Dis bish

says the dumb shit that aint SHIT ILL FUCKING KILL HER FOR YOU ROBOT FUCK WHORES WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THEN ANYONE ELSE I AM THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED DAMN YOU

She has nice tits. What's your memebio?

>>39095601
>you're a fucking joke

Post your shitty bio.

Wow thanks alot I have Tourettes, I don't need me, please dont harass people online like this, just swipe left next time.

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>>39095633
>>39095639
Here you go boys. I'll post more of her pics next.

>>39095666
Gotta say, man. She was dead on. That is so obviously a put-on that it's pathetic.

>>39095666
OP, have much success have you actually got with that bio? Also, nice satanic trips.

>>39095685
It's what women like. They like dangerous men.

>>39095717
It's really clear that the bio was just a put-on. It was obvious the bio was an outright desperate lie.

And no, women usually don't like dangerous men. That doesn't make sense from a biological standpoint.

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>>39095688
More success than my real Tinder. This is my chadfishing one.
>>39095685
Well when you look good you can say basically anything. What should I say to her?

>>39095601
Christina? i'm imagine she thinks she's Christina but the question is she truly Christina? In all truth who is Christina, is this Christina truly being Christina or is she just acting?

>>39095717
You presented your interpretation of that in the least believable, most cringe way possible. You should be embarrassed.

>>39095751
It's over already. You're not gonna get her unless you're a chad. Just try to meme and fuck with her and post results.

>>39095742
It absolutely makes sense from a biological standpoint.

Educate yourself.

1.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ5oqgJWJyw
2.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhPnxmw4xNA

>>39095751
damn, that's a bunda

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>>39095817
>You're not gonna get her unless you're a chad
I can say anything dude. Most cringiest thing you faggots got.

>>39095865
"Still think I'm a joke?
*Sends dick pic*"

>>39095742
>And no, women usually don't like dangerous men. That doesn't make sense from a biological standpoint.
Except they do. A lot. This has been scientifically proven.
Google "Dark Triad," have fun

>>39095827
No, women want attractive men that will help pass down good genetics to their kids. When a man is dangerous, he is potentially a threat to her and her kids, both directly and also by drawing attention and aggression from others.

Another reason is that humans are social creatures. We thrive in groups. It makes no sense to breed with someone and have kids with someone who is a danger to the group (in our modern times, criminals).

>>39095751
>What should I say to her?
"Yet here you are"

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>>39095907
Done.
>>39095898
I'd do this if I can send pics on Tinder

>>39095751
> Typical faceless whore picture
> Can't recognize blatantly obvious fishing-satire with a fake chad pic
> "haha ur a joke xD"
These women actually have a sub room temperature IQ and yet they will never for a single moment in their lives experience the loneliness and rejection that a robot has no choice but to accept. Amazing shit.
>>39095905
lol look at this dumb fuck
> women don't want aggressive, dominant men despite, they just want a good looking face
> just ignore every what almost every single person looks like if you go outside

>>39096018
>lol look at this dumb fuck
If you unironically think all or even most women want an overbearing, aggressive jackass just because he's a social reject that ended up in prison, all I can assume is you're a basement-dwelling virgin NEET.

>>39096090
>even most women
Lel the sounds of a virgin. You'll grow up one day kid.

>>39095943
I meant type it all out

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>>39096233
Whoops. I'm honestly retarded. On the bright side she's triggered. What do you got for me this time?

>>39096363
You're genuinely autistic OP

>>39095905
Is this momscience?
Like broscience but it's just dumb stuff that your mom told you about how the world works.

>>39096363
Are you talking to Kaceytron?

>>39095717
True but only dumb redneck & nigger sluts like abusive jerks. You want a good looking white woman you need a hint of decency

>>39096363
"you can beat it any time you want"

Is tinder literally just interactions between fake chads and fake stacies now? I'm pretty sure no more than 10% of everyone on there is actually who they claim to be.

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>>39096450
Don't remind me.
>>39096478
Her tits are disproportionately massive in contrast to her body just like her it's crazy. Is it the milk?
>>39096517
Done.

>>39096363
Just say, "lol nice boobs"

>nah I'm just a joke, get your ass over here and make me a fucking joke

post more pics of her bod pls

also if you really wanna reel this stacy back in just say youre sorry and want to reform because you think shes beautiful

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We've got a feisty one boys.

>>39096611
I'll say this one next whenever I get the chance.

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Are u Gary?

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i love buttannihilated roasties,doing gods work op

>>39096811
We all are Gary, anon

>>39096761
"So that's an invitation? What are you doing later?"

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>>39096757
>post more pics of her bod pls
Sure.
>>39096757
>you really wanna reel this stacy back in just say youre sorry and want to reform because you think shes beautiful
I kinda think this will work since she is still talking and hasn't unmatched me that she thinks can change me.

>>39096761
"No thank you, I don't like touching cows"

>>39096761
youd love it if i grabbed those bags of fat on your chest

>>39096866
You know you're actually messaging with a 350 lb gorilla of a woman, right?

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>>39096878
Out of the three, this one made me laugh the most. Let's see how it plays out.

>>39096866
Jesus she's fat. Either she's hardcore SJW or she's a white knight pretending to be female/catfish.

>>39096155
>Thinks he's smart and knows what women wants
>Literally the bitch in the OP is proving him wrong
It's ok anon, your world view may be incorrect but that's ok.

>>39096457
No. It's basic biology that members of a group that thrive from said group will want to continue the group and push away those that try to disrupt it, not breed with them.

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>>39096911
>You know you're actually messaging with a 350 lb gorilla of a woman, right?
Most of the weight is in her ass and tits.

>>39096761
Holy shit dude, this is all just a shit test to see if you are alpha enough to deal with her bratty behavior. It's a shit test... she wants you to be an abusive asshole. I've seen some shit, but this is depressing as fuck.

>>39095601
if you take that seriously she's probably right. men in general care far too much about what women think, and robots tend to take generic criticism and insults too personally.

>>39096991
I mean to say you are not actually messaging the woman in the photos you have posted. Whomever you're speaking to probably got them off instagram or something and you're just messaging some bored, fat, hairy SJW

>>39095601
Just suck my cock already. Original me

>>39095685
she could be shit-testing the OP right now.

half chance she has already decded "no way" and is just texting for lols and half chance she is interested and either already wants to fuck and be put in her place or is intrigued enough to see whether he can prove himsef.

pretty good odds

>>39095666

It only works if you're actually the Chad who fits those criteria. Otherwise roasties still pretend they don't deliberately go for guys like that. But the point is they don't want everyone to know so it's gotta be way more subtle.

>>39095601

Since you're already on the track, just tell her that her exist is a joke as she's nothing more than a sex object for men to use, which is blatantly obvious because on a dating site looking for someone to use her for sex.

>>39096955
you are so corny. This thread is a waste of time.

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>>39097014
>I mean to say you are not actually messaging the woman in the photos you have posted
Definitely a possibility. Its hard to believe not only the loudly "feminist" types act like this but I'll go with my guy and say it's actually her.

>>39097092
Where the fuck do you think you are sonny john?

Anyone got any good pics/good bio for chad fishing? I'm curious about it.

>>39097011
I think OP probably already knows that if he did the "dominant I don't care" thing he'd have agood chance with her.

He's intentionally trying to see how shitty game he can get away with to show that alpha chad looks + insecure ,childish, petulant, bad game trumps average or decent looking looks + confidence and good or great game

>>39096866
>Indiana University East

HOLY

IU bloomington sophomore starting in a week, chadanon are you livin' in Indiana?!

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A confident women eh?

>>39097092
I like hanging out with my robots so time wasted is time having fun.

>>39097172
She feels like she has to prove herself to you. She is definitely interested. Too bad you used a fake profile with a stud in the picture

>>39097172
>show it
SAY THIS OP.

>>39097172
Who is this bitch kidding? She wants the thundercock. Call her a bitch and say that she's only bragging because she's horny for your cock

>>39097172
"You're right, I'm scum. I want you to beat me."

>>39097172

"Prove it".

Unoriginal.

>>39097172
>proudly showing off her ass and waist size to you

:thinking:

>>39097172

>lmao thats why you have those fatty angles with your tits pushed up. Go validate your used up std ridden ass somewhere else.

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>>39097168
Nope. Out of state actually.
>>39097224
Hopefully this is good enough for you.
>>39097216
>>39097251
Technically she did with the pictures I posted earlier but I will admit they have a fat girl esque feel to them.

>>39097328
Hey my man you're larping as Chad so feel free to take creative liberties with my untactful post. Thanks btw

>>39097328
Welp. You just took 2 steps backwards with this one. And you were seemingly making some progress too

>>39097362
I disagree. OP stood his ground instead of beta-ing up the chat

>>39097328
youre acting like a jock chad, youre supposed to be acting like brad. a suave charmer who is slightly arrogant

Why do women like this pretend to have personalities beyond sex? People like this are so unreal feeling, like they're robots or something. Like can you even imagine a girl like lets say kylie jenner having an actual personality or reading a book or something?

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I've been wounded!

>>39097361
Np
>>39097362
Doubtful. If I was hypothetically out of the running, I'd be unmatched by now.

>>39097420
Tell her: "Actually, since switching to a plant-based diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol, my erecting have been stronger than ever thanks to improved blood flow"

>>39097362
the point isn't to do ideal game and get her down to fuck.
that isn't interesting. it's what we expect. it wouldn't prove anything.

the point is to do kind of crappy game and see how lame and crap the things we say are while still getting her to be down to fuck.

andhave a bit of amusement at the same time.

>>39097420
Fuck I think he's right >>39097362
Sorry lmao good luck though.

>>39097442
lmao that would probably give the game away and make her realise that he isn't a wife beater at all and is probably a catfish, but it's still funny

>>39097420
"as long as i look at you its always up"

>>39097420

"It works, you're just trying to get me to prove it"

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show her this beauty, OP

>>39097420
"Haha why do you think my bitch ex stayed after the first time, she knew she wasn't getting something bigger than this. You're too chicken to try and call my bluff anyway because you know I ain't lying."

>>39097493
what is this, a dick for ants?

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origeuhfeiuhf

>>39097420
>"just like it must be frustrating for you to keep getting your holes filled and still end up feeling empty inside."

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>>39097493
>>39097528
Nah bud, I got you covered to chat cock.

>>39097420
"that thirst
lmao"

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>>39097532
Introspective and sexual.
>>39097444
Checking those trips boyo

>>39097532
this is objectively the best response here OP, use it

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>>39096955
Keep em comin

>original oregano

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Doesn't even reflect on her actions. Predictable.

>>39097627
fuck me I love that gif

What is the point of baiting her if you won't meet her in person

>>39097663
We need to see her big titties NUDE my friend

>>39097663
"Funniest part bitch is I know you're interested, shit otherwise you would have unmatched by now. You gonna own up or shut up?"

>>39097671
banter, whats the point of doing anything on 4chan

>>39097663
she obviously wants the dick

>>39097493
>>39097550
you can't upload and send pictures on tinder you retards.
you can only choose from a selection of the app's gifs to send

>>39097589
why the fuck does she keep responding? maybe she actually wants your dick

>>39097663
"If you play your cards right, you might be the one doing the filling"

>>39097721
Nigga I meant when she gives you her number.

>>39097724
Well yeah duhhh. It's a game of cat and mouse. She is trying to dominate OP. if she succeeds, he's not worthy of her sexuality. If he wins...? We'll ALL get to see some big titties

>>39097721
>you retards
never used tinder, if I did I would know that, so you're a brainlet for thinking that

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>>39097756
We, the beta council, shall conquer this too.

>>39097663
the response stung her, she wouldn't have replied that quick otherwise. Either nuke it by telling her "im done talking to you" or ask for nudes. If no nudes, tell her to fuck off.

>>39097705
I guess this is some epic lulz...
Id rather fuck her

>>39097796
Well that will never happen for any of us, so this is as close as we will get

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>>39097700
Here's hoping we get the # after this. I got an idea of what to say next if this goes smoothly.

>>39097879
OP, you're really good at sounding like a black guy

>>39097879
You asked a question.
Bad

stop tryin to bring down this bish's ego, it impossible for a modern pretty white woman's ego to be tarnished.

instead u should be bringing us nudes my guy.

>>39097902
yea
there's a danger she will simply reply, "nah, fuck off"
OP is giving me a heart attack up in here

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Did she really expect me to read all this?

>>39097900
>sounding like a black guy
Shhh. Don't spoil the surprise.

>>39097913
You gotta roll the dice.

>>39097879
Why are you asking questions like a beta faggot. You need to make only statements until she bends the knee.

>>39097963
"the more you type, the more you are yearning for my soft, long cock"

>>39097963
Because you're a horny slut, damn I could be fucking blind and still see that.

>>39097963
>too long, didnt read lol
orignsoegnso

>>39097988
Broe if he's an alpha his cock would not be soft

>>39097963
this one
"too long didn't read lol, however the more you type, the more you are yearning for my soft, long cock

>>39097988
>>39098042
Don't put soft you idiots. Put "Hard"

>>39098042
aye this, but change soft to hard

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>>39098021
She's going to be upset bro!

>>39097988
>>39098042
>yearning
>soft, long cock
jesus fuck you virgin autist piece of shit has obviously never spoken to a bitch

>>39098074
triggered a beta hahaha
quit watching all that porn kid

>>39098074
Gotta agree with this anon.

>>39095666
lol ok you totally deserved that then. also though nice get

You dragged this on way too long. She's genuinely frustrated that you haven't moved to seal the deal yet, and she'll likely lose interest if you don't soon.

>>39098091
you must be alpha af

>>39098127
Nah I'm just saying that anyone who says 'soft long cock' is asking to have this shit go south.

>>39098065
you should not type this lol at the hand. Looks like you are trying hard to be a dick. You have to be naturally a dick and not being aware of that

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/fit/ BTFO! How will they ever recover!

>>39098065
You should probably bring up the fact the bio is complete satire now

>>39098156
"You're clearly trying to get my cock"

>>39098156
The bitch is obviously disappointed because she wanted you to give her the dick

Tell her to shut the fuck up before you domesticate her ass.

>>39098156
"God damn will you shut the fuck up. Bitches like you need a cock in their mouth or they won't fucking stop."

>>39098156
"Bother me with your beautiful big titties"

>>39098156
>"so we meeting up or what? Send me pics of the goods if yes. Fuck off if no"

>>39098156
Tell her the only thing you get from it is that it seems like you're gonna need to fix that god awful job her father did and re-educate her with some good old fashioned spanking and a belt

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It's over. I sent her this thread

>>39098194
This is a winner here

>>39097759
you're a retard for posting on /r9k/ all this time and not having any idea how tinder works.

anyone who was not stupid would be more observant than that

>>39098245
>I sent her this thread
Proofs of the DMs sir? I'll just move on to the next one anyway.

>>39098254
>tfw my point went over his head
kek

>>39098156
Yes, because you look like a scholar for sure showing off your body with no bio because even your subconcious knows the only worth you have is a hole for men to fuck.

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>>39098194
You got it dude. I'll post her response in a bit.

>>39098303
You've dragged it on for too long. This would've been better>>39098219

>>39097756
OP's not gonna get her nudes friend
certainly not today.

if you're here you should just be interested in the messages because there aren'tgoing to be nudes

>>39098291
>>39098303
Pls text mine OP i thought it was clever

>>39098247
>replies to himself
cmon bruh lmao...

>>39098289
Nope, I understood your point however y reply clearly went over your head.

you're not very bright.

the reason you felt the need to justify yourself and lash out when I called you a retard to begn with is probably because your intelligence and academic achievement is a sensitive subject for you.

>>39098303
You fucked up. Should've used
>>39098223

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>>39098328
I saw yours after I had replied. I'll wait a bit longer next time.

She's a 9/10 imho

>>39098303
you are just insulting her at this point. Probably she is still talking to you for some rough sex or fetish, but i guess she has some pride and she can find other chads. Just be more genttle men. a little bit, tell her how you love her ass or something, then you start to fetishize the chat again.
>>39098398
well, while i was writting this happen. Try to not be insulting just ONE time

>>39098398
>"but can you get a man to stay with you for longer than 15 minutes?"

OP and you guys are idiots.

girls dont want straight up psychopathic abusive assholes who talk like niggers. they want confident alphas who arent afraid of anything but will still charm their pants off. they can still be arrogant and an asshole sometimes, but they arent gonna be calling girls a bitch every 5 words.

>>39098398
"but you want it"

>>39098453
this. You are trying to hard to be a cunt, its so wanna be alpha that you are looking as a beta cuck

>>39098453
This is a satire profile you dumbass, he isn't actually trying to pick anyone up.

>>39098445
nah at this point she is only replying for amusement or argumentativeness.

he has a low chance of getting her number or nudes

>>39098491
This. OP got blown the fuck out. Lost the shit test half way in

>>39098156
Point out you're smart enough to fill out a profile Stupid hers is just give me attention.

>>39098491
No. he still would have her number or something if he play nice one time, just to make clear that all this is just a fetish and he is not a retard or something. Not that hard.

>>39098501
He fucked up a couple times imo but she still keeps replying so he didn't fail HER shit test if that makes sense.

>>39095666
Too thick, man. Laid it in wayyy too thick.

Fucking hell this entire thread is autistic. No you virgins, you aren't going to see any pictures of this nasty degenerate slut's tits.

>>39098398
"Dogs and horses don't count, you need a real man's cock"

>>39098510
But the point is already proven. She is just chatting because of his dick and body. Not because the "alpha" behaviour though.

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>>39098528
Damn that was a good one. You guys are really good at making me laugh.

>>39098528
Thanks for some cringy ass shit

>>39098554
Her mind is going to perceive everything he says as alpha because of his body even if she can't admit it. It's more apparent to us because we know he's shitposting and don't have a roastie mind.

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Unsurprisingly, she replies quick.

>>39098605
I'll go all night and have you for breakfast

>>39098605
in my love train 15 minutes is all the rest you will get from my cock, better use that time to lube you up

>>39098605
Wanna test drive my dick for 15 min? I get 3 hours per sexual intercourse
Or something to that effect

>>39098605
she is obviously interested. Lol at these fags saying you fucked up. Okay, listen, this is draggin on too long. Ultimately, we are just trolling. Nuke it.
>"we fucking or no? send me nudes to see what I'm working with or fuck off."

>>39098653
do this op

originally do it

you should link her to this thread anon

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>all these fags actually trying to get op to pick her up instead of just riling her up for our entertainment

neor9k was a mistake.

>>39098605
she is just a prostitute, thot. What u guys expect? Maybe if she had some nice conservative look it would pay off more, but by her pictures its obvious that she just want dick from every men possible

>>39098672
She's not interested you asshat, she's shitposting for no reason.

>>39098731
>talking to him for almost an hour after he belittles her
>not interested
kys

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>>39098653
Just for fun I guess.

>>39098605
If you can't make me cum in 15 minutes you get your ass beat.

>>39098731
woman type when they are interested. Have you ever talk to a woman anon? He is insulting her and still she is there, while people like you, keep being polite, giving her all she wants to listening, and 1min later she is already ignoring you.

>>39098791
she's asshurt, not interested

>>39098373
tfw he doesn't know I've a masters degree in comp sci and yet my " academic achievement is a sensitive subject "
you're a savage bro, I'm so offended

>>39098695
If it is neo/r9k/ then
WE ARE NEO
THE CHOSEN ONE
we truly...are ...red...PILLED
WHOAA

>>39098806
No. This is taking too much and in many of her replys she leaves something open, to a next reply of him, usually she trying to get sexual. she is with her legs open all the time even though she is trying to be rough and keep her little pride up. Her mind is a mess right know. i give 3 days to total submission of her if it was real .

>>39096866
I HATE it when women do those stupid animal add on pics. It doesn't look cute. It looks stupid

>>39098924
Says you. I eat that shit up, makes me horny as fuck - shows her animalistic side, rawr

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>>39098924

>Flower pics
>The fucking cat one

Fucking kill me now senpai

>>39098945
its indeed stupid. And many do this to hide some fucked face. Womans are always trying to be what they arent.

>>39098947
>nail polish emoji at the end of a sentence to sound like a stronk independent womyn

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>>39098970
like OP lmao wutwut

> completely unimaginative op completely grifting off of anon replies rather than providing entertainment himself
> not whore shaming this mouthbreather slut who prides herself on triple digit dick mileage
> not mocking this whore for thinking "can you keep a guy past 15 minutes?" refers to fucking and not a meaningful relationship
> just spouting some retard shit at her about muh dick like a nigger

Zzz

>>39098764
I was the breakfast guy
I should have said to go for the number

>>39099004
woman do so many ironic things in serious mode. Its so pathetic and obvious. They are all machines looking for extreme validation and a confident, tall, strong, better than her, male. There are less degenarate females because that, they just want validation from everyone, they think about this all the time, its theirs purpose. Why we are falling to these low tier human beings? What is happening to our society?? Why are we gloryfing these creatures? We need to go back in time and start to paint and sculp big white males with tiny dicks again.

>>39099197
She hasn't replied so I'm assuming she's done. Time for another one?
>>39099104
I realized last minute the implications of the 15 minutes but it's too late now.

>>39098764
Now I feel like THIS was a good choice.

And no, my goal isn't shits and giggles (though that'd be fun to).

The goal should be of getting hot pics of this women and her kik (wish I could get it myself, she's hot af). And seeing her turn into an eager slut.

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Forgot the pic for options.

>>39099296
alex
she looks like a titcow

>>39099268
she got what she wanted with that last text

>>39095601
Better than you, 100% fact

>>39099296
lemme see ernies profile plx

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>>39099302
She really does. Also a MAGA chick.

>>39099296
Of course a black girl is after you. Please don't be mean to her.

>>39099357
Slide that dress up and show me your tattoo
I'll let you know when to stop

>>39099357
you can have fun with this one. Ugly bitch so she would do anything to a chad

>>39099296
Pick the black girl, say racist shit and see if she still wants you

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>>39099340
This shit should be illegal.
>Show me: Women
>I'll sign up as a dude!

>>39098695
What do you expect from a board overrun by thirsty betas

>>39099357
Alex lives near me. I might have to make a wife

>>39099421

jesus christ. mental illness is no joke

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>>39099452
Good luck.
>>39099372
Here you go.

>>39097963
That's quite a mouthful. I guess you're used to that kind of thing.

>>39099421
Umm ... but she is non comforming so ...

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Starting off with something light

>>39099923
>she
It doesn't make it any better

>>39100014
>what's good nig

Oh my fucking sides anon

>>39095666
>unfaithful ex
Isn't it kind of beta to admit you got cucked?

>>39100053
It's r/incels copypasta. Obviously it's beta when guys that don't look like a model admit that. Alpha when he does it though.

>>39100014
>whats good nig
ahahah

>>39099357
>maga
>6 feet tall

that's a man

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I wish OP had kept this thread alive

>>39100133
I'm still here. Alex liked the message but Cristina stopped replying and I think Arion is thinking about unmatching.

>>39100014
>Bedwench
give her hell anon

>>39096866
MOMMY MILKY AAAAA REEEE

>>39095666
lolllll oh r9k you never disappoint

>>39096811
Dude I saved that one too and changed my bio

>>39097963
Tfw this is just robots beating each other up on tinder. Wtf.

Just replying to save the thread. LUL this is good shit.

Anyone remember vagabond threads?

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>>39100813
Was that the lad that catfished women so much, someone dialed the Police on him?

need some updates OP! Especially Alex

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>>39100875
Nothing is really happening. I'll probably get more soon.

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>>39100950
What did she mean by this? I don't speak emoji

>>39100846
holy shit i forgot that thread, funny shit

>>39101157
this type of shit honestly makes me sick, literally say you beat women in your profile and are a convict, but that doesn't matter at all because you're good looking. if i opened with this shit i wouldn't even get the chance to be shut down, they just wouldn't reply, being ugly fucking sucks.

>>39099421
>ernie
>ERNIE
Its looking for its burt

This thread has made me really depressed. Thanks op.

>>39095601
Blow her brains all over the walls.

>>39101283
This fuck em all to death.
Women are terrible sluts and the Greeks got it right.

>>39101292
Also OP get them to post nudes or go away.

>>39101292
>greeks got it right

explain yourself anon

>>39101157
She's flirting about revealing herself

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>>39101326
>fuck women to only make more men.
>man boy loving.
Women where slaves with no rights and men ruled the house.
You could also own slaves.
You could also live off the land and farm what you needed.
You could also walk around almost nude and not get arrested.

Is that seriously the secret to tinder? Be an ass?

>>39101497
He means be attractive fixed that for you.

>>39100157
You get there Instagrams? I need fapping material. :^)

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>>39101157
that means you got it nigga
keep on going

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So... is this thread dead?

I was enjoying the replies that cow was giving and I wanna see more pics of the MAGA giant.

>>39096866
>no collarbones whatsoever
chubbers

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>>39095905
>>39096457

Nah he has a point and it's actual science. Pic related is a book all about how human basically survived and evolved because they took care of their children AND their extended families, which left more people around to take care of more children. Neanderthals and other hominids were horrible parents, or parented like animals still and ended up going extinct. Kindness, compassion and intelligence are more evolutionary beneficial turns out.

Women do want these violent traits, even though the violent dumbass is incompatible with actually successfully raising offspring. Her attraction is still animal tier, she's still looking at big horns and claws. Because she thinks she can cuck the provider, something that started existing only when humans started being larger groups where it was harder to keep track of who's kid was who's. (In smaller groups, everyone knew because they looked alike).

She thinks she can indulge in her primitive instinct to just fuck whatever looks best, which is by no means divine knowledge on her part of who has the "best genes", since species go extinct all the time do to exaggerated traits through mating only based a narrow set of physical traits.