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Hey I need help /adv/, I actually really like a girl in my class who's pretty shy and so i don't know if she likes me or not because she doesn't send any signs.
Have you ever been in a relationship with a shy girl /adv/? How did you seduce her?

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I love japanese women, how could I meet them?

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So my friend got me arrested cuz we both took acid he was 16/17 and im 18 dude freaked out tried to kill me. Hopped my fence and my neighbors called the cops. He beat up some officers broke someones nose now im getting charged with abusement to a minor and marijuana charges. Im going to rehab so it looks better on my court date and im completely clean. Also its my first offense and i live in Louisiana which is already pretty crime ridden. Dude wanted to do it way more than i did how fucked am i?

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Ok, so a girl I like wants to go to a theme park with me. But the thing is, I'm scared of riding a roller coaster and I don't want to look like a bitch (even though I probably am one, considering the fact I'm too terrified of riding rollercoasters) what should I do? Is there any way to overcome this?

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My friend is constantly coming to me with advice about her boyfriend, and I can never truely be honest with her, and its starting to bug me. Shes super cool and nice to me, but she has this sad sack of a boyfriend who went from being literally the sweetest guy in the world (He once took her, and me and and another friend to dinner and a movie, paid for it all, then bought us stuff when we just shown slight interest in it.) to this walking zombie of a man who has been so scooped out and emptied by her, he doesn't even, interact on a human level anymore. She now just drags him around, he barely talks, he has none of the jolly nature he once had, no spirited conversation, you ask him anything, he just parrots back stuff she has told him to say.

and yet she wonders why he doesn't talk to her about anything, have any opinions about things, have any motivation, dreams, drive, why he doesn't seem to want to have sex with her anymore, and why he spends his free time zoning, spacing out, or just laying down.

She has killed this man, and is dragging around his corpse, and it is the saddest thing I have ever seen in my life, because before him being emptied out, he was such a nice guy, her friends (me and a few others) stayed single, because being around them was like having a perfect boyfriend already. We're talking about a guy who canceled going to a baseball game with his friends, because he found a kitten and needed to take care of it, because it needed to be bottle fed.

what do I say to her when she asks me for advice...

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Backstory
>be me 6/10 bi dude
>in loving 5 year long relationship with gf
>have best friend that ive known for longer and still chill with daily, call him A

Now the problem
>plan on hanging with A for the day
>tells me he's been working out to impress local ladies
>arrive, walk up to the dorms, start noticing A actually looks cute and is starting to actually get attractive
>suddenly remember bi status
>godfuckingdammit.jpg
>I'm taken he's straight I need to stop being a fucking aspie

What do I do here? I'm completely dedicated to my girlfriend and am still very much so attracted to her in all ways, but now there's this fucking deal.

INB4 B8 Kys fegit

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Are all social interactions just trying to make yourself look good to other people?

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I'm gonna tell you a real problem I had with loli. I stopped gapping to it a year and a half ago, but it was through /b/ pointing out that what I fapped to was wrong. I learned and stopped going to it, however the fear of being compared to REAL pedo faggots and child molesters caused me to view anyobe, even fictional characters, who hate them as potential enemies to me since my anxiety had me over thinking. even when I helped report and take down a group of pedos off Facebook I still get that feeling. Is it guilt? autism? neurotic thinking?

if you think this is too much to answer go ahead and call me an autist, loser, kys, or whatever I don't care. I just want to no if it's normal to fear these people over my past loli misdeeds as a 17 year old woman years ago and fir me to hate child molesters simultaneously

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I'm a mostly nerdy boy of the intelectual type.

I want to be the interesting, funny guy in the party, but I don't want to be the clown or anything that seems to childish (like jackass the show).

I want to come as a mature adult male, but I don't want to be seem as boring.

How do I find a balance between being too serious and being funny?

This question is mostly about being funny to females and girls.

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Why do my threads never get replies? I need actual advice for my problems; however small they may appear to someone they are quite serious to me.

Meanwhile this guy's pseudointellectual thread where he doesn't even have any problem gets dozens of replies instantly:
>>18394779

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What are you supposed to do if you live in the west and decide you love yourself to much to become some woman's monetary gain? I don't want to risk screwing someone only to have them abort my child, or get married and kiss my belongings away, a prenup isn't exactly a safe option either.

I don't know what to do with my life now, I feel lost. I'm going places with my job but what the fuck for.

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I met my perfect woman. Shes artistic, super into video games, can discuss any topic, loves old action and sci fi movies, is just awesome to talk with.

The only problem is I found out that she is SUPER anti trump. She doesn't cry about it, but often insults him, and talks about how moronic republicans and conservatives are for getting him in the white house, and compares him to George W Bush (who I didn't think was a bad president, but according to her, was one of the worst in history.) How do I red pill her?

This was my original post... I want to begin redpilling her, but I don't know how other people do it. We're chatting right now through steam and need some pointers on how to bring up a conservative topic and discuss it with her, to get her to rethink her position.

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>Got a part time job for summer in a REALLY small shop that is open 24/7
>I dont have to do much because its like seriously very small
>Just realized it will be extremely easy for someone to rob the shop
How do I prevent this? Im from eastern Europe so no niggers, but the problem is there an orphanage full of gypsies and drug addicts nearby who could easily steal something.
Help please

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Hey /adv/,

Im working a job that stresses me out and that I'm hating more and more each day. Im in my mid-20s amd work as an engineering contractor for a major company and make 60k per year so it's not a bad job per se. I don't like a some things: I have no control over my own schedule, my commute is an hour each way, and the clients are difficult. That said, Ive only worked here for a year and do genuinely like the people I work with.

My girlfriend of 4 years is currently doing a master's which will finish next year. Our plan was for us to find work outside the city and move into a house in a smaller town once she was done next summer.

Should I grin and bare it for the next year and deal with the feelings of claustrophobia and frustration or jump the gun and just search for a job In another town and hope that leaving a job after a year doesn't look bad on my resume and hope my girlfriend can find a job locally as well?

I have a lease that will last another 10 months but I could weasel my way out of it as my landlords like me. I can't move closer to work because this city is stupidly expensive.

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I've always had bad issues with motivating myself. I constantly procrastinate because I never feel any desire to be productive. It's been a problem as long as I can remember, but the issue only gets worse with more severe consequences.

Throughout public/highschool I never applied myself as much as I could. Rushed assignments, didn't study for anything as much as I could of, all because I felt no drive towards school, I was way to lazy too do anything and just spent my time fucking around with the things I wanted to do because I didn't have the self discipline to just force myself to do it.

Now I'm in college, and the problem seems to plague me worse than ever. I'm falling behind in everything, my marks are no where near what I'm capable of. I'm so unmotivated and school completely bums me out. I always just wanna fuck off with my friends because I find them to really be the only thing that brings me any real joy.

I don't fucking know what's up with me, why I've been like this my whole life, it doesn't make any sense, this can't be normal.