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>>18397843
Why would it matter? You gay with the other friend or something? Why is it his business whether you put it in?

>>18397843
>any perceptive person would know
Yes
>bring it up
No.

But in either case you're a retard for having sex with your roommate. You're just begging for unescapable drama. I feel sorry for the 3rd person who has to deal with you two

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>>18397853
>Why would it matter?
Because she's on-off in a relationship with another guy in our friend group, and has been for ages. Plus, she's like the token girl. Plus, she flat-out made me swear not to tell anyone.

People have asked before, anyway. I swear to God they can SMELL sexual tension.

>>18397855
>But in either case you're a retard for having sex with your roommate.
It was a temporary setup. Not even crashing together anymore.

Supermarkets trying to look good by saying that =/= what the manager is looking for. Tell them you will work hard, use energetic body language and don't sound like a bullshitter.

I usually go with: so I can go to sleep with a full stomach like anyone else. Why do you gotta make up bullshit?

So just be honest and try to show that I really want the job. Thanks

Needle make it puss

>>18397608
Your sister should appreciate the gesture. I'm sure if she were to use what is left of her make-up, she'd look PEEutiful.

Stop drinking

I'm in the same situation. Been talking since the start of April, going out for 5 weeks.

>>18397526

Not sure about your situation but its not really a worrisome spot to be in, I mean I see her twice a week on average, she messages me every day and always makes sure to say goodnight.

>>18397528
Nah it's good, I'm just curious about the responses you get because your situation and question apply to me too

Yes, the steps you took were fine.

Yeah that's absolutely fine. I've had people send me the wrong resume file before and they've corrected themselves and I've thought nothing of it

>>18397530
No one really care about mixups or mails without attachement

learn to dance, get drunk, dance.
you look cool and fun but you don't actually have to talk to people.

>>18397481
First thing, try to make yourself useful for the party: ask if help is needed with anything: food/music/organisation/transport. This might make you feel more comfortable and entitled to enjoy the party.
You don't have to be the barbecue man or the DJ man that do not enjoy the party.
Then it's all about shutting up most of the time it you are not comfortable with talking.
Make compliments to people you like and find cool.
Don't go too far with alcohol, one or two beers are enough if you want the girl to be yours.
If the girl like you she will try to get close to you anyways so dress and have gums, give her little attentions like getting a drink for her or small things. Do NOT stick to her.
She will be turned off if you show signs of "being too scared to" dance/talk/kiss her. So if you have those intrusive thoughts about looking ridiculous, you've got to answer with "who cares" about what you do if it makes you happy or if you like it. People will just be like "shit he's strange but in a cool way"
Dancing as good as a duckling can be seen as funny and not ridiculous, people can even join you
>>Me at every party dancing like shit filling the dancefloor

>>18397508
I should have been more clear. By a little bit autistic I mean full blown Asperger's. I've never been close to anyone before her. She's basically been my first handhold, cuddle, kiss and conversation longer than 30 minutes.
She knows I have Asperger's and social issues and all of our dates, if you could call them that, have involved just walking and talking and holding hands.

Back to the topic at hand though. I have no fucking clue what happens at parties aside from what Hollywood portrays them as.

Here's a tip. Learn to fucking spell

>>18397494
I'm not a native speaker and on my phone. So suck a bag of dicks, sir

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>>18397459
>lesbian
>dreams about dicks
The memes checks out.

I have a tip for you: dragon dildo

Or give up on being lesbian and find yourself some small girly boy and be happy. With a bit of practice and patience, you can crossdress him as a girl.

>>>/lgbt/

>>18397344
"Never lend money to friends" is a thing for a reason. It's a fucking bad idea.

Silver lining is that it's one way to learn that someone you thought had similar values to you (e.g. paying back loans is the right thing to do and not paying them back is reprehensible) is in fact an asshole and someone you don't need in your life.

>>18397366
Yup.

You always ALWAYS expect that loan or selling a car on payments to be charity.

And u befriend the fuck out of the few honest people that pay u back on time without harassment.

U shoulda just took the lost amd kept a friend. But whatever.

>>18397344
That sounds tough.
Imagine, for a second, if he said to you 'I'm sorry about X,Y,Z, can we still be friends?'
What would you say to him? I bet there'd be some things you'd want to apologise for too. Just apologise, 9/10 times it will get the ball rolling and he'll be blubbering w/ apologies.

>>18397297
>NOTE: She never got Overwatch
Hmm, interesting. Did she buy another game, or did she not end up buying one at all?

>>18397316
She didn't get one at all which is weird. That made me think she was into me in the first place

>>18397349
Yah, it gives me the impression that she was just looking for a reason to talk to you. How often did you guys chat after that?

You're just marrying her because you want to have sex with her, aren't you?

>>18397246
No im marring her cause i love her. But sex is a part of marriage

>>18397255
By that logic, if she doesn't want to have sex with you, she doesn't want to marry you.

can you elaborate? give specifics, please

he thinks he has you under his belt. remind him that you are your own person, are interesting and worthy of affection and attention. don't be autistic about it, aka flirt or cheat with other men. do it subtly by being a successfull, admireable and interesting person. and make sure he is aware you got those qualities.

>>18397218

taking someone for granted isn't the same as being unappreciated sometimes. being taken for granted is more of an over arching thing, the person simply does not understand your value.

underappreciated sometimes means he simply doesn't compliment you so much.

we don't know your relationship so we can't say, but its likely that none of the possible reasons you give is right. He probably does love you and being 'too available' isn't making him underappreciate you, and if it is then that means you dont actually have anything worth appreciating and you would just be manipulating him.

the truth is he probably just sees you as an actual fucking equal. you are a couple, a partnership, you both love each other, so he doesn't need to write poems about how he is unworthy or dedicate his life to pleasing you.

welcome to modern dating.

shit comes from there, what do you expect?
shower together before fucking.
stick to missionary.

Just inform her.

Hey woman, your butthole smells like excrement.

She will get the message. And if she doesn't, you just repeat it until she does.

>>18397177
>shower together before fucking
This is the right answer. It will give her an opportunity to delouse your business as well.

She is trying to tell you that your hygiene is substandard. Listen.

I would really like some advice, my friends say im too picky but my family always told me to look for a woman who you like to be around and talk to. Not just attractive(though she has that in spades)

>>18397090
Well, do you know any specific interests that she has?

>>18397098
She says she likes the environment.
She "likes watching movies" going golfing in this 3 story building, going out to eat...

I would love to do all those things but since im in uni im broke and need to save my money. I do have a car, we went to starbucks and chipotle
She found out that i never been there.
But im afraid to keep doing this since she will think i dont know anything about anything.
Im lost on what i should do.

Absolutely nothing. Just an awkward memory that will haunt you forever. Hopefully the porn wasn't too weird.

Yeah but do I keep watching or what?

>>18397075
No, stop watching porn forever!!

1. You gotta make it sound like you're interviewing them, so when they ask "do you have any question?" Have at least 3 questions that are like or similar to "how do you like working here?" Or " where did the people who worked as lab techs end up now?" Or "what can I contribute to the team to make work easier?" Wear a nice clean long sleeved collared shirt with a tie, some solid colored black pants or kakhis, and some brown or black shoes. Show confidence, but don't act pompous.

2. All depends on many things such as pay, mileage, travel stripends, advancement opportunities, the falicity itself, etc. That's why you're going there.

3. Varies as well. Average pay is $33k a year, but depending on the place and area, you could start off with more or less.

>>18397301
thanks for the tips

>>18397052

Yo, I'm thinking about majoring in biochem.
Thoughts/advice?