How and/or where do I get a mommy gf?

ask your mother to be your gf I guess

>>39095689
She said no, what's the next step?

>look like a shota
>move to an area with lots of 40 year olds
That's it.

>>39095651
>baby face if I shaved
>four incher
>switch
>will never go prison gay
How fucked am I

>>39095900
You're perfect for a mommy gf. Go get one. Areas with lots of tourists and retired people are the best.

>>39095651
>become gf with single mom
>become gf with someone and make her pregnant

>>39095975
the only mommy gf I'm into are asians and blacks

Where do I find an online mommy gf? I'm not ugly but looking in real life seems pointless.

>>39096089
ill be ur mommy gf

>>39096241
C-cool, hi mom

>>39095868
You make it sound so simple

I'm curious.

Is having a GF mom that good? I don't really know anything about it.

>Any good anons willing to educate me?

I want a big sister.

Anyone want a little bro ?

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Where do I find a gf that wants to be a mommy. Nothing turns me on more than a girl that wants to have like 7 kids.

>>39095651
I want one.. or any big breasted GF desu

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How do you get a mommy gf when you're gay though?

>>39097001
OP here, I wouldn't mind if my mommy gf was just a guy ERPing as a mom

>that feeling when no pseudo mom

>>39095651
what would you want me to do op? Can you post your discord so we can chat as to how I should act? Im a feggit btw

>>39098138
iron#6652
if you're still here, i am going to bed but i will message you soon, thank you for the offer

I'm not about to describe my personal method in vivid detail but you can probably concoct a masterplan

If I had a bitcoin I would surfboard on it like Shinobi III.
>inb4 mommy gf takes away my CubeGame

>>39095651
I wanna be some mommy's shota so bad...

>short and generally small
>no body hair
>smooth skin
>big but beautiful, silky feminine dick

too bad I'm balding at 25. ruins the whole fucking aesthetic.

>>39099139
not at all, you just need a cute hat or wig ;)

>>39099354
>not at all, you just need a cute hat or wig ;)
that sounds like a hilariously horrible idea

>>39099354
There are actually hair systems out there that look/feel real and are stuck to your head for months at a time, but they're expensive as fuck. :'(

>>39098893
dude that was the first shinobi III refrence i have ever seen.....
you win everything.

>>39095900
>switch
100% fucked

No mommy gf wants a boy even a little dominant.

>>39095651
idk ask women much older than you ?

>>39100406
defeats the whole kink lmoa

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>i want to be someones caring mommy
>but i am flat chested

>>39100503
if i didnt already have a mummy , small tits > big tits

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>>39100503
be a loli mommy gf.

>>39100503
Please be my mommy, things like that don't matter

>>39100546
sure, i can try that

>>39100547
what sort of things would matter for your mommy gf?

>>39101483
Not him but I've always wondered what do mommy gfs actually want out of a relationship. Do they wanna just be comforting and take care of someone emotionally or do they want to actually take care of someone financially too?

>>39101483
>what sort of things would matter for your mommy gf?
just her personality and what we do together.

I need a mommy or onee-san gf.
I wish I had a cute girl to pamper me.

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>>39101533
id try to take care of my bf as best as i could emotionally and id offer to do his housework and cook his meals. i dont think id be financially be able to support 2 people

>>39101652
What is your original location?

>>39101652
Oh that sounds really cute. Is this what most people mean by wanting a mommy gf? I'd ideally like something where my gf and I mutually take care of each other emotionally and financially and stuff. Im a shit cook though so a girl cooking our meals sounds really nice.

>>39101698
right, i shouldve mentioned it. i live in the US, on the eastern coast. id personally prefer americans, since distance is an issue for people overseas

>>39101735
people want alot of different things from a mommy gf, it just depends who you ask

>>39101753
Yeah I figured they're be some variations but I wasnt ever just really clear on what it was.
How old are you anon?

>find a loli mommy gf after searching for months
>other anons got to her first

>>39101777
nice trips. i am 25 years old. how about you anon?

>>39101839
no one has "gotten" to me, you dont need to be sad

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I want an onee-san gf.

>>39101851
I'm also 25. I live in Texas though. I'm a student/working most of the timen. What do you do anon?

>>39101851
p-pls be my loli mommy gf anon I am 18

I just want a gf that's caring and is dom in relationship and wants and would do mommy things and be lewd with me

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>>39095651
>mommy gf
>not a dominant and cool gf that is at times very caring and nurturing but otherwise smug and abbrasive
>she does the latter enough to appreciate and the former enough to know that she loves you, and when that isn't true she reassures you

>>39101863
You have already had such a thing.

i'd shave my entire body (butt included) if it meant having a mommy gf

>tfw dad bod tho

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>>39101899
sorry anon. sounds like you want lewd things more than anything else. i suggest you look elsewhere

>>39101879
right now im an not working. hopefully its not a problem with you but i have my own place

>>39101753
Living on the west coast is suffering

>>39101971
would you be my mommy? for me it's more about having a really close and supportive bond i guess. someone to comfort and take care of me and to be my big spoon.

>>39101923
What do you mean? I've never had a gf like that before.

>>39102023
>What do you mean? I've never had a gf like that before.
Oh, so I do not count?

>>39101971
Its no problem anon, I'm just curious. School hasn't started yet for me but I'm probably gonna put off going this semester to just work at new job I applied for and save money.
I also have my own place but its not "really" my own place because even though I pay for it, my mom + siblings live here too.
Also this>>39101899
anon made me ask, are you dominant? I hadn't really thought about it but I guess that's the appeal of a mommy gf. I'm not really subby though, personality wise.

I've never had sex so Idk what I am sexually. Femdom stuff doesn't really appeal to me though. Sex isn't that important for me really though. At least not until I get to know someone better.

>>39102029
I think you have me confused for someone else, I'm gf-less.

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I have a mommy gf who is a 5/10 but extremely loving, extremely jealous and she wants to marry ASAP. Seems fishy. It has been 9 months. We don't have a thing in common except loving each other and I think I'm gonna break up with her.

>>39102121
How old a re you and how old is she? Maybe look for stuff in common? It seems sad anon to just break up with a girl like that...

>>39102143
She is super sad and cries many hours a day about this but apart from having nothing in common. We fight for stupid things like religion. She is a muslim and supports stupid religious things and knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except petting me and kissing me. I am 20 she is 21 but she is like 9 and 40 at the same time because she was raised by her grandparents.

>>39102189
Hrm I see. Welll you are both young. Yeah if you guys are that point of fighting and her crying than yeah I think it might be time to lay that relationship to rest. That's sad though. And yeah I feel you about being with a girl who doesn't know much. I don't think I can do that myself.

>>39102233
It's pretty sad for me, too. She doesn't understand the weight of being married right out of the college. She doesn't know how to survive. Every time I try to talk about a problem, she just cries and cries and cries till I shut up and hug her.

>Want be Mummy gf
>Don't have any of the physical assets

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>tfw no mommy gf that live in South America

>>39102403
Ah yeah man. She ain't mature yet. You're right. Best if yall broke up probably.

>>39102090
im not sure im im dominant actually. ive never had the chance to find out

>>39102405
Mummy gf's can come in all forms, cheer up.

>>39102431
Everything will end, right? No good worrying.

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>>39102434
The second word that uusually comes after mommy is 'tall'. Along with large breasted. You're just being an inferior option at this point.

>>39102432
Are you a virgin then too anon?

>>39102460
I don't think everything has to end, but man...I think yall should end yalls if you guys argue and make each other hurt

>>39102496
>inferior

Loli mommy gfs are fucking great.

>>39102434
Mine is tall, ugly and skinny, has a flat ass and a flat chest.

>>39102506
yes, i am. ive wanted to save myself for marriage, but that probably sounds silly

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>>39102583
It doesn't. At least not to me. I wanted to as well. I still do although I'd be okay with losing it with a girl that I think I'll probably marry. I want companionship more than anything though.

Here this is my ideal gf post that I posted a few days ago in some thread on here. If it appeals to you do you want to get to know one another?

>>39102496
You see in my fetish the mommy would be the small girl, and the daughter would be dominating the mommy.

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>>39102602
>Two replies
>Snagging another
You creating a harem anon?

http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/squishylolibutt/
muted but tfw no mummy bf

>>39102660
The replies were from people that said they liked my post but didn't actually exchange contact with me. Just got my hopes up.

>>39102541
I hope this niche grows then
>>39102630
That's something. It would be funny to have a lanket daughter but dominating is...

>>39102714
You wouldn't want to dominate your tall busty daughter? Just in your fantasies?

>>39102674
Post discord instead
Blx

>>39102769
No, Discord sucks

>>39102753
I mean if we're being out-right shameful here I'd feel like a cuck having a tall, healthy, busty daughter. I'd want to see her get lewded in that scenario.

>>39102802
No doting for you! This is original!

>>39102844
:c
Orige emote.

>>39095651
Try the internet. There are a lot of 40+women looking to get plowed by younger dudes. Dont get emotionally involved tho

>>39102911
>Dont get emotionally involved tho
This a mommy thread you retard.

>>39102920
No matter what thread this is. A stable women wont get emotionally attached to a fuckboy ever. That reality where a 20 yesr old dude and a 45 year old women are madly in love and go to places together is so infinitely rare its not even fair mentioning. And tbqfh mommy gf dudes only want to fuck older women, not get emotionally invested.

>>39102909
No headpats while watching idol anime either.

>>39102979
People here just want a girl with a 'mummy' personality. It has nothing to do with age.

>>39103006
mummies are usually thousands of years old dummy

>>39103022
reread the post and think this time

>tfw mom died when you were young
>have almost completely forgot what her touch felt like

you don't know how much i miss it

would literally kill for a nurturing mommy gf. i still look little a little boy

i want to be someones mommy bf
I want to cook for an anon and read them to sleep
all these losers are too straight

>>39103428
>all these losers are too straight
Are you a girl (male)?

>>39103590
Im a homosexual male (male) with motherly qualities.

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>>39095651
>the (ex) gf wanted to cook for me and cried if I didn't let her
>her cooking was SHITE

>>39103047
Learn to type momy insted of mummy you analphabetic nigger

>>39103610
So you're basically a dad

>>39103715
No
Dad stuff is boring imo
I like cooking and reading nice boys to sleep

>>39095651
>have a childhood friend
>used to play vidya over LAN all the time since we were neighbours
>would very often overhear his mother nagging him to help with chores, go to sleep already, or just telling him to stop shouting (whereupon he'd speak in a hushed tone for two or three minutes)
>whenver I visited his mum didn't say much but she periodically brought snacks and drinks for us

>my friend and I are now 29
>play vidya with him over the internet all the time
>very often overhear his wife nagging him to help with chores, go to sleep already, or just telling him to stop shouting (whereupon he speaks in a hushed toone for two or three minutes)
>whenever I visit his wife doesn't say much but she periodically brings snacks and drinks for us

I just want a nice mommy gf to tell me everything will be alright and ask me to do things together like watch movies together online... and then plan to meet down the line if we really love each other. Im not looking for a dom mommy gf to do anything sexual or even cam with. If we end up together i wont expect you to cook or clean, just take care of me. Pls respond

I would give anything for a well endowed motherly gf at this point.