ITT: rule that exists because of you

Do not write on the whiteboard in the bathroom

I would write profanities on the whiteboard in the bathroom

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>Do not request that library patrons cease spreading any disease or ailment

I would go up to any two people I could find who looked like a couple and tell them to "quit spreading STD's"

good times

>Shirts must be worn at all times in camp.
>Campers will refrain from making wild animal noises
>No putting flaming bags of shit on the doorsteps of rival cabins

>>39095902
7. robert
orignalaissd

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>>39096396
ABSOLUTELY /devilish/, Anon. Please go on.

>>39096492
Pretty much summed it up in my first post, it didn't get much more than that. Though one time I shouted at some stoner guy to stop spreading AIDS because he was rubbing an open cut on my arm thinking it was funny. Looking back I wouldn't have been surprised if he actually did have AIDS.

>>39095902
I'm not allowed to use my sister's computer after I jacked off to her endoscopy photos.

>>39096577
Are you one of the homeless guys that's trying to live in my public library?

>urinating on the floor of the restroom is an instant suspension
would routinely piss on the floor in the centre of the room

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>at recess in elementary school
>wearing sandals because it was almost summer
>wood chip goes through one of my sandals and impales my foot
>fall to the ground and cry as my foot bleeds
>teacher escorts me to the nurse, get sent home early
>sandals were banned on the playground shortly after

>>39095902
I got kneeing people in the face banned in sparring at Tae-Kwon-Do when I was a kid.

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>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:
>grotesque ("guro") images
I'm probably single-handedly responsible for the flood of gore on /b/ and every other board during 4chan's infancy.

>no drinks allowed outside of the cafeteria.

Me and a friend pissed in water bottles and dumped them in the halls

>>39096828
I don't believe you but gosh that would be cool if it were true

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>>39095902
My school banned yugioh cards after a bully stole one of my cards and I cried and told my teacher

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>>39096913
>neighborhood kid gives me 500+ Yugioh cards as a gift
>his mom gets mad and makes him ask for them back a week later

my school banned students from ordering food after I used the nurses phone to order 11 extra large pizzas.

>>39096913
A bully once did the same to me. But I'm vindictive and broke his Gameboy when he left it laying on his desk. I found out I was stronger than him that day and he became my verbal punching bag until he switched schools after being busted for drugs. In a sense I became his bully. An autistic bully on a power trip. But he initiated the first strike. Although I did manage to get Gameboys AND Yu-Gi-Oh cards banned.

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no heroin allowed in my moms house

>>39095902
When I was in high school I made a ballista in the weight room overlooking our gym out of a pvc pipe and one of those giant rubber bands you find in weight rooms. I never fired it but regular students are still not allowed in there to my knowledge.

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>>39095902
>children 12 years old or younger must wear a hockey helmet while ice skating
I fell backwards and hit my head too many times. My bike helmet did nothing.

Back when i was in highschool I had a password that was 56 characters long. Teachers got annoyed for some stupid reason even though I type at 100 wpm so it took no time to enter. After two years they changed the maximum length to 12 characters and told me it was set in place just because of me.

>>39097105
>what is m/s
>what is the picosecond

I am not surprised a black meme is retarded and uneducated.

I once closed down a McDonald's play area because a mirror fell on me while I was lying under it

>>39095902
>Do not create controlled or illegal substances on school premises
>no handling any hazardous chemicals cat 1 or above without being personally present to observe
>all paint stores in my area code are legally required to train employees in the procedures revolving customers buying various substances IE carding and recording them and records being kept on hand no less than 1 year
>all hobby stores in my area code are legally required to train employees in the procedures revolving customers buying various substances IE carding and recording them and records being kept on hand no less than 1 year
>all gardening and farming stores in my area code are legally required to train employees in the procedures revolving customers buying various substances IE carding and recording them and records being kept on hand no less than 1 year
>all hardware stores in my area code are legally required to train employees in the procedures revolving customers buying various substances IE carding and recording them and records being kept on hand no less than 1 year
>no mad science on odd days
>no made engineering on even days
>surprise and mandatory inspections of the premise are not to be taken lightly
>do not show people unfinished and/or finished projects
>wear your respirator at the very least
>$20 for any audible explosions
>keep the addition to the electrical bill under $100
>wear earpro
>OSHA safety standards are to be followed
>recent OSHA safety standards are to be followed
>no onsite blacksmithing
>no homemade weapons above category 1(arbitrary and to be decided on a case by case basis)
>mandatory bimonthly(exact definition to be determined on arbitrary grounds and may be subject to change)

>>39096779
Those were some shitty sandals

>>39097327
That list reads like the SCP Doctor Bright list except boring.

>>39097516
Sorry homemde napalm, rockets, and siege equipment are boring to you.
>Dr.Bright
When did they add this shit?

>>39097621
Oh well when you phrase it that way it sounds a hell of a lot more interesting, it's just most of them sounded like generic lab rules.

Here's a link to the Doctor Bright list: http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation

>>39097005
Joel?
Now you're stealing Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

>>39097658
They ARE generic lab rules. Most for home but a few were a result of me in the local area of my chemistry class.
I read it i just haven't looked at the site in years.

My college doesn't allow undergrads to be TA anymore because of me.

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>Please do not touch the consoles at the convention, ask a staff member neraby if you want to set up a game

>at vidya convention couple weeks ago
>signed up for Halo 2 tourney
>bring in my Duke because it's the best controller
>they have 4 Xboxes networked together, so it'd be two players per Xbox
>plug in controller in port one, sit down
>not responding
>reboot xbox
>error 07, Christmas lights of death
>oshitniggerwhatdidIjustdo.xbe
>the softmod broke somehow
>nobody noticed
>quietly walk away
>delay tournament for 20 minutes as they try to repair it
>eventually give up and put 4 guys on 2 xboxes
>itty bitty screen space
>lasted to round 2

I honestly did better than I thought I would

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>>39097425
Apparently. I'll admit that they weren't the best but I never expected that to happen.

>>39095902
>No bullying the autistic kids.

> no one is allowed to play the penis game in any language

>>39097746
Did you make too many girls complain that you were looking down theor shirts?

No one is allowed to throw cards like ninja stars

>>39095902
I caused the store I worked at to make straps absolutely mandatory for all cart pushers because I hit about 3 cars (wasn't using a strap for any of those times, I still don't think it was my fault for any of them though).

>No Satanism circles on school grounds

I was trying to be an edgy little cunt and protest the Christianity prayer circle they had by forming a Satanism prayer circle. They gave me 3 days iss and wrote it into the rules. I could have challenged for religious discrimination but it wasn't worth it

>>39096828
You're a part of history, man.

>>39097327
What is this, breaking bad?

No banishing to hell

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>no trenchcoats