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how much do you fucking weigh?

>>39614867
Those aren't little bitch wrists, those are cadaver arms

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>>39614906
6'0 100 lbs
>TFW SUPERSKELLY

I did for a month and a half.
Got a bigger chest slightly not very noticeable if you have a big frame already. My semon isn't sticky anymore. (During the process it was completely clear) my skin became pale and my dry skin vanished but then I stopped and it's back to normal.

Don't do it you desperate fucking retard. There's a reason these people all end up killing themselves.

>>39614826
Nothing permanent is going to happen with just a month. You'll go right back to normal when you stop.

I might advise OP, if you're looking for a lasting effect but don't wanna grow bitch tits like girl, there are hormones that will do that. Take a look at /hrtgen/ on the lgbt board. People talk about it alot. Be safe and don't screw around too much.

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>>39614806
I dont understand.
Can i get a hint?

>>39615029

Last name of the guy is Mill and the first name of the girl is Belinda.

I still dont get it, explain

>>39614739
Where are you from? I feel the same way btw but I ghosted all my highschool friends

>>39614739
You have an existensial crisis. Many have it like you. They come straight from school where friends and interests is kind of forced, and are thrown into the adulthood without really knowing who they are. It seems like you are holding onto the comfortable past, because you can't see a future. Try to find out who you are, and maybe find a partner to live together with.

>>39614815
US, but I'm sure it's the same for all western culture. I wouldn't say I ghosted anyone, as much as people just stopped hitting me up (mostly as others moved away). All my life I never tried to make friends but it just always happened... until it didn't.

>>39614841
>You have an existensial crisis
I've thought about this, it's comforting to not be alone here. But the only honest answer is money and power. I'm beta as fuck if it wasn't obvious, so that will never happen.

>find a partner to live together with
Idk man, I'm damaged and quickly reaching the point of no return. Most people know what they want in a relationship, I'm still in the high school "just feel it out" mode.

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>"My husban-"

Literally happened to me at work today

>"me and this guy i'm sort of seeing-"

I had a girl who said that who then changed it to "brother" the next day

trust
no
thot

DON'T REPOST IT WITH A TRANNY YOU FUCKING FAG

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Let's try this again, since apparently my last picture was of a man's asshole rather than that I speak about and steered people away from reading. Let me guess, these pictures will, too. THIS, however, should be what love is between man and woman.

>>39614717
This website is so shit now. Just the same exact threads posted on multiple boards. Are there actually any real people posting here or just bots spamming the same threads over and over again?

>be me
>drunk at home
>start practicing singing for ???
I hope I get to be a banshee or a siren or something gay like that
Pipe dreams, I know, I know.

>>39614703
I do that too
>start singing my favourite songs
>imagining I'm back in highschool
>playing to all the 10/10s and the friends I don't have anymore

>>39614685
I did all of that, also practiced debating myself on several topics I would like to discuss with friends and dates (LMAO).

All for nothing.

A man walked down the street. He was roughly six foot three, wearing a sports jacket, jeans, and long, raggedy purple hair. The man jaywalked through heavy traffic without a care, clearly wacked out of his mind. That man was me, but let's start from the beginning

dedicated to Bayer Pharmaceuticals

"Give us this day our daily Coricidin, and lead us not into temptation"
>~Anonymous Circa 2017

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I'm considered a Stacey, but still a certified cyborg. Life is cruel

>>39614614
Not Chad. What would you call someone who's above average, but not model-tier? I can pass for normie and hetero, even though I'm neither. I'm as far from normal as possible though.

>tfw good looking
>tfw white
>tfw big dick
>tfw smart
>tfw no gf
>tfw no social skills
>tfw no life

Here. Fembots are as awkward as a girl can get

>>39614606
in chads apartment

online, dating sites.But if they are cute they'll be gone in less than a week as the males will pursue her like crazy

>>39614594
If he was morbidly obese and had really bad acne. Other than that nothing else.

>>39614619
His obesity would overshadow everything else, detracting from his terrible facial aesthetics.

>>39614594
A buzzcut and fitted tee would be a huge improvement.
There was a thread on this guy about a month ago where people shopped improvements.

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Mjunynjtpm

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>tfw intj
>tfw intj has been sullied by cringy edgelords who are really eXXX in disguise

>>39614531
I live in Newark, which is pretty close to Hayward.

IT SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

>>39614531
Is that Meredith?
The cat that /b/ named?

>>39614542

Its close to SF so I somewhat assumed it'd have a high COL and have fewer mexicans/blacks than socal

>>39614524
holy shit that's from the wallace and gromit movie where they go to the moon to get cheese. fuck opie, I never thought I'd that shit on this website.

>>39614524
>>39614597
I am also just here for the pic. I loved that movie as a child.

>>39614597
>>39614667
haha i grew up with those movies. they were the fucking best, its a shame the wallace voice actor died.

I think that's a man.

>>39614434
Ugly whore. Glad they're dead.

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>>39614519
eyo the cats indeed a man
names sam
respect for noticing

now post cute eliza pics