Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 979. page

If I ever see this little nazi fuck I'm going to leave him in a coma.

Nazi punks fuck off.

>>39097276
He showed moral courage in this hellscape of post modernism.

I hope he's blessed

>>39097276
>Cvjetanovic
>ovic
Really gets that noggin joggin

>>39097232
You need to drink more and not expect alcohol to be amazing.
Half a litre of 12 percent isn't much alcohol.

>>39097232
Was it rubbing alcohol?

>>39097232
Op was drinking mouthwash?

>>39097048
>what turned you into an unlovable fuck?

centimetres of bone that i had no control over

>>39097048
>Ex broke up with me.
>Told me she never loved me.
>Mfw I lost my virginity to her.

Mfw when I can't seem to care about her or any other woman now.

>>39097048
is pic related you?
if so why the fuck are you still coming here

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I want one really really badly. Someone to edge with in discord and say lewd things to each other or our fantasies. I've cum about 5 times today but what I really want is to edge with an anon.

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I woke up not a long time ago and already came 3 times. Now Im just edging and thinking about being used up by someone

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>>39097184
That's so lewd anon! What kind of fantasies do you have? I'd edge plenty with you anon!

>>39097290
Three times not long after waking up? That impressive anon! I want to be able to keep up with you. How do you want to be used?

Our guy. I hope he's an arcanine mod

Exactly what I suspected a mod of this god awful site would look like.

Clean your room Shii

>>39096142
Do you see that jawline? He's 100% Chad. Why do you think /r9k/ is going down the shitter? Chad controls this board. He's cucked us from the beginning.

hopefully not anymore

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>>39095948
>tfw you only have an older brother that doesn't like you

I should shoot myself.

>>39095948
I tried to bang her friend but my dick didn't work
Despite that I still made out with my sister

Do not write on the whiteboard in the bathroom

I would write profanities on the whiteboard in the bathroom

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>Do not request that library patrons cease spreading any disease or ailment

I would go up to any two people I could find who looked like a couple and tell them to "quit spreading STD's"

good times

>Shirts must be worn at all times in camp.
>Campers will refrain from making wild animal noises
>No putting flaming bags of shit on the doorsteps of rival cabins

ask your mother to be your gf I guess

>>39095689
She said no, what's the next step?

>look like a shota
>move to an area with lots of 40 year olds
That's it.

says the dumb shit that aint SHIT ILL FUCKING KILL HER FOR YOU ROBOT FUCK WHORES WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THEN ANYONE ELSE I AM THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED DAMN YOU

She has nice tits. What's your memebio?

>>39095601
>you're a fucking joke

Post your shitty bio.

>>39095541
>that kid who pretended he was poor because his parents told him to

This was me, my family were immigrants but made good income. They really didnt want to get robbed/have me put into danger (even though my school although public was in a decent income neighborhood), so I often went to school with ill fitting clothes with holes and I avoided talking about their careers and very rarely had friends over. I had an alright amount of friends because I was a pretty alright person.
In the end though, i guess it taught me how to live frugally, which helps me currently in uni.

>>39095541
>that one chad who turned out to be gay

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>that kid who liked to show off his shitty trivia knowledge and pretend to be the master of any stupid topic you were talking about because he watched a video on youtube about it

First for Crumpet's a diddler

>>39095490
>And did those feet in ancient time,
>Walk upon England's mountains green:
obviously not

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I don't know any of these names and I dont understand a lot of what is said these days.

Maybe i'm too old for britfeel now

>>39095453
Looks comfy to me. Is this your uni dorm?

>>39095453
I wish that was my mine. I'm so bad at keeping my space clean and I'm so unmotivated to clean up.

It doesn't help that I don't have enough storage for all my stuff

>>39095453
>Is this comfy or depressing?

Both.

tranny here

i count, right?

>>39095439
If you want it to count, then feel free to stay ITT

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bump i guess lmao

>>39095097
>You're not a party type are you?

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>>39095114

this one is definitely the worst by far

>>39095097
>Haha look at him, he's ready to take out his pistols and murder us

>>39094787
30% Black
40% White
30% Other Stuff

>>39094806
the correct term is nigger
also literally who?

>>39094787
Her eyes are a little too wide apart