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>>18401091
You suck at writing bruv. Lots of autism. Just send an email asking for an appointment to review the paper and whether or not attending class will be necessary, considering you did not skip any before.

>>18401091
>She is old as balls, and very inflexible
you have to make her flexible, give that old pussy a work out.

>>18401091
She's old enough to make a difference between private life and work. Why don't you email her and tell her you were unable to reach her ?

>>18400921
ghost her man, she sounds like an edgy slut anyways

Interesting how you talk about how shit of a person she is, when you had no issues with fucking a girl who's in a relationship. Birds of a feather, I guess.

>>18400934
I wouldn't say edgy but rather sociopath. Like when I think edgy I think of an inauthentic person trying to look hard.

>>18400935
Meh. I'm literally only attracted to taken women. It's horrible. Not denying I'm a piece of shit to women. I just can't seem to ghost her.

>>18400812
I guess he is using a router to control the bandwidth, if so, you need to reconfigure it...

>>18400821

I'm assuming I can find a tutorial on that? And I don't know,the router is in my bedroom, and he never goes near it.

if I remember right there's a way to prioritize bandwidth usage through the router or something. I don't have to know these things because the router is mine and I live alone. bandwidth is allllll mine. even if uverse a shit occasionally.

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>>18400810
pretty important

>>18400810
It means everything for them...literally...everything

ugly girl here and life would have probably been a lot more easy and also making friends would be easier now too but starting to just not care anymore and might off myself soon

Wait till she finds a bf, then get out of your shell and ask her out. So you can cry against fate.

Well.... either she likes you or you are just her friend zoned friend....
Anyway... those things don't mean shit unless she told you you are more than just a friend....
Old fag reporting

>>18400767
so do you think she likes me i have her home phone number should is ask her out soon and fuck it

spend more time with them, eventually it passes as you get to know them and then you can be more relaxed. You could also try alternatives like alcohol or other recreational drugs.

You get stressed cuz u care too much about what she is thinking about you and your actions. Basically, start by giving no fucks about anything.... later on just act as you would do around the people you are confident with.... trust me.... think of her as she is not worth anything

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>>18400754

OP here.

It is not a girl. I'm not even gay, but there is this very cute emo haircut guy here, very noticable as cute, his face has got feminine properties, especially the area around his eyes. I catched myself looking at him from time to time, the feeling of considering cute boys grows stronger and stronger.

I don't expect you to be able to relate. But I am sure you can understand the feeling of being very aware of that person. I am trying my best to not care, but my eyes automatically gets drawn to him everytime I look up. I try to sit facing away, and suddenly I look down and one of my feet are pointing straight at him. This cute boy is like a fucking magnet!

Not even gay, but if you've seen guys like this, you know what I'm talking about. He is like a irl final fantasy character. Very soft features, very easthetically pleasing and easy on the eyes. I'm not even saying I woul go gay, but you could definately cuddle somebody like this, and feel pretty good about it.

If you know what I mean?

>>18400712

When things were going great and she was sober, we could have deep conversations, talk about so much and really connect. But whenever she touched alcohol; she turned into this insane party girl monster and just lashed out and abused herself. Every-time I try to talk about her drinking and the demons chasing her, she refuses and tells me that she "doesn't do feelings". But then once she told me while we cruised together, how she had raped while passed out with her friend and that she couldn't do anything because the guy and his friends, took turns on her and her friend just slept. It shattered my heart, but I still cared for her.

What do I do? I've never had a serious girlfriend(as in all the way to sex) and I am terrified that she just wants to sleep with me and then run away. My friend told me that she cheated on her ex and that's been bothering me as well. I really care for her and she can pretty herself up really nice...but what's the point if she doesn't care for herself? She looks great, but can I build anything with her?

tl;dr: Really like a friend, but she won't stop drinking/going to bars and doing self destructive things. Refuses to deal with her drinking problem and gets angry when drunk/blames her problems on the liquor. All my friends are telling me to run and that she's a red flag circus, but I don't want to abandon her. I like her, but I don't know if this is too much for my first girlfriend?

In the end you will find only pain in that girl. Trust your brain and not your heart in this case.

>>18400712
You know the answer but don't want to accept it. This girl is not the right one for you. This drinking is a real problem and you cannot change people. While the drinking is a convenient excuse for the slutty behavior, I don't buy it. I've known alcoholics and ppl with drinking problems that never did that shit. To me, it's a convenient excuse to act in a manner that she really desires but can't do while sober because she's too inhibited. Move on because you'll only be miserable.

>>18400704
Sorry for your loss. Talk about it until you get over it. Fat people get girlfriends as well, everybody does. Maybe you can think about whether you only get close to people who suffer, whether it is a repetitive behaviour and what it tells about you.

>>18400714
What do you mean by "get close to people who suffer"?

>>18400704
Find another friend to talk to so it'll get your mind off of her. Seriously do you just want someone to talk to rn?

No, it's actually a huge ponzi scheme everyone is in on except you, and they invented an entire science and academic research field just for the express purpose of fooling you, specifically you

Depends what you're going through and how willing you are to make a change.

You'll probably see them once a week for an hour, I think that's pretty standard, it was with both I had. They've probably seen people struggling with whatever you're struggling with time and time again. Really, I saw both as just smart people to bounce your thoughts and worries off of who can maybe offer sound advice and guide you towards better life choices. And again, the thing is they're only there for one hour a week. If you're drinking yourself into a coma every night for a year like I was when I saw the second guy, seeing him didn't just magically "stop" that. They can't just always be there to tell you "that's a bad idea".

I think they can be helpful, but ultimately know that they're not some magic cure. You have you help yourself out of whatever you're in more than anyone else.

Psychology is straight bullshit.
Half the time they will diagnose you with some retarded shit you do not even have.

if ur chad, youll get tons of pussy.

if youre like me youll get lots of matches, a few short convos, and a single actual date that ends up being a weirdo korean dorama obsessed 30 yo female who ends up ditching you anyways.

>>18400555
Depends on your age range, your standards, and your location. Lemme know. Also consider your trips checked.

>>18400584

18-25 but I really am only looking for somebody my age (20)

I'm not gonna fuck a whale but I'm also not the greatest looking dude in the world either so my standards aren't ridiculous. I just want to talk to people and maybe have something casual if it feels right. That being said, I'm also far from ugly and consider myself talented in some fields. I have a cute face but I'm full skelly mode

Use rice as bait.

If you're North American, move to one of the following cities:
San Francisco
Seattle
Vancouver
Toronto
Baltimore (specifically Rockville)
New York (I don't recommend this one unless you're Jewish)

>>18401020
>San Francisco
>Seattle
Yes OP come here if you like software engineer gf

Honestly bro you should probably talk to a therapist. That's some heavy shit that a bunch of trolls on the internet aren't qualified to help you out with.

Sorry I couldn't bring anything more insightful to the table than that. Good luck anon.

i think you have some neat material for a novel right there. i suggest taking inspiration from Sabato. write it out on 700 pages, publish it and cash the big bucks.

Death is the most natural part of life.

Without death there is no life.

take only about 30% of everything you ever read on this site seriously

Filter things you don't like.

>>18400468
Nope.
Don't let the oldfags fool you, this place was, is, and always will be 97% garbage.
But diamonds I find in the mountains of shit makes it all worth it for me.

>>18400432
bump

>>18400432
That's because your prostate and cowper glands are going haywire because you haven't shot web yet, bro.

Unless your semen is red, it's probably normal.

>>18400421
good luck i hope ur not megan p

ur fucked lol

i don't have any children yet so i'm just guessing here but...

take all the things that you liked about your parents' parenting and do the exact same thing with your son. make him the light of your life regardless of whether he looks like the dad or not. as long as you have lots of love and encouragement towards him everything will work out