets I can partake in?

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I found out my girlfriend of five years was sexting another man. I left the house earlier following an argument and returned to discover that she'd swallowed three boxes of painkillers. She's currently in the hospital having received blood tests and an IV. She has to stay overnight and won't be home till late tomorrow. I should feel sympathetic but I don't. I only feel contempt for both her and the guy she was talking to.

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Is a Sublime concert a good place to meet chicks, especially if it's like in a seated amphitheater?

I'm into some of their songs but I don't go to music events much, I just really wanna hook up with a cutie who smokes

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Hey /adv/. I've not been here in about 4 years. I don't have any friends I can trust to talk about this so I've hit rock bottom. I'm coming to 4chan for advice.

I recently fell in love with a girl, and she fell in love with me. I'm not very attractive, some call me ugly, some say I'm weird looking. She's cute but kind of chubby. She's also late on her period. I am absolutely shitting myself and I have nobody to talk to about it. She says she'll have an abortion if she's pregnant. I'm pro-life and this is really putting my philosophy to test because I also don't want to have a child.

I'm really scared. I'm 22yo and she's only just turned 19. The fuck do I do? She's in another country and says she'll take a test when she gets back. I live in my parents attic and work in retail, so I've really fucked my life up.

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Basically be me.
Have shit past, extreme depression in college etc. Lose all friends, become loner etc.
Then go back to school after a break. Look mature, have beard. And I am getting an insane amount of female attention.

Random girls looking at me and pouting, purposely leaving their assignments on top of my binders. Girls fighting if they see me give more attention to one girl over another.

Girls eye fucking me. Giggling, making excuses to work with me. One girl even moved sections to work in my group in lab...

But, i have absolute zero self esteem.
I look at my self in the mirror and feel like i look retarded.
Bad depression, sometimes I sit in class and zone out to the past / feel like shit.
Living with sister for another two weeks until I move out finally and start a new life.

Problem is. I'd like to be friends atleast, if not anything further with this jewish girl I work with. What do I do? i have no fucking past I can talk about (sexual / physical abuse makes for shitty stories). And I duno what to talk about? basically what do I produce out of my mouth to get rid of my loneliness and become friends with these girls? i dont even want sex I am desperate for friendship. Still duno what they see in me.

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I really need to vent and couldn't think of any other place where I'd feel comfortable sharing my thoughts, so here I am. I know this board is already full of this shit, but fuck it. This may get long. You don't have to read this or give advice, it doesn't matter. It just want this off my chest.

I just don't know what to do with this life. I feel lost, I don't know what I want, I don't even know myself. I'm confused. Nothing makes sense and I can't seem to find a path to follow, so I just stay where I am, doing nothing in particular.

I also feel completely alone. I haven't had friends in years and I don't know how to be a friend or how to even talk with people anymore, beyond some small talk. I'm in my mid 20s now. I can't help but feel that nobody gives a fuck about me, or if they act like they care, it's not genuine. Of course they don't care, because I can't open up nor establish any kind of close bond with anybody. Well, maybe my parents and sister care. That and my fear of death are the main reason I don't just go jump off a bridge.

I feel boring, stupid and ugly most of the time. I try my best to look pretty and sometimes I look in the mirror and feel kinda cute or hot. Then in the next moment I look again and feel terribly ugly. I hate my nose, my eyes, my whole face, my body. I spend way too much time in front of the mirror, it's becoming like some obessive compulsion. I have just found someone I really honestly like and want to know better. I'd tell him I like him, but feeling ugly, boring and dumb all the time makes me feel absolutely worthless. Like I didn't deserve him and he couldn't possibly like me back. I get this desperate desire to connect, that I never had before, and it's made my life worse than ever.

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I really like short girls, but I'm 6'0. I know this is subjective, but what would the majority of them think of this? Also short anons feel free to share as well.

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My fictional crush (unlike any of my family, who enjoy making fun of, insulting, and berating me every chance they get) treats me with respect. And I know that sounds very strange considering the fact that he isn't real, but he's become an imaginary (boy)friend of sorts.
It started out as strange, random, extreme sexual attraction that I had never in my life felt before. Because I was unaware of what sexual attraction felt like beforehand, I didn't know what it was or how to handle it. I pushed everyone away almost completely within the first few months of meeting them. I don't think I had ever felt so alone.
I was so angry with him for the longest time. I wanted to kill him, to just sink a huge steak knife into his chest, but I couldn't.
I "banished" him for three days after that. During those three days, I was never more suicidal. I dreaded visiting the bathroom because every time I would, I'd consider slitting my wrists. I just didn't feel alive anymore. I felt so ugly, so worthless, so useless.
I've dated people during this dilemma, but what sucked the most about that was that I would have to cut off our imaginary relationship in order to attend to the current boyfriend.
Over time, it developed into something so much more meaningful than mindless lust. He listens to me, cares about me, and knows my worth.
I use a body-length pillow to make it truly feel like I'm kissing him and cuddling him and such. We've even showered together. We talk and generally enjoy each other's company. Now, I suppose that I live somewhat of a second life.
I know something's wrong with me. I know this isn't normal. But, for now, it's what makes me happy.
But I also know that I can kinda lean on him to get me through the day. It's come to the point where I'd literally die for him.
I don't know if this is self-centered or a sin or WHAT.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who is this way, but hey, if anyone else lives their lives like this, feel free to let me know.

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Hey /adv/,
I don't know what to do. I've know my best friend since I was 15. (grill, 8.5/10) I had a huge crush on her for about 6 months and she ended up kissing me. We were kinda a thing for a few months but realized it wouldn't work out and broke up a few days before my 16th birthday. She lived and still lives over an hour away so it just didn't work. I got over her really quickly, but I still love her as a best friend. I'm perfectly fine with being friend zoned. 3 years later she has a boyfriend that I think is generally pretty cool. Fun to play Xbox and Steam with but also a little emo and fuk boi. I went over to visit her after I got out of my freshman year of college over a month ago. We were cuddling watching movies and shit like normal and we just look at each other and she kisses me. And we made out for hours until I left. We've made out every time since then. Haven't had sex because I'd rather wait till marriage or be with a girl I will marry. (Inb4 Christian Conservative faggot who doesn't want to have fun in life) I just feel guilty. Her boyfriend really loves her and she's going behind his back to be with me. I don't even like her like that. She's somehow convinced herself that this isn't cheating and I don't know what to do... I can't just ditch her, she's my best friend and one of the few reasons I wake up happy in the mornings. Any advice?

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What should I say? She is hear for the summer so am I.

I don't even play that game? I have a date with her later tonight

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I have a gf that does not know about my time spent on obscure places on the net (both tor and clear net). She has skewed opinions about sites like 4chan, anything deep web, and sometimes even YouTube. However, for the past few years I have been subtly pushing her in the direction of a memer's life and/or a tor network dweller. I dont intend on turning her into a robot from /r9k/ or a NEET. We're still wagecucks for now :)

Being an anti-religious girl from strict christian parents, she was robbed of her expression and sense of worth, and then someone like me comes along. We will most likely get married as the relationship is really solid but...

I try to teach her the ability to think critically, to have her own opinions, to form her own aesthetics. I cant help that I influence her SO MUCH tho. Her personality is so malleable as she learns to find herself, and I can already see her agreeing with me even tho she might not even know what I am talking about.

So far I have turned her from a radical SJW teen caught up in misdirected outrage to a calm 20 something that can disagree and discuss, change positions and learn. She has already started to laugh and take notice of things normal people would not too.

I hate to hide a big part of my life, even tho if I wont have to if I continue. On the other hand, I wish for her to become more than just another me. I would have to hide part of myself in that case, but hiding that isnt so bad. What should I do, /adv/? Should I let her be or should I keep influencing her innocent nature into something like me?

TL;DR : Why does corrupting the innocent feel so great. Should I let her live a normal life, /adv/? Or should I continue to be her Virgil, to my Dante, leading her down through the 9 gates of meme hell?

Sorry for the long post and thanks for reading. I ask for opninons from both guys and girls, so if you could state which you are, that would be very appriciated. Thanks

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Hello, so I work full time in lawn care. I don't really like my work, but I'm willing to do it. Anyways, like a week ago I came across this essay about why work was shitty, and it really struck me. I came to the realization that I was spending 40 hours a week doing something I did not want to do. That I was doing something that was really of no use at all.

Why do people even care about their fuckin lawns. I'd actually prefer a different line of work, but it is pretty much impossible for me.

Idk, how can I believe again that my work is valuable ?

Please don't say
>follow yer dreems
You're retarded if you actually believe that bs

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How hard is it to be a cop? I always wanted to be one. Does the city you live in play a big role? I ironically live in Dallas

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I just fukkked a random guy from the club and I'm in a long distance relationship. My boyfriend is always telling me I should fuck other people but I'm really upset and conflicted, I've never fucked anyone else during our relationship. Should I tell my boyfriend or just leave it?