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What are the chances or getting her pregnant with cumming outisde then putting it back in?
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>>17391268
Of**
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High
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>>17391278
What if shes about to have her period?
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My ex still thinks we're friends. She sends me various memes, music, videos etc via text message. I have told her to stop texting me and to stay out of my life. She dumped me a while back. She lied to me about a lot of things in our relationship, and she didnt actually ever love me or was ever attracted to me, which she has admitted.
Before you say it, my phone doesnt let me block contacts. Ive tried external apps but they either dont work or she gets around them.
What should i do about this? I legitimately think lower of her than dirt.
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>>17391245
Have you ever told her to stop contacting you?
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lol nigga that bitch loves you
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>>17391257
Only a billion times. She's as stubborn as a mule. I dont get it.
>>17391257
No she doesnt. She wants attention. Shes a miserable person who sucks at making friends because her personality is shit, and when she realizes all she has are the frat boys who grope her at parties, she goes to me.
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I'm addicted to having online flings when I'm in a relationship.
I keep sexting with random women I've never met. I always make sure they are no where near me so it cannot turn into anything real, and I always refuse to send pictures of myself. I am also upfront that I am in a relationship.
The problem I am having with my RS is that she is scared of sex (virgin) and it could take her a while to be ready (1.5yrs so far). Sexting gets me off so I just do that when I get frustrated. I don't want to leave my gf because she's great, it's just that I need something to prevent my dick from shriveling up. I can stop once my gf is ready to be sexual.
Is this a terrible thing? These random women mean nothing to me, it's just a way to get off.
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She'd probably be horrified if she found out and broken.
But if she's not putting out after over a year, and you're not cheating on her physically, I think she'd be able to get over it.
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>>17391228
My ex did this to me and it ruined our relationship.
What hurt me most is when I found out, I read through the texts and messages and he was flirting with them like he flirted with me. Our inside jokes, names he called me, cute things he said to me, were all used on random sluts he met online.
That was the solitary thing that hurt the most. Because the cute things he did and said that I thought were intimate, were not.
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>>17391241
My current GF also did this. Not quite to the extent of saying our inside jokes and shit. But it still has affected our relationship years later.
It'll probably not last, but I'd like to think I got over it.
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Breaking up with someone you still love
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Hey /adv/,
I think I need to break up with my girlfriend even though I'm in love with her. Recently she's become pretty abusive, mostly verbally. After I told her I needed space to think about things she went into a very long tirade about what a pussy I am and a bunch of other names that she knew would get under my skin.
She's taken away from my individual hobbies and gets angry if I spend any kind of real time away from her and with other friends. She also seems to have barely any external support network and we both come from incredibly dysfunctional and pretty fucking horrific family situations.
I still love her though, and I know for my own health I need to leave her but I can't force myself to do it. I'm not strong enough I don't think.
What do I do?
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>>17391225
You need to man up. She's right, you are a pussy because you can't even break up with her crazy ass.
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Almost in same boat. I'm just pushing her away and getting myself more personal time.
She can cry and bitch all she wants, when I tell her I'm playing video games all night with my headset on, that's what I'm doing.
>mfw I used to have to go to bed with her, and "sneak out" to the living room to play video games
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There once was a girl who I found myself falling for- slowly but surely. I'm a serious, introverted individual with a powerful, rich family and she was a reckless, outgoing and individualistic female who came from a poor background. I wanted money, power and fast cars and she wanted me and only me. Although she was exceptionally beautiful, I found myself turned off by the idea of how much she clung to me and clung to any man who would give her the attention and fill the empty void inside of her. We had a passionate love affair for over three years until I left her and stopped speaking to her to better my life. Sometimes I still think of her and wonder where she is. I wonder if she's okay or if she's still living the fast life. Is this normal? I broke up with her, I left her so why am I still thinking of her?
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You liked the excitement and thrill that she brought you. She was everything that you are not, she completed you in a way. Opposites attract ya know
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>>17391190
Both fishermen and lovers always have the one that got away. Yes, it's normal, start looking for someone new. Get over it.
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Hey guys, I need your help
I feel like...I don't know,I'm not sad nor happy, and it feels weird.
Like I want something but I don't know what...can someone give me some advice ?
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u need pussy my man
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>>17391211
I don't feel like I wanna fuck man
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>>17391182
I can't give you much advice if I don't know how you feel, Anon. Couple questions for ya:
Do you have a hobby to work on?
Do you have a girl/boyfriend?
Do you think or know that you have depression?
Do you know what's causing this?
Hopefully I or someone will be able to help.
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TL;DR at the bottom
>Dating a girl for a month
>She sticks to me like a velcro and we're both having a great time
>Decide to tell her I love her, we go out to see a movie
>I lost a bet with her so she chooses "Me before you"
>The movie is so shitty that we both laugh like idiots and the mood isn't right so I decide to tell her while walking with her back to her house
>We go out, decide the night is still young so we go to a friend's rave club
>Both end up a little bit too drunk to talk serious business
>I tell her that I wanted to talk about something important but maybe it's better to do it while sober
>She smiles and says it's a good idea and we can meet tomorrow
>Next day she becomes distant, obviously doesn't want to talk or meet
>whatever.jpg
>Shit drags on for three weeks
>In the meantime we talk but a lot less than during the last month, I catch up with her for literally 5 minutes while she's passing my house back from work
>Finally break through and start talking about what's going on with the sudden communication breakdown
>She says she's having a rough month because of her work, exams and she just adopted a dog, and tells me she will tell me as soon as she's more available.
>Today she tells me she has some free time and we can meet
TL;DR - should I tell a girl I love her after three weeks of barely talking to each other or should I wait until things get back to normal?
I know for sure she's not dating anyone else because we're in a close circle of friends and everyone knows everything.
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>>17391174
What the fuck dude, don´t tell her you love her! Are you 15? I am not trying to insult you, are you really 15?
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>>17391237
???
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>addicted to video game
>former NEET drop out from 14-17
>started working
>haven't stopped working for 6 years, 40 hours a week
>finally took first vacation
>went back to the NEET lifestyle
>staying up on 48 hour video game benders
>eating donuts and pizza
>girlfriend never seen me like this
>asking if I'm okay
>explain I've never been better
>truly happy
>just want to play video games
>fast forward through to Sunday
>usually bed time is around midnight-ish
>realize it's past 1 in the morning already
>tell friends I need to get to bed.
>go to work
>behind a weeks worth of work cause vacation
>still just getting on game wiki's and shit posting
Do I need help?
Should I quit my job and try and embrace gaming to supplement income?
Should I quit gaming altogether and try and embrace real life with girlfriend and job?
I'm so conflicted. I know what makes me the happiest in life. Nothing stimulates me nearly as much, and coming back to work this Monday instead of pre-heating the oven, and getting ready for a video game bender is fucking terrible.
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I hate working too anon. People will tell you it's how you get happiness but at the end of the day no job will ever make you happy, leisuring all day is always gonna be better.
And if you do start earning serious income then you are expected to use it on shit you don't want. Mortgages, holidays, children, cars etc... When all you want to do is stay in your room which you could easily fund with neetbux.
My point is don't feel bad for how you are, you're the normal one. The establishment wants you to be a wage bitch so Shecklestein Goldberg can have 8 new yaughts this year rather than just 7. In reality it's all not worth it.
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>>17391130
Literally nothing wrong with you.
Do what makes you happy, but don't quit your job for that (unless you are rich and don't need to work).
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I think you should find balance, find time for your GF and your job, and also for your hobbies. It's tough, but if I work 50 hours a week and have a gf, I still have time to casually play video games then you can do it.
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My bf is an asshole with my friends.
I have a bunch of friends, 2 of them of which my bf hates. He hates one of them to a point there is nothing my friend will do in order to make peace. He even begged for forgiveness.
So, I feel I am in a point where if I am with my friends I have to leave my bf alone, and if i am with my bf I can't be with my friends. Everybody used to be together but now... It sucks man.
I have to say, I love my bf and he has always been nice with me. And I kinda understand why he is in this position, yet. I expected him could forgive my friend for the sake of peace and harmony.
Any advice?
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>I kinda understand why he is in this position, yet. I expected him could forgive my friend
What did your friend do?
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>>17391123
He pretty much scams to get money. My bf knows about that behaviour, and got mad when my friend bragged about it like it was something harmless.
We just don't care but, well, it's wrong. And he probably won't stop doing it. But at least he promised he will stop showing off such behaviour.
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>>17391117
This is why I did not date that one girl
You're friends are probably cunts OP
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I've had to fake orgasms over the phone two times when having phone sex with my gf.
I think she's beautiful and we love each other but I can never quite 'make it' over the phone. To be honest I can't say for certain whether she does either. I know for certain that it's a combination of exhaustion and the stress of performance anxiety.
Has anyone here dealt with sexual anxiety?
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Femanon here, and i know for sure i never cum when i have phone sex. It's just not relaxing. I can't focus. That's why i never do it
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its not hot, and its ridiculous. i dont know what you're worrying about. its stupid.
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>>17391065
Grow up. Phone sex is stupid.
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Any advice you guys have to make living with dyslexia a little easier?
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It doesn't. I have tried everything, from special ed classes too special dyslexia fonts. It doesn't get easier. Just be happy that you live in an age were you can use auto correct. Even if it doesn't always work. Just try to find something you're good at that doesnt require letters or numbers.
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>>17391049
fellow dyslexic here. i recommend getting a trade or get into a career path that isnt really academic. my few dyslexic friends are studying photography and media. I am studying criminology with law, i am starting to regret it. Every dyslexic person i know struggles with really academic work. The way we learn and express our learning is different from what is expected, and it weakens are chances of success in academic based studies. I studied for hours on end and i still done pretty bad in my exams.
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When my mother taught math, she found that some dyslexic students did better on colored paper than white paper. You could try wearing cheap colored sunglasses to achieve a similar effect when reading.
Will girls think it's creepy/neckbeard-ish if I jerk off to video game characters animated to do lewd stuff?
What if I haven't even played the game, but just think the character is attractive?
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I don't give a fuck what porn anyone whacks it to. If it gets your cock to twitch and get rock hard, who am i to judge?
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bump. Can anyone else chime in on how normal this is?
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>>17391043
Yes, yes and yes.
You willtake a big step toward being normal when your masturbation fantasies are about humans.
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What are your hobbies, /adv/? Which of them would you recommend to others?
I want to replace vidya and fapping with other time killers, so far I got
>lifting
>reading
and I want to expand that list exponentially.
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Ideally, you should keep hobbies that interest you. There are many hobbies with fringe benefits, but you'd likely find yourself dispassionate and uncommitted if they don't actually interest you, and it will show.
That being said, lifting and reading are extremely productive and useful hobbies. Add meditation to help improve your mind and at least one social hobby.
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I pass the time by giving life advice to random strangers on an anonymous Internet image board. It's fun.
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Not much experience dating. Never had gf.
Been chatting up this girl online and we're going out Tuesday.
Good things are that she seems legitimately excited to meet me, seems nice, attractive.
Bad things are:
>she seems tall based on her pictures, most likely taller than me
>most likely has 10 times as much dating experience as me
>my hair is JUSTed
What do? How can I appear taller so she doesn't instantly reject me?
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>>17391026
Tall girls don't always give a fuck if a dude is shorter than them. Short girls like 'em tall because they want someone's shoulders to sit on when they watch the fireworks at the local county carnival, as they wouldn't be able to see them otherwise. Just be confident, ya douche.
Also how tall are ya? 5'5"?
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>>17391026
stilts?
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Tall girls have accepted that the men they date will pretty much always be shorter than them. Don't worry too much about it.
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Eurofag student here
switching to a different uni, different town
for budget reasons I cant afford an appartment of my own, so I have to get a room in a student house
Since Im pretty late finding a room, I have 2 options. Both are equal in size:
1. Room in an actual house. Lots of house mates, backyard, social stuff, not a lot of privacy tho. I cant open any window for ventilation. this room is 40€ a month cheaper
2. Shared appartment in a flat, at least one chinese house mate, so less social interaction but more privacy.
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>>17391005
so, you don't know what you want?