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I just got head for the first time and I didn't cum even though it felt really good and went on for like 5 minutes. Is this normal?
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Yes. Because women don't know how to operate your poke.
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>>18397058
So I better get a guy to suck me off?
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>>18397073
Or a woman (male)
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Do girls lie about boyfriends to make guys jealous? 2017-06-08 04:56:30 Post No.18396923
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Do girls lie about boyfriends to make guys jealous?
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I've been talking to this girl for over a month now, we were mostly on friendly terms and I was trying to flirt a bit until recently when we last hung out where she started talking about this "boyfriend," I kinda just shrugged it off and assumed that was code for "back off." That was 3 weeks ago and we still talk almost every day just friendly until recently it seems she is starting to low key flirt with me. I don't want to make any moves quite yet because I'm not sure about it and I don't have any time to do anything with her until next month. What do you guys think?
Tldr: Girl I've been talking to talked about this "boyfriend" last time we hung out, I backed off a bit but we still talk every day.
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>>18396923
2 scenarios here.
1. She's in a relationship but she still talks and flirts with you daily. HUGE RED FLAG. You do not want anything to do with this slut. get the fuck away from her now.
2. You misinterpreted what she said, or she misspoke, or deliberately through that comment out there to fuck around, or she was seeing a guy at the time and no longer isn't. Any of these scenarios are possible and it's retarded that you're not manning up and asking her out on a date. Even if you don't have time until next month. Make your intentions known before she fucks off and gets a boyfriend for real.
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>>18396933
It could also be that OP is shit at reading signals, and she isn't actually flirting with him.
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>>18396923
>Do girls lie
Yes.
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HOW DO I STOP BEING ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SHOULDN'T MATTER BUT IT DOES TO ME IN MY MIND RIGHT NOW IT HAPPENED TODAY I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP GOD DAMMIT HELP
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Confess.
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stop being a fucking autist
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>>18396921
distract yourself from reality.
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How would you sabotage a bully...as a parent.
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>>18396847
Never figured that one out. So many little bastards I wanted to kill. A few teachers too. Good luck. My kid wound up dropping out of school because of it.
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Raise someone that isn't a pansy
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>>18396847
It depends on how evil you want to be about it.
Before we go full nuclear, have you called the kids mom yet?
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I have one of these plastic keychains (not this specific one; it's Tails). I work at a McDonald's, and I left it on my bag for awhile. I noticed that the keychain was starting to smell faintly of grease, so I took it off. It's important to me, so I want to know how to get the smell off.
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>>18396653
Stop working there.
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>>18396694
anon that wasn't what I asked
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>>18396702
It's a solution though. If you stop working there the smell won't stay. Work in a flower store or something and it will smell like flowers. Or greasy flowers.
/adv/ I was a 20 year old virgin until a couple weeks ago. I finally hooked up with a girl (8/10, vurreh nice) and we've been doing it most nights since. It's the end of the school year so now I'm headed home for 2 months but she's indicated she wants to make it an official thing. I thought we were just gonna do some casual hook ups and hang outs because she's really chill and fun to hang around but idk if I wanna make that commitment.
What do /b/? Should I ask to stay casual?Should I roll with it?
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>>18396599
Doesn't matter what you do. You're too inexperienced and will ruin it one way or another.
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Roll with it for sure,
If only for the xp
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>>18396709
This
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How did you meet the last woman you had a relationship with?
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>>18396569
cross country team
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Tinder is honestly the best place to meet women these days 10/10
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>>18396569
Over here and it was a nice experience and made me clear that I'm not cut out for any relationship at all
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So my friend and I were were having a discussion.
Would it be illegal to breed cats for the sole purpose of feeding to snakes?
Neither of us plan on doing it, as we don't own snakes or cats, but we didn't know if it was actually illegal.
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>>18396559
No, cat lovers would be butthurt, but no
It'd be fucking stupid though - we have mice for that
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i don't think so. why would you be allowed to breed mices and rats as food and not cats? makes no sense.
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>>18396559
perfectly legal. not efficient though as cats require a lot of maintenance and room compared to smaller mammals and are also very loud.
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>Talking to a girl.
>Shes 17 while im 18.
>We get along really well, her personality matches mine and we click.
>Her dad wanted to know my last name and went on facebook to see what I was like (I havent been on facebook since I was 12.)
>Finds a meme from king of the hill say 'I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories'.
>Another of a troll face tier meme.
>Says im 'inappropriate' and that I cant see his daughter.
>Her mother messaged me and told me not to message/see her ever again.
>Later her mother messages me and says they would 'think' about talking to me and seeing what kind of person I am.
What should I do? I really like this girl and she really likes me. Better yet, how should I go about this?
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>>18396554
tell them that if you don't get married, you would like to be a catholic priest or something like that, make yourself look like an innocent guy... also talk about what you want to study and so on...
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>>18396554
Fuck the parents and communicate directly with the girl, they sound like control freaks.
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>>18396575
Thats the problem. They took her phone and blocked my #.
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Just graduated high school class of 2017. Going to a community college and get my associates degree in chemistry then transfer to a university to get my bachelors in chemical engineering. What do you think of this plan?
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>>18396490
Ace plan my dude, you're already wiser than 50% of the college students. Make sure you're always in contact with your transfer advisor and see if you can take any professors that also teach at the university you're planning on going to.
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>>18396490
congrats m8, also graduated today. this is a smart plan. I am going to a 4 year university but planning to transfer to another anyway, so ultimately going to CC might have saved me money
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>>18396490
CC is hella underrated. Get those transfer requirements completed, take summer classes, and apply to a 4 year institution. Don't take loans out. Go to a cheap state school for chem engr. If you want a masters, then consider moving on to a high-tier research college. Good luck famalam
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Hi /adv/
I'm a little concerned and scared, I think my gf might be pregnant, we had sex like 1 week ago, it lasted like 1min, I pulled out 'cause no condom BUT she was suppoused to haver her period 4 days ago but it hasn't come down, in april we didn't do anything but it didn't come down either, in may it DID.
I'm in university and about to graduate another major.
I plan to get a job in the major i'm about to graduate but in the city I live it's pretty damn hard.
Have some of you been in this situation? i don't know what to do, and i'm scared as shit.
Any advice you can give me I will deeply appreciate it.
>pic not related, i just like owls
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>>18396489
how the heck did you think the pull out method is even valid in 2017? did you not receive sex ed in middle school all through high school?
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>>18396489
If only there were some kind of test you could administer to see if she were pregnant
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>>18396489
It must be a game. Just put it in raw and count to 60, be careful not to hit 61 though!
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What is the best gun to commit suicide with?
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>>18396345
cap gun
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>>18396345
Shot
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>>18396345
water
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Please psychoanalyze me and explain why my sex life is messed up.
I'm married and I don't look forward to sex. My husband is amazing but I just don't want to do it. I've never been eager to have sex in past relationships either.
I do get horny and think about sex a lot, but I'd rather sneak away and get myself off alone than have sex with anyone. When I do it alone it's quicker and my orgasm is a lot stronger.
I can only get off with my vibrator. I don't insert anything, just hold it up to myself.
When I have sex, we like plenty of positions like doggie, sideways (whatever it's called), sex on counters, against walls, showers, missionary, cowgirl, he also does oral on me and we do anal. Specifically when I'm going to get off, I usually straddle him or pose doggie style while we have sex or he fingers me, and I use the toy.
My theory is that his discomfort makes me nervous and makes me enjoy the orgasm less. Sometimes his arm/back gets tired with the fingering, or sometimes he loses his erection when we're having sex (in the position that I take so I can use the vibe). Sometimes just the way I'm sitting on him makes him grunt and need me to shift. Or during doggie with my toy I need to scoot this way or that.
Last time we had sex I started having a great orgasm and in the middle of it I accidentally scratched his nipple and he shrieked and then complained that I'd also been leaning on his chest too hard. I feel bad but my nails aren't even long. I don't know what I could have done better. I already worry about that shit so it was just another confirmation.
I just wish I could mentally stop thinking of sex as a chore. I want to 'want' to have sex.
help
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>>18396289
Maybe you're just a lesbian
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desensitisation to pornography
stop the porn
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I'm sorry but the way you describe your husband makes it look like he's terrible in bed. Also you mention "his discomfort", what's that about? I think you could benefit from talking that out with your husband. Also consider some counseling or guides, just to earn some perspective about how other people may do the same stuff you already do but in different ways, or maybe try to improve his stamina somehow? I've never come across a minimally experienced guy who would get tired before getting me off a few times.
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I bought a condensor mic to record with but when I plugged it in my laptop it didn't recognize it. it says its a 3.5 audio jack but so are my head phones (pic related) and those are recognized. what's the difference? What would I need to change?
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>>18396273
are you plugging it into the microphone port? does the microphone require phantom power?
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>>18396273
My friend's laptop also had that problem. The jack was only good to output sound. You could use a 3.5mm to USB adapter.
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>>18396282
it only has one port but I so have a phantom power.
>>18396292
is there a possiblity i would run into the same problem with the usb jack adapter that im having with the port?
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Help me determine if I can watch porn on my university's internet.
Here's what the acceptable use policy says from their provider:
>...prohibited activities include,
but are not limited to:
>2 Offensive Materials: Disseminating or posting material that is unlawful,
libelous, defamatory, obscene, indecent, lewd, harassing, threatening,
harmful, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory or
otherwise objectionable.
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>>18396257
you'll break and do it anyways, boyslut
using a VPN to access porn is worse, they'll think you're doing illegal shit
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>>18396257
should be fine if you aren't posting it since disseminating means posting. honestly you can just call and ask they hear it all the time.
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I can't imagine that the bar is very high in this regard. Well, except for a certain kind of bar.
You're not the only person who watches porn, especially on a university campus. If they cared then they would wind up having to deal with it several times a month even if they made it explicitly clear. If you're really worried then go on gelbooru and jerk off to anime exclusively. They wouldn't know what it is.