I found someone's wallet while on one of my late night strolls

Stop being an autist and just tell her on Facebook

direct message on facebook

Just try to get in contact and say something like
>I found a wallet with your identification on the ground
(with a pic)
>is this yours?

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>>39070696
>>39070678
You can do that I thought you needed to be friends.

Guess I'll have to create a facebook

>>39070589
She might feel very uncomfortable that a stranger found her identification, and personal information. You should get to know her first. Message her on Facebook that you want to meet her in a coffee shop when she has time. After you get comfortable with each other you can return the wallet more naturally.

>>39070779
I'm not that autistic

Hej

>>39070589
Fuck bitches buy crypto.

When I found a wallet, I gave it to a police officer.

>>39070723
don't do that. it will look wierd if you create an account with 0 friends and pictures just to meet up with her. Isn't her phone number listed on her LinkedIn?

Call the non-emergency police line, they'll drive it to her house

>>39070589
Give it to the police and let them fuck over the roastie for you instead

>>39070589
fuck that. would someone do the same for you? probably not. if people dont learn to be more careful with their shit, then losing it just becomes natural and they assume that things will automatically just be returned to them. also, statistically speaking shes more likely not to lose her wallet again if you return it to her then if you do.

>>39071197
*more likely to lose it again if you do return it

>>39071197
You are correct but I don't see why I need to sink to the lowest common denominator in terms of morals

>>39070723

Messages from non-friends go into a different inbox that no-one ever looks at, and which doesn't trigger notifications. Best idea is to hand it to police to be honest.

>>39070589
just bring it to her house and leave it in the mailbox with a note attached

>>39070589
But she is strong woman who need no man. Think about it woud you give it back if it was ugly guy? If yes then proceed if not then reconsider.

>>39070589
>Please dont tell me to take the money and fuck over that roastie because I would want someone to do the same to me if I was in her position.
But, Anon, when you'll lose your wallet, your money's gonna dissapear no matter how much of a good boy you were.

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I returned it anons. She was very greatfull and also gave me flowers for some reason.

>>39072858
good job Anon I'm proud of you!!

Hsj

I would've given it to the police lost and found instead.

>>39072858
good job anon, she doesn't like you though, dont get confused

>>39072858
karma, water them and keep them alive could be useful in the future

>>39073447
Yeah I know. She also came with another person growing in here stomach so I don't think I would try even if she initiated