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How do we stop Donald Trump and the alt-right before it's too late?
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>>39071851
>we'll beat em again
lol
go shill on /pol/ some more
this isnt even the right board you idiot
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>>39071851
honestly it's kind of scary how insane liberals have become, they don't care about truth and will use propaganda to it's full effect to defeat the "NAZIS"
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>>39071851
Just b yerself xDDDD

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who /skeleton/ here? do you hate summer? jesus fuck everytime summer comes I feel like complete shit? how do I gain weight? Today I literally ate like only 2 packs of chips and lots of tea. I dont even feel hungry. FML
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>mfw I envy fat people
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even /r9k/ ignores me. fuck you guys ;_;
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really guys ? rrrrreeeeeeeeeeee

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What percentage of 16-30 year-old women do you think you can beat in a fight?
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>>39071464
99% if I go no holds barred shots to the face.
Seriously I'm a 6'2 white guy and I work out, a girl isn't even planning while I'm already three moves ahead and on my toes.
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>>39071464
She is a very qt girl
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>>39071495
This...No rules and no punishment?
A wooden staff would be too easy.
A chock slam would kill them.
Men are stronger then women but.
>Olympic power lifting women are going to beat up a dude with only 80 pounds on him and never threw a punch.
I miss karate because I would grab women all over and slam them down.

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Are you addicted to porn?
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>>39071380
Yes and i feelling like shit for it.
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>>39071380
Where do you draw the line for addiction? I masturbate atleast once per day.
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>>39071380
Yes, I masturbate about 3 to 5 times a day, and I've become incapable of masturbating to anything but my fetish.

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Oh shit...Anon, didn't you know we were joking when we invited you to the BBQ? Jeez man...
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>>39071277
*pulls out ICE badge*

GET ON THE GROUND NOW RICE COOKERS!

IDs AND PASSPORTS OUT NOW!
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Oh, I know. That's why I brought my ar, my five-seven and a couple of homemade grenades.
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>>39071277
>literally 2 women total and they're both a below 3/10

guess I'm ending the night on anon's bed playing with his willy

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>300 people murdered in Paris by domestic terrorists linked to the islamic state
"this is fine"

>Orlando Night Club shot up, killing 44 homosexuals
"this is fine"

>Ariana Grande concert is blown up by Libyan terrorist, killing 23, most of whom were girls younger than 12
"this is fine"

>A white nationalist kills 1 person
"SHUT IT DOWN"
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>>39071056
Blacks are only one of six people in murika, are not organised, but do all of our slave labor, so we're afraid the whites are going to kill them and then we will replace the current chain gang?
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>>39071163
They've already been replaced by the mexicans though so my post is retarded unless I add that it's just retarded people not thinking about how they were duped in the past to freak out over this specific kind of incident and now still do now that it doesn't matter anymore. People are beyond short sighted, they still don't know they were duped.
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>>39071056
And it may have been an accident. It is a white genocide what do you not understand. Just make europe and america one big africa with the sound of rubbing hands.

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Eyo whiteboi.
Don't mind me, just stealing your gf (male).
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>>39071034
XD xD xD that doesn't even remotely look like a girl faM
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>>39071034
This picture is physically revolting
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>>39071071
>lil dick whiteboi trying to talk like a brotha

>>39071094
Mad I got in a threesome with two cuties while you play with your tiny dicklet?

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Why don't guys like nice girls?
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Most 'nice guys' aren't actually nice except on an extremely superficial level is most of the reason. Most people who claim to be 'a nice guy' are pretty bitter/mean spirited about it.
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What a retarded comic. It should have the guy try to kiss the girl after she's rebuilt him only to have her rebuff him and ask that they stay friends
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>>39071002
We're not talking about 'nice guys'. We're talking about nice girls and why guys don't like them.

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I'm tired of seeing it posted here. The roastie insult is just a meme.

It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
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>>39070957
I'll make fun of women however I want, fucker.
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ay ay ay
the roasties be in full effect
ay ay ay
too much dick they vaginas deffect
ay ay ay
*7 minute long mariachi solo*
ay ay ay
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>>39070957
This is a copypasta newfags

Nice b8

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Going to Publix

Anyone want anything?
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a gf pls
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>>39070880
Overpriced Kroger. It's not even any healthier
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>>39071137
Yeah ok retarded Winn-Dixie shill

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Will getting off to cuck porn actually make you a cuck in real life? I mean, can it just be that watching and masturbating to Cuck and sissification porn will only be a fantasy and not mean you are a cuck in everyday life (submissive, beta) or will that necessarily happen? I mean, I am getting off to a lot of cuck and Femdom porn and I'm not sure if that will mean that I will keep being Beta for the rest of my life and let people step on me. What do you robots think?
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Don't justify this
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>>39070884
What do you mean? And how were you able to post this only writing 3 words (in r9k, we use original comments)
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>>39070863
Cuck and sissification porn are the only things I can get off to know. I'm destined to be a beta.
>tfw no femdom gf

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>I suggest that all male children should be circumcised. This is "against nature," but that is exactly the reason why it should be done. Nature intends that the adolescent male shall copulate as often and as promiscuously as possible, and to that end covers the sensitive glans so that it shall be ever ready to receive stimuli. Civilization, on the contrary, requires chastity, and the glans of the circumcised rapidly assumes a leathery texture less sensitive than skin. Thus the adolescent has his attention drawn to his penis much less often. I am convinced that masturbation is much less common in the circumcised. With these considerations in view it does not seem apt to argue that "God knows best how to make little boys.

R.W. Cockshut. Circumcision. British Medical Journal. 1935;2:764.

Tell me again how "male circumcision is completely different than female circumcision--female circumcision is about controlling sexuality!"?
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Shill somewhere else, being cut is a good thing

And why the fuck is he trying to pull his skin up? Does he not know how to fap properly?
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>>39070772

>And why the fuck is he trying to pull his skin up? Does he not know how to fap properly?

The skin, mucosa and muscle tissue of the penis's skin system is supposed to freely and easily move up and down, not be stuck in one place. This activates the stretch receptors in the foreskin that give you pleasure, and prevents soreness, chafing, and the need for artificial lubricants. It's how the penis evolved to work over the course of millions of years.
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>>39070836
That's disgusting. That's repulsive. I think I'm gonna vom.

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I found someone's wallet while on one of my late night strolls robots and I want to return it.

She seems like a nice lady and I can find her Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn but I don't know how to get in contact with her. How can I get in contact with her?

Please dont tell me to take the money and fuck over that roastie because I would want someone to do the same to me if I was in her position.
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Stop being an autist and just tell her on Facebook
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direct message on facebook
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Just try to get in contact and say something like
>I found a wallet with your identification on the ground
(with a pic)
>is this yours?

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How can virgins stay sane when there are so many beautiful girls outside?
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Because they're too shy to start a convo or even rape
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>>39070511
I live in pennsylvania and all the "beautiful girls" are fat and old.

also no one goes outside.
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>>39070579
Yeah, but they can start killing themselves
And someone even shout a school or two

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Haven't it in a while

What's for dinner robots 08/14
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Probably miso soup with tofu. That's probably it.
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>>39070402
Papa Johns for me. Plain cheese pizza with garlic sauce.

Anyone else here /garlic sauce/
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sunflower

seeds

and

cold

water

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