Bone Chilling Sentences

>>39095097
>You're not a party type are you?

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>>39095114

this one is definitely the worst by far

>>39095097
>Haha look at him, he's ready to take out his pistols and murder us

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>So do you like any girls anon?

>Why aren't you dating anyone?

>Why do you always look so serious?

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>>39095097
>You're not very good with girls, are you?

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*Hushed voices in the background*
>Is anon autistic?

>>39095097
>You do like girls right?

>>39095245
Basically my highschool/post highschool experience. I rarely get it anymore fortunately

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>Im not ready to be in a relationship, sorry

>ewwwww, who invited him?

>Don't make too much fun of anon or he'll shoot up the school, dayum.

FUCK SCHOOL SHOOTERS, THEY RUINED IT ALL

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''why are you so slow? are you smoking a lot of weed? XD''

>eeeeeee, kimochi warui!!! wwwwwwwwww

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>>39095990
>I never see you anywhere outside of school, anon.

>>39095829
>le emoji sponge bob meme
Underage b& MMMMMOOOOODDDDSSS!

*teacher doing rolecall*
>whos anon!?

>>39095097
>Why are you talking to me?
>Why do you smell so bad?

>Hey anon you look really depressed when walking through the halls.

>you on tinder bro?
>when did you lose your virginity?
>dude whats your problem?
>what's your deal bro?

>>39095876
I had a friend in middle school tell me that her mom thought I was gonna be a school shooter

>I always see you walking to class/eating alone

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>"Why are you always so silent"
>teacher randomly asks "Are you okay?"

>"Urgh" said slowly with a disgusted look building after my then best friend said I liked her
>Me: "Hey mate I'm here whe-" he cuts the phone off. This was my best friend from about 10 year ago when I turned up at the place we agreed to meet at.
>We're not laughing with you Anon, we're laughing AT you.
>It's the Aspergers, isn't it

>When they just say nothing

>Ooookay.....
>k

It's these two sentences where if said to you lets you know the people saying them don't give a shit about you

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>You've never kissed a girl?
>HAHAHAHAHAHA

Not really a sentence

>Teacher tells us to find a passage in a book
>Everyone else has found it but I'm still looking for it
>Teacher has to come over and find it for me
>The classroom is quiet and all I could hear were slight giggles, the odd "omg" and someone calling me retarded

>>39095245

>>39095784

Have people actually said that to you? You should have fucking done it

>walk into class back in high school 10 minutes late because i slept in but I got time to prepare
>walk in, teacher immediately says anon you look sick while there was nothing wrong with me

>>39096487
>Walk up to the front of the room for a presentation
>BOOM BOOM BOOM
>Laughing_girls.jpg

>ok class get into groups

>>39095114
This is the ultimate worst thing for an ugly guy to hear. It's like they don't know how much of your self worth hinges upon the idea that youre a funny guy.

From your parents, siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents, nieces and nephews. At least once a month for your entire teenage life.

>are you gay?

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>Why are you always so quiet?
>Sooo...are you seeing anyone?
>You should smile more.

>>39096147
>Why do you smell so bad?
Well fokkin shower then, ya looney cunt

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>tiles, anon? Really?

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>"So anon, what are you doing these days? Still in school?"
N-No... therapy and World of Warcraft.

>>39095097
>Hey fog man, can I cop a cig?

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>>39096548
>tfw I was faking sick at school cause I couldn't take any more shit that day
>school nurse says I look awful when I tell her I don't feel well
I wasn't even sick man

>Anon is still a virgin, what are we gonna do about that hun?
It was my 40 yo brother's chad/best friend talking to his wife over skype while my siblings were gathered around a table playing a board game to celebrate said brother's 40th.
The only one that cared to defend me was chad's wife, and I didn't want to make the birthday evening memorably uncomfortable for everyone, so I didn't react or say anything.
I hope I'm not that much of an immature cunt in my late 30s.

>>39096762

I am seriously sorry for you man, nobody deserves that shit. Some how normies always know, and they like to bring it up. Reason why I quit my last job.

>>39096738
Shieeeet, same thing happened to me. I guess I looked depressed enough to warrant them agreeing to allow me to call home sick almost every single day of middle school at 10am.

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>>39096594
>you're only friends in the class already are in a full group

Steam has encountered an error
original post about how I fear Steam errors

>I'm hanging out with him, you can go home now

>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?!

>>39096887
Do you live in an anime? TAKE ME WITH YOU, PLEASE

>>39096781
I appreciate the kind words.
I hope you managed to find a job with like minded individuals free of normie scum.

>hi anon can you read the passage from this story to the entire class
*Try to speak up because muh diagnosed autism
>gets sent to counselor's office because might be mentally ill
>try to pretend it's okay and say it's nothing

>>39096949
>He was a good friend at the tme
>We're sitting outside his front garden
>His other friend comes along
>We both get up
>"I'm hanging out with him, you can go home now"
>Think he is joking
>He's not, they both walk into his house and close the door
>Left feeling completely hopeless, lost and lonely and defeated

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>>39095097
>Hi, we havent met. Whats your name?

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>>39097029
jesus man, fuck those guys

>>39097029
kek
what age were you when this happened?

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>>39097194
it happened like two weeks ago lad. i wish i was joking.

>find a joke pretty funny
>laugh in my head, give a small smirk
>ANON WE'RE JUST JOKING, CHEER UP

>>39097208
the fuck lol, you should ask him about this
"why did you want me to leave?"

>>39095114

I think this is actually the worst thing a person can hear

>>39095114
This and
>we heard it the first time
When you repeat a joke and no one laughs

>why do you walk funny
END IT

>Try make a point just to say something to avoid being quiet when in a group
>Some cunt says, yeah I already said that
Is he purposely trying to be a dick to me?

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*something embarrassing happens*
>OMG he's getting so red!!! XD!!!

>>39097208
I once was thrown out with "I've spent about 2 hours with you, I want to watch TV now"

>>39097344
yeah, or
>something embarrassing happens, maybe in class like I've dropped a book or something or my voice breaks
>start to go REALLY red, it's a vicious cycle
>someone says "anon you are getting so red, are you ok?"
>makes me get more red
literally fml when that happens

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>Hanging out with people
>Talking normally
>One guy turns to the other
>"Hey, you going to Dude's party?"
>"Yeah man! Should be fun!"
>Sit there and realise it's something you weren't invited to
>Look on social media at the weekend and see pics of literally everyone you know at this party having fun

>>39097344
I live in fear of this. I take beta blockers before anything important to keep this from ever happening again.

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>>39095170
Can this be a rare Mike thread now?

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>getting teased and verbally abused on a bus
>sitting with friend
"Dude why you even sitting next to him? You his friend?"
>friend without heisitation
"no"
>scoots to another seat.
>bullies laugh
"dayum. He be like 'nope'."

>have to sit the whole bus ride with them berating me and even the (foreign) bus driver chuckling at me in the mirror.

>...
>...
>A-Anon!
>I'm sorry I had a brainfart haha

>>39097452
beta blockers? please explain this to me lol it could save my life

>>39097569
google propranolol its easy to get a prescription

>>39096147
>dude you reek
>lol. is that Anon's BO?
>Bet we know what THAT smell is
>>39096667
Eventually I realised that being 13 and masturbating, while showering every 2 days wasn't good. I jerked it less and showered day and night. I even went along with the jabs sometimes. Still hurt though.

>>39097470
>mfw i did this to a long time friend from childhood in middle school, it was either 6th or 7th grade
>mfw older kids mocked me for putting him down so readily
>mfw the same kid was shoved into a band locker and fell out crying and screaming
I'm sorry ben. over 13 years ago now and I'm still sorry.

>>39097692
HoIy Crap m-matt?

>>39097808
no, sorry. Are you from NC?

>>39097856
No. Originally lived in MO

>>39097925
not the same fella then

>>39097470
Why did they laugh at you

>>39096163
this one is by far the most accurate for me. I space out while walking and hardly pay attention.

>You walk too fast anon

>>39097569
They make you stop being a beta fir a while so you can be an alpha

>>39097470
>have to sit the whole bus ride with them berating me and even the (foreign) bus driver chuckling at me in the mirror.

Awww

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>>39095863
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON THE NORMIE FLOCKS

>>39097470
lemme guest niggers

>>39097194

Happened when I was around 14/15. It might seem daft but it hit me pretty hard as I didn't have many friends and I thought he genuinely liked hanging around with me. This put those thoughts in doubt obviously and so I reverted back to staying in and playing on the Playstation mostly.

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>"Jesus christ, why did I have to be grouped with a silent retard"
from my oneitis

Here, here! I have a story to go with as well...

>in AP English
>assignment was to read a play beforehand and then have a Socratic seminar the next day
>teacher creates the groups (thank god)
>get paired with two roasties, one of whom was my oneitis, and a chad
>chad and one roastie didn't read and were too dumb anyways.
>oneitis read the book but refused to do any of the work
>I had read the book and had questions ready but I was too shy and was raised to not speak unless spoken to...
>since I wasn't helping the group, oneitis mumbles to herself "Jesus christ, why did I have to be grouped with a silent retard"
>crushes what little esteem I had
>time is running out for developing questions
>the whole group starts to get stressed especially oneitis
>I'm sitting there watching, still not talking
>Time is up
>I read through the questions, chuckling to myself on how basic of an interpretation over the novel it was.

story does has an kinda optimistic ending though

>we start the discussion
>other groups read their questions and debate, my group is clearly shunned over how relatively complex the other questions were.
>It gets to us
>the chad states his question
>only one person answers, meaning that the question itself was bad and wasn't open ended enough
>realize that it was my grade as well
>it gets to our turn again
>chad was about to state another questions, but I interject with an in-depth question
>the question was so in depth that the teacher joined the discussion, discussing the nature of ethics and the novel.
>the group turns back towards to me
>"anon, why didn't you say anything? you're clearly the smart one here!"
>we get a good mark on the assignment anyways

well if my oneitis didn't destroy my self worth and you guys let me talk, maybe i would've helped.

>>39097320
THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE!
I always ask what's so funny about it and how do I fix it and they just give me "Uhhh... I dunno..."

>>39098201
>>"Jesus christ, why did I have to be grouped with a silent retard"
>from my oneitis

How do people manage to oneitis people like this

>>39098237
She was nice to me and she was also the most beautiful girl I had seen (at the time).

I don't know, I think women, paired with their lack of self awareness, have the ability to turn on their bitch pheromones.

>>39098286
>She was nice to me

she called you a retard dude, i cant imagine her being that nice

>>39098130
3 of em. Big 'ol blueberry of a girl. Lanky Lesbo. Tatiana (or whatever the Black Stacy equivalent). There was also a mixed race guy. He turned out to be gay when he started dating a 6th grader in 10th or 11th grade.
>>39097998
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>>39098201
>>Here, here! I have a story to go with as well...
I think you meant to say "Hear hear!"

>>39097569
It blocks your beta.

>>39098324
Like I said, she was nice to me at the time and I thought she was beautiful. I just think women have the seminal ability to dehumanize someone at will and with ease.

Also she was my oneitis for a short period until that incident. I harbor a general distrust of women and people in general. And I think i greatly befitted from an ideology.

>>39098386
shit you're right nigga

>>39095097

>did mom give you those neet bucks?

>>39097569
I use them for heart palpatations. It's supposed to calm you down a bit.

>>39097961
Before, it was mostly because I "acted white" and was "a race traitor" for hanging around way too man caucasian people. (darky by the way)
Then one black girl had to sit next to me and she said
>"I don't wanna sit by that Balogna Face"
and three others said
>"Dayum. He do smell like Balogna tho"
and that stuck.

They would usually attack on the bus rides home. They would bother the Arabian immigrant, bus driver by saying things like
>"You smell Anon, tho?" "Look at Anon tho. Nah lol. Look at the road. But seriously. LOOK at Anon" "Why Anon look like that dude from the Incredibles! You ever watch the Incredibles, Bus Driver?"

I never talked to them or defended myself but it really broke me when I had to sit next to a girl I liked and all the insults ran through my head.
Eventually I had enough and ended up admitting myself to a psychiatric hostpital. That's another story though.

>>39097439
JUST
RRRRREBVF UQW3RIV2

>"Yeah, I lost my virginity, teehee!"

Heard those words today, not even towards me, but towards someone else. I thought I was going to climb out of this hellhole. I thought I was going to be free. I was almost a normie. I guess I'll be stuck down here bros. Sorry I ever tried to leave.
If you're curious regarding context, just ask whatever.

>>39098668
It was your oneitis wasn't it

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>>39097470
>Not punching the traitor

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>you always look pissed
>tfw have a resting bitch face

>>39098719
Yeah. Things were elevating between us, I had seen my first pair of tits in my entire life and everything. We made so many promises to each other. Then one day it just started to seem harder and harder to communicate with her and I eventually lost contact for seriously just less than a month. Then I approached her in person, and those were the words she said to a friend of hers as I was there. I tried to act like I was minding my own business and didn't hear her, but I fucking cried in the shower tonight man.
Some creepy fucker got into contact with her over instagram or some shit and started to sneak into her place, and pretty much fucked her every night. I never even got to share my first kiss with her.

It felt like a rifle round to the stomach. I seriously just want to die at this rate.

>>39098829
>getting into a fight
Don't be an animal anon.

>>39098611
>Before, it was mostly because I "acted white" and was "a race traitor" for hanging around way too man caucasian people

I can't stand this shit, black people who try to hold other black people back just because they're ghetto trash. I think this holds a lot of black people back from being successful due to their communities trying to knock them down if they try to make something of themself.

>>39098611
>that dude from the Incredibles
which one

>>39096718
fuck, this is what I was gonna say. been avoiding going home for a week for fear of this, some relative are staying over. 25 here

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>you father is a saint,why are you not like him?

>>39098937
Diversity in a nutshell.

>>39098948
Ice guy

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>any lucky ladies?

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>>39098927
I know that feel anon
I saw her go from a little sweet girl into a raving slut whore
If only I wasn't such a lose dumbass.....

>>39098948
The black guy. I had taken off my glasses once. They were on me like wolves.
>>39098937
Honestly? I grew up in majority white neighborhoods (no I didn't infect them). As soon as I started noticing I looked different from my friends I denied I was fully dark, when asked. I grew out of that; though even now, I can see where people come from when they talk bad about African Americans.

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>>39098976
My dad was a doctor before he retired, my brother's a doctor, his was is an ultra high achieving surgeon. I failed university and stopped taking community college classes after 4 years.
Everything's cool though, just taking some time off to figure out my future haha

>>39099141
Oh my god man I felt so alone. Nice to know someone else went through exactly the same thing. She started out as a high school church girl, and I had to get her to open up over the process of a year and turn her from being shy and ashamed of herself in every way possible to one of the best friends I've ever had. And I guess she used me as a launch pad from there. What's your story?

>>39099273
You got some big boots to fill anon

>>39096734
grip*

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>>39096594
>whos group is anon in?

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>>39099318
Girl was from other class,knew her throughout " highschool "
Cute white girl,nerdy and had a case of the autismo,made her even more beautiful for me
We both became friends becuz we where stupid gamers and we both knew English ( I live in Argentina)
I always liked her but never confronted her about it,she did the same.
we got very close in 5th year,but nothing really came from it,since we where both insecure misfits
I once kissed her in a nightclub,then she kissed me back as we danced to shitty nightclub music.
That was 8 years ago
Now I only see her when I go onto facekike,all her post are about being generally slutty and her Goldilocks hair is now a feminist red color
>mfw

>haha anon what's with that face? you look like a serial killer

>>39096842
I fucking hated this. And then you had to pair up with the bitchy girls that said "omg, why is this ugly piece of shit invading our privacy"

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>"Who would wanna marry you?"
why did stacey say this to me. why?

>I bet anon masturbates a lot haha

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>4 more years of Drumpf

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>>39096842
>>39096594
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
this shit fucking stings but not as bad as:
>you're not on *insert any social media*? what are you a serial killer?
I'm sorry that I'm not so vein that I need the instant gratification of feeling wanted all the time by people that don't even know me....wait.....>>>/4chan/
>someone please kill me

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> planning on college soon?

N.. no.. j.. just keeping up with my job...
I.. I'm totally smart enough for college though.. someday..

>>39095829
>I'm not dating at the moment

>>39097439
highschool in a nutshell.
>sorry anon, we have to keep the ratio/ you need to ask chad before you can go

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>you're talking too fast, slow down

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>>39099822
>What's your best friends name

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>Why do you look at nazi stuff on the internet so much?

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The only path through life is to suffer through the pain, and choose between love or hate, and come to see with age that hate is the way.

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>>39099905
got the same one like three weeks ago just sort of went quiet and tried to laugh it off

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>>39100074
Shit happens man. You get used to it after the 100th time.

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>who was your last girlfriend anon

>what type of music do you listen to

I don't know why but this always gets me

>>39096792
same everyday id walk to the nurse they always said I looked pale and sick. A girl once asked why I always looked like I was about to cry.

>I was

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>I get up early in the morning, check the interwebs before mom makes me tendies and I try to log into my accounts

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>I then realize all my accounts were zucc and that my discord server and facebook groups were coup'd by a strange boyo named Emineico

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>hey are you high or something, man? Your eyes are so red and you look jaded as fuck.

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I made the first of these threads with the phrase "bone chilling." I'm glad they're still alive.

>why are you even here, you make us all uncomfortable when you're around

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>>39100218
>TFW someone challenges your rule as King of the Internet

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>it is at this point where I begin my NEW internet crusade
>to start a new identity, new name
>and tell everyone that traps aren't gay

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>CRAAAAAAAWLIIIIING IIIIIN MYYYYYY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL
>THESE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWLS THEY WIIIIILL NOOOOOT HEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

>>39096842
Holy fucking shit, I know that feel. Doesn't really help when you have very friends and severe social anxiety.

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>When you become one being with Emineico to form Robot incarnate

>>39095097
>what college you go to, anon?

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>Are you a virgin anon?
>mfw

I seriously don't know how some of them are able to tell.

>>39100240
please give me your autograph

>>39099954
It sounds like you have predetermined that hate it the only way do go. Now why do you feel that way?

"Why do you look so sad, anon?"
"Why do you look so tired, anon?"

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>My name is Kristiyan Mechev
>For 5 years, I was stranded on the interwebs with only one goal: to spread autism
>Now that everyone in the alt-right and far right hate me, even my followers, I can't do that anymore
>I can't spread autism anymore
>Now it is time to fulfill my father's dying wish: become the Jew I always was
>To do this, I must become someone else
>I must become...SOMETHING, else

>>39098611
>Why Anon look like that dude from the Incredibles! You ever watch the Incredibles, Bus Driver
FROZONE?!
People were calling me that well into college. I tempered my rage, and where before I would respond with violence, I just held it in

>>39098927
You honestly just made me choke up thinking about all the girls I fucked up with and how they all gave their pussies to random dudes

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>Anon, why are you always frowning, what's wrong

>>39100342
This is why people hate name fags

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>>39099570
I had a crueler version said to me a long time ago
>Eww who would wanna kiss YOU?
>Who'd ever want to be your girlfriend?

Needless to say, I held my tears until I got home, and every year that goes by since then and I'm still alone, the more those words sound true to me.

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>>39100373
i got told i looked like a T-Rex by a girl once
what does this mean?

>Nobody likes you, Anon
just end me

>Girl grabs my ass
>Get a stiffy
>"Eww wrong ass"
This was in gym and we were all heading out, she thought I was some random chad from behind. To make it even worse another Stacey pointed out my boner
>"HAHA ANON HAS A GIANT BONER"
>people laugh and giggle
I barely made it out of gym class that day. When I went home I actually started to cry a lot.

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>>39095097
>The doctors and I have talked it over anon, we're not going to able to release you this week after all.

>>39100419
>>39099570
Some Chads were talking to their friend, Stacy in class.

>so Stacy who did you say you like?
>Anon
>lol THAT Anon??
>who?
Turns around for a split second to look at me then snaps around
>EW NO!

I..I was right behind you. You didn't know me.

>avoid her and her irk for the rest of the year(s)

>>39095097
>are you in special ed
>sorry I didn't hang out with you yesterday anon ___ is just creeped out by you
Or the worst one was when I finally got a girlfriend and on my birthday I randomly got a text from her saying
>anon I like you but I can't see myself loving you

>>39100479
Fuckin hell, why are they so cold-blooded?

>>39100479
Fuck I would cry too.

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>anon keeps talking to himself can i move tables
didn't know i was even talking to myself, she then moved to a different class.

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>>39100479
>GIANT BONER"
>confuses your butt presumably for someone with one just as cute
Failed normie.

>>39098201
Nice ending, looks like things turned out well

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>>39096426
something to add to this.
>riiiiiiiight
>sure
sarcasm should be illegal

>I never loved you.
I'm convinced women don't have souls

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>>39095097
>mfw I'm a teacher wagey
>mfw I love to assign groups to piss off robots
>mfw I ask anons randomly "Are you okay?"
>mfw I ask robots who stink if they want to borrow my deodorant spray from desk
>mfw I give them hell for having tohou backgrounds on phone
>mfw I pretend not to like vidya and anime and scold them for liking childish weeb stuff
>mfw If I force groups I purposely put outgoing chads with robots to "help them come out of their shell"
>mfw my biggest RL habit is to ask mousey/quiet robots to please speak up just like in OP and depending on who they are I just ask like 4 times till they're having to shout or I act super frusturated after the 2nd time I ask and wave them off in front of the whole class rolling my eyes

>>39100569
I am a failed normie. I could of been an actual chad maybe, but shitty parenting, and a childhood and adolescence of depression and being told "I'm not good enough" ruined me. It's been a downward spiral.

>>39099632
Boxxy why?

>>39100631
You cruel, cruel bitch

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>>39099570
>"You're never gonna have a girlfriend"
>"Chad that's meannn stop it. Don't say that"

At least stacies have always been indifferent or somewhat kind to me. Chad is the enemy desu.

>>39100640
Yooooooooouuuuu are a faggot. Faggot!

>>39099632
>/b/ elected a turbostacy as their queen
It suits the normalfag board honestly.

Anon why don't you care about others?
GOOOO AWWWAYYYY STACYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEE

>>39100774
Yeah man fuck Gwen Stacy. We all knew the origins of Spiderman, there was no need to have two movies focus on her.

SpiderGwen was the decline of Marvel and anyone who disagrees is a cuck.

>>39100479
>>stiffy
you aussie, mate?

>>39095097
>oh god he's gonna follow me
>don't touch me molestor!

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>jesus anon, could you ever smile?
I got that from my boss while I had a resting face.

>>39098927
Recently was told by my oneitis that she had a fucking miscarriage in January after fucking a random dude, she kept it a secret to me but just came out and said it to me 2 days ago, and then she tried to give me sex advice. I wish I could be reborn into a new body

>>39100669
No anon, all normies are enemies. You just need to keep up the subterfuge till the time comes.

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>>39100931
Just let her go man, I did it years ago. It's hard I know but you feel a tiny bit better in the long run.

>>39095097
FUCK OP YOU GOT ME

I'M CRINGING RIGHT NOW

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>>39095097
>"Why don't you get a job, anon? Why don't you want to be a part of society?"

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>why don't you talk more
>you're so quiet anon
>why are you so weird

"You don't have to be such a stranger"
-my mother one month after I moved out

>>39095114
I had that said to me almost a decade ago and remember it vividly. Probably one of the worse things ever said to me to date. Maybe that's a good thing?

>yea i'd probably kill myself if i looked like anon.

Whole circle of friends laughed at that joke.

>>39096270
Yeah people have asked me if im ok before

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>DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE COMPUTER?!
>DON'T STAND THERE LIKE A RETARD SAY SOMETHING!

>talking to my oneitis
>hey do you want to know who my crush is?
That was the final straw. Since then I have accepted celabacy. Feels mildly fufiling.

>Your hair looks like you fell in a puddle
>Your breath stinks
>You're retarded
>I think you're cute
>You're the worst, I'd never date you

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>what is your name again?

>Why don't you go to the party? You should go!
>Why not?
>...

>Why are you even here?

Sorry to bother you guys with my friendship, guess i was wrong again.

[Spoiler] I used to have feelings for you [\Spoiler]
I cried a bit later that day. I don't know if it was my fault for not acting on her, or if that fucking roastie was gloating.

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Tfw at least 80% of everything in this thread happened to me. God I should just fucking kill myself.

>>39095097
>some Brandon said this to me
>told him "I'm talking at a normal volume, you just listen to your music too loud."
>he looked down, obviously feeling like his ears were inadequate
>told everyone "guess I'll have to yell now because Brando over here can't hear me"
>proceed to yell my story about how my life got flip turned upside down

>>39095097
>Anon looks like the next Charles Manson

Real fuckin funny bitch. I bet you'd like a free abortion.

>You're a virgin, anon?
It's the surprise in their voice that always gets me.

>>39101651
Context?
sorry robot im trying

>any sarcasm at all
>takes it seriously every time

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>Substitute taking attendance
>Have an odd, hard to pronounce name
>I know that when they get to me I'll have to speak up and correct them

>>39102099
I was about 13 and I was at my cousin's house.
(Cousin is about 22 at this time mind you)
He said I could freely play on his pc, so I looked up some shit for hl2 mods and I clicked on some link which turned out to be malware, and I downloaded something that ended up just fucking up the computer. I felt so bad, and I felt even worse after the tirade I endured from him.

>>39097439
>worked at shitty diner
>chain similar to denny's so there's always young normies working there
>be dishwasher
>have coworker dishwasher that tries really hard to be normie
>asks if I could cover a friday night for him
>"sure"
>thursday night
>coworker that's kinda friendly asks if I can go to a party friday night
>say I can't bc covering dishwasher
>he says "oh okay maybe next time"
>friday night
>group of coworkers come in drunk as hell
>including dishwasher and server who invited me
>other one that's a two face comes back all drunk
>"Sorry anon we'll invite you next time."
Never again should I have spoken to any of them. they only proceeded to treat me like shit over the next year

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>>39101666
>hanging with oneitis
>she gets comfortable enough to talk about hot dudes

>>39100631
>Class project presentation day
>My turn
>Oh god this is the big moment I've been dreading
>Been practicing in front of the mirror for hours trying to get my confidence up
>Teacher asks me several times to speak up and go faster
>Halfway through he says "JUST STOP, SIT DOWN"
>I didn't even get to finish
>Everyone is dead silent, one of those moments where they feel too bad to even make fun
>He still gave me a B
>He'd rather just give me a good grade for nothing rather than listen to my presentation

I guess hearing me speak is that bad ;-;

>>39100631
If this is true, you are fucking devilish

>>39102091
Look at the bright side, at least she's surprised

>>39100631
robot rebellion when

>>39096887
>I guess I'll just have to show you mine since you're such a hopeless virgin

>anon, stop talking. Nobody likes you, you're not funny, please just shut up

Also

>anon, who are you even talking to?

>>39102226
fucking fuck, when the presentation is light hearted and short I can do it really nicely, but as soon as it's a hard topic or something complicated I get really anxious. Had multiple cases both in university and high school, something sets you off, and you go spiraling down the cold sweat and fainty voice hellhole until you either finish with everyone dead silent, or the teacher saying "Alright Anon, you should try again next week". Once I had to redo the same shit 3 or 4 times, on fucking Jackass movies.

Also, tfw you got
>don't worry he knows'd
in real life, sort of

>>39096718
Same here, at least I got my first legendary haha kill me

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>>39102282
soon, brother, soon the robot rebellion will take place and we will reclaim what we never received.

>>39102274
>she
if_only_you_knew_how_bad_things_really_are.jpeg

>You frighten me.

the last thing i got from my girlfriend before she cut contact with me, i went on a weekend long coke and pill fueled bender and beat the shit out of her ex when i ran into him

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>You never had a gf anon? How come?

>>39102418
Better than what mine told me:

>You are disgusting. Don't ever speak to me again.

>>39100240
Fukk me daddyy.

>>39102511
did you cheat on her or something?

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>>39095097

"hahah wtf he looks like satan"

i was sitting on the bus in 10th grade and i have this really angry look when im just calm. some roastie thought i was super pissed off so she was giggling to her friend talking about how i was about to stab everybody on the bus

>>39100640
>i could have been something but reasons meme

>>39102540
No, it was a hookup but i guess she got grossed out during it or something. I kind of noticed she kept pulling away when I kissed her.

>>39102594
ah, sounds like a right bitch, i sadly have no excuse, i'd leave a girl that got fucked up and nearly murdered my ex too

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>Why did you exit out so quickly?
>What were you just looking at?
>Can I borrow your phone for a sec?

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>>39095097

>Sorry anon, i dont date blacks.

>>39102542
>School bus was always packed, had to sit 3 to a seat
>Usually sat with my friend and his friend (whom I was not friends with and he would push me off the seat if I sat near the aisle)
>It was one of those "both your friends are sick and didn't come to school" days
>Sitting in my usual sear hoping no one sits next to me
>Chad and asian Stacy do
>Ask me berating questions the whole time
>"How come you never talk?"
>"How come those other weird kids are your only friends?"
>"How come you always wear black?"
>Told them I was a goth, wasn't even one but was trying to scare them so they'd shut up
>Get called "that emo goth kid" for the rest of the year

>>39102614
>>Can I borrow your phone for a sec?
Fucking hell, this makes my heart beat at the speed of a formula 1. I always wonder if they see the fucked up shit I jack off too, and they are too nice to say anything when they return my phone.

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It wasnt meant to be this hard.

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>>39096147
>shower in the morning
>put on some deodorant
>still feel like I smell because of hot AZ weather
Mother nature hates me

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>You'd be really good looking if you were tall
honestly felt like a punch to the gut, and i was even drunk

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>>39102624
Was it a black girl that said it?

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>>39096594
>immediately pair up with the one other beta kid
>neither of you know each other
>tfw looking at each other and silently acknowledging each other's misfortunes

>why are so quiet?
start talking
>nobody cares shut up

also WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE FUCKING THREAD KILLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>holy shit you still go here?
what someone said to me in hs

>>39103329
Mercy.jpeg

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>you're gonna die a virgin you know
>y-yeah I know haha

She was right, I'm killing myself next week

>>39097470
Just beat them up for fucks sake.

>>39095097
>why are you so quiet?
>what do you do all day?

>>39102218
This. Nothing hurts more than this.

>>39102218
>she's comfortable enough to tell you she fucked some random Chad last weekend
And then she wonders why I've become 'weird and distant'.

>>39102638
>Random popular person sits next to you
*sniff
"OH SHlT THIS GUY STINKS"

>>39096426
>>39096350
These two.
Saysomething I think is funny or interesting to add to the conversation
>Okaaay?

>go to somewhere new and ask how something works
>get stares and silence for 7 seconds.
No really. 7.

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>>39104524
Yeah I got this

>>39103066

Yes.

Orginals

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>what's the point in losing weight if you're still going to be ugly as fuck
>what's wrong with you're feet? Stop walking like a retard ahahaha
>it really makes me sad to be around poor people like you
>have you seen the shitty house that anon lives in?
>I heard anon was sexually abused and now he's gay
At least I fixed the weight issue but my feet are still fucked and I'm still ugly and poor as fuck

Happened to me the other day
>Hey which of these should I name my dog
>gives me 4 shitty names that are either boring or not good animal names
>say They're all lame but this is the worst one so any of the other ones
>"Rude. Last time I ask you anything."
K?

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>get grouped together with a couple of stacys in computer lab
>one was chill and kinda geeky but the other was a total cunt
>had to come up with a presentation/slideshow about Microsofts history
>did it in like one class sitting
>we had a whole weeks worth of class time to work on it though
>spent the rest of the time playing AoE2 with geeky Stacy
>vapid Stacy listened to her CD player and surfed the school restricted web

Not all of those odd groupings were bad. The vapid cunt eventually got fat and then became a fitness guru till she got hurt in a car wreck and now she's back to fat and on disability.

The geeky Stacy became a full blown vapid cunt by senior year. I never saw her after high school but someone had said at the 10 year reunion that she had become a big hippie and moved to Oregon.

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>Dude. You're not part of this conversation. You don't know anything about this.

>research and watch the thing related to the topic
>start talking about it

>D*MMIT ANON SHUT UP ABOUT JOJO I DON'T CARE

K.

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>you get in line behind some girls
>they start moving and shoving each other to stay away from you

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>confess to crush
>"ewww"

>>39096662
Eventually I just said yes cause it's easier to say than I'm awkward and ugly

Although it was more awkward to explain that I wasn't when I got walked in on while I was about to fuck my first gf, immediately got cock blocked when my mom yelled "I thought you were gay!"

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>>39095097
>Your laugh is reallly weird
That fucking killed all my hopes of becoming a normie. I've been dead ever since.

>uhh what was his name again?
I hate that stacy but we've known each oter since elementary

>>39105311
>Anon you run really weird!
Literally had no chance.

>>39098611
Dude Frozone was cool as fuck. Maybe it's just due to what I look like now, but I'd take looking like Frozone any day over looking like I do today.

normie bullying you.

>ignore him, he'll stop eventually

gets in my face yelling "CAN YOU HEAR ME?!" and proceds to bully me

>>39105394
Sure. But surely you guys know how Tyrone and Tatiana can make anything sound like insult.

>>39096111
Ouch...and nice trips btw

>get roped into going to the pub with normie friends
>friend introduces us to a couple of girls he knows
>everyone interacts with them immediately, I just sort of take a back seat due to nerves and the fact that they kind of annoy me already
>suddenly they start looking around at everyone and saying numbers
>seems like they're rating us all out of ten
>"6... 8... ooh, 8 and a half!"
>feel one of the girls glance over at me for a few seconds
>"...3"
>they all giggle
>pretend I didn't notice but silently die inside

>>39105535
>hanging out with 8+/10s
you had no chance

>>39095245
They said this to one of my friends in school. He's even more of a robot than me.

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>>39095097
>Anon Stacy said she's in love with you *snickers*

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"You're not THAT bad looking, Anon!"

lmao

I've got 5 plastic surgeries lined up and could easily see myself getting close to 10+

>Had a best friend who was friends with this other kid who hated me because he could see I was slightly weird
>One day the kid is handing out invitations to his birthday party
>He hands one to my best friend
>He looks at me and a sort of offended look comes upon his face
>"You're not coming!" - He genuinely seemed offended at the thought of me going
>Meanwhile everyone else in class got an invitation, even the teacher.

>>39106473
Can I get a quick rundown of what you are getting changed?

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>>39106482
>even the teacher

wtf

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>>39095097
>You look depressed haha
What do I even say to that. Or what's even the point of saying that? They have no intention of ever helping me, they're just pointing out a fact to do... what? I'm sure most don't do it as an accusation or to be antagonizing (or am I just really autistic).
>inb4 they really do want to help
The few times I've ever opened up a little as a response never ended well.

>>39103046
>honestly felt like a punch to the gut
Was she crouching?

>>39096594
it follows you everywhere
>training for job at theme park
>touring park with other new hires
>"okay everyone pick a partner! got one? okay we're all going to ride [x] together yayy!"
>what should have been a really enjoyable, lighthearted experience ended with me on the verge of tears for the whole ride

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>>39095097

Anything about sex. I either am or can pretend to be, confident in all other regards, but sex talk requires all my bullshit powers to not end up humiliated. Fortunately I've managed so far.

>got any social media?
>how many girls were you with?
>are you gay?
>he's so ugly!
>*laugh*

>I wish you were quiet again like before. I hate it when you talk to me, it's pathetic.

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Christmas dinner and i walk downstairs
>Look who decided to join us for dinner!
>How's it going , champ!

During the dinner
>Chad played great in the college league this season and he's about to finish his study
>Stacy has already a degree , but she's going for her masters next year!
>What about you anon? (Entire family stares at me)

>you don't actually like Hitler do you?

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>>39105394
>Frozone is cool as fuck
Mfw

>Why would you make me so sad, I love you?

>>39095829

>She introduces you to her new boyfriend a week later.

>>39108167
They clearly did that on purpose to get you to do something.

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>So who are your friends anon?

>Cool shoes anon
>Just kidding haha what the fuck are those? The Walmart 11's
>They keep talking shit and stepping on my shoes
I hate negroes

>>39108995
You a broke boi, its not hard to get nicer shoes

>>39108849
>that image
Those privileged white males!

>>39100631
One of your victims is going to pull out a 1911 and shoot you one day and you'll deserve it

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>>39107137
Nice one boyo

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>>39103720
don't do it anon

otkapakoo

>>39100141
why is this funny to me

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>yeah sure whatever buddy

I'm supposed to be in charge here

>say something in a group of people, like class
>everyone becomes silent

fuck man

>what kind of music do you listen to?
>are you STILL working at that shit job?
>when are you getting married?

>>39096430
MACDONALDTOWN TRAIN STATION

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>>39095245
>ayo if you shoot up dis school bruh, skip me i's nice to you.
high school was a fucking shit show. god I hate people

>>39098868
>walk outside
>realize i forgot my sunglasses
>sun in my eyes
>look like i have a constant scowl

>>39097856
What part are you from I'm near winston

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>>39096594
>just hurry up and pick a group anon!

>>39108580
Mines worse

>"I'm not really looking to have a boyfriend right now, I'm too young and just starting college"
>I find her facebook page and see that she already has a bf back home
>She HAS a bf yet she's not ready to have one?

Being a partial normie is the worst. People initially accept you, you can get hookups, friends, etc but once they realize you have some awkward quirks they shut you out.

>>39110234
>Tfw giganigga said this exact sentence to me
>I replied "ok, I won't"
>He awkwardly laughed with his eyes wide open
>Tfw struck fear in the meanest dude on campus and he actually was nice to me a lot after that

Just chatting to my mate in class, minding my business. Normie stares at me "fuck you're ugly"

Wow thanks for telling me that guess I'll go fuck myself

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>>39105387
Fuck this hits too close to home m8. How does one even run properly?

>>39095097
>you're not here alone, are you?
>you're so quiet it creeps me out
>I'll get back to you

>>39095097
>You look like a serial killer on your passport
assholes all of them

"Anon, why do you run like that? Haha." I brushed it off with a joke and everyone thought I was confident by the end of the year. I wasn't.

>>39095263
So many fucking feels with that. Some people thought I was gay because I never talked to girls

>>39101782
back to fb you go

>Going around places when looking for work
>"Ok give us your number and we will get in contact with you"
>I've come to learn that this is codeword for "we don't want you, fuck off"

>>39110842
I'm sure they can get fired for that

>>39095097
>"Were you staring at me?""
T-thanks for the heart attack, oneitis

>>39102197
how'd they treat you like shit?

>hanging with friend at my house playing vidya
>he gets a text from another friend
>"hey anon, he is going to pick me up in two hours and we are going to the movies, can I stay until then ?"
>he had only stayed for 30 minutes
>"s-sure"
>he spends the next 2 hours texting
>I'm getting assblasted on ctf_turbine

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>I wish I had aborted you...

I drove so far away from home that day.